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Off the top of my head Praag is a rip off of the capital of the Czech Republic and the historic capital of Bohemia, Prague. In Realm of the Ice Queen, Koumiss is pretty common, likely as a result of Dolgan integration into Kislev because I believe it's said to be a Dolgan thing. Koumis obviously being a play on Kumis, fermented horse milk popular with Turkic and Mongol people from Central Asia. There's some serious Cossack influence, which is not just Russian but likely included several ethnicities, alongside the Polish influence. I will not say that I am a historical expert on this stuff, but I think while the Russian influence is strong, it's not the only influence.

The combination between Gospodar, Ungol, Roppsmen, Dolgan and other cultures means that Kislev is a bit of a mishmash.
I feel like the writer of RotIQ basically went 'could you image this group as a bunch of hardy people sitting around a fire during a snow storm downing some of the harshest of sprits like water at some point in their cultural history? If yes, throw them in.'
 
I feel like the writer of RotIQ basically went 'could you image this group as a bunch of hardy people sitting around a fire during a snow storm downing some of the harshest of sprits like water at some point in their cultural history? If yes, throw them in.'
... The only one they forgot are the Canadians and that's just sensible. Trying to apologize to the chaos spawn while bashing their head in is a really weird image.
 
Another interesting factor is that the Empire isn't fully Germanic in nature.
True, but neither was the real world political entity it's based on. The Holy Roman Empire (famously in the words of Mathilde Voltaire, neither Holy, nor Sigmars Roman, nor an Empire) at times covered territories in Bohemia (modern Czechia) and Pomerania/Poland on the Baltic, a territory at one point called Nordmark (the Northern March), as well as extensive lands in modern Italy, Friesia/Netherlands/Belgium, Austria, Switzerland, France, Slovenia, etc. This on top of the regional differences between the constituent mostly German elector principalities.
 
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@Boney

How do you type up the quest and keep track of all your notes, and how do you export it in a format compatible with the forum? Do you just have a single page in google documents/word with the story and another with the notes, or do you use something more intricate?

Sorry if you already answered this. I would have PM'ed you, but I imagine there are many others who might be curious.

My notes are in Zim, updates are written in Notepad. I know the relevant HTML tags by heart from a misspent youth in the pre-WYSIWYG era.

Is there anything not!Finland in Warhammer?

The Roppsmenn seem like they might be Finno-Ugric.
 
Whenever I get irritated at the way GW portrayed my ethnicity in Warhammer, I remember the way they treated Africa and shut up. It can always be worse I suppose.
 
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Turn 36 Social - 2487.5 - Part 3
[*] Grief
You acted rashly after the death of Abelhelm, a death that Sigmar could have prevented, and acted out against a largely Sigmarite institution under your control. While true and understandable, it does hint towards the extent of your rather complicated feelings towards your former liege, and you might not want those hints available for cross-referencing if the Underwear Incident ever comes to light.

Tally

Once you decide to tell most of the truth, it doesn't take much effort to bring the memories, and the emotions, back to the forefront. Most of the hurt has faded, but the bitterness never has. "During the Purge of the Haunted Hills, I saw, and felt, Sigmar's intervention multiple times. Most notably in the Battle of Fang Island, where it struck down a great deal of Undead, including the Strigoi vampire known as the Singing King. Brother Kasmir channelled the might of Sigmar with considerable skill and finesse, before, during, and after that campaign. In fact, the only time I ever saw him fail to do so is when he called on it to heal Abelhelm Van Hal."

"Ah," Starke says. "I think I see." By how guarded his expression has suddenly become, you suspect that either he doesn't, or he does extremely well.

"Abelhelm was a great man, and I admired him a great deal. After he had been allowed to die..." You sigh. "Well, I did have good reasons for seeking a new patron for the Watch, but the way I responded when they did not cooperate was entirely down to my personal feelings at the time."

He nods and leans forward to start writing. "Entirely understandable. A lot of Journeymen have done much more, and for worse reasons." His expression of concentration as he writes is more natural than the poker face he had before, but gives just as little away.

"I hope this will be the last I hear of the matter."

"It should be," Starke says distractedly. "I do not foresee a time when we have nothing more important to deal with than a few disgruntled former thief-takers. I would not have brought it up at all if we weren't in the business of guarding against the unforeseen."

You nod and rise, giving Starke a thoughtful look before you leave. Somewhere in the Grey College there must be a room filled with documents like the one he is now working on, filled with details of embarrassing missteps by prominent Wizards and the way best to explain them away should they come to light. This is, you suppose, a requirement of being the Order tasked with wielding a Wind so easy to misuse - that those who wield it must be above suspicion. Such a reputation must take a great deal of very careful maintenance.

You let your mind linger on that as a welcome distraction while your emotions settle. The memories of Abelhelm's passing are a lot easier to call up than they are to dismiss.

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In Karak Eight Peaks, Kvinn-Wyr is a hive of industrious activity. The excavation crews, drawn from the local mining population, have begun work on what is to be the fifth hall. In the fourth, masons have begun work on the rough edges of the pickmarked stone with chisels and polishing pads to create the smooth surfaces of the finished rooms. In the third, flagstones are being laid out to protect the natural stone from the wear of passing feet. In the second, metalsmiths are laying down an inset pattern of branching minecart tracks in gaps left between the flagstones, with masons following behind and filling the space between the tracks with cobblestone.

And in the first hall, the prototype of the first bookcase waits for your approval.

Your priority was simple: everything goes in its section. Simple enough at first glance, but it gets trickier as your collection grows more diverse and esoteric. A regular shelf is fine for the products of Altdorf booksellers, but what about older, more delicate books that need to lie flat, lest gravity wrest the pages free from the grip of fraying threads and decaying glue? What about scrolls and tablets and slips? What about monstrously oversized tomes like the Modest Treatise? What about things like tapestries and rubbings? The usual answer is to put them in storage and then inevitably forget about them, while the less bad answer is to transfer everything into book format and simply accept a certain amount of copying errors creeping in. You, however, are building a library that will be beyond the usual ravages of budget and necessity. While this does mean you will have the power to create a bespoke solution for every oddity and edge case you encounter, a certain amount of uniformity is still preferable for the sake of efficiency and aesthetics.

Enter this: the Mark One 'Kvinn' Wheeled Modular Bookcase.

The skeleton of the Kvinn looks very much like a short and sturdy stone bookcase with the shelves removed, and it theoretically could be used that way, and perhaps sections could be set up for copies of the more in-demand books if the library starts to attract enough visitors that individual tomes could become bottlenecks. But for the initial collection, your priority is that everything will stay where it is left until it is needed, whether that be an hour or a week or a century later, and over a long enough time period the forces of gravity, moving air, ambient damp, and the friction of books being pulled out and returned begins to accumulate. So in place of shelves can go an array of other carefully-crafted modules. For most books, labelled sliding shelves of varying size will be the answer, with individually-crafted felt-lined cavities for each item. A clever latching mechanism leaves a handle visibly protruding if a shelf isn't fully closed and locked in place, and it requires the proper weight inside of it before it will allow itself to be latched. This is intended to be more a proof against misplaced books than a security mechanism, and it can be replaced with a key lock for the more valuable or dangerous tomes. A similar module has been designed for holding scrolls of various widths and diameters, and as a proof of concept, purpose-built modules for containing various awkward items ranging from a broken pick to a large boulder have been roughly hewn from scrap stone to demonstrate that the system could be adjusted to almost any contents.

There is another, subtler bugbear of would-be librarians who yearn for order: that of expansion. Dedicating a shelf to a single topic is all well and good, but as you acquire more document you reach the limit of that shelf. The question can be put off by balancing additional books atop the row of spines, but eventually one must succumb to the inevitable and displace the contents of an adjoining shelf. This is annoying on a personal scale, but could be disastrous on the scale of a library that wishes to maintain proper order. The displaced shelf must displace another, and that a third, until the displacement dominoes through the entire contents of the hall it is in. And this would happen every time a shelf reaches capacity. Well, this is where the minecart tracks come in. Each bookcase will be dedicated to a single category only, and when one reaches the capacity of its case, a new one can be wheeled in. A single moderately-fit librarian with a can of axle grease and the key to release the locking mechanism of the wheels could move entire bookcases around with ease, and with no risk to the secured contents.

At a stroke, the Kvinn solves a great variety of potential problems. In exchange the amount of space it will take up and the amount of effort it will take to build them is greatly increased, but that is the benefit of being bankrolled by a King: not only does Belegar have the wealth to afford this, it actually isn't that expensive to him because all the labour is being drawn from the local population, with local mining, mason, and metalsmithing clans paying labour in lieu of their usual tax obligations. And the physical space, usually the most expensive component of any library located in a city, is something the Karak actually has too much of, and it laying empty is a vulnerability. You consider suggesting a taller bookcase, noting that it is shorter than even the ones you use personally, but leave it unsaid. A height ideal for human sizes would be awkwardly tall to Dwarven and Halfling patrons, and a human can kneel easier than a Dwarf can find a stepladder.

You give the Kvinn your approval, and seal the fate of a great many blocks of quarried stone.

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Library Purchases:
[ ] [LIBRARY] Colleges of Magic: name four magical, non-divine topics to acquire all available Empire books on.
[ ] [LIBRARY] Barak Varr booksellers: name three public topics to acquire all available Empire and Dwarven books on.
[ ] [LIBRARY] Library of Mournings: name two non-magical topics to hire Cityborn scribes to copy all available Laurelorn books on.
[ ] [LIBRARY] Back-fill.
Instead of seeking books on specific topics, fill in some of the sections of your existing library where you have some of the available books from the Empire and the Dwarves on a subject, but not all. Will acquire more books total than other options, but cannot be directed.

Dwarf Favour Purchases
Aethyric Vitae can be spent instead of favour at an exchange rate of 3 favour per gallon; for Rune-related purchases, this will also guarantee the cooperation of Runelords who may otherwise be disinterested. To use this, simply add 'paid by Vitae' or similar to an item you are voting for.
[ ] [DWARF] No purchase.
[ ] [DWARF] Write-in.

College Favour Purchases
[ ] [COLLEGE] No purchase.
[ ] [COLLEGE] Write-in.

Other Purchases
[ ] [PURCHASE] No purchase.
[ ] [PURCHASE] Write-in.


- There will be a three hour moratorium.
 
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The Library is going to be so cool.

Just... the image instantly at play of a Library where the shelves themselves are constantly shifting and moving as new material comes in. Very iconic.
 
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My favorite time of day:
Once you decide to tell most of the truth, it doesn't take much effort to bring the memories, and the emotions, back to the forefront. Most of the hurt has faded, but the bitterness never has. "During the Purge of the Haunted Hills, I saw, and felt, Sigmar's intervention multiple times. Most notably in the Battle of Fang Island, where it struck down a great deal of Undead, including the Strigoi vampire known as the Singing King. Brother Kasmir channelled the might of Sigmar with considerable skill and finesse, before, during, and after that campaign. In fact, the only time I ever saw him fail to do so is when he called on it to heal Abelhelm Van Hal."

"Ah," Starke says. "I think I see." By how guarded his expression has suddenly become, you suspect that either he doesn't, or he does extremely well.

"Abelhelm was a great man, and I admired him a great deal. After he had been allowed to die..." You sigh. "Well, I did have good reasons for seeking a new patron for the Watch, but the way I responded when they did not cooperate was entirely down to my personal feelings at the time."

He nods and leans forward to start writing. "Entirely understandable. A lot of Journeyman have done much more, and for worse reasons."
I believe this is possibly the first time that Mathilde has ever outright said her feelings on Sigmar. There is no reason for her current friends and girlfriend to ask about the traumatic memories of Stirland, and her Stirland friends can very easily tell her feelings without her having to tell them.

I'm interested in what Starke really thinks, but this isn't something that he can really hold against her. It's a perfectly understandable human reaction, and I'm glad that Mathilde gets to vent that out. Well, maybe Mathilde doesn't actually feel any better after venting, people are different and I know some people don't feel any better even when they describe their emotional state. It's complicated.
You nod and rise, giving Starke a thoughtful look before you leave. Somewhere in the Grey College there must be a room filled with documents like the one he is now working on, filled with details of embarassing missteps by prominent Wizards and the way best to explain them away should they come to light. This is, you suppose, a requirement of being the Order tasked with wielding a Wind so easy to misuse - that those who wield it must be above suspicion. Such a reputation must take a great deal of very careful maintenance.

You let your mind linger on that as a welcome distraction as your emotions settle. The memories of Abelhelm's passing are a lot easier to call up than they are to dismiss.
I suppose this is as good a confirmation as any that Mathilde tends to go on tangents and think about irrelevant topics often as a way to calm herself down and get a handle on her emotions.

Great update, thank you very much for it @Boney.

I don't have much to say about books. My brain shut down and couldn't process anything that was said as I lingered on the impact of the first part. Something about minecarts and shelves and rolling shelves along the floor. I'm happy for Mathilde. Or sorry for her. I don't know.
 
Dunno why, but I parsed "Enter this: the Mark One 'Kvinn' Wheeled Modular Bookcase" as

"Enter stage left: the Mark One 'Kvinn' Wheeled Modular Bookcase"

I think I need sleep :p

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Also, and no offence Boney, but I found the Grey Order's Lord Magister Starke's perspective on Mathilde's answer to be a bit obtuse, as a reader.

Didn't really convey that much to me about what he was thinking.
 
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