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The thing is, he and Shallya basically are the charities. Unless you like spending your gold on solid gold churches, in which case Sigmarite churches might count too.

On giving Ranald a cut; he says that every tenth coin is his. However, he doesn't actually have any way to collect that stuff, except having his priests go around and grab it; with no big churches or organizations, all worship of him is highly localized. In the Mathilde Weber convocation, consisting of she, herself and her, she basically is the priest, so giving it to another priest would be redundant. Instead, she just needs to use it in a way he'd vaguely approve of (feeding or taking care of the congregation of Mathilde and herself and herself likely counts, as does helping her help others or just being generally amusing to him).
The only problem with this line of thinking is that Mathilde is not a priest and likely never will be.
 
Apprentices-In-Perpetuity are essentially non-daring people who never Journey, or never do it for real. They take up jobs as librarians, or TAs, or straight up teachers in mundane subjects probably. Mathilde mused during her bout of cramming for the Magister exams that it's all-too-tempting to just gorge herself on the knowledge the College has to offer, and pay for it by doing some boring, menial job like that. Hell, I think she mused something like that recently, how the sort of people that help re-take lost Holds aren't the sort to become Apprentices-in-Perpetuity.

They aren't necessarily unskilled. Mathilde had enchanting knack from apprenticehood, and being in the College, with all the best focuses and ambient conditions and leisurely casting a ritual likely helps with raw power for things that don't really need that much oomph to being with.

Essentially, they are the Wizard equivalent of a Salaryman.

That sort of mindset is well suited for being a monotous enchanter.
This is somewhat misleading. Apprentices-In-Perpetuity are not necessarily non-daring. If you are unfortunate enough to be born with magic, but not enough of it to ever raise your Magic score past 1 (and remember that more than half of all people born with magic fall into this category), then that is the highest magical rank you can achieve in the Colleges. You'll never be able to become a Journeyman not because of personality or lack of skill, but because you'll never be able to cast even something as simple as Skywalk or Aethyric Armor without a miscast chance.

Of particular note is that the Grey College in general is more likely to let their apprentices out of the College facilities than most if they accompany their master on investigation/diplomacy tasks around the Empire, and experienced and trusted perpetuals are likewise more likely to be allowed out of the College to do things like run spy networks (though their master is always legally responsible for their actions and use of magic, just as with any other apprentice or journeyman). Which they do sometimes, because they are not actually all unadventurous types and they have been indoctrinated with the Grey College mindset just as much as any Journeyman or Magister has, they just have less personal power to exert in pursuit of its cause.
 
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The only problem with this line of thinking is that Mathilde is not a priest and likely never will be.
By the standards you laid out, I don't think there are any priests of Ranald. He doesn't have any kind of formal priesthood, no hierarchy or conclaves. Those who are his priests are thieves and conmen, tricksters and gamblers.

Ranald's probably the single most decentralized and least formal cult in the Empire.
 
Also, it's not an illogical assumption, people don't generally do that kind of thing unless they take at least some enjoyment out of it.
'Hey Mathilde, do you want a job doing this thing? You seem pretty good at it.'

'No thank you, I was just trying to help out. I feel that my skills would be of more use to the Empire elsewhere.'

'Oh, okay. Have a nice day.'

No misunderstandings needed.
The only problem with this line of thinking is that Mathilde is not a priest and likely never will be.
You say this, but I disagree, based on the argument that this is Warhammer, and that word means something different. Mathilde has a close relationship with her god, and regularly manifests miracles. They're so close that even if she couldn't do magic at all she'd still be able to use Ranald's power in a roughly similar way, assuming their relationship was the same.

In Warhammer, that makes you a priest. The only thing that makes you more of a priest is doing all that and also using your god's lore, which we only don't do because multiclassing in Warhammer isn't very good for you.
 
Not a WHFRP Priest Career with access to the Divine Lore of Ranald, no.
But a lowercase, non-miraculous priest? Arguably we passed that threshold last night.
There is no threshold to cross. We have not decided to pursue the path of priesthood. We have not undertaken the tasks and tests that fellow priests lay out for priest hopefuls. We are not a priest. Until we decide to walk that path no matter how pious or how many visions we get we will never be a priest.

No can call themselves a priest. There are steps that need to be taken and Mathilde has not taken those steps. What are the steps to being a priest to Ranald? I don't know but until other priests confirm all the tests and requirements have been passed Mathilde will not be a priest.
 
How expensive would a copy of Ghal Maraz be?
It was created by an ancestor god, and blessed by Ulric.

So, we'd at least need to wrestle Gorkamorka a few times and come out on top.

(We would die just trying to pick the fight, much less getting into it; I am implying that it is likely impossible to even attempt this course of action).
 
'Hey Mathilde, do you want a job doing this thing? You seem pretty good at it.'

'No thank you, I was just trying to help out. I feel that my skills would be of more use to the Empire elsewhere.'

'Oh, okay. Have a nice day.'

No misunderstandings needed.

Not necessarily, but there might be for a bit. Or some idiot who thinks he knows better than Mathilde about Mathilde. It's unlikely, I grant, but keeping possibilities in mind is always good.

How expensive would a copy of Ghal Maraz be?
I have several objections to this idea.
 
You know, I could see Mathilde putting the various romance book-swap networks that she's been a part of in contact with each other and forming an Empire-spanning multi-species secret organization beyond the dreams of all but the most paranoid of spy hunters.

Of course, said network doesn't actually do anything objectionable. But god help you if you cross one of their members, for even if your mother, sister, and grandmother aren't part of it, your friend's are.
 
There is no threshold to cross. We have not decided to pursue the path of priesthood. We have not undertaken the tasks and tests that fellow priests lay out for priest hopefuls. We are not a priest. Until we decide to walk that path no matter how pious or how many visions we get we will never be a priest.

No can call themselves a priest. There are steps that need to be taken and Mathilde has not taken those steps. What are the steps to being a priest to Ranald? I don't know but until other priests confirm all the tests and requirements have been passed Mathilde will not be a priest.
Mathilde is much more than a priest of Ranald at this point, anyway. She just cut him in on a share of the WAAAGH!

She's not a priest, she's an Accomplice. :V
 
So I feel there is a pretty big misunderstanding of what a priest is. Priests have really one job. To tend to the needs of their flock. Some priests will work for their entire lives in one small chapel because that is what they are called to do. Some priests travel for thousands of miles to many small communities and never have a warm bed. Some priests live in great temples and care for the needs of other priests.

Simply being pious is not enough. Simply holding a religious service is not enough. Receiving visions will never create a priest. Building temples does not make you a priest. Nothing we have done would make us a priest.

There is big reason for this. To be a priest you must pass the tests and requirements other priests have set up for their religion. Mathilde has not done those and has not been recognized as being a priest by other priests.

Saying we are a priest is a deep insult to the priests that sacrifice to care for the people who look up to them for spiritual advice. Saying we are a priest is in insult to all the priests that have dedicated their lives to their order.

Are their bad, even evil, priests. Yes. But that doesn't diminish the sacrifice and love other priests have for those under their care.

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No we are not a priest and likely never will.
You are imposing a very narrow standard based on the real world that just doesn't apply (not even in the real world). Saying that other priests control who gets to be a priest is just wrong. If a god says you are a priest, then you are. The judgement of other priests is just a way to approximate that in the absence of that word.
And not all priests tend to flocks. A sigmar battlepriest has the mission of smashing evil. The same goes for the religious knightly orders. And lets not even get into the priests of evil gods.
 
I think we'll have a significant lead if we build the first tavern/casino. There will be a lot of money moving through the Karak in the coming years and a lot of it will be in the form of mercenaries. A dwarf-built, halfling-staffed tavern will be things that the mercenaries will give a lot for. Attached casino for entertainment, maybe see if we can contract some dwarf apprentices to sell weaponry for some quick cash... It's definitely something that can be wildly profitable. If we put a tenth of our profits into charity or communal events, that should qualify as Ranald's cut and make people like us more.
Yeah, don't compete against them, co-opt them.
as paranoid and secretive but also as people who don't like sticking around in one place for too long, I'd guess most of the AiPs we have are of the 'too little skill/power' variety, rather than the 'meh, don' wanna' type.
There can simply be academic types, too.

Enchanting doesn't necessarily need much power, Mathilde's literal first act of magic was enchanting.
of thing unless they take at least some enjoyment out of it. One or two could be passed off as curiosity, or desire to make ourselves one, twenty or thirty can't. Especially as I don't recall the College actually using favours as currency. Yes we spent favour to get the Seed, but that worked in pretty much the same way as getting the Runebelt did, it didn't seem to be any more organized than that.
We are technically not allowed to have money. The Grey College's coin is favours, that's been established for a while.

Dropping a bunch of enchanted staves at the college is, plain and obviously, getting some credit with it.

I'm not sure it might be feasible without a lot more effort, tho, because Boney doesn't like "farming" favors on the background like that.

Mathilde is a Magister, she is essentially a Senior Wizard. "They might force her to sit in a room turning staves because she made some once" is absurd.
 
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What are the steps to being a priest to Ranald?
I've actually read the book. The answer is, summarizing off the top of my head, 'first a priest notices another guy who looks like he'd make a good priest. Then, he hires him for a thiefy job without telling him about the priest thing, and spends a while making sure he's trustworthy and stuff. Then, the thiefy job usually turns out to be an entirely different situation, and he has to think on his feet. If he survives, he gets a victory party, and only then finds out he's been ordained'.

Edit for posterity: the potential priest is informed before the final job, so they do give consent.

So we've been around Ranald since we've been an apprentice, and he knows we're good. We have other priest friends (well, just one now) who we're also around, and they thought we were great. We've been through a few jobs with Ranald, which puts us an order of magnitude over the average priest, and the latest one was a sneak mission that turned out to secretly be a literally mythical heist of pure divine power. Then, we went on to lead about six thousand men in knowing and willing worship of Ranald.
 
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Gotta agree with @Alliterate that we do not need to give Ranald a cut, because we've never followed that particular stricture- we've already given him his cut through the six thousand gamblers gathered explicitly in his name. Besides, you know, the whole Mork thing.

Not saying we couldn't do some charity, why not.

But we don't owe Ranald cash, and never have.
This isn't about Mathilde owing Ranald cash. But if the Inn/Tavern/Casino will have some religious aspects dedicated towards Ranald, then it's better to have his tenant of one in ten coins being his built in.
 
There is no threshold to cross. We have not decided to pursue the path of priesthood. We have not undertaken the tasks and tests that fellow priests lay out for priest hopefuls. We are not a priest. Until we decide to walk that path no matter how pious or how many visions we get we will never be a priest.

No can call themselves a priest. There are steps that need to be taken and Mathilde has not taken those steps. What are the steps to being a priest to Ranald? I don't know but until other priests confirm all the tests and requirements have been passed Mathilde will not be a priest.
In the context of Ranald's completely decentralised cult, I reject this characterisation completely. For say, Sigmar (that ass)- absolutely.
For Ranald- who's to say that the trials and comedies Mathilde has undergone aren't exactly what is required of any faithful aspirant to the priesthood?
Who anointed Heideck and Wolf? Or did they just decide "We're getting old, Wolf." "Yep, that's enough banditry, lets retire to Wurtbad, play cards, and minister to a flock of loosly organised thieves."
 
'Hey Mathilde, do you want a job doing this thing? You seem pretty good at it.'

'No thank you, I was just trying to help out. I feel that my skills would be of more use to the Empire elsewhere.'

'Oh, okay. Have a nice day.'

No misunderstandings needed.

You say this, but I disagree, based on the argument that this is Warhammer, and that word means something different. Mathilde has a close relationship with her god, and regularly manifests miracles. They're so close that even if she couldn't do magic at all she'd still be able to use Ranald's power in a roughly similar way, assuming their relationship was the same.

In Warhammer, that makes you a priest. The only thing that makes you more of a priest is doing all that and also using your god's lore, which we only don't do because multiclassing in Warhammer isn't very good for you.
The first line in the Warhammer fantasy wiki on priests is this.
Priests are ordained men and women who administer to the needs of the faithful throughout the old world.
One can not ordain themselves. Until other priests ordain us or Ranald explicitly states we are a priest Mathilde will not be a priest.
There is also the fact that Mathilde doesn't really administer to the needs of Randal's faithful as her job. It's not her primary concern. So right now you are free think what you want but I will really stand strong on the fact that Mathilde is not a priest.
 
I've actually read the book. The answer is, summarizing off the top of my head, 'first a priest notices another guy who looks like he'd make a good priest. Then, he hires him for a thiefy job without telling him about the priest thing, and spends a while making sure he's trustworthy and stuff. Then, the thiefy job usually turns out to be an entirely different situation, and he has to think on his feet. If he survives, he gets a victory party, and only then finds out he's been ordained'.

So we've been around Ranald since we've been an apprentice, and he knows we're good. We have other priest friends (well, just one now) who we're also around, and they thought we were great. We've been through a few jobs with Ranald, which puts us an order of magnitude over the average priest, and the latest one was a sneak mission that turned out to secretly be a literally mythical heist of pure divine power. Then, we went on to lead about six thousand men in knowing and willing worship of Ranald.
Yet we have to be ordained as you have stated. Ordination is not some event that can happen without you knowing about. Everything else we have done is meaningless without that ordination. Until ordination happens Mathilde can not be a priest. It is as simple as that.
 
So I feel there is a pretty big misunderstanding of what a priest is. Priests have really one job. To tend to the needs of their flock. Some priests will work for their entire lives in one small chapel because that is what they are called to do. Some priests travel for thousands of miles to many small communities and never have a warm bed. Some priests live in great temples and care for the needs of other priests.

Simply being pious is not enough. Simply holding a religious service is not enough. Receiving visions will never create a priest. Building temples does not make you a priest. Nothing we have done would make us a priest.

There is big reason for this. To be a priest you must pass the tests and requirements other priests have set up for their religion. Mathilde has not done those and has not been recognized as being a priest by other priests.

Saying we are a priest is a deep insult to the priests that sacrifice to care for the people who look up to them for spiritual advice. Saying we are a priest is in insult to all the priests that have dedicated their lives to their order.

Are their bad, even evil, priests. Yes. But that doesn't diminish the sacrifice and love other priests have for those under their care.

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No we are not a priest and likely never will.
She is a priest of Ranald, not a Christian one.

You are right that, by those standards, she will never measure up. So wouldn't Wolf.

Good thing then, that those aren't the standards she is being measured by.
 
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This is about the new, recent paperwork saying they signed over half their pay in advance to gamble with tokens. If the mercenaries have a bright idea to ruin that specific paperwork, that would do nothing to touch the other bits of paperwork saying they signed on for the Expedition, they should be paid, or they have been paid, etc.
(Also, your tone sounds a little odd, given you were quoting the QM.)
Didn't they sign that in front of some longbeards as well? Also, aren't the administrative papers under the care of Edda and her longbeard cousins?
 
So I feel there is a pretty big misunderstanding of what a priest is. Priests have really one job. To tend to the needs of their flock.
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There is big reason for this. To be a priest you must pass the tests and requirements other priests have set up for their religion. Mathilde has not done those and has not been recognized as being a priest by other priests.
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While there's something to what you're saying here the meaning of "tend to the needs of their flock" can get really variable in Warhammer. Consider that all the Knights of Morr- all of them- are considered priests. They can't even talk due to their vow of silence, and the "needs of their flock" that they tend to consist largely of smiting the undead and keeping graveyards from being defiled. Likewise the Grandmaster of the knightly order of Ulricans here is considered a priest of Ulric but he's a knight commander and spends his time and energy on battle, not on attending to Ulrican religious ceremonies- he just does that on the side.

This kind of "priest but spends their life on their job, not on their religion" situation is commonplace and Mathilde fits into it really well. The clergy of Ranald is informal and highly variable. While you're right about the recognition of one's peers (or god directly, in the absence of peers, but Ranald hasn't expressed his opinion on this) is needed for someone to legitimately be a priest, that is as a practical matter the only thing that Mathilde needs before qualifying as one of Ranald's. I don't think it's particularly likely that she'll pursue the course, but it would take 1-2 action slots of talking to his cult members that she knows to learn a few formalities and get rubber-stamped, and she'd get the title.
 
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I mean, we've got a lot of recognition from Ranald over the years. :V
He's amongst other things directly intervened (OK, via cats) to save our life. More than once (the +20 bonus on Shyishkebabs and the mirror box construction).
 
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That got me thinking of ways to deal with the trolls ourselves, and all I can currently come up with is sealing up the entrances to Kyvinn Wyr on our side and then cause a riot with Bewilder/Black Lotus poison to make them attack each other as well as spill out towards our enemies. Working on refining it. Lessee if I can't figure out a way to capture it.

Eye of the beholder was mentioned, and we know they like warpstone a whole lot. Try and paint a stone on the edge of a large group with magic to pull them over, then let the spell lapse and start on another rock at the edge of the new group location before they can disperse or wander back? Kinda kite them like this while under take no heed and/or invisibility.

Rules are that each weapon can have no more than 1 master rune, and 3 runes max (including a master rune). What runes should we get for our greatsword, and what runes for our pistol?

I'm thinking at least one Rune of Dismay on our greatsword to make us even more terrifying.

I love the idea of the following:
Master rune of flight. Rune of cleaving. Rune of striking. Synergize with teleportation battlemagic and dread aspect.

So picture a battlefield:

Orcs pressing the shield wall of armoured men, dragging them out of formation. Suddenly, a burst of smoke puffs up and shadow tentacles lash out, ripping limbs off while a greatsword decapitates the closest orc. Without stopping the arc of the full swing, the newly materialized Mathilde flings it at a nearby champion.

Puff! She dematerializes before the sword has made a rotation in flight.

Puff! She appears with a revolver in hand, three quick shots snapping out.

Puff! The sword completes it's second rotation, sheering halfway through a torso before wrenching itself out and back the way it came.

Puff! Mathilde reappears and the sword flies to meet her, pasting an unfortunate goblin on the way. She grabs the hilt and with a final puff of smoke, disappears. Swapping stories later, the rescued unit hears that the wizard had been active all up and down the front, breaking enemy advances with a flying sword and a writhing shadow, never more than a moment in any place. Sometimes mounted on a shadowy horse, sometimes shooting her revolver, sometimes throwing magic with both hands while the sword flew on a deadly errand.


Oh! Also had a thought about using snake juice as ink? Drawing a circle of it should be a pretty benign test to see how it adds or bends power from known symbols. Being able to lay out one use, self-powered runes (human runecraft is a class at the college, right?) with a quill and bottle would be pretty awesome.
 
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