[:V] Inquire about the existence of a Plane of Beach Parties.

Heh. How many thread memes is that now?

Oh shit, @Azel.

We need to make a Demi-Plane of Beach Parties.
Adhoc vote count started by Crake on Feb 5, 2018 at 5:51 AM, finished with 149243 posts and 12 votes.

  • [X] "Personally, my Lady, I would have no objections. You have been fine company, proven thus far by your understanding and patience. No doubt you have been inundated with words of caution as of late, but I must ask... would we not be imposing upon preexisting arrangements by doing so?"
    [X] Of course.
    [X] "My lady, I, we, would be honored."
 
My knowledge of DnD is pretty rusty, but I'm still willing to bet money there are worse places then those lying around.

Amusingly not really, in terms of "expansiveness of awful", the Abyss, Nine Hells and the Far Realm are pretty much top spot. In my estimation they are only eclipsed "locally" by the domains of Lloth, Loviatar, Cyric (sadism, pain, madness) and the demiplane of Nightmares.
The only other "vast expanses of awful" available, I can think of, are the negative energy plane, but we already have undead and the plane of chaos? getting Slaad-ified is pretty ungreat.

The Illithids are only able to move that openly because of the planar isolation. The level of moves they are making right now, were there more planar travel, would have already called down insanely fanatical organized crusades of Gith.



[X] Of course.

Still sad we didn't invite her. Abducting maidens from their oppressive societal position is totally our thing.
 
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I'd always planned to bring this quest to the Plane of Beach Parties eventually.

Just moving up our timetable, s'all.
 
Amusingly not really, in terms of "expansiveness of awful", the Abyss, Nine Hells and the Far Realm are pretty much top spot. In my estimation they are only eclipsed "locally" by the domains of Lloth, Loviatar, Cyric (sadism, pain, madness), the demiplane of Nightmares.
The only other "vast expanses of awful" available, I can think of, are the negative energy plane, but we already have undead and the plane of chaos? getting Slaad-ified is pretty ungreat.

[X] Of course.

Still sad we didn't invite her. Abducting maidens from their oppressive societal position is totally our thing.

And the bit between Negative and... Shadow? Or maybe Air.

Void. It's a hostile environment :p
 
Typos and such.
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if he could see something, might not he have also planned it?

EDIT: Got ninjad on most of these by Duesal (I assume).
 
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So we won't even get the chance to delay this and set a price of entry on the negotiating table? Embra's spymaster father is just going to find a way in on his own? I'm not even surprised at this point.

[X] Crake
 
[X] Crake

If beach party land is going to be a serious thing to consider then I'm more than happy to setup a brainstorming conversation on it.

Anyone want in?
 
And the bit between Negative and... Shadow? Or maybe Air.

Void. It's a hostile environment :p
Well most planes are pretty hostile to meatbags^^. But the hells, negative plane, chaos plane (Slaad) and Far Realm inhabitants are "actively virulent" in a sense.

So we won't even get the chance to delay this and set a price of entry on the negotiating table? Embra's spymaster father is just going to find a way in on his own? I'm not even surprised at this point.

Hey there are decent odds that the spreading knowledge of the realm of balance is gonna kick off all the currently simmering planar wars.:V
 
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What we need to do is bottle conceptual facets of what a "Beach Party" is.

So to begin with the building blocks of our project, I hereby do call this board meeting of the Committee For Trans-Planar Beach Episodes into session.

What truly encapsulates, in essence, that which a Beach Party is?
 
What we need to do is bottle conceptual facets of what a "Beach Party" is.

So to begin with the building blocks of our project, I hereby do call this board meeting of the Committee For Trans-Planar Beach Episodes into session.

What truly encapsulates, in essence, that which a Beach Party is?

Well a beach to start with, so that means Oceans. Also we're going to need sunlight, good weather, food, comfortable places to sleep (among other things:whistle:), and of course booze.
 
You guys are not the only connection the Prime Material has to the planes, though of course others who gain such a connection will strive to keep them secret too, however these connections are multiplying and eventually they will leak to the point the secret unravels entirely. You can at most delay, not stop this.

As I've been telling @Everyone for days now.

It's going to happen. It's already happening. By acting now, we can try to at least direct the flow of the information and profit from it in some minor way, rather than waiting and finding out from a rumor post in six months that Dorne is suddenly playing home to a mercenary company of oddly helpful spirits of air.
 
What we need to do is bottle conceptual facets of what a "Beach Party" is.

So to begin with the building blocks of our project, I hereby do call this board meeting of the Committee For Trans-Planar Beach Episodes into session.

What truly encapsulates, in essence, that which a Beach Party is?
Plane of fire and water intersection to start with... wait those dont exist do they?

Does the plane of earth have desserts? Perhaps a specific subsection of the plane of mud?
 
What we need to do is bottle conceptual facets of what a "Beach Party" is.

So to begin with the building blocks of our project, I hereby do call this board meeting of the Committee For Trans-Planar Beach Episodes into session.

What truly encapsulates, in essence, that which a Beach Party is?
Step One, The Beach: Requires elements of water, earth and air, with a dip into Fire or Radiance for sunlight. Plants and wildlife are mostly optional, not something to focus on now. So we have to place it between those points, near the Material or take large samples from each.

Step Two, The Party: Needs food, alcohol, ice, music, Beachvolleyball materials, sunchairs and some more details. Magic can easily provide all of those. Someone with Fifth level spells and crafting feats could basicslly do it by himself with enough ressources for crafting.

Step Three, The People: That one is simple, invite partygoers, make some service-constructs and maybe hang some good-mood spells over the whole demiplane.
 
If this is necessary you should remember that it's Polymorph Any Object, no need to mess about with the mother's emotions etc.

Just turn a Dugong or something into a CotF, probably make that the female as it's probably easier to artificially inseminate that then to convince someone to be intimate with an animal.
Polymorph any object gives you the intelligence score of your new form, it's cruel to temporarily give a creature sapience, only to take it away again.

And it would be temporary, one of the things that determine if it's permanent, is how close to the new form your old form was, human to CotF is close enough to be permanent, Dugong to CotF would only get us about 2 weeks.

All in all using animals isn't a good idea.
 
Amusingly not really, in terms of "expansiveness of awful", the Abyss, Nine Hells and the Far Realm are pretty much top spot. In my estimation they are only eclipsed "locally" by the domains of Lloth, Loviatar, Cyric (sadism, pain, madness) and the demiplane of Nightmares.
The only other "vast expanses of awful" available, I can think of, are the negative energy plane, but we already have undead and the plane of chaos? getting Slaad-ified is pretty ungreat.

The Illithids are only able to move that openly because of the planar isolation. The level of moves they are making right now, were there more planar travel, would have already called down insanely fanatical organized crusades of Gith.



[X] Of course.

Still sad we didn't invite her. Abducting maidens from their oppressive societal position is totally our thing.

As an Australian the Gith remind me a lot of Canetoads, they are a little better at killing what they're supposed to but everything else holds true, including looks.

Fuck Canetoads.
 
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