Well the lawn darts tend to require the target actually having issues with said large sharp pieces of metal slamming into them. Mind-slaves/zombies/whatever Sombra is bringing might not care that much.

By not caring I mean not feeling pain, going into shock etc. Throw enough of them and yes, they'll simply take so much damage that they can't keep going.
 
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Like I'm just remembering my Redwall books
(as an aside, my god its been a while. Should I reread those? Do they hold up?)​
And I remember them using freaking slings as volley weapons to great effect.
 
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Future Equestrian explorer stumbles across the Empire, finds a bunch of various races hucking rocks at a horned straw figure that's on fire.

Explorer: "Oh, is this some sort of local tradition?"
Cheery Crystal Earth Pony: "Yep! Celebrates the end of that bastard Sombra and his lieutenants. Damn horn heads and their lust for power. Fortunately the rulers have helped keep our territory clear of the magic freaks ever since. Want a rock friend?"
Explorer tugs his hood over his horn carefully as he replies. "C-certainly friend! Wouldn't want to miss a chance to participate!" *hucks a rock with weak ass unicorn strength that lands like a foot away* "Uh.. bit tired from the travels. I better go to the inn quick, ehehe."

I wonder if Sombra has a navy....

The armies of Sombra surround the Emperor, his guard lay defeated, his wife in his arms too wounded to fight on and the unicorn stomps forwards with a sneer on his face, giving a dark chuckle. Then he pauses and tilts his pony head in confusion. "What is that grinding sound?"

Suddenly from over a nearby hill crests a full ship of the line that slams onto Sombra. The captain leans over the side and gives his respect to the Emperor.

Garrick: "How did you even get here? We're fifteen miles in land!"
Captain: "Well, it sure wasn't easy, I'll tell you that much."
 
The armies of Sombra surround the Emperor, his guard lay defeated, his wife in his arms too wounded to fight on and the unicorn stomps forwards with a sneer on his face, giving a dark chuckle. Then he pauses and tilts his pony head in confusion. "What is that grinding sound?"

Suddenly from over a nearby hill crests a full ship of the line that slams onto Sombra. The captain leans over the side and gives his respect to the Emperor.

Garrick: "How did you even get here? We're fifteen miles in land!"
Captain: "Well, it sure wasn't easy, I'll tell you that much."

So basically this in reverse:



Edit:

I just thought of a way to leverage our naval superiority for real. Quite simply, we build a Brown-Water Navy, river monitors and gunboats.

Historically, river monitors were a late but near-unstoppable addition to the Union forces during the American Civil War and we are very close to that tech level.

Brown-water navy - Wikipedia
Gunboat - Wikipedia
River monitor - Wikipedia

 
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We haven't even reached mid Renaissance tech yet. We are at early Renaissance level right now with a few advanced designs.
 
Part of me wants to write that omake about the mad clown/jester griffon, but have him reappear in the middle of the battle in the omake going mini-Discord on Sombra...

Shame it would never be canon :(
 
What? We're like 300-400 years away from American Civil War tech. We've only just invented gunpowder.
a bit less in some ways. The first steam pump for mines was invented in 1698. Modern fish farming is from Germany in 1733.

We can reasonably go a lot faster than technological progress in the real world if we get the necessary resources (and Archimedes continues his new ideas streak).

And that's not counting the possibilities of magitech and the advantages flying (for gryphs) and digging (for diamond dogs) give us.

Just for an idea, we could probably get our first steam boats in ten years or less if we focused there (first working prototype in 1783). It would just take a few actions to upgrade our steam engines.

We're basically at the beginning of the first industrial revolution
 
What? We're like 300-400 years away from American Civil War tech. We've only just invented gunpowder.
It is worst than that. We just invented black powder. Modern Smokeless Gunpowder=/=Black Powder. We are centuries from creating that, nor is it something that we can likely invent at the drop of a hat.
a bit less in some ways. The first steam pump for mines was invented in 1698. Modern fish farming is from Germany in 1733.

We can reasonably go a lot faster than technological progress in the real world if we get the necessary resources (and Archimedes continues his new ideas streak).

And that's not counting the possibilities of magitech and the advantages flying (for gryphs) and digging (for diamond dogs) give us.

Just for an idea, we could probably get our first steam boats in ten years or less if we focused there (first working prototype in 1783). It would just take a few actions to upgrade our steam engines.

We're basically at the beginning of the first industrial revolution
Which honestly sounds like a terrible quest, just rush through the whole tech tree within the first 20 turns, now we have lasers and s*** that no one else can copy and lets us ROFLstomp and win forever at everything.
 
Which honestly sounds like a terrible quest, just rush through the whole tech tree within the first 20 turns, now we have lasers and s*** that no one else can copy and lets us ROFLstomp and win forever at everything.
On one note ponies probably can pull that of now with magic, on other i believe that QM has stated that he already has tech tree planed so we will progress in that pace.
And for tech, well speed of the advancement can't be the same as in real world as we have completely different setting here and if we in far of future get laser guns before we have tech for it they will be magic based.
 
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Which honestly sounds like a terrible quest, just rush through the whole tech tree within the first 20 turns, now we have lasers and s*** that no one else can copy and lets us ROFLstomp and win forever at everything.
I was thinking more "decent widespread steam technology" by turn 20 or so. Unless we get magitech lasers would be A LOT later.
WE (real world) don't really have decent laser weapons yet!

Once we finish with this war it would probably be better to pass from 1 year-turns to multi year turns really. Or to simply have nearly all actions be multiple years so that we can skip to whenever one or more actions are completed (like for example the first option to be completed ends in 4 years, so we skip 4 years ahead unless there are wars/emergencies in the way).

common problem with ck2 quests in my opinion is that, after the first few years, they tend to progress too fast BECAUSE of the 1-year turn. During peace time it would be better to have longer turns
 
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It is worst than that. We just invented black powder. Modern Smokeless Gunpowder=/=Black Powder. We are centuries from creating that, nor is it something that we can likely invent at the drop of a hat.

Idea there. Get some volunteers to give Sombra a great tribute from our nation in an act of submission. An enormous few wagons full of 'Miracle Powder'. Then have them demonstrate it by shoving a torch into it or something, assuming he inspects it.

I mean, so long as nobody has records of things like this causing explosions so easily.
 
Idea there. Get some volunteers to give Sombra a great tribute from our nation in an act of submission. An enormous few wagons full of 'Miracle Powder'. Then have them demonstrate it by shoving a torch into it or something, assuming he inspects it.

I mean, so long as nobody has records of things like this causing explosions so easily.

...it's just so crazy that it might work!
If he allows anyone close without instantly killing them at least.

Reminds me a bit of the Trojan Horse
 
Omake: (Trying not to) Ruffle Feathers (Semi-Canon)
Oh, had a idea!
@Questor
~~~~~ (Trying not to) Ruffle Feathers ~~~~~​
You are Gabriella Golden-Feather and you have just done one of your few responsabilities not related to being a Queen or a Warrior: tucking your kid to bed and putting that griffon plushie she loves next to her, which earned a content sigh that did not make you daaw and anyone that says so will be put by my sword.

Off to more comfortable topics, you think when reaching the exit of her room, looking at the small detachment of Guards that consist your personal Guard: The Feather Fall, a small group of veterans that were assigned with your protection. You very much miss your old guard, if you are to be honest, the sense of kinship you shared, specially renewed during the Aquilea-Griffonia War. Still, needs must, and they were more useful becoming core members of the Knights Talon. Regardless, they keep to themselves, specially their leader... thats staring at you with a intent gaze.

"...what?"

"Your Highness" Galven starts in a polite tone. You tried to make him drop that title unless in a public setting, but being a fighter didn't seem to diminish his noble upbringing. But you have been far too annoyed and worried recently to manage to only chastise him for it. "I wish to request something of you."

...nooo. Really? You can forgive the Your Highness this time, you are needing the stretching. "Location?" is all you ask.

"This way, your Highness. Training ground 3." He says, and takes off the balcony. The rest of the guard follows after you two, with Galven having the good grace to stay very slightly behind you.

You take little time to reach Training ground 3, a training ground on top of one of the bigger towers. It woudn't be weird if someone were already there, but as your Guard, Feather Fall can requisit any training ground anytime they well please, under your name. A privilege they never abused, and hell, you always relax more slashing someone than a feathergrooming ever managed.

Each of you take out one practice sword, you feel its weight and balance, giving a nod of approval. Both of you take a distance of roughly twenty meters, in position.

"First Strike wins?" You ask in a no-nonsense tone, though there is a underlying joyful feeling to it.

"Until knockout or Yield."

My, my, my. Your wings open slightly at that. I already received a birthday gift from the castle knights two months, and now a second one?

You start with a straight dive, jumping straight as your wings both give you support, and extra impulse, your blade doing a upward diagonal slash. The attack misses its mark, Galven might not be your match in strengh, or even speed, but he definetly beats you in insight. He started to dodge the very moment you commited to the attack, but you were expecting that. Instead of stopping, you stomp the ground in a sweep motion flap your wings powerfully, soaring and turning around. Now lets see how he tries to...

A defensive GROUND stance against a Griffon? Against YOU? FINE. You take a bit bigger distance, allowing yourself a longer curve, and keep your blade in your right talon, gripping it strongly. Your longsword is your weapon of choice, easily able to be used in diving tactics or ground ones, and you make full use of it as you dive again toward Galven, holding his sword and shield. He parries mosf of the impact of the blade away, but you ARE a diving ball of muscle and steel. Even without your armor giving you extra mass, just the small portion of your swing which he takes makes his lower limbs screech against the stone beneath the dirt that covers the floor. You keep enough of your momentum and are nimble enough to avoid the counterstrike, but that IS your specialty. If he wants to be grinded down against the floor, by all means, then.

You attack again... and again, and again. Your strikes are heavy, unyielding, and you are deliberaly aiming for his center of mass. If he didn't have a very good shield by now (the swords are good as well, just crafted without a edge) he would have a broken sword by now. You have to admit this is feeling very liberating, the tension you been harboring is dissolving as you work on your Guard Leader like a drum. Still, if he is just going to be your cuttingbag, he don't deserve any request from you.

You prepare for the last strike before you call it a stop, going for a last tackle, and now he decides to come after you? Too little, too late, Galven. Still you were already in the middle of a curve, he did pick the perfect moment to cut distance between you two in order to force a stalemate. Your swords clash in mid-air, where your wings and position are what matter the most. He looks straight at your eyes, and you can see he is about to try a reversing maneuver when-

"If you die, she will be defenseless."

Your mind short-circuits for a moment when you hear those words. You barely register the pommel strike on your sword arm he used JUST when he uttered those words, your body reacting on the instinct of a warrior. Before he managed to bring his sword in for the kill, he finds himself Smashed against the ground, and if this weren't quite a large area, he would have fell some stories down on the ground and died then and there.

That DID crack most of his ribs, for sure... and you slowly descent to the ground as he slowly coughs the air in and out of his lungs.

"A... BloodFall Maneuver, *cough cough*, Your Highness? Good thing the recruits *cough more* weren't watching, thats on the suicidal textbook."

You gaze at him with a angry glare. Sure, You meant it when you told your husband that a warrior does everything to win, but using the fear of your daughter acceptance against you?

"... Speak, Galven."

He takes the better part of a minute in order to keep his breathing proper again, and he looks back at you. His gaze is serious as it ever was.
"We, the Feather Fall, understand your position, Your Highness. We consider your daughter one of our lieges, but we do not have the political power to keep her safe if worst comes to you and your husband. If you order us to protect her, we swear to do so on our blood, until the last of our feathers is forsaken by the wind. But we can't protect her on the political battlefield. Please, allow us to be your shield on the battlefield. We will all gladly give every single bit of our blood to keep you safe."

... damm bastard.

"... Fine. Request granted, Galven. But answer me one thing."

"yes, your Highness?"

"If you had actually managed to win over me , would you have requested the same?"

"No, Your Highness. I would have asked you to accept the Feather Fall to protect you, then broken my own beak in shame for betraying my position and using such a undertaloned tactic against my Liege."

"... fine." is all you managed to say, before giving him your back, and starting to fly again. You NOT going to show teary eyes to any of your guard, period.

And if the damm bastard ever tries something like that again... you will promote him to Captain of a Knightly order even if you have to fund it yourself!


PS: In case you are wondering, The Bloodfall Maneuver involves, quickly spinning one's body in 360 degrees, switching the sword from your talon to your beak in the middle of THAT, and use the entire centrifugal force to knock your enemy directly downwards. While using your body to parry the incoming sword strike. More likely to be impale yourself with your enemy sword than to fight back, of course.

Also, I actually rolled up a dice to see if she would win that match. 70% chance of sucess, 10% chance of tie.

Edit: Had to do a sliiiight change in some naming *whistles innocently*
 
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Oh, had a idea!
@Questor
~~~~~ (Trying not to) Ruffle Feathers ~~~~~​
You are Gabriella Golden-Feather and you have just done one of your few responsabilities not related to being a Queen or a Warrior: tucking your kid to bed and putting that griffon plushie she loves next to her, which earned a content sigh that did not make you daaw and anyone that says so will be put by my sword.

Off to more comfortable topics, you think when reaching the exit of her room, looking at the small detachment of Guards that consist your personal Guard: The Feather Fall, a small group of veterans that were assigned with your protection. You very much miss your old guard, if you are to be honest, the sense of kinship you shared, specially renewed during the Aquilea-Griffonia War. Still, needs must, and they were more useful becoming core members of the Knights Talon. Regardless, they keep to themselves, specially their leader... thats staring at you with a intent gaze.

"...what?"

"Your Highness" Gawain starts in a polite tone. You tried to make him drop that title unless in a public setting, but being a fighter didn't seem to diminish his noble upbringing. But you have been far too annoyed and worried recently to manage to only chastise him for it. "I wish to request something of you."

...nooo. Really? You can forgive the Your Highness this time, you are needing the stretching. "Location?" is all you ask.

"This way, your Highness. Training ground 3." He says, and takes off the balcony. The rest of the guard follows after you two, with Gawain having the good grace to stay very slightly behind you.

You take little time to reach Training ground 3, a training ground on top of one of the bigger towers. It woudn't be weird if someone were already there, but as your Guard, Feather Fall can requisit any training ground anytime they well please, under your name. A privilege they never abused, and hell, you always relax more slashing someone than a feathergrooming ever managed.
Each of you take out one practice sword, you feel its weight and balance, giving a nod of approval. Both of you take a distance of roughly twenty meters, in position.

"First Strike wins?" You ask in a no-nonsense tone, though there is a underlying joyful feeling to it.

"Until knockout or Yield."

My, my, my. Your wings open slightly at that. I already received a birthday gift from the castle knights two months, and now a second one?

You start with a straight dive, jumping straight as your wings both give you support, and extra impulse, your blade doing a upward diagonal slash. The attack misses its mark, Gawain might not be your match in strengh, or even speed, but he definetly beats you in insight. He started to dodge the very moment you commited to the attack, but you were expecting that. Instead of stopping, you stomp the ground in a sweep motion flap your wings powerfully, soaring and turning around. Now lets see how he tries to...

A defensive GROUND stance against a Griffon? Against YOU? FINE. You take a bit bigger distance, allowing yourself a longer curve, and keep your blade in your right talon, gripping it strongly. Your longsword is your weapon of choice, easily able to be used in diving tactics or ground ones, and you make full use of it as you dive again toward Gawain, holding his sword and shield. He parries mosf of the impact of the blade away, but you ARE a diving ball of muscle and steel. Even without your armor giving you extra mass, just the small portion of your swing which he takes makes his lower limbs screech against the stone beneath the dirt that covers the floor. You keep enough of your momentum and are nimble enough to avoid the counterstrike, but that IS your specialty. If he wants to be grinded down against the floor, by all means, then.

You attack again... and again, and again. Your strikes are heavy, unyielding, and you are deliberaly aiming for his center of mass. If he didn't have a very good shield by now (the swords are good as well, just crafted without a edge) he would have either a broken sword by now. You have to admit this is feeling very liberating, the tension you been harboring is dissolving as you work on your Guard Leader like a drum. Still, if he is just going to be your cuttingbag, he don't deserve any request from you.

you prepare for the last strike before you call it a stop, going for a last tackle, and now he decides to come after you? Too little, too late, Gawain. Still you were already in the middle of a curve, he did pick the perfect moment to cut distance between you two in order to force a stalemate. Your swords clash in mid-air, where your wings and position are what matter the most. He looks straight at your eyes, and you can see he is about to try a reversing maneuver when-

"If you die, she will be defenseless."

Your mind short-circuits for a moment when you hear those words. You barely register the pommel strike on your sword arm he used JUST when he uttered those words, your body reacting on the instinct of a warrior. Before he managed to bring his sword in for the kill, he finds himself Smashed against the ground, and if this weren't quite a large area, he would have fell some stories down on the ground and died then and there.

That DID crack most of his ribs, for sure... and you slowly descent to the ground as he slowly coughs the air in and out of his lungs.

"A... BloodFall Maneuver, *cough cough*, Your Highness? Good thing the recruits *cough more* weren't watching, thats on the suicidal textbook."

You gaze at him with a angry glare. Sure, You meant it when you told your husband that a warrior does everything to win, but using the fear of your daughter acceptance against you?

"... Speak, Gawain."

He takes the better part of a minute in order to keep his breathing proper again, and he looks back at you. His gaze is serious as it ever was.
"We, the Feather Fall, understand your position, Your Highness. We consider your daughter one of our lieges, but we do not have the political power to keep her safe if worst comes to you and your husband. If you order us to protect her, we swear to do so on our blood, until the last of our feathers is forsaken by the wind. But we can't protect her on the political battlefield. Please, allow us to be your shield on the battlefield. We will all gladly give every single bit of our blood to keep you safe."

... damm bastard.

"... Fine. Request granted, Gawain. But answer me one thing."

"yes, your Highness?"

"If you had actually managed to win over me , would you have requested the same?"

"No, Your Highness. I would have asked you to accept the Feather Fall to protect you, then broken my own beak in shame for betraying my position and using such a undertaloned tactic against my Liege."

"... fine." is all you managed to say, before giving him your back, and starting to fly again. You NOT going to show teary eyes to any of your guard, period.

And if the damm bastard ever tries something like that again... you will promote him to Captain of a Knightly order even if you have to fund it yourself!


PS: In case you are wondering, The Bloodfall Maneuver involves, quickly spinning one's body in 360 degrees, switching the sword from your talon to your beak in the middle of THAT, and use the entire centrifugal force to knock your enemy directly downwards. While using your body to parry the incoming sword strike. More likely to be impale yourself with your enemy sword than to fight back, of course.

Also, I actually rolled up a dice to see if she would win that match. 70% chance of sucess, 10% chance of tie.
Nice Omake! One problem: Gawain is the name of your Son. If you could change that one detail, I'd be more than happy to list this as an official Omake.
 
So that plan to dig under the invading army and blow them up is viable I think. As long as we get the blast mining done first it should be possible for us to blow up the ground under their feet. Assuming that Sombra is leading an army and not trying to solo us we can stop the advance with defensive strategy. He can't be everywhere at once after all. So like the WW1 era soldiers we can stop the attack and dig under the enemy positions plant large amounts of explosives and kill and collapse the ground under the army.
 
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