My thoughts on the current crop of offers:
Edgelord of Sylvania
+ Get promoted to high nobility as the not!Elector Countess of Sylvania
+ Reunite with all your old favourite characters from Stirland
+ Hold serious influence within the Colleges as the Feudal Lord of the Place the Battle Wizards Hang Out
- Sylvania is a shithole with no infrastructure and a Vampire problem
- Have to manage our own council of incompetents because Sylvania is a shithole where no one sane or competent would go voluntarily
- Seriously, I can't emphasise this enough. The ground in Sylvania is literally infused with warpstone which causes the dead to rise
A Cat and Rat Game
+ Go be a Spymistress again, but this time for a province that isn't Stirland
+ Wissenland took a swing at the Skaven and missed. They're in deep and need the help
+ Potentially meet Eshin-Friend again yes-yes
- The Elector Count we'd be working for is a moron who refused imperial help to take a half cocked swing at the Skaven
- Is just being a Spymistress and dealing with Skaven again for those who want something fresh-new.
Smallest Ambassador at Large
+ Would not need to move house
+ A route onto the Emperor's Council, if that's what you want
+ We've not been a Diplomacy Advisor yet
- We have a Diplomacy score of 12
- D I V I D E D L O Y A L T I E S
PRINCE AND EMPEROR ('s tutor and bodyguard)
+ Heidi
+ Manfred
+ Whatever insane plan Heidi has for this job will be interesting, at least
- Heidi
- Potentially no free time
- Being directly employed by Heidi feels like a terrible idea
Colony Simulator 2487: Dino Apocalypse Edition
+ Find out how a tiny colony justifies having a Grey Lady Magister named as Governor-General
+ D E E P L O R E
- Lustria is a silly place full of pain, death and dinosaurs, let's not go there
- A long way away from everyone we know, including our girlfriend
Ranald's Bestest Favouritest Minion
+ Be the first ever Wizard High Priest
+ Everything about this will infuriate the Sigmarites
+ D E E P L O R E
- Fundamental change in our relationship with Ranald
- Probably locks us out of becoming the Grey Matriarch or Supreme Matriarch
An Umgi of Proven Trustworthiness
+ Magical Princess Mathilde
+ Only moving down the road
+ More Dwarfs!
- The borderlands is a terrible place to live
- Eww. Empire Building