Voted best in category in the Users' Choice awards.
All stuck in in Sylvania, I suppose.

Mathilde, /getting a beer.
Mathilde, /catches fire. It burns with a sickly green glow.
Closest patrons abandon table with skill and experience.
Mathilde, /somewhere inside the green inferno: "... Sorry about that. I'll leave a good tip."

"AAAAAAAHHHH! HEEEEELP! DEMON, THERE'S A DEEEEEEMOOOON!"

"Ma'am, please stop screaming."

Is nobody going to comment on the possible Light wizard breeding project?
They say that there are so many choirmembers because they recruit everyone, but let's be honest: their controlled breeding just produce a lot of weak wizards for every mighty success, doesn't it?

The council is gonna award you one singular yike for the sheer idea, not to mention a visit from a Priest of The Hammer to remove Slaaneshi taint of your mind.
 
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...Horstmann brought a guitar, bass, & drums as his musical accompaniment.

can't decide if these are in-universe pseudonyms or just Boney being whimsical

Possibly their actual names. The Light Order winnows heavily through every orphanage it can for anyone with a hint of magical talent, and they get new names to go with their new career. And the Light Order is big on musical metaphors.

Text appears to disagree on which Gaze spell the Lights bring to the table - @BoneyM can you clarify?

Both, forgot to add Shem's to the summary.
 
Given the expedition proper is starting, some appropriate music!



Now then, what are we going to nickname Horstmann's mini-choir? Horstmann and the Horstmannettes isn't exactly pithy, calling them a boy band is inaccurate...

Blinded by the Light, maybe? BbtL?
 
Yay! It's back!

Ok so my first thought is that the sudden influx of wizard characters is both fertile ground for recruitment to K8P longer term, (both demonstrating to the dwarves that they are willing to put life on the line for dwarves and building some direct relationships with Mathilde) and serious omake fodder. Who are these people? What are their background? We are likely to get sentences or indirect hints, but fleshing that out and then seeing them become a recurring character? It's like the expedition all over again, where we took turns on turns just helping people to learn about them!

Also, I think this is where windherder is going to really start to shine. Integrating multiple area of effect spells from many different winds is kinda the best way to practice the skills described by it's plain text, and I think learning to blend effects without blending winds into dhar is a much more promising route than enchanting or tongs.

I'm really looking forward to it. And we've got a good cast, it seems. Fourteen magic users, four(?) dwarves, two(?) knights, an elf and a dragon as our named characters, a tangle of motivations and obscured objectives and unknown conditions, and an omipresent threat of enemy armies far outnumbering us if luck breaks wrong.

Onwards!


urge to poach duckings rising

*futilely throws pokeball at other trainers pokemon*

Ok! Let's lay out a plan here. Who are the best prospects for us to persuade to come stay at K8P after this, and what do we tempt them with?

The bright I think we tempt with attention and friendliness from the lady magister- she'd fit in well joining our deathly duckling with the Besiegers as a longer term job, at first pass, and would add some nice firepower to the Karak. Assuming she isn't actually bitter/jealous towards us...

I don't know if the Jade would fit. I think he's likely to be our first named character to go east from K8P, but my money is that he does appear again to do that.

The celestial, I think, could go either way. If he and Hubert bond, and he supports Hubert through the magister trials while buying into the dream Hubert is selling of what it means to be a wizard of Karak Eightpeaks, then this could be an amazing bromance waiting to happen. And we'd end up basically with a thick as theives pair of anti-sterotype celestials; brothels and sword duels and blasting foes on the battlefield. On the other hand, if he and Hubert run eachother the wrong way, this might spiral downwards very quickly.

The lights I am unsure about. It would be kinda poetic if the magister is still very against chaos, gets in spats with us about how we tend to do things like with with the locals and help enemies if it is against another enemy, sees us succeed brilliantly, stealing away his ducklings and most of the credit due to how public the disagreements were, and decides that if working a little bit on line is what everyone praises, then maybe he should just step over it completely.

Ie, Horstmann turns to evil BECAUSE of Mathilde appeals greatly to me. :)

Divided Loyalty: Actually Two Goblins In A Robe

FINALLY, sum proppa cunnin'.
 
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Is nobody going to comment on the possible Light wizard breeding project?
They say that there are so many choirmembers because they recruit everyone, but let's be honest: their controlled breeding just produce a lot of weak wizards for every mighty success, doesn't it?
I shelved that under using predictive magic to determine the conditions most likely to produce wizards so that individual members can set them up if they want magical kids.

It could be something else, but that option is squicky enough as it is and I don't want to crack open the barrel of nope containing the other approaches unless it gets thrown in our faces first.
 
I shelved that under using predictive magic to determine the conditions most likely to produce wizards so that individual members can set them up if they want magical kids.

It could be something else, but that option is squicky enough as it is and I don't want to crack open the barrel of nope containing the other approaches unless it gets thrown in our faces first.
That's a lot of words to say "wizard-breeding project organised by people who aren't absolute monsters".
People hear "breeding project" and automatically add "forced", but many IRL countries have various forms of natalist policies that rely entirely on soft incentives and they seem to work fine.

EDIT: From the Patriarch's perspective, it's "the more powerful and valuable a wizard is, the more their mind changes and makes them unlikely to have children: we need to breed more wizards". From an individual's wizard's perspective, it's "the Order so nicely helps me out to maximise my chances of having magical babies! I'm getting institutional support, encouragement, the works! Wow, what a great boss!"
 
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After knowing Panoramia for nearly a decade, Mathilde is still unable to acknowledge or recognise any types or grades of soil beyond calling it all 'dirt'.
The other possibility is that Mathilde is still doing her "pretend I'm not totally confused by the most basic things" routine. Of course this won't fool Panoramia, but I can see Mathilde avoiding the kind of conversation that would involve revealing exactly how ignorant she is regarding "dirt". And "chatting to your girlfriend" often doesn't involve giving her a crash course in the mechanics of your day job - especially when your day job already has many other more interesting magical bits which are already a shared interest!
 
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That's a lot of words to say "wizard-breeding project organised by people who aren't absolute monsters".
People hear "breeding project" and automatically add "forced", but many IRL countries have various forms of natalist policies that rely entirely on soft incentives and they seem to work fine.

EDIT: From the Patriarch's perspective, it's "the more powerful and valuable a Light wizards is, the more their mind changes and makes them unlikely to have children: we need to breed more wizards". From an individual's wizard's perspective, it's "the Order so nicely helps me out to maximise my chances of having magical babies! I'm getting institutional support, encouragement, the works! Wow, what a great boss!"
The White Wizards are strictly celibate (if an apprentice can't adhere to a vow like that, their suitability for the wind is probably so bad that teaching them would be a lost cause anyways). Their giant pile of apprentices is because they don't allow drop-outs, and (in addition to the orphanage scouring) they take all the rejects from any of the other colleges, so if you flunk out of everywhere else you're basically doomed to the background music crew.

Did you get them mixed up with the Celestial Wizard guy?
 
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The White Wizards are strictly celibate (if an apprentice can't adhere to a vow like that, their suitability for the wind is probably so bad that teaching them would be a lost cause anyways). Their giant pile of apprentices is because they don't allow drop-outs, and they take all the rejects from any of the other colleges, so if you flunk out of everywhere else you're basically doomed to the background music crew.

Did you get them mixed up with the Celestial Wizard guy?
You're right, I did mix up the Light Order (who have all the apprentices and Choir members) and Celestial Order (who apparently help their magic-users breed true).
I wonder if Jade and Amber even bother with this sort of thing, or if this isn't even an issue for them? I'd guess that it isn't, but who knows what they kept from their Druidic roots.
 
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