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Turn 30 Social - 2484.5 - Part 4
The Temple of Ranald is not a tavern, but that just means it offers good drinks at a fair price instead of trying to slice every copper. To those with the clout to not be subjected to the gentle but insistent reminders from the staff that this is a gambling establishment and one is expected to partake, it's one of the better places for a reasonably quiet drink. Or a rather loud drink when the fighting ring is in use. It's also a favourite hangout of the Karak's small but growing clowder of cats, ruled over with a merciless iron paw by Captain Snuggles. The cat-shaped Shrine in the centre of the Temple is her favoured perch, and one can take in the current state of the pecking order at a glance by seeing which cats sit alongside their giant obsidian fellow, and which have been banished to the ignominy of ground level.

The only exception to this merciless and ironclad social structure is Wolf, who is known to doze alongside the obsidian cat while keeping a sleepy eye on the comings and goings of the worshippers. Either because of his unique relationship with Ranald or simply because he is a fully-grown wolf, none of the cats challenge his right to take up a significant portion of their chosen territory, not even the otherwise unchallenged queen-slash-officer.

"It takes a special kind of bond for a cat to be a soldier's pet," Oswald says, after you ask him of his cat's rank. "A dog will stick by your side through anything, but cats? They don't like moving and they don't like schedules, and for a cat to stick with you even through that instead of running away or being left behind because they weren't with you when it was time to march means something special. That's where the ranking system comes in. Not sure if it was just my regiment or wider, but animals get promoted and demoted based on how good they are at sticking around. Which means there's a lot of highly-ranking dogs and a lot of cats that never make it past lance corporal. If a Private is missing you just look around the place a bit, but if it's a Sergeant you go ask a few pointed questions of local butchers and the regiment's cooks."

You nod in understanding. "And now that you're in one place for the foreseeable future..."

He nods. "They were easy promotions to make. I doubt I'm going anywhere for the rest of her lifetime."

That's a sobering thought. It's been six years since the start of the Expedition, so Snuggles must be at least that old, almost certainly older. So at least half of her lifetime is already spent, probably more. You can't help but be quite glad that Familiars last longer than their ordinary counterparts. Rather than voicing that thought, you let the conversation drift into the conversation every pet owner is familiar with: the conversation about the personal quirks and foibles of one's pets, which is never interesting to anyone else, but listening to them is the price of admission for the always irresistible opportunity to talk about your own companion. And once that exchange is over, there's the question that's been in the back of your head ever since you met the man: what's with the generations of Oswaldsons? Oswald takes a long pull from his drink and stares at nothing in particular.

"There was once a Norscan raiding crew lead by a man named Ásvaldr," he begins, in the tones of someone repeating a story, "who broke with the Raven and fled to Nordland, eventually settling in a small fishing village willing to take a chance on some dubious new citizens in exchange for their skills at combat and boat-building. When it came time for them to adopt a surname, they collectively chose Ásvaldsson to show loyalty to their former captain. Over the years, this family demonstrated a strong adventurous streak and grew scattered across the Empire but remained in contact, and in each generation there was an Ásvaldr, an avatar of the original ancestor to bring luck and prosperity. By this time the descendants of the original crew had intermarried enough that they truly were a family, and everyone could draw a line back to the first Ásvaldr. But the Dark Age of Three Emperors shattered this unity." He waves a hand absently. "It's a long story of heartbreak and betrayal I won't go into, and by the time of Magnus the Pious few of us were left. The Ásvaldssons that supported the Wolf Emperors had died out in battle, the Aswealdssons who backed the Ottillian Emperors had been absorbed into the noble families of Talabecland - could probably find a blood link between me and that Hubert if you spent a month researching - and only the Oswaldsons who supported the Nuln Emperors remained, and there were damn few of us after the Great War Against Chaos."

"That's quite a history. I'd thought it was an unbroken line."

"Gods no. Many an Oswald has died childless, but the Oswaldsons continue and name a new Oswald or Osvalda for our ancestor. Even if we're a bit diminished now, there's still part of the Reikwald that we technically own, with some of the foundations of the original manor house still visible if you know where to look. By the time I'm ready to retire I should have enough squirrelled away to begin rebuilding in the Reikwald, unless I've gotten too attached to this place. Might take a page from the Halflings' book and decide that we're more secure if there's a new branch of Oswaldsons here in the mountains."

Considering your own family, it's hard to imagine having such a weight of history behind you, but Oswald seems to draw great comfort and motivation from his. And you can definitely respect the strength of will it must have taken the original Ásvaldr to turn from the Chaos Gods and lead his people to a new land. That's definitely worth celebrating, and perhaps even worth enshrining. You smile and listen with interest as Oswald turns to his current pet topic: his theorizing on the mystery of why the Dwarves have never embraced an indirect-fire blackpowder weapon. His world is very different to yours in many ways, but there's definitely parallels in how he approaches his world and how you approach yours.
 
An interesting bit of history, but i can't say it made me change my mind about Oswald as a romantic prospect or even as a friend, there just does not seem to be anything to engage with between the minor noble from a happy family who became and artilleryman and the peasant girl betrayed by her kin who became a shadow wizard. Last phrase aside I really don't see the connection besides both being brave and loving their furry companions.
 
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I don't know, I kind of see some parallels between Oswald's family history and Mathilde's. Not the one in Stirland, they lost the right to be called that years ago, but the one in Altdorf which, depending on if we ask it of Belegar, might get a branch here in Eight Peaks, same as the Oswaldsons.
 
One more to go. Then the *knife fight over purchases can begin. :V

No actual knife fights are expected.

Hmm definitely think we should do the divine AV action next turn. Alongside Learning melkoths, sword style and robe creation.
 
That was kind of eh. Not in the sense that it was uninteresting or badly written, but it just did nothing to change my opinion of Osmund. Truthfully, I'm now more interested in his oddly loyal cats than him.
 
Oswald would probably be a fine drinking companion, but nothing beyond imho.

I am sad that Francesco wasn't able to become a romance candidate.

A brooding, ambitious and fit Tilean sounds romanceable as fuck to me...
 
Oswald's story seems like something fit for a book. We should introduce him to some Editors or something as our consolation prize for his participation in the Ship Wars.

Salute to Oswald! You and Captain Snuggles are definitely ones I see as a good person for Mathilde to befriend.
 
I did like this bit of family history, but it doesn't particularly make me want to be part of that history.

I'm willing to admit that the explosion show might have been more romantic. Hmm, Mathilde isn't actually Explosion-sexual, more like Total-Annahilation-of-my-Enemies-sexual, so maybe not that much.

And in my biased though correct opinion, Cython made reading a book into a very attractive performance, so nobody else gets the "nonromantic circumstances" excuse. And it wasn't a sexy book either, it was a dictionary, which is perhaps the least sexy type of book.
 
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Oswaldson gets a "No" from me, as expected. I always regarded him as a joke vote, more so than the dragon, and while his family history is somewhat interesting, he himself isn't.
 
They do use catapults Grudge Throwers, though.
For all that both fire in a parabolic arc, catapults/trebuchets/Grudge Throwers aren't very effective at all when used as indirect fire weapons, which is why they weren't fired from maximum range except when they couldn't close in. Because if they strike at a steep angle, they're not going to do much damage unless they directly land on top of someone, since they're relying on impact force to do damage, whereas a mortar shell is an explosive that just needs to land near to what it's being fired at. Optimal results come from using them in direct fire.
 
Considering your own family, it's hard to imagine having such a weight of history behind you, but Oswald seems to draw great comfort and motivation from his. And you can definitely respect the strength of will it must have taken the original Ásvaldr to turn from the Chaos Gods and lead his people to a new land. That's definitely worth celebrating, and perhaps even worth enshrining. You smile and listen with interest as Oswald turns to his current pet topic: his theorizing on the mystery of why the Dwarves have never embraced an indirect-fire blackpowder weapon. His world is very different to yours in many ways, but there's definitely parallels in how he approaches his world and how you approach yours.
@BoneyM , I would actually like to know his opinion on this subject, if you'd care to share it?
 
@BoneyM, I had a thought to get a pair of enchanted drakefire pistols. To get that, would that need both a successful PURCHASE and COLLEGE vote or would just a COLLEGE vote suffice (with money getting deducted as part of it)?
 
Not being willing to spend expensive gunpowder and an artisan-made shell on a shot where you might not even know if you connected or not. Grudge Throwers used in that way are lower-stakes, since it's just a bit of rock that someone spent maybe a minute chiselling into the right shape.
Yeah, I can see dwarves being kind of dumb like that. :p

And in my biased though correct opinion, Cython made reading a book into a very attractive performance, so nobody else gets the "nonromantic circumstances" excuse. And it wasn't a sexy book either, it was a dictionary, which is perhaps the least sexy type of book.
I'd call it an impressive performance rather than an attractive one, personally?

Oswaldson gets a "No" from me, as expected. I always regarded him as a joke vote, more so than the dragon, and while his family history is somewhat interesting, he himself isn't.
Eh. Yeah, probably. Mathilde could do worse, but she could also do better. I respect him but I don't ship it.

Also note that there's very little in the update about how Mathilde feels about him. Johann, Panoramia, Roswita, and Cython all made Mathilde feel things during their respective encounters- butterflies in the stomach, giggles of amusement, personal awe, this or that or the other thing. Oswald? He doesn't seem to be inspiring emotions. He's eligible but there's nothing special about him.
 
Oswaldson gets a "No" from me, as expected. I always regarded him as a joke vote, more so than the dragon, and while his family history is somewhat interesting, he himself isn't.
I'm not terribly impressed with him in this outing either, but to call him a joke vote seems too much. God knows Pickle brought up plenty of reasons to give him a shot.

But yeah, as neat as the local social structure of cats, and wolf's place in it was, Oswald himself was overshadowed by the Oswalds of the past.
 
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I'm not terribly impressed with him either, but to call him a joke vote seems a bit much. God know Pickle brought up plenty of reasons to give him a shot.
He's smart, disciplined, and educated in a wide variety of nonmagical subjects. He seems, at first glance, broadminded, which is a must for anyone Mathilde ends up dating and not every man would qualify. He is, so far as I know, reasonably fit and attractive.

If Mathilde weren't specifically a wizard with all kinds of wacky esoteric stuff going on, he'd be a great catch. As it is, I think he'd still be an adequate catch... if there were chemistry there, which... well, I'm not feeling it either.

But a woman could do a lot worse than Oswald Oswaldson, and many women do- probably most women.
 
While interesting and good as a friend, the "Bonding over pets" was a dud. I would've much preferred that trip to Nuln.
Also, that bit about Snuggles age made me sad.
 
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