Dear Gregory,
Hello. How are you? I hope you are doing well.
Everybody was so shocked when we heard the Commonwealth had declared war. No one truly believed it would ever happen. Father Michael says this is a small way of God punishing us for becoming lax in our duties. He says that instead of going out and ensuring people have been keeping to his law, we have been spending too long sitting at home and treating His holy army as nothing more than a mundane job.
I hope he is wrong about the punishment part. I wouldn't want you to get hurt just because the adults got lazy.
We are all fine here. In fact, aside from how everyone crowds around the radios each evening to hear the news, you could believe there was not a war at all. Though, you could hardly not forgive that given how little news there has been anyway. The biggest scare was what Jeffrey heard, saying there had been a surprise attack on Buffalo. Just like what the Japs did in the school books!
Father Michael heard about the rumors of course and Jeffrey got his radio taken away. All the adults say Jeffrey was lucky he didn't get a caning cause he was going around spreading fake news and making a ruckus. Then, Jimmy's family got back from visiting family in Niagara Falls and they all said the rumors were true!
Then even the adults started getting upset! Father Michael had to send for a Marine Chaplain to come explain everything just to calm everyone down. And he showed up within the day!
There was a big town hall meeting. Everybody had to come. Even the really little kids that do not know how to be still and quiet. And he got up and explained how, yes, the Commonwealthers had attacked the port at Buffalo. But, not only did they attack long before anybody was on any of the boats, they completely failed to even touch any of the ships meant to carry the army to Michigan. Then they ran away.
Everyone was still pretty tightly wound, but now everyone knew the attack had completely failed. Big Billy, whose learning how to fly his father's crop-duster, even says there's no way those boats could outrun the air force too. He says they couldn't outrun his old prop plane much less a jet. So, all those Marxist boats ought to be at the bottom of the Lake by now.
Everything got quiet again after that. Though Chaplain Meyer still visits regularly to make sure we all know the real news. Most recently he told Mom and Dad that you were part of the group that liberated a bunch of suburbs East of Detroit. I know you are doing well now, but I hope the war ends soon. And I know all those people must be very grateful you have gone and saved them, but please do not do anything foolish. Mom and Dad think I don't know, but only the littlest, or the dumbest, kids haven't heard about the kinds of parties they have outside Victoria.
Dad says the post office is probably holding all the letters until the war ends so idiots like Jeffrey don't go accidentally spilling secrets to any bad guys with their own radios. But, Chaplain Meyer says he'll personally make sure my letter gets to you after he leaves tomorrow.
Please come home soon.
Love,
David