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Xiangmen has created a new room
Celestial Dragon has been added to the room
Celestial Dragon has been given Admin privileges
Celestial Dragon: Thanks Xiangmen!
Xiangmen: 🌳👍
Celestial Dragon has changed the room name to "Celestial Empire, Empire of Qin, Long Live the Sage Emperor"
Celestial Dragon has added Horned Lord, Grandma Serpent, Reveler, Grandfather of Tides, Purifying Sun
Celestial Dragon: Hi everyone! I thought it would be a good idea to keep in touch more since we're going to be working together from now on! We can use this chat to update each other on what's going on and you all can ask for advice when you need it. Thanks again to @'Xiangmen for getting this all setup!
Xiangmen: 🌳👍
Reveler has changed their name to 🐵🎉
Grandma Serpent has changed their name to 🐍🔪
🐵🎉: Ha! Beat ya to it!
🐍🔪: Fuck you!
🐵🎉: Only if you ask nicely! 😘
Grandfather of Tides: I ain't dealing with this shit, later nerds
🌊🌊🌊
Grandfather of Tides has left the room.
Horned Lord: "Radiate boundless love towards the entire world."
🐵🎉: My man!
🐍🔪: Why does that sound familiar?
Celestial Dragon: By the Nameless this was a bad idea wasn't it?
🐵🎉: No!
🐍🔪: Yes
Purifying Sun: I thought it was a good idea…
Horned Lord: "The world is afflicted by death and decay. But the wise do not grieve, having realized the nature of the world."
🐍🔪: Who do you keep quoting?
Horned Lord: Have they not visited you yet?
🐍🔪: They who?
Celestial Dragon: Hold on a second guys, I need to check on something.
Celestial Dragon: …
Celestial Dragon has changed the room name to "Celestial Empire"
Celestial Dragon: Um, what do you guys know about selecting a new emperor for your empire?
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Horned Lord: Really? You don't remember meeting the monk at all?
🐍🔪: I don't see why I should remember them.
Horned Lord: Because they showed us the best way to make this world left to us by the Nameless better? Really the only way we can make it better forever?
🐍🔪: What did they look like again?
Horned Lord: Bald, golden skin, gaunt like they hadn't eaten in months, red robe? Eyes of light that saw you in a way you'd never been seen before?
🐍🔪: Not ringing any bells.
🐵🎉: Oh! I remember that dude now! Super chill, actually really liked him.
Purifying Sun: Why didn't I get a visit?
Horned Lord: Wait, you remember him? Then why didn't you recognize any of the quotes? Why aren't you working on transcendence?
Purifying Sun: Transcendence? Is that like Ascension?
🐵🎉: Like the ideas about kindness and generosity and doing good and stuff? I'm all for it! The stuff about non-violence and no indulgence? Gonna have to hard pass on that I'm afraid.
Purifying Sun: Oh, I've been meaning to ask @'
🐵🎉 could you maybe ask your people to stop the raiding on my people? Aren't we supposed to be part of the same group now?
🐵🎉: I mean I could try?
Purifying Sun: … @'Celestial Dragon
Celestial Dragon: Play nice with everyone Reveler
🐵🎉: Fine I'll see what I can do.
Horned Lord: sigh You know what I've said my peace. If any of you change your mind I left instructions with the Weilu.
Horned Lord: @'Xiangmen Keep an eye on things for me? Peace!
Xiagnmen has stopped playing City Simulator 2
Xiangmen: 🌳👍
Xiagnmen has started playing City Simulator 2
Horned Lord has left the room.
🐍🔪: What?
🐵🎉: What?
Purifying Sun: What?
Celestial Dragon: What?
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Celestial Dragon: Grandma Serpent you seriously need to tell the Bai to stand down.
🐍🔪: First, no, they aren't wrong. Hu Shou was first born; it's his right to rule. Second, they'll prove they're right by force of arms.
🐵🎉: Yeah! Fight fight fight!
Purifying Sun: Oh I'll show you a fight you stupid monkey!
🐵🎉: Yeah bring it on you flaming bird!
Living Isle: Imma eat some of that tasty Jing land.
Celestial Dragon: Guys please don't make this worse! Look, Shang Tsung is working really hard to make all the lands better, he's a great emperor. I'm sure if we just sit down and talk about this we can come to a peaceful resolution.
Xiangmen has stopped playing City Simulator 2
Xiangmen: Server update
Celestial Dragon: Hold on just a second @'Xiangmen we're in the middle of something really important!
Weilu have been removed from server.
Room closed
We're sorry this server is currently closed for maintenance! It'll be available again soon!
The Room 'Celestial Empire' has been opened, all previous users have been added.
Xiangmen: Done
Xiangmen has begun playing City Simulator 3
Celestial Dragon: Oh gods! Everything is on fire! What happened! I can fix this I can fix this!
🐵🎉: Holy shit I did not sign up for this!
Living Isle: …is there still a Imperial City?
Celestial Dragon: It's fine! Just needed to do some spring cleaning right? We all have to do that every now and then!
🐍🔪: @'everyone We all agree to not let this happen again and to never talk about this?
Celestial Dragon: Agreed
Living Isle: Yep!
Purifying Sun: Agreed
🐵🎉: 👍
Xiangmen: 🌳👍
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Living Isle: Hey has anyone seen Grandfather of Tides around?
🐵🎉: Um, they left a few millennia ago dude
Living Isle: Oh, is that why the Jing are so mad?
🐍🔪: They left a century ago
Living Isle: Then who are all these angry sailors?
Celestial Dragon: You mean the Jin?
Living Isle: Didn't you just say they left?
Celestial Dragon: No no, the Jin are who they replaced the Jing with.
Living Isle: 🙁 That's confusing
🐵🎉: Tell me about it
Purifying Sun: Hey do you guys remember that Ao Longshen guy? I think I found him.
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Celestial Dragon: Good news everyone! I know it's been a little empty around here ever since that little… incident with the Purifying Sun but we've got someone new to take their place!
P̷̡̹͎̙͎̩̗̆́ȗ̴̢̺̻̩̭̳̼̘̎r̷̖̥̰͍̔́̓͠ị̶̛̌̌͋̽̒̑́͠f̴̢̡̼̜̼̐y̵̧͍̹̰̜̲̽̐͑̌͊̅̓͘͠i̴̼̼̦̫̦̟̙̣̔̉̂͛̕̕̕͠ͅn̶̛̯̖̏̀̆͆̓g̸̠̪͕̱͉̖̘̐̓̇́̓̽ ̸̲̻̫̰͚͚̖̋̐̌̀̂S̵̠̼̪̱̘̈̅̅̈̋̌ų̵͓͍̫͙̱̃̊̓͝n̴͎̣͕̝̘̟̹͇͆̊́̉̾ͅ:̷̛̗̱̮̟̳̼̖͚̾̆̉̌͜͝ ̸̬̞͓̟̥̮̃̇͆̀͜͜͜P̶̻̱̰̫̹̱̮̙̥͗ľ̶̗̭̺̝̑e̴̢̧̬̜͔̭̺͑̀̅ą̸̳̦̲̠̰͗͊̓̒̎̎̚ş̴̨͚͖̄̕͜ͅe̶̡͇͖̗͓͍̒͗̓ ̵̢̲̲̟̜̙̋ͅĥ̸͙̙̜̻̰̠̽͌̃e̴̢̢̺͚͔̟̻͕̊̓̾ĺ̷͙͒́̀̇̍͐̚p̶͖̎̆̄̓͊
🐍🔪: @'Xiangmen Does that mean we can remove Purifying Sun from the server finally?
Xiangmen has stopped playing City Simulator 3
Xiangmen: Can't
🐍🔪: Why not?
Xiangmen: Not dead
Celestial Dragon has added Grandfather Fortress to the room 'Celestial Empire'
Celestial Dragon: @'everyone Please welcome @'Grandfather Fortress
🐍🔪: Welcome
Xiangmen: 🌳👍
🐵🎉: Hey
Living Isle: Howdy friend!
Grandfather Fortress: Can't stop gotta keep moving if I stop they die no time to talk gotta keep moving can't stop or they die
🐵🎉: They seem nice
Xiangmen has banned Xi Clan from the server
Xiangmen has added Hui Clan to the server
Xiangmen has started playing City Simulator 4
P̷̨̦̣͚̌ư̶̦̬̩̰̥̿̀r̷͇̰̮͉̖̹̗͗i̶̳̍̓͋͊͒͝͝͝ḟ̶̰̫̍̈̀̅y̷̢̗̥̗͓̹̠͍̔̂͐̃̏̚͘͝í̸̫͓̻̭̟̍̏͛̒̍͐͐ǹ̷̢̻͉͔̫̇̓g̷̨̱̮̭̩̮̒͛̆̂̀̍̓̏ ̶͓͎̯͉̖̀̿Ś̶͚͎̥̗̈́̀̀̽u̷̲̍̓̄̽̊̃ǹ̷͈̒:̵̪͍͈̖̣͆̎̆̐́̃̈́͐̋ ̶̡̮͇̝͉̌̇̈́̍̐͌͋C̵̡͇̙̺̣̻̞̽̽̚a̷̰̬̜̬͕̅͛̓̆̐̾͋͘͠n̷̨̨̛̹̪̆̿̄̂͌͝ ̵͎̖̲̤̄̅̀̐̚â̷͇̗͙͓̩͖̔͗̌̅͜͝n̷͕͍̦̪͔̭̮̤͛͜ý̵͇̟̬͊́͊͋͑̉̄ò̷͎͓͕͕̙̠͉̣̭̓̈́̾͂͝n̴̢̲̒̿e̶̪͍͚̊ ̸̡̛̳̰̤̜̳̟͉̼͂͐̈́̿̆̃͘͝h̵̯̬̥͎̗̎̈́̎̄̉̚ͅę̴̭̬̰̺͉̩͚̽̾̋̔́͊͜ȧ̵̛̜̲̺͎͕̙̊̑̓̍ṟ̵̢̡̳̗͉̲͛̓̓̓̈̚ ̷͍̘̯̘̹͌͒͐̽́̀͌m̴̦̘̻̲̭̬̣͋̔̒é̷͈͉̘̣̅̐?̸͔̲̀͗̉͐̎̒͒̋̕
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🐍🔪: Still can't believe you're fine with this Sun Shao guy @'Celestial Dragon
Celestial Dragon: He's getting that jungle under control finally. Honestly fuck the jungle.
🐵🎉: Sounds hot
🐍🔪: You're a pig
🐵🎉: 🙁 Man I miss Pigsy
🐍🔪: What?
🐵🎉: Old friend don't worry about it
🐍🔪: Why am I not surprised you were friends with a pig?
🐵🎉: Because I'm awesome?
🐍🔪: No.
Celestial Dragon: Oh get a room you two, everybody knows the Bai and the Zheng have a secret hate-fucking thing going on now and you two are no better.
🐍🔪: How dare you imply my descendants would be so uncouth as to share a bed with those brutes!
🐵🎉: Wait it was supposed to be a secret?
🐍🔪: …
🐵🎉: 🤷♂
Xiangmen has stopped playing City Simulator 4
Xiangmen has banned Hui Clan from the server
Xiangmen has added Cai Clan to the server
Living Isle: Everything okay @'Xiangmen ?
Xiangmen: Clean up
🌳👍
Xiangmen has started playing City Simulator 5
Celestial Dragon: Well that's probably not good…
A.N.
Please blame
@disgruntledghost for this idea. I just took it and ran with it.
@yrsillar Got some good ol' Omake for ya.