HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
No. But here's a tip for the upcoming Crisis Turns:
Waterdamage, Carrier, "Git off ma lawn!"
That Time I Became A Dictator Of A Small Asian Communist Nation
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Waterdamage, Carrier, "Git off ma lawn!"
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
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Do we get to deploy the knock off Metal gear?
And show the world that we have mecha!
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
Unfortunately, your military was way too gobsmacked with what happened to deploy the Iron Tiger Prototypes you have before you managed to take full control over the situation.
Also, @Lord Necromancer, I fully blame you for putting the taste of chaos into the thread. I had planned for the rolls to go to abominable due to their phenomenal omake writing, alas, here we are.
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Magoose
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I've barely been on this quest for a day and already I've created chaos that would rival plots for a fucking climax for a quest.
Why have you made me suffer like this, I just wanted to enjoy the quest, now people are going to hate me for showing up and possibly ruining it!
WHY Would you do this to me?!
Magoose
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Has my reputation for batshit insane rolls actually spread across SV?...honestly I expected this the moment HeroCooky asked for Magoose to roll. I'm not even a regular of his quests and I know full well about the memes
Ah well, it'll be fun at least.
Wow, I would have thought for sure that only a few people knew about my bullshit rolls.
Mostly because almost no one really reads my quests, save for LA Chanson.
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
I mean, honestly, what did you expect?
You are playing as a 1970's Communist Asian Dictator over GAY ISLAND with Low-Budget EVA's in your Secret Base (TM).
This Quest has taken itself the perfect amount of serious (which is none), and adding some SPICE into the mix is for my own personal amusement.
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Here, lemme try.
Magoose
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You know, when you put it like that, it's sounds rather silly.
I also wonder if our low budget Eva's will somehow turn us into a military super power.
Good point.
I, unfortunately, play everything too seriously, with the dice really showing how wild the rails are.
THey are always a bit wild.
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A perfect 50. True neutrality.
HeroCooky
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Okay. I've got 3 non-bounty omakes drafted. One for space: electronics, another for space: metallurgy and a third for space: education.
And another with some homemade seaweed snacks.
Should be up within the week. I need something to take my mind off of studying for exams.
And another with some homemade seaweed snacks.
Should be up within the week. I need something to take my mind off of studying for exams.
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HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
Take your time and good luck with the studying!
How does one do a omake? I would be interested in taking one up.
Also silly Magoose, at least we get things that are fun with you
[x] [X] Plan: If A Fish Wears A Hard Hat Is It Still Edible?
Also silly Magoose, at least we get things that are fun with you
[x] [X] Plan: If A Fish Wears A Hard Hat Is It Still Edible?
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
The end of each update has a Omake Bounty Board detailing 2-3 writing prompts for powerful bonuses.
Alternatively, you can write about whatever you wish and get an omake-specific bonus for that.
Magoose
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And the problem is, they are all legitimate.
No one can call bullshit on my rolls because they actually happen.
Also I may have been kicked out of a casino before for my luck.
...Why do I get the feeling we might benefit more than just sending observers due to us focusing on learning about the US forces?
Magoose
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So… we're going to take part in Nam?
Figure out doctrine mistakes within the US Army at this point and find ways for our mecha to stop the huge amount of bullshit that is the US Air Force?
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
Well, you are definetly learning that mud+heavy vehicles=bad times and loud helicopters=long range warning right now.
Also you don't have any AA-Modules for your IT's, you need to develop them first.
Before I forget: you have observers in vietnam. No quotation marks, they are actual observers looking at what is happening.
Their current prognosis is that the war will end in about a year with a US defeat.
Of course, then "Incident Goose" happened, and... welp. Things are slightly more complicated now.
Magoose
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What did we do?
Force an aircraft carrier into our waters, and after citing some old law on our books, force them to pay us tribute and damages for the damadge they caused on our kelp farms?
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Might be a good time to design a man-portable anti-air missile. Something we can cluster into a 2x2 configuration as an addon to a 5-meter tall mech.
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
You didn't do jack shit, but unless the Ammies get some hustle on Operation Walküre going, they'll be having some bad times in the naval procurement department.
Battletech LRM's when?
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Did the Americans loose a carrier?