That Time I Became A Dictator Of A Small Asian Communist Nation
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EVERYBODY RUN!!! MAGOOSE IS HERE AND HE'S GOING TO INFECT THE DICE!🦆
Magoose
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But I'm not rolling the dice, so they will not be affecting anything.
It's when you make me roll the dice is when things go to shit.
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What about Lights... Camera... ACTION!! ? Did you roll the dice there?
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Cause those are definitely Magoose dice
Magoose
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I say nothing about rolls, because I do not do them.
Except for that one time when we got Clint.
And made Friends with Bruce.
and became really good at the whole acting thing.
Okay I've rolled a few times.
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Dude no. Our wide doesn't want them and going behind her back on this is not good.
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Anyone planning on doing any omakes? I got a few ideas for non-bounty ones, though I might do the agri bounty as well.
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[X] Plan: If A Fish Wears A Hard Hat Is It Still Edible?
[X] Plan: If A Fish Wears A Hard Hat Is It Still Edible?
HeroCooky
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I see nothing illegal in your plan, you may proceed.
Thank you for the compliment!
I'mma need you to roll me a d100.
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[X] Plan: If A Fish Wears A Hard Hat Is It Still Edible?
Magoose
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Magoose
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One more then you'll realize it.
I'll... I'll need another d100...
Unless you want chaos, don't let me roll the dice.
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Magoose
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D20 or d100?
It was literally a 2% chance to proc...
HeroCooky
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Another d100.
Magoose
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K… though at this point you get the idea.
Please stop asking for dice rolls. If you value sanity.
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HeroCooky
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At this point, the only way to proc more rolls would have been a nat 1/100.
Though to sum up my feelings about the rolls:
Magoose
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Did you just make me roll for this families fucked up relationship and it somehow became nice, warm and fuzzy… while also being completely dysfunctional in a way that…At this point, the only way to proc more rolls would have been a nat 1/100.
Though to sum up my feelings about the rolls:
Our kids and wife are trying to murder us, but they fail so miserably that we just laugh it off as practical jokes?
HeroCooky
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Wat? No!
The rolls were for an international event.
The Wei family is still en-route to UwU-Levels of wholesome.
Magoose
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Oh…
Did we just piss off all the international powers, but still come out on top? Because we proved that we are not some crazy dictator running his country in a very good way that is benefiting his people and his own personal powers?
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