- Location
- SEAsia
- Pronouns
- Thou
"I can't help but notice you've designed a Star Destroyer."
"Look if it works, it works."
Vulcan Observer: Why do these humans obsess over circular and triangular hull designs?
Vulcan Earth-Culture Specialist: My research and in-depth analysis of Human and Earth popular culture indicate that these shapes seem to be reminiscent of a well-loved human culinary item called "Pizza".
VO: They're designing their ships after food items?
VECS: Yes. These food items are made of a solidified powder-water mixture molded into flat, circular shapes much like the prominent feature of the UES Thunderchild. It is then slathered and topped with a sauce and as many cuts and pieces of protein and crop items as is physically possible, and then baked until sufficiently heated.
VO: Hmmm. This must be why they sought to fill their ship with as much weapon systems as they could.
VECS: Indeed. They are then sliced into triangular pieces and eaten as such.
VO: Triangular? Much like their upcoming design... Our new allies seem stranger and stranger the more we come to know them.
VECS: Truly. Samples of their entertainment media also indicate other potential samples of ship designs reminiscent of their culinary staples.
VO: Oh? There's more?
VECS: This one seems to be inspired by the "donut"...
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