[X] "Get over here!" ~ Scorpion
You shake your head, "Yuki! Get over here already!" You wave him closer, "Bring it in, you big dummy!"
Yuki looks like he just snapped out of a trance, "Uh, alright...?" He approaches hesitantly.
Watching him force himself to interact with you and your friends brings to mind an abused dog, worried and nervous about every tiny movement.
"So, living sword?" He tries to make small talk.
Shoji nods, "And the sword's a she."
"Exciting times we live in, huh?" You ask, nudging Yuki with your elbow.
"So, Dawn, how do you like Yumi?" Kohaku asks, eyes still locked on your sword.
The words that appear on her sheath say, "She is the greatest master I've ever had."
"...Is she the only master you've ever had?" Yuki asks.
"...Yes."
"Do you have bones?" Pixie asks, deadpan.
"No."
"Aww, dang it." Pixie sighs, "I want to see bones!"
"Wait, when did you...?" You glance at your shoulder, where Pixie sits.
"Oh, I got bored, so I summoned myself!" She replies happily, "Who's Blue Guy?"
"Boy me from another world." You answer.
"Oh, cool." Pixie nods, looking at Yuki, "So, he's like your brother?"
"Kinda." You answer again, "Also, you can talk to my sword now! Her name is Dawn--?"
"Oh, I know!" Pixie smiles, "Hey, do you like killing demons, Dawnie-Girl?"
"...Whuh?"
"Is your blade your body, or like, your teeth?" Pixie asks another question.
"I don't understand."
"Is your scabbard like your clothes?" Pixie... Wait, what?
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