Damn look at these furries freaking out over a perceived attack, a needed a good laugh so thanks
There is literally one person in the this-story-is-dismissive-of-furries camp, @spiritualatheist, who has only made four posts on the subject. Everyone else is either trying to claim that the fact that since the digs at furries are pretty tame his complaints are invalid, arguing that since Talia is only pretending to be a furry his complaints are invalid, trying to bridge the later with spiritualatheist's position, or making personal attacks, like you and now me. Anyway the point is if anyone is freaking out it's the people people who are defending the story.
 
This seems to have gotten out of hand..... So new topic what do you think alchemist would do to the villain who kidnapped his therapist. I'm picturing gender flipping and being turned into a gerbil that can talk. They're then keeped at a University for students to practice therapy with a homicidal person safely. Sound useful and crazy enough right? It's what I would do as a wizard!

Thoughts?
 
Alright. First off.

The bashing stops. Here.
I don't care who has what fetish. If nobody is being harmed, it's no longer up for discussion.
If it becomes relevant later on. Fine. But clearly at this point it's just being used for the sake of stirring the pot and agitating people.

Secondly- I appreciate the people who have chimed in with actual questions, comments and observations. Reading your responses significantly helped me get through my workday while I was trying to not cough up a lung.

Third. Just so I can make this extraordinarily clear-

Personal Attacks are not welcome here. If you do not like another poster, for whatever reason, either respectfully disagree and explain yourself well or keep it to the DM's.

Alright? Alright. Let's try and avoid any further behaviors that would draw the mod-ly wrath down on us, kay?
 
This seems to have gotten out of hand..... So new topic what do you think alchemist would do to the villain who kidnapped his therapist. I'm picturing gender flipping and being turned into a gerbil that can talk. They're then keeped at a University for students to practice therapy with a homicidal person safely. Sound useful and crazy enough right? It's what I would do as a wizard!

Thoughts?
That depends on whether squishing them kills them or undoes the curse. If the former, that could work. If the latter, they're still too dangerous to leave with civilians,instead trap him in a tiny cage with the old TVs with the thick glass screens making up the walls and just have nonstop children programming. Extremely loud, various languages, none of the good well thought out stuff, I'm taking Barney and Teletubbies at their worst, Mr. Blobby, Yo Gabba Gabba, Cocomelon and it's many many derivatives, the kind of stuff whose only appeal is bright colors and the noises it's making technically meet the dictionary definition of song.
 
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This seems to have gotten out of hand..... So new topic what do you think alchemist would do to the villain who kidnapped his therapist. I'm picturing gender flipping and being turned into a gerbil that can talk. They're then keeped at a University for students to practice therapy with a homicidal person safely. Sound useful and crazy enough right? It's what I would do as a wizard!

Thoughts?

I feel like he'd go for something less silly and more permanent. Pretty sure he could indefinitely toad them.
 
I'd agree with the anti-torture thing. I could see Alchemist Toad-ing them and then getting caught up in something else and forgetting about it though if you want to read something that feels like karmic justice.
 
Actually this brings up a really interesting point, could this really be an issue?

We know in this universe that's entirely possible for humans to have relationship with monkeys since I think chitar was trying to date that evil monkey guy, we know that animals of all types can get intelligent to the point of speech, and we know that this place has magic and psionics and psychics and gods and who knows what else. Is there a risk of rabies being able to transmit to these partially animal people? Or some magical variants thereof?
Considering that rabies can and does infect humans-which is why we have a rabies shot-It's probably no more or less likely than with a normal human. Or at least a member of the Chicago Wolves.
 
On the subject of Al letting Yuffie fight off chickenpox, wouldn't a doctor just straight up demand he cure her then and there if they knew he was able?

It was addressed in the story. Sort of. Without some sort of vaccination follow up she would just get sick again later. If it was enough later then she could have Shingles in her twenties and then get it again later in life.
In an ideal world it would probably be best to cure the girl now and then make sure she gets a chickenpox vaccination later. But he's old enough that getting chickenpox is just something you did when he was growing up and his spells can make sure it doesn't go too bad, so he probably didn't think it though all the way.

Disclaimer: No I'm also not a doctor, blah blah blah. This is also not medical advice.
 
That depends on whether squishing them kills them or undoes the curse. If the former, that could work. If the latter, they're still too dangerous to leave with civilians,instead trap him in a tiny cage with the old TVs with the thick glass screens making up the walls and just have nonstop children programming. Extremely loud, various languages, none of the good well thought out stuff, I'm taking Barney and Teletubbies at their worst, Mr. Blobby, Yo Gabba Gabba, Cocomelon and it's many many derivatives, the kind of stuff whose only appeal is bright colors and the noises it's making technically meet the dictionary definition of song.
Positively vile. I love it!
The point of the question is not if alchemist will purposely torment the villain that kidnapped his therapist. There is no questions about that he is a good person the rub comes from the fact that he has shown he is more than willing to drive people batty. Case in point Lex Luther getting super man cakes and non stop porn. It is cannon and opens a lot of options for not endless torment........ karmic rebalancing! Yes he has options for KARMIC REBALANCING, I like that phrases, and let's face facts like 65% of DC villains are casual murders so there balance is far into the red.
Be sides what is the point of having access to even half the magic alchemist has if you can't curse people every so often. All though to be fair that should be limited to 'minor' curses generally like for a year and a day you will bang your foot on the bathroom door before you fully wake up. But this is an kidnapper and probably a murderer so who cares about them 😑 really as long as your not willing them willy nilly.

Is that a story and why did I have a good feeling like a bunch of annoying people just lost there left sock and won't find it again untill they lose the right?
 
I can more easily see Alchemist going lethal now than before. It's a slippery slope, and there are some villains that really should not be alive to spread death and suffering.
 
I feel it is worth mentioning that furries do not have sex in fursuits nor do they require them to be sexually attracted to each other.

That's all just a myth used to portray furries as weird or strange.
 
So we know he has access to chakra will he ever tap into other anime power-ups like nen from Hunter Hunter or aura from Ruby maybe even aura from Pokemon and since he doesn't have a biological body couldn't he access refining techniques from cultivation settings I know he probably won't because he isn't hungry for power I'm just putting the ideas out there for easy power-ups well I mean you need training for all four of the things I mentioned but they're all defensive techniques in their most basic capacities
 
Also just wanted to put this out there he would benefit from literally any Force order from the Jedi tothe Disciples of Twilight the luka sene and the one I think he would like the most the mist weavers and so many more just because he touch the force which is just life force connecting everything which would be awesome in DC I'm going to stop rambling now
 
So we know he has access to chakra will he ever tap into other anime power-ups like nen from Hunter Hunter or aura from Ruby maybe even aura from Pokemon and since he doesn't have a biological body couldn't he access refining techniques from cultivation settings I know he probably won't because he isn't hungry for power I'm just putting the ideas out there for easy power-ups well I mean you need training for all four of the things I mentioned but they're all defensive techniques in their most basic capacities
he can't Use Chakra himself.
the energy is just absorbed before he can shape it.
 
What we should be asking is does anyone know any metals that are omni-energy conductors? Why add the required metals piecemeal when he (hopefully) has a one size fits all option. Any ideas people?
 
This seems to have gotten out of hand..... So new topic what do you think alchemist would do to the villain who kidnapped his therapist. I'm picturing gender flipping and being turned into a gerbil that can talk. They're then keeped at a University for students to practice therapy with a homicidal person safely. Sound useful and crazy enough right? It's what I would do as a wizard!

Thoughts?
Can alchemist get ahold of jusenkyo water, spring of drowned girl/boy his enemies. Spring of drown girl Lex! Luthor might have a stroke.
 
U;m kinda surprised the League does not have any kind of Alien Medical technology(Kryptonian, Malthusian/Lantern, Martian, etc...) that would let them innoculate people easily, or that would enhance/improve the immune system so as to no longer need to really worry about getting sick...
 
U;m kinda surprised the League does not have any kind of Alien Medical technology(Kryptonian, Malthusian/Lantern, Martian, etc...) that would let them innoculate people easily, or that would enhance/improve the immune system so as to no longer need to really worry about getting sick...
Well, I mean, Earth has that. It's called "injected vaccines." Apparently Al just didn't think about it for chickenpox, since the vaccination wasn't around until recently in his (read: our) parallel.
 
Can alchemist get ahold of jusenkyo water, spring of drowned girl/boy his enemies. Spring of drown girl Lex! Luthor might have a stroke.
Not sure if Alchemist can get it, but you can purchase a Barrel of Jusenkyo water via the Ranma Jumpchain CYOA doc. It even lets you pick your curse. A few of them have significant personality quirks in addition to shifting forms. Spring of Blushing Bride, Spring of Pius Man, Spring of Buddhist Monk. Then there's the oddballs like Spring of drowned "yeti holding an eel and crane while riding an ox... Or Spring of drowned Octopus.
 
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