FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

Ben 10 character. Typical talking head parody except he's secretly and alien and built a robot to fight Ben at one point. He's almost definitely in someone's pocket.
Point of clarification. Harangue is not an alien in disguise. In Omniverse he got his DNA mixed with various aliens (turning him into a one-eyed green humanoid) by the omnitrix as an ironic punishment during a scheme against Ben he was involved in.

As I don't think those events happened here, he's human. Probably still in someone's pocket, but human.
 
I wonder if we'll be able to help Dethklok avoid their whole territory devolving into chaos. They aren't even really trying to be kings, their fans basically made them into ones without them even trying to become one.

Since this is pre canon cruel network so the king's aren't all firmly settled in, we might be able to preempt some of the results from the documents a bit
 
You know what's a truly odd thought that's hitting me?

Billy might have, or had depending on if he's alive, comparable Martial to Father.

When he actually tries in a fight he's an absolute terror, legitimately had actual gods afraid of him iirc. He's not even going to lose out on Martial in favor of a direct combat trait either as the time he got sent to military school he actually did shockingly well despite an IQ of 5. Got to Corporal before being executed by firing squad (again iirc).
 
Point of clarification. Harangue is not an alien in disguise. In Omniverse he got his DNA mixed with various aliens (turning him into a one-eyed green humanoid) by the omnitrix as an ironic punishment during a scheme against Ben he was involved in.

As I don't think those events happened here, he's human. Probably still in someone's pocket, but human.
Ah thanks for the correction. I'm gonna be paying their bills with how much I'm using fandom wiki lmao.
 
Don't forget Irwin unlocked the power of both mummies and vampires in the movie where Mandy became the president of the US and Billy somehow became a weapons grade scientist.
 
Don't forget Irwin unlocked the power of both mummies and vampires in the movie where Mandy became the president of the US and Billy somehow became a weapons grade scientist.
The weapons grade scientist is easy to explain. Just have scientists film him bumbling around in a chemical closet and you'll have 10 new war crime chemical weapons by lunch, same thing with every other type of weapon. He just stumbles into murder machines via idiocy and dark comedic law
 
Ah thanks for the correction. I'm gonna be paying their bills with how much I'm using fandom wiki lmao.
If you have no other recourse but to read the wiki, your best bet is to skim the list of episodes they're involved in and read those articles. Or hop back to Wikipedia for those episode summarizations, depending on if the fandom page even has the info you're looking for.

Of course, for a more comprehensive experience, you want to watch the episodes yourself. That isn't the practical way to go about doing things if you just need a quick check of who is who, but it's the only way to really know what's going on. Fandom wikis can do basic information, but they fall short in a lot of places depending on who is writing them.
 
Hmmm, I'm picturing that lazytown cooking by the book featuring lil jon video after reading the cooking show idea. I could totally see father doing the girls lines and then izzy comes in hot with lil jons. Seems like the type of thing she'd do.

Also, imagine how pissed Chris would be if we put Izzy on TV on our rival network. It would be great
Moltar should have us on his talk show. We can chat about our mutual interest, like Brainwashing Children and dunking on Chris McLain
 
Idea, buy out a bunch of old animated shows from chris.

Both because it would give us Camp Pining Heart (Which is useful), and because its a refrence to how the Cartoon Network was originally formed

I like the idea that Father is now Ted Turner
 
Idea, buy out a bunch of old animated shows from chris.

Both because it would give us Camp Pining Heart (Which is useful), and because its a refrence to how the Cartoon Network was originally formed

I like the idea that Father is now Ted Turner
Chris isn't the type to sell ip to other studios. He'd be one of the ceos that actively buy content they don't plan on using so that they can make sure nobody else can make something that could out compete them
 
Chris isn't the type to sell ip to other studios. He'd be one of the ceos that actively buy content they don't plan on using so that they can make sure nobody else can make something that could put compete them
You see the thing is if we do this before we enter the television industry, he won't view us as a competitor. It would effectively be him selling the IPs to someone who can never rival him.

I also feel like Chris is the guy who would say Cartoons are Inferior to Reality Television and not worry to much.

If he rejects then well, Father has a reason to burn his set to the ground.
 
You see the thing is if we do this before we enter the television industry, he won't view us as a competitor. It would effectively be him selling the IPs to someone who can never rival him.
I'm pretty sure if we buy the cartoons he'll know we're planning on going into the television industry. Most people don't buy IPs just for the merchandising. I mean, they do, but they usually make a movie or show to help sell the merchandise.
 
If you have no other recourse but to read the wiki, your best bet is to skim the list of episodes they're involved in and read those articles. Or hop back to Wikipedia for those episode summarizations, depending on if the fandom page even has the info you're looking for.

Of course, for a more comprehensive experience, you want to watch the episodes yourself. That isn't the practical way to go about doing things if you just need a quick check of who is who, but it's the only way to really know what's going on. Fandom wikis can do basic information, but they fall short in a lot of places depending on who is writing them.
I used to edit a fandom wiki so I definitely know they aren't comprehensive. Once I have the time outside of work I might revisit some shows. I was surprised by how much I like this quest, only a couple updates in and I'm thinking about it all day and wanna do research lol.
 
If we get smart Izzy than alongside a talk show with Father (I liked that idea. Set it in a low light room, crackling fire and comfortable chairs and all.) we could have a myth busters style science show. She's probably charismatic and crazy enough to head such a show.
 
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We could potentially also convince Hank to do a Bob Ross-like show, but it's barbecuing instead of painting. He'd probably be willing to ramble about his life or his family or general advice while doing it and that down home country charm he has has potential.
 
I'm going to be advocating for Dr. Orpheus over Hex. While part of my preference is coming from how much I enjoy Orpheus, there are several practical reasons why we should go for Orpheus too. As others have mentioned before, he's got heroic tendencies but doesn't have any problem hanging around Dr. Venture, who's arguably a worse person than we are. I estimate we could manage him with some attention to preferences and the like. More importantly, this gives us an in to the Guild and perhaps even some intel on the Monarch.

I'm not going to say we should definitely join the Guild but I wouldn't exclude it out of hand, we could get an arch to test our skills on that would (mostly) kept within the rules, and a cushion from any other Guild-adjacent weirdos who might want to do us harm. Will this protect us from everyone? Of course not, but I want to build up as much of a safety net as we can. I'm hoping that we can manage peaceful coexistence with the Guild and the remains of the government. There are targets far more deserving of our threat, or if we're looking at this through another lens, having allies means future threats probably won't target us exclusively.
 
I just realized. Is there going to be a yearly mechanic where we have to roll to see which Santa wins the Santa war for the year and deal with the resulting disaster/benefits?
 
wait whaaaaaaa, thats a thing here?, i know knd has the X-men expys.... lol
There are so many disperate Santa portrayals that they have a war to see who gets to Santa for the year. You can imagine how disastrous the vampire Santa from Grim adventures winning would be.

If I recall correctly robo Santa from Futurama is in there too.
 
Will this protect us from everyone? Of course not, but I want to build up as much of a safety net as we can.
It's perfectly within Father's character to rub elbows with these established figures of authorities that can work as buffers for most would-be troublemakers. I mean, I for sure can see Father aiming for that Guild membership card, if for no other reason than being able to say he's going to spend the evening with the lads at the club.
 
Oh... Also. The evil Santa's are based out of the south pole. You know what also is based out of the south pole?

The antarctic prison base of the KND.

Either they are utterly screwed or they teamed up with the adults they had locked up to protect the base. Maybe Count Spankulot knows the cure to vampirism since he seems to be some variety of vampire or at least he might know some secret weaknesses.
 
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