Guile
Having a really great time right now
I like Hindu mythology. Norse gods ain't got shit on them.
Oh what, getting attacked by a demon god in the form of a 2000 pound furious bovine with horns like spears? Rope that sucker. Now it's a lion? Get out your sword. Now it's a swordsman? Good thing you have a bow. Elephant now? Oh by the way, you're riding a lion. And back to buffalo for the finale, but that shit's boring by now, time to drink some fine wine with one hand while you decapitate the demon god with your other.
Oh what, getting attacked by a demon god in the form of a 2000 pound furious bovine with horns like spears? Rope that sucker. Now it's a lion? Get out your sword. Now it's a swordsman? Good thing you have a bow. Elephant now? Oh by the way, you're riding a lion. And back to buffalo for the finale, but that shit's boring by now, time to drink some fine wine with one hand while you decapitate the demon god with your other.
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