And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

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D100 => 3 #Yi-Ti Bullshit (It seems the Emperor is not happy about what the fuck is going on... but has been arrested by his ministers)
D100 => 29 #Qarth Bullshit (They tried something called... A Pyramid scheme, and it did not work and they lost rep)
D100 => 3 #Slavers Coalition (They failed to stay allied.)
D100 => 8 #Free Slave Allience (But they could not feed themselves
D100 => 99 #Valyrian Ruins (Something stirs.)
D100 => 96 #Villians (The Rouge Prince is... Traveling East... That... it seems even in failure, we succeed.)
D100 => 88 #Vandal Savage (He thanked the Maester. And then walked back towards the True North. it would be a long journey. But Winter is coming)
D100 => 95 #Random Event Roll (To be shown in the results of next turn.)
 
Magoose said:
D100 => 3 #Yi-Ti Bullshit (It seems the Emperor is not happy about what the fuck is going on... but has been arrested by his ministers)
D100 => 29 #Qarth Bullshit (They tried something called... A Pyramid scheme, and it did not work and they lost rep)
D100 => 3 #Slavers Coalition (They failed to stay allied.)
D100 => 8 #Free Slave Allience (But they could not feed themselves
D100 => 99 #Valyrian Ruins (Something stirs.)
D100 => 96 #Villians (The Rouge Prince is... Traveling East... That... it seems even in failure, we succeed.)
D100 => 88 #Vandal Savage (He thanked the Maester. And then walked back towards the True North. it would be a long journey. But Winter is coming)
D100 => 95 #Random Event Roll (To be shown in the results of next turn.)
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Vandal's off north to slap fight the wight kings (who might be his kids given the man's propensities) and the emperor has been put under house arrest by eunuchs. Decent.

The only thing I'm miffed about is the slave revolt not doing well, we'd like them to do well.
 
Magoose said:
D100 => 3 #Yi-Ti Bullshit (It seems the Emperor is not happy about what the fuck is going on... but has been arrested by his ministers)
D100 => 29 #Qarth Bullshit (They tried something called... A Pyramid scheme, and it did not work and they lost rep)
D100 => 3 #Slavers Coalition (They failed to stay allied.)
D100 => 8 #Free Slave Allience (But they could not feed themselves
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This does bring a smile to my face
 
Magoose said:
D100 => 3 #Yi-Ti Bullshit (It seems the Emperor is not happy about what the fuck is going on... but has been arrested by his ministers)
D100 => 29 #Qarth Bullshit (They tried something called... A Pyramid scheme, and it did not work and they lost rep)
D100 => 3 #Slavers Coalition (They failed to stay allied.)
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Well, all of these are great Especially the one from Yi Ti... Now it seems more likely that Dad will be able to rescue her...
Magoose said:
D100 => 8 #Free Slave Allience (But they could not feed themselves
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This is pretty bad though...
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D100 => 99 #Valyrian Ruins (Something stirs.)
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Dammit, it seems like the Saera´s children have unsealed some crap in their endless dungeocrawlaing adventures.

I hope that won´t need to go there to deal with that crap, as awesome as the loot could be going into Valyria is not worth the risk (ask poor Aerea and Balerion)
Magoose said:
D100 => 96 #Villians (The Rouge Prince is... Traveling East... That... it seems even in failure, we succeed.)
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Is this Daemon Roll, or is it Ras?
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D100 => 88 #Vandal Savage (He thanked the Maester. And then walked back towards the True North. it would be a long journey. But Winter is coming)
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Well, it seems that he as not forgotten his manners. And if he is going to the North something interesting is growing there.

Magoose said:
D100 => 95 #Random Event Roll (To be shown in the results of next turn.)
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Well, this is pretty awesome... Let´s hope it is our mom coming back...
Tabascoheath said:
Vandal's off north to slap fight the wight kings (who might be his kids given the man's propensities)
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Well, since the White walkers are in the books kind of Ice Fae I consider it unlikely...

BUT I would bet that he was Brandon the Builder... He has built the Wall and Winterfell, and all Starks are his descendants
 
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, since the White walkers are in the books kind of Ice Fae I consider it unlikely...

BUT I would bet that he was Brandon the Builder... He has built the Wall and Winterfell, and all Starks are his descendants
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In at least one universe Vandal Savage made the Atlanteans, who are considered magical and have the ability to do something like what the children of the forest did to the neck and the arm of Dorne but to all of Europe.

Considering it's Vandal savage we're talking about he's probably responsible for every magically attuned psycho from here to the court of the drowned god.
 
Tabascoheath said:
Vandal's off north to slap fight the wight kings (who might be his kids given the man's propensities) and the emperor has been put under house arrest by eunuchs. Decent.

The only thing I'm miffed about is the slave revolt not doing well, we'd like them to do well.
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Well Vandal has other things he needs to do first.

Like give the Nights Watch a Trouncing for killing his wife the first time around when he was LC.
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, all of these are great Especially the one from Yi Ti... Now it seems more likely that Dad will be able to rescue her...
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Dad will have other matters to get through to reach his wife. lets be clear.
Fanhunter696 said:
This is pretty bad though...
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Yeah, sorry.
Fanhunter696 said:
Dammit, it seems like the Saera´s children have unsealed some crap in their endless dungeocrawlaing adventures.
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Well, at least the Second Age of Heroes can wait until after the Dance of Dragons...

Wait, it's starting now!:o
Fanhunter696 said:
I hope that won´t need to go there to deal with that crap, as awesome as the loot could be going into Valyria is not worth the risk (ask poor Aerea and Balerion)
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Well, the Call knows where you live.
Fanhunter696 said:
Is this Daemon Roll, or is it Ras?
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For other villains. because while Daemon is badass.

He is not the only bad motherfucker in the world.
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, it seems that he as not forgotten his manners. And if he is going to the North something interesting is growing there.
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Vandal isn't a savage, despite the name.
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, this is pretty awesome... Let´s hope it is our mom coming back...
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... Yeah, about that. Thats not for you.
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, since the White walkers are in the books kind of Ice Fae I consider it unlikely...

BUT I would bet that he was Brandon the Builder... He has built the Wall and Winterfell, and all Starks are his descendants
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He was not Bran the Builder.

He's someone far worse.
Tabascoheath said:
Considering it's Vandal savage we're talking about he's probably responsible for every magically attuned psycho from here to the court of the drowned god.
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Actually, he's only responsable for a few magical bullshit things.

like Rhallor, and most of the gods of the East... That weren't the Valyrian ones and anything east of the Bone mountians.

Ironically, he didn't touch Westeros until the Andal Invasion where he was driven out with the Andals by the Valyrians.
 
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Magoose said:
D100 => 3 #Yi-Ti Bullshit (It seems the Emperor is not happy about what the fuck is going on... but has been arrested by his ministers)
D100 => 29 #Qarth Bullshit (They tried something called... A Pyramid scheme, and it did not work and they lost rep)
D100 => 3 #Slavers Coalition (They failed to stay allied.)
D100 => 8 #Free Slave Allience (But they could not feed themselves
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Why this sounds like Essos is an easy picking right now? Also suspiciously not a single Dorhraki roll...

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D100 => 99 #Valyrian Ruins (Something stirs.)
D100 => 96 #Villians (The Rouge Prince is... Traveling East... That... it seems even in failure, we succeed.)
D100 => 88 #Vandal Savage (He thanked the Maester. And then walked back towards the True North. it would be a long journey. But Winter is coming)
D100 => 95 #Random Event Roll (To be shown in the results of next turn.)
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If Saera kids manages get out of Valarya the Dance may become even more complicated...
 
At least I hope the stormsingers may start having some of their prayers a bit more effective...

Also why does it feel in the Villains roll they want Daemon to go east?
 
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Magoose said:
I also forgot this:

D100 => 69 #Age of Magic

Nice.:V
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So, whatever happened it belong to Questionable Questing, no?

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Ironically, he didn't touch Westeros until the Andal Invasion where he was driven out with the Andals by the Valyrians.
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So during that time he was most of the "heroes" that the Great Houses tell stories about?

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Well, the Call knows where you live.
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This is one of the few side missions I would prefer to leave for Aegor and his siblings...

Magoose said:
Eh it's not the dance that will be complicated… it will be the whole damn world.
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Well, if they manage to escape and they are the only thing that gets out of Valyria it is merely adding another thematic miniboss squad to the mix...

If they get out of Valyria and they release some of the crap that is still living in the ruins of Valyria on their way out... Well, let's just say times will get REALLY INTERESTING...
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"I am gods punishment on this world"
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Well, EVERYTHING that goes bad for Yi Ti is good for us...

And I am desperate enough to get our mom back that I am willing to join him with our dragons... Let's Cross the Godammned Gozilla Threshold
 
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