Part MMCCXCIV: Hammer and Anvil
Hammer and Anvil

Tenth Day of the Fifth Month 293 AC

"Were you dropped on your head one too many times as a youth?" you ask, voice dripping with false sympathy. "Or perhaps your tribe needed an anvil on short notice and used your skull as a stopgap measure? If you'll wait until my business is done, I have a good reference to heal the brain addled for you. Run along now, don't want you tripping and then falling into the sea."

Though your words seem to shock the giant into a momentary stupor that any mere merchant would dare address him thus, it does not take long for his anger to overflow. The earth shakes beneath his feet as he charges, the cheers and laughs of his fellows mingling with his roar of sheer rage.

Ser Richard moves in the same breath, Oathkeeper flashing bright, a gift the giant would wish he had never asked for. The knight strikes the giant under his right arm, hoping to push him off balance. Though the blow strikes true, the fiery goliath barely seems to notice, his own enormous weapon flashing with impossible incandescent swiftness, not by careful sorcery but the primal wrath of fire brought to heel. Past wards, shields, spellsteel, and tokens of good fortune, the sword batters the knight with a vicious blow that would have shattered the spine of any lesser warrior.

Ser Richard loses 12 Temporary Hit Points


Ser Richard takes 27 Damage


A brute and a savage this warrior may be, but he is no mere thug, you realize with mounting worry. One more blow like that and you will boil the damn giant alive in his armor, you vow.

The next exchange is almost too quick for even your eyes to follow, lightning-quick strikes that look to almost fail to land as the giant dodges aside with grace and swiftness that would make a mockery of the water dancers of Braavos. Ser Lonmouth is no water dancer, but a knight who has faced horrors beyond count and knowing sword in hand. Just when it seems Oathkeeper's edge would slide harmlessly along his foe's gauntlet, the sword twists down to bite at the wrist.

Blood flows freely upon the stone now, and the other giants are no longer cheering, no longer laughing. If there was any inkling that the warrior might try to withdraw then it is dashed by his furious assault, sweeping one leg from under the knight and forcing him onto one knee, though thankfully that allows his shield to float so as to guard him fully from another pair of crushing overhand strikes.

Ser Richard takes 28 Damage


Paying no mind to his injuries, Ser Richard surges to his feet, leaping off the ground to plunge Oathkeeper into the base of the giant's jaw and into his brain.

Even as you stand shocked and feeling not a little guilty for getting your sworn sword into that brief but vicious fight, Tyene, ever quick on her feet, reaches out and invokes simple healing magic, nothing that would seem out of place in a merchant's assistant in these realms, unlike Ser Richard's skill.

The other giants looks between the knight and the corpse of their fallen companion, perhaps leader judging by his skill, in amazement. "You're a 'ard one," says the female giant who had spoken up for restraint earlier. "You want to get drink later in the Xorn's Purse?"

Ser Richard is fully healed

Is she flirting? The thought is so incongruous it almost startles a laugh out of you.

"No," the knight says flatly, not that Tyene will leave him at that, judging from the smile with which she looks up from her work.

"See you round, then," the giant priestess proclaims with a last lingering glance before marching off. Definitely flirting.

No one makes a move to stop him when Ser Richard slips his fallen foe's corpse and weapon into the enchanted bag slung over his left shoulder.

***​

The keep guards do not bar your way when you ask to be let in, though from the curious looks they give the knight at your side they too must have heard something of what had happened by the docks. Finding your way into the queen's presence is somewhat less straightforward, though the gleam of gems presented as 'a token of admiration' is enough to get the bright-scaled herald to open the way down wide but subtly twisting corridors decorated with as many murder-holes as tapestries of forging and of war.

Lost 1000 Gold

Somewhat to your surprise you find the audience chamber empty of any Efreeti or their creatures, only the queen coiled upon her throne, eyes bright as forge-fire coiled upon her throne, and half-a-dozen spear armed guards.

"You may speak, merchant," she hisses, her voice almost rising to a question on the last word.

You make the offer to restore her son to life without artifice.

"And what will it serve me to see him restored for a few brief moments only for the Sultan's armies to crush us all?" Her voice is dangerously low, but it cannot quite mask the hint of hope she must feel in spite of herself.

What do you answer?

[] Write in


OOC: Sorry this took so long. I'm not very used to running martial adepts, so I had to check through rules a lot more than usual during the fight.
 
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... @Duesal, shall we throw out our Fire Giant trophies and put this one in their stead?

He seems to have been far more impressive and competent at what he did.

That, at least, earns him a place in our collection in my books.
 
Is she flirting? The thought is so incongruous it almost startles a laugh out of you.
Definitely flirting.
Can he blame her? Someone as killy as Richard would be seen as a fine stud by lots of females in general.
No one makes a move to stop him when Ser Richard slips his fallen foe's corpse and weapon into the enchanted bag slung over his left shoulder.
Nice to know he knows the drill at this point.:p
 
It seems like whenever Richard is attacking while in the middle of battlemages slinging spells, he freely sashimi slices badguys with impunity, but when he 1v1s a guy in an "honorable duel" on straightforward fashion, he gets batted around before pulling a victory out from between bloodied teeth.

I kind of feel guilty for getting him into them, but find how protective VISERYS is of HIM utterly hilarious.
 
"See you round, then," the giant priest proclaims with a last lingering glance before marching off. Definitely flirting.

*furiously jots down "fire giantess" onto clipboard* And people were looking at me sideways for trying to hook him up with a northern girl. Ah well, move with the times.

Right, onto more important business, how exactly are we going to sell this lady on the idea of gaining her independence? I'd rather not let our "Destroy the Sultan's Economy" plan out of the bag until we get enough Brass for it, and while getting her on board is tempting, she could just turn around and rat us out if our offer isn't good enough.

She has no love for the Sultan, this is true, but her responsibility is the survival of her people, and she didn't get to stay queen by playing nice when shit gets tough.
 
We should tell Richard that we dont mind if he chooses to take the giantess' offer.
He should get some experience with larger women whenever possible, we dont want him to disappoint the Sultana on their wedding night.
*Sigh, item of enlarge person It is.
 
We should tell Richard that we dont mind if he chooses to take the giantess' offer.
He should get some experience with larger women whenever possible, we dont want him to disappoint the Sultana on their wedding night.
*Sigh, item of enlarge person It is.
Genies can reduce their size in ASWAH I think. DP implied they maintain Large size out of pride but it is situational.
 
@DragonParadox It's once more time for me to play Temp HP Nazi.

Richard should have had at least 12 Temp HP from his amulet, or as much as 24. Not that it ended up making a difference.
 
"And what will it serve me to see him restored for a few brief moments only for the Sultan's armies to crush us all?" Her voice is dangerously low, but it cannot quite mask the hint of hope she must feel in spite of herself.

[:V] "When the XP-bags march forth, give us a heads up so we get a fair shot at the harvest."

More seriously, we can probably sell rebellion to her if in principle at least she's willing to work with us to rally the other Salamander Kingdoms and cooperate with the Shaitan. She just needs to know we're not leaving her out to dry when she goes through with it. The Efreeti are such a wonderful source of loot.

As a side-note, the son who we resurrect... could possibly take refuge in Sorcerer's Deep and maybe spread his skill in smithing otherworldly metals, though that's a gamble seeing as she might just take it as a hostage situation rather than the refuge we're offering.
 
Alright. Lesson learned. The village idiot can be the strongest guy in the hostile forces.
Please. Richie won rather easily here.
I wonder if he would have done better had he full attacked instead of going for maneuver attacks?
[Mathhammer for later]

Its called minmaxing sir
Please. This wasn't a minmaxed opponent, it was just a fun one.
Although seeing how shitty the basic opponents in the MM books are, everything is minmaxed!
The feat choices monsters get... [Weeps]

It seems like whenever Richard is attacking while in the middle of battlemages slinging spells, he freely sashimi slices badguys with impunity, but when he 1v1s a guy in an "honorable duel" on straightforward fashion, he gets batted around before pulling a victory out from between bloodied teeth.

I kind of feel guilty for getting him into them, but find how protective VISERYS is of HIM utterly hilarious.
Well that's because in big fights he picks the best targets and often isn't alone (we soften targets first). Honor duels are fights against other strong melee opponents, who are of course more of a threat than random bodyguard creatures or wizards in melee against Richard.

[I do miss the Leap Attack build. It feels rather less silly now that we are a Dragon...]
 
As a side-note, the son who we resurrect... could possibly take refuge in Sorcerer's Deep and maybe spread his skill in smithing otherworldly metals, though that's a gamble seeing as she might just take it as a hostage situation rather than the refuge we're offering.

We'd have to really sell her on the idea, cause that's basically what the Sultan "offered" her at the beginning of this whole mess. Maybe make it so he can come and go as he pleases? Favorable trade agreement with her kingdom? Offer him magical protection since we've become pretty damn good at making that stuff ourselves?

It's gotta be something more than, "We'll take your kid to a place you can't get to without our help."
 
We'd have to really sell her on the idea, cause that's basically what the Sultan "offered" her at the beginning of this whole mess. Maybe make it so he can come and go as he pleases? Favorable trade agreement with her kingdom? Offer him magical protection since we've become pretty damn good at making that stuff ourselves?

It's gotta be something more than, "We'll take your kid to a place you can't get to without our help."
I'm not actually pushing to get this guy, if he stays with his mom then that's perfectly fine. It was more an idea for various ways the worried mother could keep her already-murdered son alive.
 
He did not think to invoke that in time.

As a free action, can he not do so in the second round as "reflexive free action"? Part of his fighting style and such
Not for this, fight, but future ones btw.

Edit: can we ask if she has mindblank item or if we can get one for her? We can see if we can get one from OV asap, with her permission to do so? Or if we haven't given ours out to party members yet, would this be a good opening move to offer her one as a sign of good faith (and demonstration of wealth)? We can ask for some replacements as part of our fee from the OV asap before the King's Landing action.
 
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