Hmm, Turtle ships.

Attacking from the top is stupid, attacking from the sides is suicidal, and attacking from the front is asking to get shot at.

Like most turtles, these little ships are most vulnerable underneath. Yes it runs the risk of losing loot, a heresy that makes my skin crawl don't you doubt it, but it is the most likely avenue of attack to succeed.

Time to pull a trick out of my namesake's repertoire.
 
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Huh, I'm not sure what I find more tempting, all that Adamantine, or the implication that there is a Coautl held captive on the ship, which I suspect might be another fragment of the World Serpent from which Yss originates.
 
Let's see. A turtle-ship is usually 9m to 12m wide and 30m to 37m long. Let's assume 10m and 35m for our targets, giving us a upper deck surface area of roughly 350m². Let's assume they use a really small armor layer of just one centimeter, getting us a volume of 3.5m³. That's 2/5ths of an inch, so using any less then that and you are wasting adamantine where a slightly thicker layer of iron would have done better.

Since Adamantine armor is not lighten then steel, we multiply with iron's density (7.784 tons per m³) and get a total amount of material of 27.224 tons of Adamantine per ship.

@Goldfish, don't sink these buckets. We are taking that home.
 
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They have to them them almost the likeness of turtles with spiked admantium plates
them them and then adamantium.
Epic level D&D is painfully stupid.
Then one of two is true:
1) The actual rules aren't what we are familiar with, being non-stupid.
2) It's still stupid, but there have been many epic casters through the ages, and none managed that, and not for lack of trying.
 
I wonder how much it weighs? If it's within our fully buffed carrying capacity, could we Plane Shift the ship right out from under the Efreetis' noses, @DragonParadox?

It could just vanish right out from under them.


If we keep doing shit like this I fully expect a rumor to propagate around the planes of a Red Dragon that will not only steal valuables, but vehicles, buildings, and entire landmasses just because he can.

Edit: Sweet Jesus we're becoming a reptilian Trayzn the infinite.
 
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That would probably take too long to be effectively used in a fight.
We can Bloodwish it.

Then one of two is true:
1) The actual rules aren't what we are familiar with, being non-stupid.
2) It's still stupid, but there have been many epic casters through the ages, and none managed that, and not for lack of trying.
@DragonParadox, I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope that it's option 1). Can you confirm that the rules as written for epic spellcasting won't be used as is?

EDIT: We should have an insane amount of resources in men, reagents, high-level spellcasters and us. I'm counting the "reign in the Abyss" thing as an epilogue action at best, not something we'll do next month. And I'll keep having hope!
Also Lya is clearly specialized in Planar Lore (see her PrC) and how it interacts with Souls. That's good.
 
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The plates might not be solid adamntium.

My first thoughts are that they are being cheapskates, but, maybe it's an even better, or more specialised alloy.

Before attacking summon a few things, cast dim. Anchor on the boat?

@DragonParadox what does greater arcane vision show? What could Yrten tell us to expect in terms of defences or mobility (can the boat planeshift, does it have, spell immunity: dimensional anchor on it ect?)
 
So if we assume that a few other structural parts of the ships are made with Adamantine, we can round up to 30 tons per ship.

That means the wracking paper of our loot is already 90 tons of Adamantine. Plus the cargo and dead bodies, that's a very, very profitable attack.
We might have to disintegrate a little bit of that so our party can get in and attack.
 
Turtle Ships are tough cookies, as the Japanese discovered to their dismay against the Koreans.

@Azel, anticipate enchantments of spell reflection on those ships.
 
@Azel might be worthwhile to call in Amrelath and Relath, much rather qe share the spoils than one or more turtleships escaping.

... So is the shape actually turtlesque and DP is messing with us, or are the thread making that joke? :o
 
A Maximised Searing Breath could get through that.

Fire resistance barely matters and Protection from Energy would be overwhelmed.
 
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