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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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You know, maybe going full magpie and capturing everyone as sacrifice might be the best way to deal with this whole thing. That way nobody dies and no ritual is triggered.

Even better. Cast Fear. All demons and cultist run and nobody dies at the ritual!
 
DragonParadox said:
Ser Richard answers in kind, and you would like to think that had the more intelligent demons seen that expression and known the man who bore it they would have long since fled back to the cesspit that birthed them to spare themselves the pain of death in battle.
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Let's be realistic here. The pain of death is not even making the Top 10 of the worst possible outcomes for a Demon facing Richard and Viserys.
Duesal said:
Holy crap.

For once we're getting a fiend who doesn't have Greater Teleport at will?!

This is like Christmas come early. :D

@DragonParadox, do the babau have any weapons and armor that we can loot?
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You can tell by the glee in @Duesals voice.
 
Azel said:
Let's be realistic here. The pain of death is not even making the Top 10 of the worst possible outcomes for a Demon facing Richard and Viserys.

You can tell by the glee in @Duesals voice.
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In the future I'll be pushing to summon one of these elephant demons so we can harvest that amazing breathweapon.
 
Goldfish said:
Sorry, @Duesal, you don't play around with something capable of breathing memory erasing halitosis at you.

[X] Plan Efficiency
-[X] Viserys casts Assay Spell Resistance and Blood Wishes a Banishment spell directed at the Maelephant, with any leftover Banishment HD used to affect as many Babau as possible.
--[X] If the Banishment is not successful, Viserys casts Celerity in order to target the Maelephant with Searing, Agonizing, Elemental Fire Darts.
--[X] If the Maelephant is successfully Banished, Viserys casts Celerity then uses Imperious Glare against any remaining cultists or Demons.
-[X] Richard charges the demons, activating his armor's Holy Aura. If it still lives and has not been Banished, he engages the Maelephant with Shock Trooper and Power Attack.
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I would like to point out that by getting the right cultists skull, we can summon that Breathweapon right into our processing facility.

Which brings me right back to producing reagents in fungal pods... :evil:

[X] Goldfish
 
Azel said:
Comments like these make me wonder if we have become to Abberations and the Lower Planes what they are to the Prime Material.
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Cornugon: "And as the Phistophilus entered the old Valyrian castle in search of forgotten lore, something stirred. He quickly jumped on his feet, ready to teleport away. That's when he noticed that someone had cast Dimensional Anchor on him. With nowhere to run he tried to fight, but he realized that he was utterly damned. It was the Targaryen in their full draconic greed, ready to take his grafts!"

*Barbazus and spinagons in attendance shudder in fear*
 
Tomcost said:
Cornugon: "And as the Phistophilus entered the old Valyrian castle in search of forgotten lore, something stirred. He quickly jumped on his feet, ready to teleport away. That's when he noticed that someone had cast Dimensional Anchor on him. With nowhere to run he tried to fight, but he realized that he was utterly damned. It was the Targaryen in their full draconic greed, ready to take his grafts!"

*Barbazus and spinagons in attendance shudder in fear*
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Speaking of which, Dimensional Anchor needs to be next in line for the spells Lya needs to learn, as well as made into a Page of Spell Knowledge for everyone necessary.
 
Azel said:
Comments like these make me wonder if we have become to Abberations and the Lower Planes what they are to the Prime Material.
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In the Far Realm, Beholders are whispering to fresh buddings: "Behave or the Dragon King will cut you ..."

Edit: "You you monster! No true hero would do such a thing!"
"Why, thank you!"
 
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Just putting this in here in case we need to refer back to it for some reason.
Adhoc vote count started by Goldfish on Aug 7, 2018 at 2:56 PM, finished with 213161 posts and 11 votes.
  • [X] Plan Efficiency
    -[X] Viserys casts Assay Spell Resistance and Blood Wishes a Banishment spell directed at the Maelephant, with any leftover Banishment HD used to affect as many Babau as possible.
    --[X] If the Banishment is not successful, Viserys casts Celerity in order to target the Maelephant with Searing, Agonizing, Elemental Fire Darts.
    --[X] If the Maelephant is successfully Banished, Viserys casts Celerity then uses Imperious Glare against any remaining cultists or Demons.
    -[X] Richard charges the demons, activating his armor's Holy Aura. If it still lives and has not been Banished, he engages the Maelephant with Shock Trooper and Power Attack.
    [X] Very quietly cast Ancestral Awakening, Merciful Spell feat.
    -[X] Arcane Spellsurge, True Casting, Merciful Agonising Searing Firebrand everyone except the prisoners.
    -[X] If any demons are still a threat, Celerity, Merciful Agonising Searing Firebrand any that are still conscious.
    -[X] Turtle or bottle as desired.
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@Tomcost we need to push for Xor to sleep in the demiplane, or MS, need to research budding.

Sure would be good if xe had somekind of template to help offset the Far Realm influence.
 
I had some suggestions to that effect...

Though someone might prefer to do the write up differently.

Still holy aura of glowing vvouchness should take care of... Quite a lot.

Beholders grow and transform by dreaming. Their dreams are shaped by their experiences. Xor has had so much praise and joy heaped upon him that he can no longer even hold onto all of them.

He is due for a change. I believe he can. As well as should evolve himself into a good flavored beholder. As well as get nimbus of light. He's payed the Piper it's time for him to get his reward.

And to offset the inherent distaste many of you have for goodness. Nim us of light is an insanely OP feat that would actually let us deploy Xor in general social circumstances.

Diplomats are incredibly useful. Especially magicaly boosted diplomats.
 
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I for one, welcome it. Everyone should recognize Xor's greatness. Good. Bad. Ugly. Beautiful.

PRAISE THE EYEBALLS!
 
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