@Azel @DragonParadox
Lord Rosby: "Your Majesty, you are placing King's Landing in the keeping of this... boy? Not that I doubt his skill in magic, but surely the capital should be held directly by the King!"
Viserys: "Capital?"
Lord Rosby: "W-well why yes, the capital is where the Iron Throne resides."
Visersy: "You mean this thing?" *brandishes the shrink item'd pointy chair at Rosby* "Had to disenchant the fucker, and let me tell you, that was not worth the hassle."
Lord Rosby, paling: "You're taking away the throne?"
Viserys: "Don't worry, you'll see it in the form of multiple pillars around the Throne of Dawn... in the capital."
Lord Rosby, relaxing: "Here in King's Landing, then?"
Viserys: "In Sorcerer's Deep."
Rosby: "... oh."
Viserys: "And Maelor here will rule over King's Landing."
Rosby: "S-surely until you have some children to rule it in your stead, such as the way with Dragonstone!"
Viserys: "Uh, nope. In perpetuity. Forever. Because it's not like he intends to die."
Rosby: "... why would you trust him with this grand thing? Did he do some great service for you in the past? Save the Princess from vile durance?"
Viserys: "Ah--no. That's more Waymar's shtick. Maelor, well."
Viserys: "He fetches asses for me."
Rosby: "... ah. Well, very well then. Finding the King mistresses... that is a prestigious post."
Viserys: "...er- wait, you misunderstand--"
Rosby: "No, no, no need to explain, I will tell all the Crownlands how essential it is that we make young Lord Maelor comfortable here."
Viserys: "But--"
Rosby: "Not to worry, Your Majesty, I will make sure everyone knows about this."
Viserys: "... this backfired, severely."