@Goldfish Hindsight is a bitch of a thing, but you know it's a good thing you got everyone Prestidigitation cloaks. You never realize how desperately you'll wish for magical skin deep scouring until you've been bathed in a slaughter house.
Prestidigitation is one of the little things that makes adventuring a tolerable occupation. Whether it's flavoring your gruel, chilling your ale, cleaning the rotting viscera of exploded Undead from your hair, it can do the trick. We could almost call it Least Wish.

The Companions all have slotless Rings of Prestidigitation they can slip on or off and use as needed. The Misfits and some of our other people also have Cloaks of the Hedge Wizard which allow them to use the cantrip at will.

At only 90 IM for a regular one, those would be something worth crafting or ordering (180 IM) in large quantities. We could give them as gifts, assign them to our agents, assign them to the Legions, etc.
 
Prestidigitation is one of the little things that makes adventuring a tolerable occupation. Whether it's flavoring your gruel, chilling your ale, cleaning the rotting viscera of exploded Undead from your hair, it can do the trick. We could almost call it Least Wish.

The Companions all have slotless Rings of Prestidigitation they can slip on or off and use as needed. The Misfits and some of our other people also have Cloaks of the Hedge Wizard which allow them to use the cantrip at will.

At only 90 IM for a regular one, those would be something worth crafting or ordering (180 IM) in large quantities. We could give them as gifts, assign them to our agents, assign them to the Legions, etc.

I don't think I'd want to exist in a D&D setting without access to Prestidigitation. Medieval settings are totally whack, but at least I could feel human if I was always clean, if my beer was always cold, if my reheated meals were always tasty, etc.

I'd master that cantrip if nothing else.
 
I don't think I'd want to exist in a D&D setting without access to Prestidigitation. Medieval settings are totally whack, but at least I could feel human if I was always clean, if my beer was always cold, if my reheated meals were always tasty, etc.

I'd master that cantrip if nothing else.
You'd also probably get burned as a witch for not smelling like you shat on the dirt floor of a rickety shack and rolled in it for a few days. Offering cold beer might get you out of it though.
 
[X] Ser Richard

You've just got to love the mans calm acceptance of all the madness that has followed him around since that fateful day all those years ago when he swore himself to his king.
 
You'd also probably get burned as a witch for not smelling like you shat on the dirt floor of a rickety shack and rolled in it for a few days. Offering cold beer might get you out of it though.
I only need to go into town to get beer and meals to reheat. They won't have many opportunities to sniff me.

Aside from that, I could always roll around in the hay at the local stable, or go for a jog and get a little sweaty and some trail dust to sell the image.
 
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I don't think I'd want to exist in a D&D setting without access to Prestidigitation. Medieval settings are totally whack, but at least I could feel human if I was always clean, if my beer was always cold, if my reheated meals were always tasty, etc.

I'd master that cantrip if nothing else.
Considering how much we pay our agents, bureaucrats, Legion soldiers, etc., if I were one of them and unable to use magic myself, probably the first serious purchase I would start saving my money for would be a Ring of Prestidigitation, especially if I had to work away from SD.
 
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Considering how much we pay our agents, bureaucrats, Legion soldiers, etc., if I were one of them and unable to use magic myself, probably the first serious purchase I would start saving my money for would be a Ring of Prestidigitation, especially if I had to work away from SD.
I doubt many any the Legion overall would bother purchasing it, except for Officers, or people without families, but I definitely foresee it being a common purchase for most other middling officials, as a status symbol if nothing else.
 
I doubt many any the Legion overall would bother purchasing it, except for Officers, or people without families, but I definitely foresee it being a common purchase for most other middling officials, as a status symbol if nothing else.
Maybe it'll start that way, but I think the utility of it will make it catch on among people who can afford to save up for one. I wouldn't be surprised to see it follow a pattern similar to smartphones.
 
By the by, I sure hope we manage to grab one of the Chronogheists for research purposes.

...Yeah, I'm kinda fixated on time-centred creatures.

Illithids have an entire facility dedicated to temporal research, we kinda have to start working on some sort of "temporal stabilization" before we can safely move in there.

Can ya blame me?

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Also, I am having doubts we killed killed the colossus now, re-reading the chapter.

Like, okay, Monk-Golem and Nirah and the sky ships and the Companions, it really held no chance... but it was, at least technically, the main power of the city.
I may be high on narrativium, but I dont see it dying yet.

Reforming back in the city and gobbling up every other Undead it hasn't gotten before, maybe?
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Bottom line, I see good chance of this Anu-Simung offering himself up to the Void, once his force is spent on us.

And if any of you forget, the last time we have seen such 'happen' IC had real shit consequences for everyone involved (Acnient Gold Dragon and his Priest-lover, who got turned to Void by her Deity dying to it).

How many things in Sarnor it can spread his power to, in one last act of defiance, before allowing the Void to go through him as a conduit?
Not to mention it would fray the fabric of reality something fierce and make large parts of Sarnor literally unsalvageable (see the place his God-realm was spilling over).
 
By the by, I sure hope we manage to grab one of the Chronogheists for research purposes.

...Yeah, I'm kinda fixated on time-centred creatures.

Illithids have an entire facility dedicated to temporal research, we kinda have to start working on some sort of "temporal stabilization" before we can safely move in there.

Can ya blame me?

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Also, I am having doubts we killed killed the colossus now, re-reading the chapter.

Like, okay, Monk-Golem and Nirah and the sky ships and the Companions, it really held no chance... but it was, at least technically, the main power of the city.
I may be high on narrativium, but I dont see it dying yet.

Reforming back in the city and gobbling up every other Undead it hasn't gotten before, maybe?
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Bottom line, I see good chance of this Anu-Simung offering himself up to the Void, once his force is spent on us.

And if any of you forget, the last time we have seen such 'happen' IC had real shit consequences for everyone involved (Acnient Gold Dragon and his Priest-lover, who got turned to Void by her Deity dying to it).

How many things in Sarnor it can spread his power to, in one last act of defiance, before allowing the Void to go through him as a conduit?
Not to mention it would fray the fabric of reality something fierce and make large parts of Sarnor literally unsalvageable (see the place his God-realm was spilling over).
Well, we're going to get a sizable chunk of XP for everyone if it does turn out that way.
 
Also, I am having doubts we killed killed the colossus now, re-reading the chapter.

Like, okay, Monk-Golem and Nirah and the sky ships and the Companions, it really held no chance... but it was, at least technically, the main power of the city.
I may be high on narrativium, but I dont see it dying yet.

Reforming back in the city and gobbling up every other Undead it hasn't gotten before, maybe?
Looks more like the Collossus was just playing minion to the dead god, so it propably won't get a second chance.
 
Assuming all goes well and we are able to remove most of undead from the Silver Shore, what exactly is the plan? I assume that while we can give warforged bodies to lots of thinking dead, the vast majority of undead will be non-thinking and so the overall population will only be able to fit one of the old city-states at most, more likely less by a good deal.

Are we going to do a colonization rush using Legionnaries and landed nobles to settle the area as fast as possible before someone else does? I can see remnant Dothraki, Ghis cities, Norvos, etc wanting to take advantage of all that empty space and loot as soon as possible.

Silver Shore and most of Dothraki Sea is a large region of land to cover, more so than anything else we have grabbed so far with lots of empty space on the plains alone that will be a breeding ground for outlaws, frontier towns, etc with undead threat gone. Originally the Dothraki ruled the place with their numbers but it will be generations before they are back to such numbers after near genocide by undead.

Hell, random undead on the plains will be a problem for awhile even after we cut head off of snake. Undead beasts, Dothraki as we have seen, etc.
 
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By the by, I sure hope we manage to grab one of the Chronogheists for research purposes.

...Yeah, I'm kinda fixated on time-centred creatures.

Illithids have an entire facility dedicated to temporal research, we kinda have to start working on some sort of "temporal stabilization" before we can safely move in there.

Can ya blame me?

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Also, I am having doubts we killed killed the colossus now, re-reading the chapter.

Like, okay, Monk-Golem and Nirah and the sky ships and the Companions, it really held no chance... but it was, at least technically, the main power of the city.
I may be high on narrativium, but I dont see it dying yet.

Reforming back in the city and gobbling up every other Undead it hasn't gotten before, maybe?
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Bottom line, I see good chance of this Anu-Simung offering himself up to the Void, once his force is spent on us.

And if any of you forget, the last time we have seen such 'happen' IC had real shit consequences for everyone involved (Acnient Gold Dragon and his Priest-lover, who got turned to Void by her Deity dying to it).

How many things in Sarnor it can spread his power to, in one last act of defiance, before allowing the Void to go through him as a conduit?
Not to mention it would fray the fabric of reality something fierce and make large parts of Sarnor literally unsalvageable (see the place his God-realm was spilling over).
Charnel Colossi don't have any special mechanism to cheat destruction or to reincorporate in a different location like certain types of greater Undead. I think we're in the clear on this front.

Anu-Simong, on the other hand, could be an issue. I hope not, and from the previous chapter it was heavily implied that the dead god is already pretty far gone, such that it cannot even willingly shape its power to anything but lash out, requiring help from the Queen's cousin, who was just destroyed again. The cloud, which I'm assuming is not just Anu-Simong's physical manifestation but is in fact all that remains of the dead god, is rapidly losing outlets and sources for its power as we destroy its higher tier allies. It might not even be able to reach out to the Void in its current state.

If the cloud is the dead god, that would explain why Viserys and Zathir were unsuccessful in dispersing it with Control Weather.
 
Charnel Colossi don't have any special mechanism to cheat destruction or to reincorporate in a different location like certain types of greater Undead. I think we're in the clear on this front.

Anu-Simong, on the other hand, could be an issue. I hope not, and from the previous chapter it was heavily implied that the dead god is already pretty far gone, such that it cannot even willingly shape its power to anything but lash out, requiring help from the Queen's cousin, who was just destroyed again. The cloud, which I'm assuming is not just Anu-Simong's physical manifestation but is in fact all that remains of the dead god, is rapidly losing outlets and sources for its power as we destroy its higher tier allies. It might not even be able to reach out to the Void in its current state.

If the cloud is the dead god, that would explain why Viserys and Zathir were unsuccessful in dispersing it with Control Weather.
The mental image of Viserys blowing away a God outta the room like a particularly nasty fart is amusing.

I don't think the thing is the body of his, long-dead or not, it'd register on some level as such.
Lest of all, because we had Zathir with us there.

The thing may not have much knowledge, nor power, remaining, but the sheer spite can fuck us over royally if he decides to give in to the Void.

The least it'll do, is boost all of Void's operations everywhere around the planes, because, surprise-surprise, any capital-g God going down is a whole concept being eaten by the Void, forever.
...I kinda hope that doesn't happen, even if that'd be reasonably challenging and perfectly logically consistent

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The place that spills over into the Divine Realm of his miiiiight just become one of the highest-level dungeons available to us, after we are done with Sarnor.
On par with Valyria, and very much so only if he actually dies while we are at it, full-stop.

I recon, even a mostly-dead God can just 'pop' Viserys out of existence for free if he is physically present in their Domain..?

If the God doesn't die fully here, after we are done cleaning out the Undead, we gotta find some way to reliably close off that location of spillover, like, really quickly.
 
The least it'll do, is boost all of Void's operations everywhere around the planes, because, surprise-surprise, any capital-g God going down is a whole concept being eaten by the Void, forever.
...I kinda hope that doesn't happen, even if that'd be reasonably challenging and perfectly logically consistent
Not really, the Void eating a god, would get that gods chunk of a concept, but there can be multiple gods with the same concept, so it would only get them a claim on the concept, not ownership of it.
 
Charnel Colossi don't have any special mechanism to cheat destruction or to reincorporate in a different location like certain types of greater Undead. I think we're in the clear on this front.
I don't think they can usually deform into hundreds/thousands of separate undead, and then reform later either. It wouldn't be a stunner if it could take another large group of Kasath undead and reform.

Anu-Simong, on the other hand, could be an issue. I hope not, and from the previous chapter it was heavily implied that the dead god is already pretty far gone, such that it cannot even willingly shape its power to anything but lash out, requiring help from the Queen's cousin, who was just destroyed again. The cloud, which I'm assuming is not just Anu-Simong's physical manifestation but is in fact all that remains of the dead god, is rapidly losing outlets and sources for its power as we destroy its higher tier allies. It might not even be able to reach out to the Void in its current state.
There's also the statue in this cannon omake, which has a good shot of being the main boss for the center section.
 
Interlude DCCCLX: Battle of the Dead Fields, Part Eight
Battle of the Dead Fields, Part Eight

Nineteenth Day of the Second Month 294 AC

There were few knights on the field that day as the dragon banners fluttered against a darkening sky, but Ser Richard did not regret the lack as he looked out over the ordered ranks of the First Legion from above. He had trained these soldiers, he had fought beside them in the night battle for Tyrosh, he had seen them ride out to bring the King's will to realms far and wide. In gold they might have been paid, but their oaths rang no less true, their courage no less fierce before a foe others would turn in terror from.

Part of him regretted that he could not be there to hold the line, to bolster their courage and lead them on, but his place was here in the sky flying upon wings of steel, his place as ever was to protect the King, and any notion that this might not be required was dismissed at the sight of the 'cold lightning' striking first the King, then the High Justice. All but stopped the dragon lord's heart at that, Richard knew that behind his carefully measured words and saturnine smiles Malarys Vanor was tough enough to fight dragons in the sky with good odds of coming out ahead.

He glanced at the Princess. "Do you know any spells for sharper eyes? I want to see what's coming and the damn cloud's getting in the way."

"Ah... sure." She did something with her magic, too fast for him to follow. Richard had naturally focused on learning about spells that an enemy might try to throw at his feet, and this one definitely wasn't one of them.

He could see far now, as far perhaps as a dragon on the wing, and what he could see was not to the knight's liking. Oh there were square upon square of lesser dead, hollow bones moved by the power of their masters likely to be easy fodder for the blades of the Legion and the grave stone arrows, but the officers in ornate chariots and accursed armor were ones he could recognize all too well by the ruin they carried with them. Few in the Legion would be able to stand up to them for long, though the mages and engineer companies would likely have better luck. As long as they could be whittled down enough before they struck the lines Richard was confident they would hold.

Worst still was that for the first time in the battle the sky was not uncontested. Whirling masses of bone and spite rose from the ranks of the enemy, seeming to drink in the lightning and devour the thunder of the storm. Though Richard did not know the proper name of the things, Wisdom Teana to his left did.

"Storm Sorrows, as dangerous in their own ways as a dragon on the wing... a young dragon," she added, as though that made it better given that there seemed to be more than a hundred of the things floating above the enemy army. Then maybe she was just saying that so the two wyrms circling with them would not take it for a challenge and get mobbed like a hawk against a flock of starlings.

As though that was not enough there were deathly wagons rolling around behind the hosts of the enemy alike to those used by the armies of Sathar, and behind even them six spirits black as the storm clouds bound somehow with chains of true steel to an altar of bone upon which rested a hammer fit for a giant's hand.

How does the center strike against the enemy at extreme range?

[] Send in the Moonchasers to try to kill as many of the Storm Sorrows as possible

[] Send in the dragons to try to disrupt enemy formations and keep the elites from disrupting the Legion's lines

[] Write in


OOC: Finding undead with breath weapons that are not dragon-based is surprisingly difficult, ones based on electricity even more so, but fortunately Pathfinder had something.
 
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Battle of the Dead Fields, Part Eight

Nineteenth Day of the Second Month 294 AC

There were few knights on the field that day as the dragon banners fluttered against a darkening sky, but Ser Richard did not regret the lack as he looked out over the ordered ranks of the first legion from above. He had trained these soldiers, he had fought beside them in the night battle for Tyrosh he had seen them ride out to bring the King's will to realms far and wide. In gold they might have been paid, but their oaths rang no less true, their courage no less fierce before a foe others would flee from in terror.

Part of him regretted that he could not be there to hold the line, to bolster and encourage, to lead them on, but his place was here in the sky flying upon wings of steel, his place as ever was to protect the King, any notion that this might not be required dismissed at the sight of the 'cold lightning' striking first the King then the High Justice. All but stopped the dragon lord's heart at that, Richard knew that behind his carefully measured words and saturnine smiles, Malarys Vanor was tough enough to fight dragons in the sky with good odds of coming out ahead.

He glanced at the princess. "Do you know any spells for sharper eyes? I want to see what's coming, but the damn cloud is getting in the way."

"Ah... sure." She did something with her magic too fast for him to follow, Richard had naturally focused on learning of the spells an enemy might try to use against him, and this one definitely wasn't it.

He could see far now, as far perhaps as a dragon on the wing, and what he could see was not to the knight's liking. Oh, there were square upon square of lesser dead, hollow bones moved by the power of their masters, likely to be easy fodder for the blades of the legion and the grave stone arrows, but the officers in ornate chariots and accursed armor were ones he could recognize all too well, ruin they carried with them. Few in the legion would be able to stand up to that for long, though the mages and engineer companies would likely have better luck. As long as they could be whittled down enough before they struck the lines, Richard was confident they would hold.

Worse still, for the first time during the battle the sky was not uncontested. Whirling masses of bone and spite rose from the ranks of the enemy, seeming to drink in the lightning and devour the thunder of the storm. Though Richard did not know the proper name of the things, Wisdom Teana to his left did.

"Storm Sorrows, as dangerous in their own ways as a dragon on the wing... a young dragon," she added, as though that made it better given that there seemed to be more than a hundred of the things floating above the enemy army. Then maybe she was just saying that so the two wyrms circling with them would not take it for a challenge and get mobbed like a hawk against a flock of starlings.

As though that was not enough, there were deathly wagons rolling around behind the hosts of the enemy, alike to those used by the armies of Sathar. Behind them were six spirits, black as the storm clouds, bound somehow with chains of true steel to an altar of bone upon which rested a hammer fit for a giant's hand.

How does the center strike against the enemy at extreme range?

[] Send in the Moonchasers to try to kill as many of the Storm Sorrows as possible

[] Send in the dragons to try to disrupt enemy formations and keep the elites from disrupting the Legion's lines

[] Write in


OOC: Finding undead with breath weapons that are not dragon based is surprisingly difficult, ones based on electricity even more so, but fortunately Pathfinder had something. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, DP.
 
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[] Have the Moonchaser get as many as it can with long-range bombardment
-[] Proceed to send before dragons in to try to disrupt enemy formation, while making sure the Moonchaser doesn't accidentally target them but still continuing to fire

@Goldfish, what spells would be best for Dany to use to gank as many of these undead as possible?
 
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