We wouldn't need to control him. Just turning him loose and allowing the Demon to do as it wishes could stir up a lot of chaos in King's Landing.
Are the Dreamlands sponsored by the Karaz Ankor, by any chance?
Actually, I'd expect them to have tons and tons of mages. Their population is equivalent to all the Free Cities put together or so.
I expect them to have trained a lot of magelings (though maybe not with as many classes as we've managed to train reliably).
So, you are saying Oberyn is too hot for this world?
I was mainly referring to powerful mages, and those mages having a solid base of support.
And this Sha'ir is a T1 caster who's essentially a wizard that doesn't need to research spells.
On the bright side it makes it very difficult for her to replenish spells, but on the other hand she also has a bunch of wands and scrolls.
I imagine one her greatest regrets in marrying Gerion is having Cersei in her immediate extended family.
"Just wait Lanna. Wait and endure. Just wait. Dragon will eat her. Wait and endure. Dragon will eat her. Wait and switch her soap with meat seasoning. Dragon will eat her and everything will be fine."
Cersei will taste like bad decisions on two legs.
I was actually thinking about using her as Tiamat bait. Like to like and such.Cersei will taste like bad decisions on two legs.
Make Relath eat her.
Viserys:"Richard, hold my beer."
Oh, come on. We all know that the Sultan's mother wasn't shape-shifting into a goat for that picture.
Counter-argument: Robert likes to smash things and Riverland Rebels sounds like some fun smashing time. Also, he can ditch the harridan, the smell of piss, the plotting courtiers, the cheap whores and all the other things he finds in his room in the morning.
Leaving aside the fact that Ned's interlude specifically mentioned a good part of the Court accompanying Robert, this is exactly a scenario in which he would want to drag things out and enjoy himself.
That would be an excellent way to clear the sinuses for him. I have no doubt if he thought any of the lords were seriously plotting sedition, Robert wouldn't be leading a royal procession, he'd be leading an army. Still, feasting at their castles for a couple of days and unsubtly bringing up his triumphs in the Rebellion will let the spineless fucks know where their bread is buttered! Plus, he can smash around a few of those dragon-loving brigands if they dare to show their faces.
To be honest, I'm dearly hoping for a "Robert visits the Twins" interlude.
On my end, I'm seriously expecting our loyalist lords and the Lads to jump the gun and pull a 'Red Wedding' when the news about Jon Arryn hits. Not even necessarily at the Twins, Castle Darry is also right in his path and he'll undoubtedly spend some time making an ass of himself there while making the supposedly impoverished Darrys pay for hosting a royal procession. Then - the news hits, Jon Arryn has been killed! Robert is distraught, courtiers immediately begin to blame everyone from the Dragon King to Devils to the Lannisters, it's chaos. Robert gets absolutely plastered and falls into a small coma, maybe a rumor that Viserys is invading suddenly swirls among the procession ... maybe someone just makes a bad joke about Raymund's brothers at the wrong moment.
