In addition to Umber, we need to get around to poking at Mychel Redfort, and we need to meet up with the Redwyn heir (though the Redwyn heir is apparently only available when the jousts start up).

@DragonParadox, out of curiosity, after an extended amount of time once the Great Sept of Viserys is built in Sorcerer's Deep -- say a few months -- how would offering them their own personal Weirwood Heart Tree go over? :V Before I was joking, but with the sept basically dead center in heretic land, and the local septons getting very very used to magic and blood magic, would we be able to sell it?
 
In addition to Umber, we need to get around to poking at Mychel Redfort, and we need to meet up with the Redwyn heir (though the Redwyn heir is apparently only available when the jousts start up).

@DragonParadox, out of curiosity, after an extended amount of time once the Great Sept of Viserys is built in Sorcerer's Deep -- say a few months -- how would offering them their own personal Weirwood Heart Tree go over? :V Before I was joking, but with the sept basically dead center in heretic land, and the local septons getting very very used to magic and blood magic, would we be able to sell it?
Wat?

Edit: No seriously, wat? The Seven and the Old Gods aren't the religious equivalent of Chocolate and Peanut butter.
 
In addition to Umber, we need to get around to poking at Mychel Redfort, and we need to meet up with the Redwyn heir (though the Redwyn heir is apparently only available when the jousts start up).

@DragonParadox, out of curiosity, after an extended amount of time once the Great Sept of Viserys is built in Sorcerer's Deep -- say a few months -- how would offering them their own personal Weirwood Heart Tree go over? :V Before I was joking, but with the sept basically dead center in heretic land, and the local septons getting very very used to magic and blood magic, would we be able to sell it?
Maybe ask Vatican City about building a mosque on St. Peters Square instead?

Seriously people. A Heart Tree isn't a damn magic battery. It's a place of power and communion with the Old Gods.
 
Wat?

Edit: No seriously, wat? The Seven and the Old Gods aren't the religious equivalent of Chocolate and Peanut butter.
I'm fully aware.

I'm asking to see how far we can push the Sorcerer's Deep sect of the Faith of the Seven into full heresy.

We've already gotten them actively complicit in blood magic, which goes directly against one of their core tenets. I'm curious on how much further we could push it if we wanted to.

As for the Old Gods, I feel like they might be at least a little tempted by having a presence within the sept and being able to keep an eye on things.

That said, chill. This is curiosity, not actually pushing anything.
Yea. Its kinda not cool to ask a religious order if we can put a temple to an opposing religion in one of their most important temples.
See above.
 
Edit: No seriously, wat? The Seven and the Old Gods aren't the religious equivalent of Chocolate and Peanut butter.
Every so often I forget that you're american, and then you post something like that. Ugh.

Unlike most french people I know, I'm willing to accept that it's theoretically possible to made a dish that includes peanut butter and isn't terrible. If you're really really good at cooking it. I've had one once, after all!
I'd still be ashamed of having that skill though. And most people who claim to have it are simply drowning the taste of the peanut butter, which isn't a bad plan but then why are you even using the stuff? To rot your internal organs a little more?
:p
 
Every so often I forget that you're american, and then you post something lie that. Ugh.

Unlike most french people I know, I'm willing to accept that it's theoretically possible to made a dish that includes peanut butter and isn't terrible. If you're really really good at cooking it. I've had one once, after all!
I'd still be ashamed of having that skill though. :p
Sometimes I forget that you are french, and then you're posting something so snobbish that I can faintly hear the rattling of threads in the distance. :V
 
I have some notes, but they're a bit fragmentary and will require some more interaction with her. The outright simplest solution is to just ress her, but I expect there will be portions of the thread violently against that. The reason I like it, though, is because right now the nature of her existence as a ghost is probably a minor form of torture at best.

To actually get somewhere with her, we need to show proof of good intentions. The most effective way of doing that would be to ease that continous pain, and the only way I know of to do so would be to bring her back. This would also have the side benefit of welding the Starks to neutrality, if not tacit support of us in the reconquest.

You have my backing on this. Ressing Lyanna is a must. The sooner the better. The psychological burden of literally having your mother inside your head as you grow up cannot be understated. And a mother that cant learn meaningully or grow, as she's an undead (white or not, she still cant change as a person. Its like sharing your head with a preprogrammed AI personality template in read-only mode.)

Real uncanny stuff. I'm surprised Jon's as sane as he is right now.
 
Maybe ask Vatican City about building a mosque on St. Peters Square instead?

Seriously people. A Heart Tree isn't a damn magic battery. It's a place of power and communion with the Old Gods.
Relax, I was asking for hypothetical purposes. I wanted to see to what degree we could push the heresy of the Sorcerer's Deep sect of the Faith of the Seven, and a Heart Tree in the sept would pretty much be the ultimate heresy for them as far as I can tell, so I was using that as the reference point.

Speculation and hypotheticals does not mean I want to do this.
 
Every so often I forget that you're american, and then you post something like that. Ugh.

Unlike most french people I know, I'm willing to accept that it's theoretically possible to made a dish that includes peanut butter and isn't terrible. If you're really really good at cooking it. I've had one once, after all!
I'd still be ashamed of having that skill though. And most people who claim to have it are simply drowning the taste of the peanut butter, which isn't a bad plan but then why are you even using the stuff? To rot your internal organs a little more?
:p

I'm always fully aware that you're French, you keep reminding me.

Edit: Couldn't decide between funny or hug?

I usually just split it down the middle and settle on "insightful".
 
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Seriously though, peanut butter and chocolate? Really? Is that actually any good? I presume you bake them together as part of something else, at least. Because slapping them together in a sandwich is definitely terrible :D

Most things I've had that included peanut butter would have been better off without it, honestly. As I said, I've had one good peanut butterXchocolate desert at one point, made by a friend who's a professional cook and wanted to show off something weird and hard to make. Was good though.
I then utterly failed to replicate it without making it disgusting, as did my other friends who'd taken the recipe.
...
I'm not bitter, no sir!

EDIT: Also, @Crake delivered an Omake! Time for me to do so too! [finishing touches intensify]
 
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So that confirms if anything that people were quite ready for an ending of Targaryen rule, despite the fact that, much like the Tullys ruling over the Riverlands, the only thing keeping the Kingdoms united was the inertia behind Targaryen rule.

The problem here is the following idea, drawn from overweaning pride and ambition, that "the Targaryens are paper dragons, so now my Dynasty gets to replace them!" despite generations of inter-regional hatred all but assuring the only ruler that any of the individual Kingdoms would ever unilaterally accept was another Targaryen.

If nothing else, putting Rhaegar on the throne and pressuring him from the support offered and "quietly retiring Aerys" would have assured another few decades of peace at the very least.

Putting Baby Aegon on the Throne would have assured the alliance behind the move that they would essentially rule the SK in all but name as in the early days of Aegon III Targaryen, before y'know, they got told to fuck off for some reason??

How did Aegon III pull that off again?

Current theory in AH is that the STAB alliance was actually a powerblock in the making to curb Royal Power, an intrigue long in the works since before even Harrenhall. The fosterings, the betrothals, the players. Everything points to Rickard Stark and Jon Arryn setting the stage for a powerblock that could have, in time and with a less crazy King, dictated policy to the Iron Throne. Westeros could have well ended with a Chamber of Lords in a different timeline, perhaps if Rhaegar had managed to depose Aerys with STAB backing during Harrenhall.
 
Seriously though, peanut butter and chocolate? Really? Is that actually any good?
Most things I've had that included peanut butter would have been better off without it, honestly. As I said, I've had one good peanut butterXchocolate desert at one point, made by a friend who's a professional cook and wanted to show off something weird and hard to make. Was good though.
I then utterly failed to replicate it without making it disgusting, as did my other friends who'd taken the recipe.
...
I'm not bitter, no sir!

EDIT: Also, @Crake delivered an Omake! Time for me to do so too! [finishing touches intensify]
I love reeses peanut butter cups. And they are literally chocolate covered peanut butter.

They are my third favorite dessert behind chocolate covered pretzels and really good plain chocolate.
 
I love reeses peanut butter cups. And they are literally chocolate covered peanut butter.

They are my third favorite dessert behind chocolate covered pretzels and really good plain chocolate.

To be fair to Talon, he's absolutely not wrong about Peanut Butter just being good for poisoning your internal organs.

Reese's are cancerous. Literally carcinogenic.

I guess everything is these days, but that aside, it's unhealthy, and he was snobbishly talking about how Americans consume the most awful stuff.

I still like 'em alright, but then my body is a Temple... to Trash Fires!
 
To be fair to Talon, he's absolutely not wrong about Peanut Butter just being good for poisoning your internal organs.

Reese's are cancerous. Literally carcinogenic.

I guess everything is these days, but that aside, it's unhealthy, and he was snobbishly talking about how Americans consume the most awful stuff.

I still like 'em alright, but then my body is a Temple... to Trash Fires!
Talon asked if they were good. Not if they were healthy.
 
That's...

...actually, I'm a philistine, I don't know if the French are known for eating healthy or not.

I know the UK isn't known for healthy eating.
 
On an entirely different note, I've had an idea bouncing around in my head for the last few days. Our festival isn't only two people going into an arena and beating the stuffing out of each other after all, but we also wanted to include theater, music and proto-opera performances.

So here is my suggestions:
We give a play in the harbor on two ships, acting out a Braavosi play with generous helpings of magic. We erect a few wooden stands in the harbor for the live audience and, of course, transmit everything by mirror to the rest of the realm.

The play itself is about a dashing Braavosi smuggler and his distinctly Ghiscari business partner, who is a pirate most of the time and known to raid for slaves now and then.
The two of them have been doing a bit of business for a while, but when they meet this time, the Ghiscari has an odd addition to his crew. His wife was murdered recently by a rival and to protect her, he has now taken his beautiful daughter on his ship for safekeeping.

Obviously our Braavosi and the Ghiscari Princess fall in love and start a tryst that they keep secret from the Ghiscari Captain.
Then the Captain offers the Braavosi a great opportunity. Smuggle some slaves for him. The Braavosi agrees, planning to hoodwink his partner and use the money to run away with his daughter.

Obviously, the Braavosi's crew is pissed at the idea, but he manages to sweet talk them into it, asking them again and again what's so bad about transporting them, and what could even go wrong, telling them to think about the money.
He tells the Ghiscari Princess about this and she, who isn't a fan of slavery either, is disappointed in him and breaks up with him.

In her sorrow, her father notices that something is wrong and in a moment of weakness, she tells the Captain that the Braavosi tried to steal from him.
Now it's the Captains turn to be livid and he attacks the Braavosi's ship, planning to enslave the treacherous bastard and selling him as an eunuch for touching his daughter.
A big naval battle starts, in the middle of it, the Braavosi and the Captain fight on planks between the ships.

But just as the Captain overpowers the Braavosi, his daughter has a change of heart and jumps in between, taking the strike meant for her beloved. She is wounded and will soon bleed out.
The Captain is shocked by this and the Braavosi manages to kill him.

The play ends with everyone except the Braavosi and the Princess dead, both ships on fire and slowly beginning to drift away from the docks.
They sing the last aria together, the Princess voice slowly failing until she goes silent, the Braavosi singing the last sorrowful lines alone as the burning ships sink beneath the waves.

All of this acted out with two genuine ships in our harbor, magic supplying the necessary voice amplification, fire and making the ships safely sink.


Meanwhile, Viserys and Lya watch the play from a bog standard balcony on a nearby SSE or ACSEC owned building. They have a little picnic while under the effect of a Invisibility Sphere, so that they can enjoy the play in peace without the weight of the world on their shoulders.

It will be just like their first shared Unmasking in Braavos or the the dance on the roof in Volantis.

And if anyone has any better suggestions to when and how to propose to Lya, I'm all ears, because otherwise, this is perfect.

@DragonParadox, can we do this?
 
On an entirely different note, I've had an idea bouncing around in my head for the last few days. Our festival isn't only two people going into an arena and beating the stuffing out of each other after all, but we also wanted to include theater, music and proto-opera performances.

So here is my suggestions:
We give a play in the harbor on two ships, acting out a Braavosi play with generous helpings of magic. We erect a few wooden stands in the harbor for the live audience and, of course, transmit everything by mirror to the rest of the realm.

The play itself is about a dashing Braavosi smuggler and his distinctly Ghiscari business partner, who is a pirate most of the time and known to raid for slaves now and then.
The two of them have been doing a bit of business for a while, but when they meet this time, the Ghiscari has an odd addition to his crew. His wife was murdered recently by a rival and to protect her, he has now taken his beautiful daughter on his ship for safekeeping.

Obviously our Braavosi and the Ghiscari Princess fall in love and start a tryst that they keep secret from the Ghiscari Captain.
Then the Captain offers the Braavosi a great opportunity. Smuggle some slaves for him. The Braavosi agrees, planning to hoodwink his partner and use the money to run away with his daughter.

Obviously, the Braavosi's crew is pissed at the idea, but he manages to sweet talk them into it, asking them again and again what's so bad about transporting them, and what could even go wrong, telling them to think about the money.
He tells the Ghiscari Princess about this and she, who isn't a fan of slavery either, is disappointed in him and breaks up with him.

In her sorrow, her father notices that something is wrong and in a moment of weakness, she tells the Captain that the Braavosi tried to steal from him.
Now it's the Captains turn to be livid and he attacks the Braavosi's ship, planning to enslave the treacherous bastard and selling him as an eunuch for touching his daughter.
A big naval battle starts, in the middle of it, the Braavosi and the Captain fight on planks between the ships.

But just as the Captain overpowers the Braavosi, his daughter has a change of heart and jumps in between, taking the strike meant for her beloved. She is wounded and will soon bleed out.
The Captain is shocked by this and the Braavosi manages to kill him.

The play ends with everyone except the Braavosi and the Princess dead, both ships on fire and slowly beginning to drift away from the docks.
They sing the last aria together, the Princess voice slowly failing until she goes silent, the Braavosi singing the last sorrowful lines alone as the burning ships sink beneath the waves.

All of this acted out with two genuine ships in our harbor, magic supplying the necessary voice amplification, fire and making the ships safely sink.


Meanwhile, Viserys and Lya watch the play from a bog standard balcony on a nearby SSE or ACSEC owned building. They have a little picnic while under the effect of a Invisibility Sphere, so that they can enjoy the play in peace without the weight of the world on their shoulders.

It will be just like their first shared Unmasking in Braavos or the the dance on the roof in Volantis.

And if anyone has any better suggestions to when and how to propose to Lya, I'm all ears, because otherwise, this is perfect.

@DragonParadox, can we do this?

FUND IT.
 
The Festival plan specifically calls for other forms of MirrorVision entertainment, including lots of Xor time.
 
That's...

...actually, I'm a philistine, I don't know if the French are known for eating healthy or not.

I know the UK isn't known for healthy eating.
The French definitely eat better than the Us and the UK, by a lot. We had a spike around 24% obesity in the 2000s/2010s where we did worse than Germany (by some metrics - Germany has weird counting issues apparently? Not too sure about the details.) and the Netherlands, but quite a bit better than the UK and US.
Latest French statistics indicate that 17% of adults are obese these days, against 32%+ in the US and 25% in more reasonable countries like Germany. The government is stupidly proud of having driven down the spike and stabilized obesity (they took the credit for laws that predate them but took a while to come into effect), especially childhood obesity which looked worrying for a while there.

On an entirely different note, I've had an idea bouncing around in my head for the last few days. Our festival isn't only two people going into an arena and beating the stuffing out of each other after all, but we also wanted to include theater, music and proto-opera performances.

So here is my suggestions:
We give a play in the harbor on two ships, acting out a Braavosi play with generous helpings of magic. We erect a few wooden stands in the harbor for the live audience and, of course, transmit everything by mirror to the rest of the realm.

The play itself is about a dashing Braavosi smuggler and his distinctly Ghiscari business partner, who is a pirate most of the time and known to raid for slaves now and then.
The two of them have been doing a bit of business for a while, but when they meet this time, the Ghiscari has an odd addition to his crew. His wife was murdered recently by a rival and to protect her, he has now taken his beautiful daughter on his ship for safekeeping.

Obviously our Braavosi and the Ghiscari Princess fall in love and start a tryst that they keep secret from the Ghiscari Captain.
Then the Captain offers the Braavosi a great opportunity. Smuggle some slaves for him. The Braavosi agrees, planning to hoodwink his partner and use the money to run away with his daughter.

Obviously, the Braavosi's crew is pissed at the idea, but he manages to sweet talk them into it, asking them again and again what's so bad about transporting them, and what could even go wrong, telling them to think about the money.
He tells the Ghiscari Princess about this and she, who isn't a fan of slavery either, is disappointed in him and breaks up with him.

In her sorrow, her father notices that something is wrong and in a moment of weakness, she tells the Captain that the Braavosi tried to steal from him.
Now it's the Captains turn to be livid and he attacks the Braavosi's ship, planning to enslave the treacherous bastard and selling him as an eunuch for touching his daughter.
A big naval battle starts, in the middle of it, the Braavosi and the Captain fight on planks between the ships.

But just as the Captain overpowers the Braavosi, his daughter has a change of heart and jumps in between, taking the strike meant for her beloved. She is wounded and will soon bleed out.
The Captain is shocked by this and the Braavosi manages to kill him.

The play ends with everyone except the Braavosi and the Princess dead, both ships on fire and slowly beginning to drift away from the docks.
They sing the last aria together, the Princess voice slowly failing until she goes silent, the Braavosi singing the last sorrowful lines alone as the burning ships sink beneath the waves.

All of this acted out with two genuine ships in our harbor, magic supplying the necessary voice amplification, fire and making the ships safely sink.


Meanwhile, Viserys and Lya watch the play from a bog standard balcony on a nearby SSE or ACSEC owned building. They have a little picnic while under the effect of a Invisibility Sphere, so that they can enjoy the play in peace without the weight of the world on their shoulders.

It will be just like their first shared Unmasking in Braavos or the the dance on the roof in Volantis.

And if anyone has any better suggestions to when and how to propose to Lya, I'm all ears, because otherwise, this is perfect.

@DragonParadox, can we do this?
I love this, but:
  • What happens to the slaves at the end? Nothing? Or do they go down with the ship they'd already been put into?
  • No obvious happy ending brought on by magic or freeing slaves? For shame! This play is a little depressing for a festival! /jk
  • The Sealord should be okay with this, right? He did ask us to hold back on the propaganda involving him for a while there. Or do you think he's close enough to war for it not to matter now? I thought there might be a month or two left before war was due to break out explicitly.
 
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