Would you believe that omake started as a summary of the play about Waymar, ala City of Demons?

So, I thought, what if Waymar has fans, and lets make him a Dothraki for reasons.
Then we found this poem with the words Deep, stars, and something changed. So with a little tweak to make it based on my own interpretation:

We have this lone rider, who stares in wonder at the greatest Khalassar he has ever seen (SD in comparison to the night sky), and so he started expressing himself instead of being silent (The silent horses neighing)

It's not about homosexuality, it's Django's euphemism for freedom at expressing himself more (poetry) while still being a Dothraki. Freedom that he didn't find while under Rhango's Khalassar I mean....

Or I just borrowed the first "mongolian," "poem," "horse," and "plains" that l found in google. :V
Ahh. Your comment on omake being the first LGBT piece in the setting and then saying that the poem is a euphemism is what threw me off.

I knew it was a poem of the freedom of being a rider out on the plains. We have many poems on the subject from Alberta to Texas, and all the way down to Argentina's Vaqueros
 
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I imagine most wouldn't care. Problem is finding people who actually care about peasant lives and a high enough level in the hierarchy of nobles.. Ned would probably be extremely angry, Stannis would be furious I imagine, but the Lannnisters wouldn't care, and I'm not sure how Robert would
That they would care is the point. We can use this to drive a wedge between everyone remotely respectable and Robert.

Also, just to check, @DragonParadox would the average westeros Noble person find the the mass organized slaughter of children unpalatable? Even though they are low born.

I know that but if some dumbass wants to spread such blatant lies then I want to turn him into a meme.
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People, we hired bards long ago. The extraplanar ones are mostly for lyres, but they aren't the first we got!

You really need to check your auto correct. At this point I'm not sure if that's an auto correct or on purpose.
I am 100% certain they are a troll.
Edit: In this case, I think they are asking if Dan Easter will become a thread meme somehow.
 
Mind you that we can use the Inquisition for propaganda efforts too.

We are truly an equal opportunity overlord, inventing both the police state and the political riot.
 
People, we hired bards long ago. The extraplanar ones are mostly for lyres, but they aren't the first we got!


I am 100% certain they are a troll.
Edit: In this case, I think they are asking if Dan Easter will become a thread meme somehow.

Huh I honestly can't remember when we first got bards. Good to know we have some PR agents out there.

In regards to the thread meme, I sincerely hope not.
 
Had a question for ya, I'm going to assume it got swept up so.

Would the average westeros Noble find Varys slaughter of children (like Crake described) unpalatable?

There seems to be a consensus that if that became public knowledge only a handful of people (ned &stannis) would be upset.
 
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Had a question for ya, I'm going to assume it got swept up so.

Would the average westeros Noble find Varys slaughter of children (like Crake described) unpalatable?

There seems to be a consensus that if that became public knowledge only a handful of people (ned &stannis) would be upset.
I can't claim my opinion is a consensus of the thread. Nor do I think only Ned and Stannis would be upset. I just think that very few lords would actually be upset enough to go against the Master of Whispers on that alone. Especially if he spins it in someway that by doing so he helped protect Cersei and her children.
 
I can't claim my opinion is a consensus of the thread. Nor do I think only Ned and Stannis would be upset. I just think that very few lords would actually be upset to go against the Master of Whispers on that alone. Especially if he spins it in someway that by doing so he helped protect Cersei and her children.
I figured we would have him confess to this all at once?

Fiend binding, evil God's, mass murder of children...

Somewhere nice and public too, maybe while stannis is visiting Ned? Oooooh. That could be fun.

Edit: @Dracikral it's not just you really, you just stated a sentiment that (going by the threads history) is likely quite popular.

The thread has never, ever failed to discount or ignore opposition's humanity.
 
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Part MMDLXXXV: On a Traitor's Trail
On a Traitor's Trail

Thirteenth Day of the Eighth Month 293 AC

Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his current state, Balerion proves to be uncannily well-informed about the hidden nooks and passages of the keep and the others who make use of them. "You should stop calling them 'little birds', the cat recognizes the words and it confuses him something fierce," Vee explains after the latest series of yowls and mews. "They're way too big fer him to eat. He thinks of 'em as 'rock throwers' since that's how they chase him off sometimes." She lapses into communing with the cat again, as much with her posture and hands as with sounds. "He says some of 'em live above the kitchen, the lucky ones..."

"How does the cat know they are lucky?"
Dany asks, startled.

"Because they make 'happy-mouth-noises' and it's warm up there. Why wouldn't they be happy?" Vee shrugs, obviously in agreement with the old tomcat's priorities.

The cat proves less cooperative in being placed in a bottle by sorcery, only agreeing to it once Vee had demonstrated that it is safe before his eyes. Under other circumstances you might have resented the extra wish spent, but quite apart from making Rhaenys happy once you get him to her, Balerion has proven to be your best lead yet to finding Varys.

Moving quickly through the Holdfast, you see the guards and courtiers searching for Myrcella, at once relieved and disappointed at not seeing anyone of note among them, until you are finally out in the courtyard and back to the Kitchen Keep. Though a cat's-eye-view makes for somewhat confusing directions, Dany is able to find the crawl space at the back of a pantry, one Dany can navigate with ease and just wide enough for Vee to slip through but certainly not you.

As a thin ripple of mist you follow them through, wary of traps, wards, or hidden spies, and good that it is so, for you find the first two in plenty but oddly not the third, from a simple alarm ward masking a much more complex and better hidden ward to tightly packed steel springs sharp as a dagger's edge that would have sprung on Vee and Dany, but for the fact that Vee had conjured a badger for the task of scouting ahead.

At the narrow tunnel's end, wedged between the kitchen and the lordly quarters above, you find at last those whom you seek, three children in ragged clothes upon equally ragged blankets. Two try to flee and to your horror the third tries to kill himself, though you are able to cast them all into enchanted slumber before the knife is even half drawn.

Picking through the children's' minds you find that while they do not know where the traitorous master of whisperers is now they do know where he will be in about three hours, waiting in his chambers for a report.

What do you do next?

[] Go to Varys's room to set up an ambush
-[] Write in plan

[] Try to find another of the foes you wish to deal with tonight
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: The encounter dice fell on 'no significant encounter', which is probably for the best as late as it's getting for me. I'm not sure I could have done a more interesting result justice.
 
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People, we hired bards long ago. The extraplanar ones are mostly for lyres, but they aren't the first we got!


I am 100% certain they are a troll.
Edit: In this case, I think they are asking if Dan Easter will become a thread meme somehow.
Can you seriously just stop calling me a troll type in westeros it autocorrects as Easter. I am sorry I previously pissed you off can you get over it or just stop mentioning me unless I'm being an unrepentant asshole telling people they should be banned or die.

I seriously don't get how my behavior can be related to a trolls I'm not insulting anyone with any insults. So please just stop and let me enjoy this quest.
 
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I imagine most wouldn't care. Problem is finding people who actually care about peasant lives and a high enough level in the hierarchy of nobles.. Ned would probably be extremely angry, Stannis would be furious I imagine, but the Lannnisters wouldn't care, and I'm not sure how Robert would feel.

@LonelyWolf999 or @Crake would also know much more than I do on the individual reactions of Lords and Nobles to this sort abuse.

You are mistaken in some respects, correct in others. Most people on the extreme end of low-empathy range from "they are just servants, who live to die at my pleasure" to "they're just peasants, they die every year. Just don't rile them up much and make sure they got grain and it's no big deal otherwise if some peasant/foreign kids die".

But in Westeros the parts that don't get as heavy coverage in the books is the romanticism that hangs heavy over a lot of nobles, the "noble ideal" tied to chivalry and justice which stems from piety. It would horrify a lot of Lords. Not all, but some would definitely view how bankrupt the King's council is and start turning their heads for someone who isn't a complete monster to serve who could simultaneously guarantee the lives and livelihoods of their family and children.

That's the intersection of nobility where realpolitik regularly meets, you can find decent people and you can find monsters, but both will halt in their tracks until they can find a way to guarantee the safety of those they actually care about. The evil people in Westeros prosper because all the good ones are forced to weigh survival over ideals, and ideals come to the fore only in that one moment when someone tries to force you to be the opposite.
 
@DragonParadox, how do we accomplish our other objectives without risking being seen by the other Little Birds and having them run off to warn Varys? The way I'm seeing it our best move is to sit tight until Varys is captured or dead, then finish off with our other goals.
 
I want to turn him into a book. His story would be most interesting and all his secrets would be ours to seek at our pleasure.
 
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