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Great we can deal with the drunken god of Satyrs himself. That is lovely.
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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Snowfire
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Deliver the kitty or the Keep gets it.
ryuan
From Zero to Hero!
Is it the eastern cousin to King's Landing?
Yes, just beyond the Great Typo Sea.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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I will fucking fight for this next turn. Rah.
Snowfire
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You know, I just realised something quite hilarious. If we didn't have Mind Blank, and someone was to scry our intentions in King's Landing, one of the items on the list would be "Break into the Red Keep to steal a cat."
I feel this says something about how moderately insane our priorities have become.
I feel this says something about how moderately insane our priorities have become.
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
To be fair the Lys Blitzkrieg did almost happen.I love how people thinks that Viserys would accidentally a city without prompt
If it wasn't for some fast thinking of some of the more tactical thinking of our fellows who knows what we would have decided to do.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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Context is important!
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Indeed. Back in the day, the top item would have been to steal the whole keep.
Being a ruler has clearly taught us restraint and responsibility.
Can you imagine Lannas reaction though? Actually whose response would be the best, the Lannisters, the fey, the devils or the deep ones?
that is kind of how we built him, to conquer with a smile and a few kind words (that may actually be spells).I love how people thinks that Viserys would accidentally a city without prompt
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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Nah. We've clearly just learnt the proper value of cats
Entirely. Something on the far side of this:
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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"What secret power must this cat possess?"
"Perhaps it is a transformed Dragon?"
"Could it hold the key to defeating the Targaryen menace?"
"Is it the source of the overwhelming aura of Evil permeating the Red Keep?"
Inquiring Sha'ir want to know.
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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I'm personally imagining Tywin taking it completely seriously, and telling her to go to King's Landing and secure the cat before we can get it.Nah. We've clearly just learnt the proper value of cats
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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This is in fact the reason for her reaction, yes.
Lanna wants to actually fight us as much as she wants to take a dive into the Plane of Negative Energy without Planar Adaption or Life Bubble.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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Hopefully she wore her brown Wizard robes.Then she discovers the name of the cat
Which is quite wise of her. But when a 6 sided free-for-all emerges in King's Landing over a cat, she's not getting a choice.
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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Hopefully she wore her brown Wizard robes.
Balerion is actually a dragoncat! Wake up sheeple!
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The cat is worth more than the city itself so... if a 6 sided mage battle ending in mass collateral damage is what it takes then it is a bargain sale.
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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She can Plane Shift, last I checked. There is in fact a point at which she goes "Fuck this, I'm taking my family to the Quasi-Elemental Plane of Happy Endings and/or Beach Parties." And there is nobody really capable of stopping her.
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Oh. It's obvious in retrospect.
If he was sent away from the Maesters, Marwyn has shacked up with the Lannisters and is their Lya equivalent.
He'd probably be more than willing to switch sides once things get to it, but in the mean time he's helping them get their shit sorted and organized.
I imagine once these things no longer become a challenge (see: our skill bonuses) you gain at most negligible XP. XP is gained from surpassing challenges after all.
I love how people thinks that Viserys would accidentally a city without prompt
I mean, he can. Assuming no internal or external magical influences, Viserys could easily conquer a mundane city through force alone, and could also intrigue his way to power without contest. Casters are usually Tier 3 at minimum and Tier 2 and higher as a rule of thumb for a reason, not even getting into high level skill ranks.
Snowfire
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There is a reason that Bard is one of the preferred choices of classes to take if you could take a few levels of a D&D class in RL. And it's not even because of the spellcasting.
Balerion is actually a dragoncat! Wake up sheeple!
Being serious a moment, we should totally work out a way to give Balerion a draconic template so that he can be Rhaenys' familiar when she starts learning magic.
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Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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Controlled Reincarnation as a Pseudodragon? He could be Varys' consort!
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