A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

[Snowfire]

Controlled Reincarnation as a Pseudodragon? He could be Varys' consort!

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I mean, on the one side, I guess? On the other, I think he'd prefer being a draconic cat. Cat to Psuedodragon is a downgrade from the perspective of a feline. Also I think Rhaenys would like her cat back. Not a dragon (for now).

 

[Goldfish]

I mean, on the one side, I guess? On the other, I think he'd prefer being a draconic cat. Cat to Psuedodragon is a downgrade from the perspective of a feline. Also I think Rhaenys would like her cat back. Not a dragon (for now).

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He's just ignorant of the glory that is the Pseudodragon. Varys will convert him.

VarysXBalerion OTP!

 

[ryuan]

She can Plane Shift, last I checked. There is in fact a point at which she goes "Fuck this, I'm taking my family to the Quasi-Elemental Plane of Happy Endings and/or Beach Parties." And there is nobody really capable of stopping her.

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And then she meets with Viserys because we made that plane.

 

[Snowfire]

He's just ignorant of the glory that is the Pseudodragon. Varys will convert him.

VarysXBalerion OTP!

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You clearly have never had cats

 

[Crake]

And then she meets with Viserys because we made that plane.

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If she cleans up during the weekends, they can stay.

But no Spring Break... even when we get rid of the Others.

 

[egoo]

Varys (the familiar) already has a mate, if I'm not wrong on DP's hints :/

(Cats are evil, make him a puppy instead!
A draconic half-feline blink puppy!
Fleshforging, fuck yeah!)

 

[Crake]

Varys (the familiar) already has a mate, if I'm not wrong on DP's hints :/

(Cats are evil, make him a puppy instead!
A draconic half-feline blink puppy!
Fleshforging, fuck yeah!)

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Who?

 

[egoo]

Who?

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We have no idea, if what I'm getting is right.

Duesal asked whether she found a mate yet, and DP 'hinted' at her being in a state that suggests "yes".

 

[Crake]

We have no idea, if what I'm getting is right.

Duesal asked whether she found a mate yet, and DP 'hinted' at her being in a state that suggests "yes".

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*blink*

But... huh? Wouldn't Viserys be aware of this?

 

[mrsean22]

Surprise visit from the Dragon King for Sam and Randyll Tarly? Meet the guy that can turn into a dragon and take the Three Daughters would be interesting.

 

[Walliseatscheese]

*blink*

But... huh? Wouldn't Viserys be aware of this?

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They're only half in the mind of each other. Or presumably they subconsciously synch up their sexy times.

 

[Snowfire]

(Cats are evil, make him a puppy instead!
A draconic half-feline blink puppy!
Fleshforging, fuck yeah!)

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Excuse me a moment, I need to work out how to redirect all the effort you want to focus on Tiamat into creating dragoncats instead. Clearly it's a better priority.

 

[One Autumn Leaf]

Who?

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Well at one point Yss "blessed her eggs". So that was a thing.

 

[Azel]

Alright, if you guys make dragon-cat-hybrids, I'm having at least 5 world ending bio-weapons free before any of you can complain.

 

[Snowfire]

Alright, if you guys make dragon-cat-hybrids, I'm having at least 5 world ending bio-weapons free before any of you can complain.

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Just make sure you can secure them, alright?

Wait...cloak. Gotcha.

 

[egoo]

Alright, if you guys make dragon-cat-hybrids, I'm having at least 5 world ending bio-weapons free before any of you can complain.

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to be fair, dragon-cat is a tautology already.
Dragon is but a cat given wings and firebreath, after all
(and maaaaaybe a bit of a magpie mixed in. A little)

 

[Snowfire]

to be fair, dragon-cat is a tautology already.
Dragon is but a cat given wings and firebreath, after all

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I see that a repeat of the Tunguska event is needed in your neck of the woods.

 

[Goldfish]

You clearly have never had cats

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I've had enough of them over the years to know that this talk of creating cat-dragon hybrids is sheer folly. When your world is already full of super predators, you don't create another one with the power of a Dragon and the sheer murderous sociopathic tendencies of a cat.

 

[Snowfire]

I've had enough of them over the years to know that this talk of creating cat-dragon hybrids is sheer folly. When your world is already full of super predators, you don't create another one with the power of a Dragon and the sheer murderous sociopathic tendencies of a cat.

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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear



Isn't it just adorable!

 

[Goldfish]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear



Isn't it just adorable!

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Adorable nightmare fuel.

 

[egoo]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear



Isn't it just adorable!

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Rawr.

 

[Snowfire]

Adorable nightmare fuel.

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We should make at least fifty!

Rawr.

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Please.



The true face of the force that will retake Westeros for us

 

[egoo]

Huh.
So there are, in fact, relevant images that pop up under search of "feline-canine-dragon".

This is the best puppo evah.
Fite meh.

 

[Snowfire]

Huh.
So there are, in fact, relevant images that pop up under search of "feline-canine-dragon".

This is the best puppo evah.
Fite meh.

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1v1 at the sun. No cynos.

 

[egoo]

1v1 at the sun. No cynos.

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my vorpal butterknife is always ready, good boy sir!