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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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I changed my mind about offering to take Rhaenys outright.
Crake said:
I'm taking this one.

[X] Plan "Family Sticks Together"
-[X] You haven't spent much time around your good sister Elia, which is a damn shame. Make time now to invite her and your niece to Sorcerer's Deep, where even if not unhidden by glamour they can freely wander around without fear of discovery.
-[X] Try to learn more about both. Elia might one day want to step into the light as more than a sheltered Princess of Dorne, and your hall will always be open to her in whatever manner those ambitions might take, for the sake of family if nothing else.
-[X] Elia has never ridden upon dragonback. While you're not sure if it's the best idea to extend the offer to take Rhaenys up in the air (though you're perfectly willing, as you can take two passengers) surely she'd get some fun out of it?
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Modified it, since we rarely have free time and I would actually prefer we focus on Elia next update. Rhaenys is great, but she's a little too shy to get much spotlight. Maybe it'll change with some TLC.
 
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Goldfish said:
Is that not horrific enough? I guess we could grow them to have heard that look like Angela Merkel instead?
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Politicians are ugly, news at 11.
Trump, May, Bolsonaro, Macron, Putin, Winny the Poo... You don't get to that level of power through seduction!
And considering how long it takes to get power, by the time you get it you're probably in your 50s, stressed and overworked, and at best looking like the plastic mannequin you have become.

Except Viserys. Viserys will always be sexy. Lya really did win big when she pestered that Faceless Man!
 
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Azel said:
Actually, Macron looks pretty good and Putin isn't exactly ugly either.

We need to splice in some Illithid:
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Did you manage to find some sleipnir genes while you were at it?

Edit: That abomination is so terrifying I image we could actually get some Lannister lords in Westeros to surrender without fighting by fielding these in our army.
 
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[X] Crake

I personally love the idea of asking Elia if she wants ride us. This is why I wanted to get some boarding commissioned for Viserys! He doesn't exactly need the armor, but it makes it a lot easier to hang on.
 
Alright, I didn't find a good picture for a Darkenbeast, but I found something so much better.


@DragonParadox, this is a thing, right? Somewhere in the green hell of Sothoryos, there are whole tribes of these guys. And they have been waiting since time immemorial for the arrival of Lord of Turtles.
 
Azel said:
Actually, Macron looks pretty good and Putin isn't exactly ugly either.
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> Germans have standards
> "Deutsche Qualität"
> Calling Macron of Putin good-looking
> [Maniacal laughter]
Seriously though. They do well enough in staged photos and with makeup on, but really they're just decent. Not hideous, but certainly not anyone people would look at twice in the street either.
At least not on the streets of Paris ;)

Duesal said:
Speaking of abominations, we still need to hunt down our undead Coatl in the Plane of Fire and feed it some nice devils or Efreeti.
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Did DP say if it was still alive?
I expect it to be dead by now, honestly.
 
LonelyWolf999 said:
[X] Crake

I personally love the idea of asking Elia if she wants ride us. This is why I wanted to get some boarding commissioned for Viserys! He doesn't exactly need the armor, but it makes it a lot easier to hang on.
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Then you'd just want a saddle. Barding is specifically armor, which unfortunately just isn't very fitting gear for Viserys due to Arcane Spell Failure and the fact that his DR and NA is already quite high. In any case I wouldn't be worried about Elia hanging on.
Azel said:
Alright, I didn't find a good picture for a Darkenbeast, but I found something so much better.


@DragonParadox, this is a thing, right? Somewhere in the green hell of Sothoryos, there are whole tribes of these guys. And they have been waiting since time immemorial for the arrival of Lord of Turtles.
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Oh, we are absolutely hunting in Sothoryos for them.

By the way, what do you think about sending over a team of baby adventurers to conquer the Pterafolk for the Imperium?
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Politicians are ugly, news at 11.
Trump, May, Bolsonaro, Macron, Putin, Winny the Poo... You don't get to that level of power through seduction!
And considering how long it takes to get power, by the time you get it you're probably in your 50s, stressed and overworked, and at best looking like the plastic mannequin you have become.

Except Viserys. Viserys will always be sexy. Lya really did win big when she pestered that Faceless Man!
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The former mayor of the city I live in.... :o
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
> Germans have standards
> "Deutsche Qualität"
> Calling Macron of Putin good-looking
> [Maniacal laughter]
Seriously though. They do well enough in staged photos and with makeup on, but really they're just decent. Not hideous, but certainly not anyone people would look at twice in the street either.
At least not on the streets of Paris ;)
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Most models and actors looks like something the cat dragged in without their makeup and outside staged pictures too. Besides, I didn't exactly call them the epitome of handsome.

That's Josef Stalin.
 
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