If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

  • Yes.

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  • No.

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  • I have no money (me too tbh).

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Oh, It's A Tie.
[] Be mildly impressed at how well that worked. "...well done, everyone, that went almost perfectly." Flick a quick Diarama at Oni's shoulder. "That was quite a crushing defeat for them."
-[] Check the guy whose experience of the pun was overly-literal for a pulse -- if he's still alive, Diarama him too.
-[] Take out your phone, quickly document the scene -- faces, cloaks, weapons -- until Raido's with you, to maintain the whole 'chain of evidence' thing. It's not like those gunshots wouldn't bring him running out again anyway.
--[] "So, I probably shouldn't touch the weapons, right? Fingerprints and all that." Offer to keep them in your Gauntlet for now.

VS:

[] Reenter your apartment and inform the others that hostiles have arrived
-[] "Five definitely unconscious, one possibly dead, need to check."
--[] Go check whether the one that Yurlungur took down is still breathing

It do be like this sometimes.
 
Ah, simpleness...

My vote:
[X] Reenter your apartment and inform the others that hostiles have arrived
-[X] "Five definitely unconscious, one possibly dead, need to check."
--[X] Go check whether the one that Yurlungur took down is still breathing
 
[X] Reenter your apartment and inform the others that hostiles have arrived
-[X] "Five definitely unconscious, one possibly dead, need to check."
--[X] Go check whether the one that Yurlungur took down is still breathing
 
Understood, simple vote... AWAY!
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Feb 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM, finished with 2 posts and 2 votes.

  • [X] Reenter your apartment and inform the others that hostiles have arrived
    -[X] "Five definitely unconscious, one possibly dead, need to check."
    --[X] Go check whether the one that Yurlungur took down is still breathing
 
732: "You What?!"
[X] Nudge him with your foot.

You...

...

You nod to Yurlungur, and poke your head back into your apartment. "Hey, Round One is here, but I took care of it--"

You realize something just a second later. You essentially just rammed your head into Raido's stomach, as he was coming out to check what happened.

He stumbles for a moment before recovering.

You wince, "Sorry...!"

"...I'm fine." He groans, "I heard the gunfire again. They're here?"

"Just the first few!" You clarify, trying to calm your uncle down, "But I took care of it!"

"...How?" Shoji asks, getting out of his chair and walking towards the door.

"The usual way." You shrug.

Raido, registering your words after a moment, blinks slowly, "What is "the usual way"?"

"All of them are down. Five unconscious, one maybe dead." You say quickly.

"Wait, someone's dead?!" Kohaku yelps, racing behind Shoji.

"It's not my fault!" You defend yourself, "Yurlungur did it!"

"Alive."

"You were commanding Yurlungur!" Shoji shoots back, peering over the railing.

"Alive."

"I don't command them!" You dispute, chasing after him, "I just--?!"

"Alive." Yurlungur repeats for the third time.

You each stare at each other.

"...Oh. Cool." You give Yurlungur a thumbs up, "You didn't kill him?"

"No." Yurlungur confirms, "Positive."

Raido sighs, "Well, let this be a lesson to all of you. Instruct your demons properly."

"Wh-- What did I do?!" Shoji shouts, "It was Yumi's rainbow worm who almost killed him!"

"I'm not punishing you!" Raido shoots back, "I was just saying that an important bit of information could be gleaned from--!"

"Okay, it's no one's fault!" Kohaku interrupts, "No one was hurt!"

You point to the referenced "almost dead guy", "That guy probably--?"

"Not helping." Kohaku puts a finger to your lips.

[] ?????????????????????????????
 
[X] "In my defense, Uncle, I did tell my Demons to stick to non-lethal, but it was a bit hard to tell whether that last one was still alive from over here."
-[X] "Now, we should get these guys restrained and out of the way. Shoji, Kyoko, mind helping with that?
--[X] "And Uncle, do we need to document the scene first?"
 
[X] "In my defense, Uncle, I did tell my Demons to stick to non-lethal, but it was a bit hard to tell whether that last one was still alive from over here."
-[X] "Now, we should get these guys restrained and out of the way. Shoji, Kyoko, mind helping with that?
--[X] "And Uncle, do we need to document the scene first?"
 
By the way, why are people obsessed with gathering evidence?

Kind feels like people want to make Demons a public thing, which ig we kinda already did.
 
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Well, late again, but if anyone wants to take a suggestion, we could try and use ice spells to spike/barricade the road. If we have ice spells anyway, it's to late in the evening right now for me to look at our spell and demon list.


[X] Make sure none of the guys are on the ground. Just incase some idiot drive a truck over them.
 
Maybe they want to make sure that they have dirt on Oracle and her cult in case she gets away after we kick her ass? Can't play the "I'm an adult and you're just a stupid kid" card if you have a recording of her saying she's going to commit murder.
Committing murder really isn't that big of a milestone anymore.

Plus, when Oracle shows up, she can't really not show up at this point, unless she has plot armor she's not getting away at all. This either ends with her surrender, capture, or her split in half.

Victoria had plot armor in Kyubey, immortality shennanigans, and a literal goddess.
 
By the way, why are people obsessed with gathering evidence?
Look, I don't know about you, but the idea of dragging this bitch to court, and slowly and methodically showing everything she has done to dig her own grave amuses me greatly.

Well, late again, but if anyone wants to take a suggestion, we could try and use ice spells to spike/barricade the road. If we have ice spells anyway, it's to late in the evening right now for me to look at our spell and demon list.
Let be a bit careful with the ice. Someone else brought up that ice traps might get innocents hurt as well, but I still like the idea.
 
Look, I don't know about you, but the idea of dragging this bitch to court, and slowly and methodically showing everything she has done to dig her own grave amuses me greatly.
So... you want to take demon matters... to court? God, I don't even want to think about more fucking politics. Why is she even a big deal again? She's a seer, sure, but they're all fucking morons

Edit: Also, it just kinda feels repetitive? idk why, but it feels like every somewhat middling-important person we fight is so unapologetically evil and retarded that they all seem the same. Hell, Oracle made the absolute minimum effort to hide her own intentions.

I just wanna beat her up and move onto the thing we've been prepping for like 200+ threadmarks ago.
 
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So... you want to take demon matters... to court? God, I don't even want to think about more fucking politics. Why is she even a big deal again? She's a seer, sure, but they're all fucking morons
Your honor, it's for the bit.

That's my only reason for the court idea. I didn't even consider politics.

And serious answer here, their a big deal because their morons. Idiots like these folks with power that can't keep in their pants will always make things worse later on. As much as peace has been our go to, letting any scrap of these guys stick around will only lead to headache. We are one person, and cannot spend time chasing these people if some slip from out hands. We have to prepare for when the other cult shows up, and then the next event. If we present this as a terrorist organization and have our contacts with the police help create a warrant or whatever they have in japan, we can add an extra layer of prevention to nip anything from remnants down the line. Hell if it ends up a certain way, it may outright effect if outside magical girls will be interested in the city or not. That depends if 'terrorist' attacks make for good hunting grounds.

The last thing we want is these people doing something stupid in a desperate revenge or fear of yumi... like idk letting in the thing that has been trying to get in our world for instance? Maybe summon some evil order side demons and introducing more problems? It will be nothing good.

But it is simply one idea of many, and while on paper I think it could help, more opinions are welcome as always.
 
[X] "In my defense, Uncle, I did tell my Demons to stick to non-lethal, but it was a bit hard to tell whether that last one was still alive from over here."
-[X] "Now, we should get these guys restrained and out of the way. Shoji, Kyoko, mind helping with that?
--[X] "And Uncle, do we need to document the scene first?"

So... you want to take demon matters... to court? God, I don't even want to think about more fucking politics. Why is she even a big deal again? She's a seer, sure, but they're all fucking morons

No, I want the police chief to take cult matters to court, because Japan has learned to not fuck around with religious nutjobs so the cultists will stay in jail long enough for us to resolve the far more important little things, like the universe being held together with extremely acidic spit and rusty baling wire (and said wire falling apart as we speak). And because we can interrogate her if we can take her down non-lethally, maybe learn if there's somebody behind Father Hino pulling his strings even if he himself isn't Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain enough to run his mouth about it.

We've already seen how working as part of the system actually works in this story, it's not like we're up against the PRT here: lots of not-so-subtle benefits. Like someone else carting these fuckers off and making sure they don't come back, without the detriment of getting the cops and JSDF and our own badass uncle after us for just killing everyone who comes at us, or alienating the friends we've made, or having a bunch of stinking dead bodies and blood right outside our apartment.

Edit: Also, what ThaTrueRealmWalk said.
 
If we present this as a terrorist organization and have our contacts with the police help create a warrant or whatever they have in japan, we can add an extra layer of prevention to nip anything from remnants down the line. Hell if it ends up a certain way, it may outright effect if outside magical girls will be interested in the city or not. That depends if 'terrorist' attacks make for good hunting grounds.
So, your plan, for mind-controlling, dark magic-wielding, possibly with demon mastery cultists, is normal people with guns and Magical Girls. Which is a fatal weakness of Magical Girls. Hell, Magical Girls can't even deal with Witches all that well, much less a demon.
We have to prepare for when the other cult shows up
That's literally tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Unless it's immediate, there isn't enough time worth wasting it on an interrogation.
The last thing we want is these people doing something stupid in a desperate revenge or fear of yumi... like idk letting in the thing that has been trying to get in our world for instance? Maybe summon some evil order side demons and introducing more problems? It will be nothing good.
There are plenty of people who are egotistical, power-hungry, or straight up suicidal to want the power of a demon. Which results in it becoming our problem, because the government would have no control over that sort of thing without their own demon-users.

It also possibly blows open the whole MG thing if we go full disclosure, which god only knows how well that will go.

You're right about it being nothing good. I'm saying that getting government involvement is far worse because nukes are an option that they have which we don't have an answer for yet.
No, I want the police chief to take cult matters to court, because Japan has learned to not fuck around with religious nutjobs so the cultists will stay in jail long enough for us to resolve the far more important little things, like the universe being held together with extremely acidic spit and rusty baling wire (and said wire falling apart as we speak).
Without a heavy hitter of their own, I hold no faith in the police/military department in holding magic cultists without believing it would be simpler to just nuke the city where everything is going down for them.

The government has no reason to believe we have an answer because if we did, we would have already done it. Fact of the matter is that they can't do anything to help us, and them knowing just raises awareness of their possible impending demise, which while is fair, causes nothing but panic.
we can interrogate her if we can take her down non-lethally, maybe learn if there's somebody behind Father Hino pulling his strings even if he himself isn't Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain enough to run his mouth about it.
Obviously his 'strings' is whatever prophecy that was told that no one knows about, and whoever told said prophecy. He's only been yammering on about it for the entire fucking time.
Like someone else carting these fuckers off and making sure they don't come back
As great as that is, I don't think I have to explain that having magic cultists outside the city to possibly grow or break out isn't ideal, even if it's no longer our problem.

While most of them aren't magic, you really can't take that chance, or even with some with mind control that they can't clear. Sure we could deal with it later, but as soon as this gets out, all of it becomes our problem permanently. Meaning we'll likely end up as a government agent which isn't something I want to be doing.
without the detriment of getting the cops and JSDF and our own badass uncle after us for just killing everyone who comes at us
They're coming at us with lethal force, it's entirely justified. The fact that they want to cry over us defending against lethal force is their problem. Besides, we already focus mostly on non-lethal takedowns, and you seem to forget we can literally raise the recently deceased from the dead.

It seriously isn't a big deal anymore.
alienating the friends we've made
Most of whom are actual children by the way. In fact, the whole point of us having so little manpower is because they aren't supposed to be involved at all.

Now that they are involved, they're gonna have to deal, because it only gets worse from here on out. If that's enough to break them, they'll die, or worse, be used against us.

Besides, of our allies, Homura has to know she can't achieve her goal without our help, not to mention she's already done far worse.
having a bunch of stinking dead bodies and blood right outside our apartment.
Almighty or Fire attacks would easily wipe those out.

Ultimately, it results in Demon and Human relations being a public thing, and the general public dealing with emotion and man-eating monsters, or free slaves. Demons and Humans as races getting along just isn't something I can see happening.

As for the collapsing dimension thing, we haven't done anything to fix it. All we've done is react to what we can. The only thing that gains us is vague allusions to that power being useful with not a single detail of how it stops the collapse.
 
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So, your plan, for mind-controlling, dark magic-wielding, possibly with demon mastery cultists, is normal people with guns and Magical Girls. Which is a fatal weakness of Magical Girls. Hell, Magical Girls can't even deal with Witches all that well, much less a demon.
First off, I thought we have cleared that Oracle has at least the kindness to not brainwash people, and that it is only her who can really use magic. We take their guns, what are these wanna be gagsters gonna do? Go to jail most likely.
It also possibly blows open the whole MG thing if we go full disclosure, which god only knows how well that will go.

You're right about it being nothing good. I'm saying that getting government involvement is far worse because nukes are an option that they have which we don't have an answer for yet.
And that is why we paint them as terrorists. We say NOTHIN about the magic. We have the police in our corner. We have our over protective uncle in our corner. We can use that to put pressure on these groups just by spreading the word that they are terrorists. No need to tell more people about the supernatural.
Besides, of our allies, Homura has to know she can't achieve her goal without our help, not to mention she's already done far worse.
If we make Madoka sad, then Homura will hunt us down. Also she is very traumatized from said worse. Let's not add to that.

And while your fears about becoming a government dog and nuking are very questionable (1, because Yumi, and 2, we are in japan), you do bring up some good remarks as well. We simply have to keep in mind that we do not have to choose an extreme here. And the choices we can make are not straight and narrow.

We could ask if there is anyway to detect if someone is a caster for instance! Grandma would love to teach us more.

OH ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT!!! This war we are having is gonna get brought up. No one in the surrounding area is gonna ignore this shoot out, and definitely not what pedo father is gonna try. Controlling the narrative now is kinda important if we want to keep hush hush.

I'm sure we can find strong solutions to these issues. We make be pressed for time at the moment, but there is a LOT we can do if given just a break.

also voting:

[X] "In my defense, Uncle, I did tell my Demons to stick to non-lethal, but it was a bit hard to tell whether that last one was still alive from over here."
-[X] "Now, we should get these guys restrained and out of the way. Shoji, Kyoko, mind helping with that?
--[X] "And Uncle, do we need to document the scene first?"
 
I thought we have cleared that Oracle has at least the kindness to not brainwash people and that it is only her who can really use magic.
Did we? When? Also, people pointed out that due to the wording, there is a fraction of mooks who can use magic.
We say NOTHIN about the magic.
Oh. I was under the impression you wanted to paint them as magic terrorists. Seems like a rather important thing for them to stay where they are. Depending on their strength, they could prison break.
If we make Madoka sad, then Homura will hunt us down. Also she is very traumatized from said worse. Let's not add to that.
Can't exactly help it if they insist on fighting. It's SMT and PMMM. Also, if Homura decides to hunt us down, than she loses one of her biggest guns.

Also, why is Madoka there? She shouldn't be anywhere near the fighting, regardless of her potential.
And while your fears about becoming a government dog and nuking are very questionable (1, because Yumi, and 2, we are in japan)
One of our allies got nuked. Wasn't fun for him. I don't know the context, but it's a thing I know that happens now. The government dog thing is only if they know about magic, which your trying to spin the story as not that.
pedo father is gonna try.
Technically he's not a pedo. If he was, it would've been way easier for him. He's a priest after all.

He just wants his daughter to have a child for his religious pursuits, no matter how much she doesn't want to.
Controlling the narrative now is kinda important if we want to keep hush hush.
That's fair. Gonna be one helluva story though.
OH ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT!!! This war we are having is gonna get brought up.
Yeah we can't be fully forthcoming about that. It's kinda just a whole thing…?
 
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