And... It's technically right but lacks a lot of context. Aaargh... I do hope the High King eventually comes clean to us.
I hope so, too, but I doubt it. More likely, Mathilde will eventually investigate
what the High King could even be doing with all the energy. After all, a single, small Karag produced enough to maintain a stable and flexible bridge between Chaos and Mundus. The amount of energy sent to Karaz a Karak is many times that.
Note that even if Hedi wants to use us for something else we will at least have to do enough toddler minding to offer cover which to my mind at least is still too much toddler minding.
So we will be teaching him how to count apples and how to spell instead of potty train.
Hyperbole aside five years old may not be as boring as a literal toddler, but they are still not the sort of people you explain the complexities of politics or the mysteries of the universe to.
Aside from your posts being unnecessarily exaggerated and polemic, I agree that teaching a 5 year old (is he really that young still?) is not that interesting.
1) My ideal result would be doing a short project before this post. (research or skaven hunting)
2) I think the literal tutoring and body guarding will be the smallest part of what we are doing on this post. He won't need yet another bodyguard at home, so those jobs will be mostly during specific events or on diplomatic visits to interesting places. I assume much of the job will be about more generally being a special agent in the nominal service of Mandred, though probably also more generally in the name of the crown or (less officially) in the name of Heidi, Ranald and whatever Mathilde feels like.
3) I don't think this needs to be a full-time job, at least for the first few years. As such, we could probably at least assist another project in between, similar to how she went after Alzheimer or went on the expedition just now.
Heidi is the Empress; she can get her kid the best bodyguards and babysitters money and power can buy. If she's managed to survive in a Vampire court pretending to be one for at least a decade, then she should be able to account for any threats to Mandred short of an invasion
Which is part of why I don't think physically guarding or taking care of him will not be our main job. The other being that I don't think standing around and waiting for something to happen for weeks and months is either something which BoneyM would write or something which Mathilde would tolerate.
You seem to be reading a hell of a lot into it, the imperial Court has people for all of that.
It seems far more likely to get us wrapped up with Heidi's mess and I really don't want to have to deal with that, shes our friend but its arguable if she's a good person
I don't think these are necessarily what
will happen, but I'm saying that there is a lot of potential beyond just court politics, guarding and teaching. I consider this the special agent choice and think that everything Agent 007 might get involved in to be fair game.
I'm also very much suspicious of Heidi. I think she has the potential to be as much of an antagonist as she is an ally. Personally, I wouldn't mind involving ourselves in that mess.
There's no way @BoneyM gave us this option just to make us a babysitter for 10 years lol.
Agreed. Also, how old is Mandred? 5 or 10?
We are in effect his school principal not his teacher and this is quite an infantilizing comment.
Not even principal, I'd consider her to be the general dogsbody/odd-jobs many. Body guard, teacher, cool aunt, special agent, advisor of everything martial, political, dwarf, magical or occult…