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There's a few types of shrimp that can achieve sonoluminescence without negative effects on themselves. As long as Mathilde isn't hugging the sword to herself while she disappears it underwater it doesn't seem like it should be a problem, though I admit I haven't got the level of knowledge required to sit down and math out the amount of energy an instant vacuum is dumping into the water.
Short Answer: As long as Mat lets go before disappearing it, she's fine.

In general, it's a phase transition in a chaotic fluid. Which while technically a physical process, actually happens on the molecular level. The heat of cavitation is hot enough to melt just about anything, and I do mean, anything. It's something like 4.5 - 5k °C. The pressure at the event horizon is also silly and ridiculously loud. But... All the individual events are tiny. The implosion in a fluid isn't like an explosion from a solid. It's a chaotic collapse that produces randomly scattered tiny events. Like a group of fireflies.

In practice, with how heat, sound and shock-waves work, even something like 10cm is safe in terms of heat, and 50-100cm will do you in open water.

Quick Math:
Pressure works on surface area, and that's 4*Pi*r*r. With cavitation events usually smaller than 1mm, 10cm distance means a 125663 surface/power ratio. Which is something like 51 decibels. 100cm makes for 12566370 times less force, or about 71 decibels of difference.

For comparison 1-Ton TNT Bomb makes 210 dB and 140db is fine with hearing protection. This means that if you filled a 1mm ball with the sound of 1-Ton TNT at 100cm it would be no louder than a rock concert, and significantly weaker than a gunshot.

With the size of Mat's sword and this being a flowing river, 120-130 dB tops for the starting event. So Mat probably heard something between the volume of a shout and a vacuum cleaner.
 
Isn't the majority of Marienburg's ruling class basically skaven in every level but the physical anyway?
They don't have the excuse of having the Horned Rat be their god like the Skaven do, for whatever value that holds.

Also, I doubt they have soft fur that's nice to stroke.


So that's two ways that Marienburg Oligarchs are worse than Skaven.
 
You know though, I do have to wonder what those dwarves who were in the boat with her thought when Mathilde lured those piranha over just so she could purposefully let them bite her... and then the fish explodes... or at least that's probably what it looks like, since those things probably bite plenty hard enough to tear through themselves. And Mathilde just sits there and is like, "yeah, that works" before pulling out her sword and jumping in. Like, did she explain any of that?
 
CSI: Castle Drakenhof is, depending on who you ask, either valiant truth telling or traitorous propaganda. Unlike the others, the style is more like Columbo, with focus on how the murder was commited, since the solution is always pretty similar. It's actually by far the most realistic and detailed in the investigation methods, though also the least varied.
I must admit I don't quite get the joke.
[x] Plan: Prepare and catch the bastards 1.1 w/firing platforms
Isn't this the same as the "SQUEAK, Panoramia variant" one?
Presumably when the wizard-spies of the Empire whose very existence terrifies nobles say 'put this girl on the Council', Electors at least consider it.
It wasn't the wizard-spies though, it was a wizard-spy. When a Magister pushes you to accept his recently graduated student as one of your top ministers, no questions asked, you at least use your position as EC to ask the relevant Magister Patriarch what gives, no?
When Mathilde talked with Regimand about the Empress' Death it was said that the Lamians influenced the Elector's Meet.
That makes sense. But they'd have to have been using a specific voting member (or several) to do so, even if it was through multiple in between patsies.

I guess it's possible that Abelheim got the EC title together with a decree that obliged him to accept certain Councillors by decree of the Elector Meet as a whole, without specifying who wanted to place who there, and that the Lamians might have done as little as mind control the secretary or whatever.
But if he got told the prerequisites in person then he must have gotten something like "...and soandso wants you to accept one Mathilde Weber (Grey Journeywoman) as your Minister of Intelligence..."
So Mat probably heard something between the volume of a shout and a vacuum cleaner.
Word of QM is that she didn't hear anything like that though. Whatever the sword did, it didn't create a sword-sized vacuum. We would have long noticed if that were the case while training to rapidly summon and de-summon it.
 
anyone care to speculate what the impact of this kind of bomb would be on Riverine trade?
The mine itself may be more expensive than a river boat filled with anything but the most expensive cargo. Even regular dwarf powder is pricey. Illegal Skaven warpstone powder would be at least an order of magnitude more expensive. And a touch trigger would also cost a fair chunk. Munitions are expensive, especially if you don't have mechanized production.
 
You know though, I do have to wonder what those dwarves who were in the boat with her thought when Mathilde lured those piranha over just so she could purposefully let them bite her... and then the fish explodes... or at least that's probably what it looks like, since those things probably bite plenty hard enough to tear through themselves. And Mathilde just sits there and is like, "yeah, that works" before pulling out her sword and jumping in. Like, did she explain any of that?
I assume that at least one of them has been Hammering for Mathilde before, and just shrugged and said "eh, zhuf logic" :V
 
You know though, I do have to wonder what those dwarves who were in the boat with her thought when Mathilde lured those piranha over just so she could purposefully let them bite her... and then the fish explodes... or at least that's probably what it looks like, since those things probably bite plenty hard enough to tear through themselves. And Mathilde just sits there and is like, "yeah, that works" before pulling out her sword and jumping in. Like, did she explain any of that?
Most secretive Dwarf Guilds use their methods in secret, worried that someone might copy them. Even Runesmiths only ever activate complicated completed work in front of others. Apparently Zhufokri have no such problem. They can do their crazy craft step by step right in front of you and you will still be completely unable to steal any knowledge from it.
 
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You know though, I do have to wonder what those dwarves who were in the boat with her thought when Mathilde lured those piranha over just so she could purposefully let them bite her... and then the fish explodes... or at least that's probably what it looks like, since those things probably bite plenty hard enough to tear through themselves. And Mathilde just sits there and is like, "yeah, that works" before pulling out her sword and jumping in. Like, did she explain any of that?
They might actually know about the belt, since Kragg is a big deal, and he explained the function to a runesmith in Barak Varr.
I must admit I don't quite get the joke.
The case is always solved by the investigator (a vampire) raising the victime and asking who killed him. And also just being better than humans. It's also a fairly decent primer on necromancy in practical application, and how various factors can impact raising the dead.
I guess it's possible that Abelheim got the EC title together with a decree that obliged him to accept certain Councillors by decree of the Elector Meet as a whole, without specifying who wanted to place who there, and that the Lamians might have done as little as mind control the secretary or whatever.
But if he got told the prerequisites in person then he must have gotten something like "...and soandso wants you to accept one Mathilde Weber (Grey Journeywoman) as your Minister of Intelligence..."
Don't forget that this Stirland was the land of incompetents. Mathilde was actually pretty firmly in the middle where competence was concerned. Nobody was surprised Stirland only rated a Journeywoman.
Most secretive Dwarf Guilds use their methods in secret, worried that someone might copy them. Even Runesmiths only ever activate complicated completed work in front of others. Apparently Zhufokri have no such problem. They can do their crazy craft step by step right in front of you and you will still be completely unable to steal any knowledge from it.
Can't steal knowledge if we don't even know how it works :V
 
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[X] Plan: SQUEAK, Panoramia variant

Mushrooms and Protector. Good enough for me.

I really want to see Panoramia's reaction to Mathilde's casual attempt at "Hey I built a greenhouse-tower on the mountain YOU WANNA GROW SOME THINGS WITH ME IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T."

Wiznerd Mathilde is fun. She doesn't see herself that way in the narrative, but it seems like everyone around her picks up on it pretty quickly.
 
I don't like any of current plans because all of them use one EIC action. And while I don't think said action completely useless, I don't see it as helpful too.
And since I don't want to create another clone of the same plan with only one difference, I make decide to make it really different.

[X] Plan To Everyone's Surprise, Mork High Pass (with Eike)
-[X] MAX: Allow him to spend all his time on his own preparations.
-[X] JOHANN: Have him investigate the metal evidence taken from the Skull River ambush.
-[X] DUCK: Panoramia's about ready to test for Magister, but she's putting it off because she doesn't have a lot of free time to prepare. Work with her to help make the most of every spare minute.
-[X] EIC: Suggest Eike spend a few weeks in Karak Eight Peaks, so she can grow familiar with Dwarves and their ways.
-[X] Attempt to complete your 'Fog Path' spell
--[X] Use an overwork action if needed.
-[X] Branulhune's ability to disappear and reappear at a thought allows entirely new forms of combat. Continue to work on them.
-[X] PENTHOUSE: Have firing platforms built around the Penthouse so that it can be defended from flyers or climbers without granting access to it.
-[X] The Protector

[X] Plan To Everyone's Surprise, Mork High Pass (with factory)
-[X] MAX: Allow him to spend all his time on his own preparations.
-[X] JOHANN: Have him investigate the metal evidence taken from the Skull River ambush.
-[X] DUCK: Panoramia's about ready to test for Magister, but she's putting it off because she doesn't have a lot of free time to prepare. Work with her to help make the most of every spare minute.
-[X] EIC: Have a blackpowder factory built in Wurtbad.
-[X] Attempt to complete your 'Fog Path' spell
--[X] Use an overwork action if needed.
-[X] Branulhune's ability to disappear and reappear at a thought allows entirely new forms of combat. Continue to work on them.
-[X] PENTHOUSE: Have firing platforms built around the Penthouse so that it can be defended from flyers or climbers without granting access to it.
-[X] The Protector
 
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It wasn't the wizard-spies though, it was a wizard-spy. When a Magister pushes you to accept his recently graduated student as one of your top ministers, no questions asked, you at least use your position as EC to ask the relevant Magister Patriarch what gives, no?
No, I think. Abelhelm had a... I want to say either a stewardship or an intrigue of literally four. He was good for hunting down conspiracies, and something like that happening to him was a pretty good indicator of a conspiracy, but actually politicking to stop it was probably outside of his wheelhouse, and would needlessly rock the boat besides. He wouldn't want to scare the vampire fishes away.
 
[X] Plan: Extreme Factfinding
-[X] MAX: Have him scour all the reference materials at his disposal for any other Dhar-radiating explosive, as well as how difficult it might be for non-Skaven to replicate their blackpowder. (NEW)
-[X] JOHANN: Have him investigate the metal evidence taken from the Skull River ambush. (NEW)
-[X] DUCK: Each of your three ducklings can fight in melee. Spar with them, and teach them what you can.
-[X] EIC: Have the Hochlander investigate how feasible it would be for a non-Skaven to acquire warpstone-enhanced blackpowder. (NEW)
--[X] Give him an extra discretionary budget of 200 Gold Crowns from our personal wealth to be used as needed for this investigation.
-[X] Attempt to complete your 'Fog Path' spell (NEW-ish)
-- [X] Use overwork if necessary
-[X] Join the Karag Dum Expedition in Praag, rather than at High Pass.
-[X] PENTHOUSE: Add security measures to your Penthouse to prevent forcible entry.
-[X] The Protector

Explanation: I like the idea of throwing a little extra money at the Hochlander, and I think sparring with the ducklings has some chance of us developing our own sword skills too.

[X] Plan To Everyone's Surprise, Mork High Pass (with factory)
 
No, I think. Abelhelm had a... I want to say either a stewardship or an intrigue of literally four. He was good for hunting down conspiracies, and something like that happening to him was a pretty good indicator of a conspiracy, but actually politicking to stop it was probably outside of his wheelhouse, and would needlessly rock the boat besides. He wouldn't want to scare the vampire fishes away.

Stewardship: 4 - He knows to keep money coming in so he can keep spending it. That's about it.
Intrigue: 8 - His paranoia and knowledge of the enemies of the Empire only go part of the way to make up for the fact that he's as subtle as a brick.

But also, he had no one to give him the speech that Mathilde gave to Roswita about how he's an Elector Count now and he has the power to say 'no' to things that a lowly Witch Hunter would have to accept. It probably never occurred to him that he could do what he wanted and no one could do anything about it.
 
Isn't this the same as the "SQUEAK, Panoramia variant" one?
Sort of.
Also, Plan Prepare and catch the bastards 1.1 is identical to plan Squeak, Panoramia variant. @NSMS wrote it first, but didn't post it when the vote opened, so @das_slash independently reinvented it. Since a bunch of people are already voting for Plan Squeak, Panoramia Variant, my recommendation is that people voting for Prepare and catch the bastards 1.1 switch to that to make the tally less of a pain.
We can manually combine the plans in the tally, but it would make life easier if everyone currently voting for "Prepare and catch the bastards" just changed their votes to the earlier one so we don't need to do so manually. Tagging @NSMS, @Angelform, @consequences, and @ReImagined to let them know.
 
But also, he had no one to give him the speech that Mathilde gave to Roswita about how he's an Elector Count now and he has the power to say 'no' to things that a lowly Witch Hunter would have to accept. It probably never occurred to him that he could do what he wanted and no one could do anything about it.
It wasn't quite the same situation. He didn't inherit 'properly' like Roswita, he got appointed by the Elector Counts. Which means they had more power to decide things for him (especially at the beginning) than Roswita, who got to power the normal way for a noble and in the wake of a very successful father.
 
[X] Plan: SQUEAK, Melee Edition

[X] Plan: Extreme Factfinding

The waaagashrooms don't get my vote because what we need isn't more power in the north.
 
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