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When I see this drawn out Assassination discussion, I imagine this:

[ ] Assassinate the Czarina
Unmodified DC 95 to Assassinate, Another Unmodified DC 95 not to be discovered, AP Limit of 1 for each
On Assassination Success: Catherine dies, whatever it is good or bad for NeoUSA depends on how the ensuing succession crisis plays out.
On Assassination Failure: Catherine survives, uses the attempt to bolster her position and as an excuse to conduct an extensive internal investigation and strengthen counter-intelligence. Chance of General Foreign Policy changing to Bellicose.
On Stealth Failure: NeoUSA declared a Pariah, Majority of Polities break military and economic ties with us, Major Rise in Civil Discontent in response to both our failed adventurism and the ensuing economic crisis, Russia gains major bonuses to all their rolls against NeoUSA. If Catherine survives the attempt she will be considerably more hostile to NeoUSA to the point of considering previously unthinkable options.

[ ] Assassinate the Czarina...with a little Inside help
DC 90 to Assassinate, Another DC 90 not to be discovered, AP Limit of 1 for each
On Assassination Success: Catherine dies, whatever it is good or bad for NeoUSA depends on how the ensuing succession crisis plays out, but the Insider/Pretender faction has an advantage. Along with blackmail over you that may result in automatic Stealth Failure for you (without stuff that hurts them) on their whim.
On Assassination Failure: Catherine survives, uses the attempt to bolster her position and as an excuse to conduct an extensive internal investigation and strengthen counter-intelligence. Chance of General Foreign Policy changing to Bellicose. Insider/Pretender faction might throw you under the bus.
On Stealth Failure: NeoUSA declared a Pariah, Majority of Polities break military and economic ties with us, Major Rise in Civil Discontent in response to both our failed adventurism and the ensuing economic crisis, Loyalist Russia gains major bonuses to all their rolls against NeoUSA and the Pretender faction. If Catherine survives the attempt she will be considerably more hostile to NeoUSA to the point of considering previously unthinkable options, If not the Pretender faction will use you as scapegoats and deny any involvement.

And I don't see NeoUSA becoming strong and wealthy enough in any reasonable timeframe to make the failure survivable, even with NCR Nukes.
 
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The entire mindset that they committed atrocities, killed us and tried to destroy our very idea means that we are inevitable enemies strikes me as very odd, and misguided.

Like, does anyone remember India? Big country, used to be occupied by Britain, who wanted it to never leave. It's done well for itself, passed the UK in GDP. You know what no one thinks is remotely likely? That India is going to work to destroy Britian.

Or China, who was occupied by like... everyone, but their personal focus is on Japan. Despite being one of the two most powerful nations in the world, the actual conflict they have had with Japan is... nasty notes, being mean to a few businesses, and some island disputes.

And those are the lucky ones. The ones that got to be some of the most powerful nations. No African country has gotten to dissolve Europe, and reshape their border for fun. No SA country has gotten to touch the US, and we still play imperialist.

The reward for getting out of colonization and oppression is that you are no longer oppressed.
 
The reward for getting out of colonization and oppression is that you are no longer oppressed.
I mean, that analogy doesn't really work for a lot of reasons. Russia hasn't played imperialist, they've practically destroyed the world. And the rest of the world wants to get even. It's a bit different than any scenario which has or conceivably could happen in real life.
 
Staff Notice - Don't Drag Out A Debate Like This To The Point The QM Is Unhappy. Go To PMs.
The entire mindset that they committed atrocities, killed us and tried to destroy our very idea means that we are inevitable enemies strikes me as very odd, and misguided.

Like, does anyone remember India? Big country, used to be occupied by Britain, who wanted it to never leave. It's done well for itself, passed the UK in GDP. You know what no one thinks is remotely likely? That India is going to work to destroy Britian.

Or China, who was occupied by like... everyone, but their personal focus is on Japan. Despite being one of the two most powerful nations in the world, the actual conflict they have had with Japan is... nasty notes, being mean to a few businesses, and some island disputes.

And those are the lucky ones. The ones that got to be some of the most powerful nations. No African country has gotten to dissolve Europe, and reshape their border for fun. No SA country has gotten to touch the US, and we still play imperialist.

The reward for getting out of colonization and oppression is that you are no longer oppressed.
Oddly enough, said nations mostly aren't the empires that committed atrocities anymore.

I'm sure a Russia will continue to exist in quest, but the British empire and the Empire of Japan...don't anymore in OTL.

I'd go so far as to say your line of argument has inadvertently disturbing implications about advocating OOC normalizing of governments that commit crimes against humanity, and the legitimacy of hereditary dictatorships on the world stage and urge you to consider rephrasing?
 
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I mean, that analogy doesn't really work for a lot of reasons. Russia hasn't played imperialist, they've practically destroyed the world. And the rest of the world wants to get even. It's a bit different than any scenario which has or conceivably could happen in real life.

www.humanosphere.org

Map of the Day: Where the Brits never invaded - Humanosphere

A new map shows that the Brits have managed to invade nearly 90% of the world's countries.

Oddly enough, said nations mostly aren't the empires that committed atrocities anymore.

I'm sure a Russia will continue to exist in quest, but the British empire and the Empire of Japan...don't anymore in OTL.

I'd go so far as to say your line of argument has inadvertently disturbing implications about advocating OOC normalizing of governments that commit crimes against.humanity, and the legitimacy of hereditary dictatorships on the world stage and urge you to consider rephrasing?

That you don't like that countries don't get justice isn't my problem, nor have anything to do with the legitimacy of said crimes. I will not be rephrasing my comments. The British empire maintained continuity of government, it merely lost it's territory. By that metric, the loss of it's puppets would mean that the Russian empire doesn't exist anymore.
 
the entire existence of this quest would be largely pointless beyond getting people angry about Lind's shit writing.
Well, yes - people getting angry about Lind's shit writing is indeed one of the primary points of this quest, and has been from the very first post.

Lind disgraces my chosen profession with every heartbeat that this book goes on existing, and this quest is my way of setting things right by dragging something worthwhile out of that disgusting aberration he saw fit to set to paper.

The plot and such was set up specifically out of spite for Lind/Victoria - IIRC there was even a comment early on that Victoria had a lot less pre-planning than some of our pastry-based overlord's other quests, because Poptart got worked up over Victoria and wrote up the OP and posted it all in one go.
 
www.humanosphere.org

Map of the Day: Where the Brits never invaded - Humanosphere

A new map shows that the Brits have managed to invade nearly 90% of the world's countries.



That you don't like that countries don't get justice isn't my problem, nor have anything to do with the legitimacy of said crimes. I will not be rephrasing my comments. The British empire maintained continuity of government, it merely lost it's territory. By that metric, the loss of it's puppets would mean that the Russian empire doesn't exist anymore.
...The loss of its puppets, influence, and government approach-never mind the verbal.slight of hand comparing a semi–representative government with an autocratic expansionist pariah state- is a significant factor you seem to have overlooked.

Do you care to continue citing Imperial Japan as an example of an acceptable state to ignore?

Actually, let's take your arguments to the logical extensions: Imperial Japan wasn't an "inevitable enemy" of everyone else, including the countries in the Coprosperity Sphere. Clearly in ATL post-WW2, they should have shrugged off Imperial Japan remaining with its system of government and militarism intact. After all, they should just be happy they're not currently oppressed, right? What's the worst that could happen? Similarly, the British Empire didn't need to fall or undergo so much change as to become unrecognizable from its prior state- after all, it's odd and misguided to consider that Empire incompatible with a free world.

Clearly, the atrocity-prone autocratic hereditary dictatorship which has literally no restraints in bringing down any and all potential opposition, without following any of the norms of international relations regarding any of the rest of the world, to a degree that made OTL look like a mildly hostile letter can be trusted to remain as a power in any currently recognizable form.

This isn't just willful and intentional legitimization of crimes against civilization or apologism for the specific regime and administration that conducts said acts- it's also not following pattern recognition.
 
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[X] Expand. In the current political climate, you have a better chance than ever to strike while the iron is hot and seek the entry of new member states to the Commonwealth. If you play your cards right, you could grow very powerful, very swiftly...albeit at something of a cost in optics.
 
An imperial russia that leverages its successes into soft power and long term stability is the worst of all worlds
I find it interesting that you consider this worse than a nuclear exchange which destroys the Commonwealth entirely, and starts a nuclear winter. And that's not even the worst scenario I can think of.

To be clear: I consider a Russia which is a superpower, but is focused on environmental issues and becoming less abusive as a state, a tolerable outcome, even if not preferred.
 
I find it interesting that you consider this worse than a nuclear exchange which destroys the Commonwealth entirely, and starts a nuclear winter. And that's not even the worst scenario I can think of.

To be clear: I consider a Russia which is a superpower, but is focused on environmental issues and becoming less abusive as a state, a tolerable outcome, even if not preferred.
I mean, personally speaking OOC, a nuclear winter is a preferable outcome to an undisputed Imperial Russia victory. Imperial Russia is a hair less of an abomination than an Axis victory scenario, and it's very much neck and neck given Alex has done the sort of malicious mass depopulations they dreamed of.

And, no, by its very nature, it's intolerable. You have a hereditary autocracy and nuclear superpower that has now normalized completely ignoring every civilized code of conduct and treaty and finished consolidating its power. The world's going to suffer for it within a few generations at most- even if Catherine was a saint who could do no wrong as Russian autocrat, she'd still be the worst thing since Alexander to happen to that timeline in that she's set things up for literally anyone in her bloodline to capitalize on her successes and go right back to Alex's tactics. Romanovs delenda est.

But hey, they "care about the environment" and that makes it all okay, doesn't it. Clearly, the quest shouldn't be about opposing the canonically worst empire in history and restoring America's ideals. Clearly, it doesn't matter very much if the world is divided up between autocrats who understand the value of optics but have literally no restraints on their actions.
 
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@clockworkchaos - do you really think Alexander's Russia and the British Empire are comparable?

Perhaps more importantly, the British were willing to end their empire apart (or capable of surviving that) and join the free world as a democracy, making it a better place rather than a worse one. Do you think Catherine's Russia is going to do that?
 
Your sudden bout of concern for "frothy fanaticism about IC events" is noted. I assure you that I'm at least as level headed about this as the other thread regulars, regardless of if you accept the analysis or not.
Most of the other regulars aren't saying "let the world literally burn as long as we get revenge on the Enemy."

Once I find myself saying "let the world burn," I may not think I've attained fanaticism, but I've attained fanaticism.

1. Catherine doesn't need direct action for Imperial Russia to screw us. An imperial russia that leverages its successes into soft power and long term stability is the worst of all worlds even without doing more than leveraging the benefits of past atrocities. That's what makes her survival a failure state, because Unreasonable Czar is worse for the current russian system's survivability. The only factual point there is that removing Cathy, aka: Alex's collaborator is not currently viable, a point I must have made five times by now but which is curiously consistently overlooked.

I also find it passing strange that removing a "royal" directly complicit in Alexander's crimes and empire building offends your sensibilities.

Cathy surviving in power is Imperial Russia stamping down on the world indefinitely, just with marginally lighter force for long enough to consolidate under their "royalty" as the world's sole superpower– and with marginally nicer trim on the boot.
See, there's this thing where you seem to have mentally reset the ultimate goal of this quest to "absolute ruination of the nation of Russia no matter what else happens to America, the planet as a whole, or anything else."

That's not necessarily the goal that the rest of us have in mind. I, for one, am thinking the goal is "subdue the nation of Victoria and break down its government, reconstruct some recognizable mostly-united successor state to the United States of America, and see to it that Russia's geopolitical power is broken to the greatest extent consistent with having a good world to live in."

2. Mechanically, let me help clarify for you: we really do have no direct reason to care about Russian eco restoration. I think you're confusing quest mechanics with in.universe outcomes.

Its like saying a story about the french resistance should take hitler's animal cruelty opinions into account.
If your concept of quest mechanics is separate from your concept of quest outcomes to the point where you consider the "global climate collapse" ending and the "no global climate collapse" ending to be equivalent...

Your concept of quest mechanics is not useful to the way that most of us wish to play the game, I think.

The entire mindset that they committed atrocities, killed us and tried to destroy our very idea means that we are inevitable enemies strikes me as very odd, and misguided.

Like, does anyone remember India? Big country, used to be occupied by Britain, who wanted it to never leave. It's done well for itself, passed the UK in GDP. You know what no one thinks is remotely likely? That India is going to work to destroy Britian.

Or China, who was occupied by like... everyone, but their personal focus is on Japan. Despite being one of the two most powerful nations in the world, the actual conflict they have had with Japan is... nasty notes, being mean to a few businesses, and some island disputes.

And those are the lucky ones. The ones that got to be some of the most powerful nations. No African country has gotten to dissolve Europe, and reshape their border for fun. No SA country has gotten to touch the US, and we still play imperialist.

The reward for getting out of colonization and oppression is that you are no longer oppressed.
Yeah pretty much.

What Russia's done to the US is broadly comparable to what the British did to India in terms of severity. Hacked apart powerful local polities (Mughal Empire, Old United States). Brought about famines (both cases). Tolerated gross abuses by their local sepoys and arguably encouraged them (I don't know if any of the princely states and 'martial castes' and sepoy ethnicities the British empowered were anywhere near as bad as Victorians, admittedly). Reduced the national aspirations and desire for freedom of the nation and its people into a ground-down and brutally suppressed state for many decades.

And yet today India is not, on the whole, full of ferociously angry anti-British terrorists. Because that would be a huge waste of time and resources for an India that has much, much better things to do.

I mean, that analogy doesn't really work for a lot of reasons. Russia hasn't played imperialist, they've practically destroyed the world. And the rest of the world wants to get even.
Based on @PoptartProdigy 's descriptions, the world outside of North America and the Middle East doesn't feel very destroyed. Europe wasn't destroyed- they're just dealing with an overweening superpower next door. Africa and South America are no worse off than they ever were, and arguably better off. China isn't destroyed. India and Southeast Asia aren't destroyed.

America, specifically, has been pretty much destroyed. And Canada. And Mexico. Down into Central America, maybe. And that's... actually about it, really, as far as I can tell?
 
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Most of the other regulars aren't saying "let the world literally burn as long as we get revenge on the Enemy."

Once I find myself saying "let the world burn," I may not think I've attained fanaticism, but I've attained fanaticism.

See, there's this thing where you seem to have mentally reset the ultimate goal of this quest to "absolute ruination of the nation of Russia no matter what else happens to America, the planet as a whole, or anything else."

That's not necessarily the goal that the rest of us have in mind. I, for one, am thinking the goal is "subdue the nation of Victoria and break down its government, reconstruct some recognizable mostly-united successor state to the United States of America, and see to it that Russia's geopolitical power is broken to the greatest extent consistent with having a good world to live in."

If your concept of quest mechanics is separate from your concept of quest outcomes to the point where you consider the "global climate collapse" ending and the "no global climate collapse" ending to be equivalent...

Your concept of quest mechanics is not useful to the way that most of us wish to play the game, I think.

Yeah pretty much.

What Russia's done to the US is broadly comparable to what the British did to India in terms of severity. Hacked apart powerful local polities (Mughal Empire, Old United States). Brought about famines (both cases). Tolerated gross abuses by their local sepoys and arguably encouraged them (I don't know if any of the princely states and 'martial castes' and sepoy ethnicities the British empowered were anywhere near as bad as Victorians, admittedly). Reduced the national aspirations and desire for freedom of the nation and its people into a ground-down and brutally suppressed state for many decades.

And yet today India is not, on the whole, full of ferociously angry anti-British terrorists. Because that would be a huge waste of time and resources for an India that has much, much better things to do.

Based on @PoptartProdigy 's descriptions, the world outside of North America and the Middle East doesn't feel very destroyed. Europe wasn't destroyed- they're just dealing with an overweening superpower next door. Africa and South America are no worse off than they ever were, and arguably better off. China isn't destroyed. India and Southeast Asia aren't destroyed.
As I've explained previously at length, the main goal is to advance the interests of the people of the United States. The secondary goal is to take steps to tear down Imperial Russia, the existence of which is never going to be compatible with the survival and well-being of the American people, ie: goal #1.

You can make personal attacks if you think a world run by undisputed and morally bankrupt autocrats is acceptable. But it shouldn't be.

To put it simply, we are not in a position where the merits of Russian environmentalism factors into our decision making process/priorities. The world catching fire is not going to be targetted at us specifically. Russian assassins are.

As both you and clock seem to be overlooking as you normalize the continued existence of autocratic regimes that commit crimes against humanity, the British Empire no longer exists.

If it existed in any meaningful state as it previously had, there would be legitimate reasons to escalate hostilities and grind it into dust.

Also, the citation of India is rather unfortunate on your parts as India...kinda was filled with anti-British terrorists until the meaningful end of the Empire and concessions of literally all of their goals.

The day Imperial Russia similarly goes kaput (and notably, stops being an hereditary dictatorship with nukes that's normalizes the benefits of crimes against civilization just by continuing such policies!) is the day reassessing whatever form Russia takes can happen.

In any case, the Russia/India comparison doesn't work and doesn't add much beyond being imperialism/authoritarian apologism. Russia isn't going to forfeit all of its gains. It's not going to surrender and just pack up like Britain did- its system simply doesn't allow for that sort of course correction. It's imperialism in its most malicious and ultimately indiscriminately destructive form. It's not going to not pursue a policy of aggressive containment of the US; unlike the British who accepted that India home rule was coming and got out.

But to further the comparison, the UK did lose its superpower status. The UK didn't end rationing until the 1950s - it gave up colonies because it had to; because holding on would have been economic death. Russia has no such qualms and unless we can hit them where it hurts, they will continue their campaign against us.

There is no path to freedom that doesn't involve kicking Russia down a peg or too - Someone has to do it even if it isn't us, be it the Chinese or Europeans.

Like, take the Suez crisis for another example. Even weakened, the UK and France weren't going to give up their control of Egypt's Suez canal, even though Egypt was an up and coming power who was slipping out of their sphere. They went ahead and messed them up and were going to win too if the US didn't forcefully tell them to knock it off. We don't have a superpower on our side - there's not going to be anyone to come and tell Russia to knock it off when they manufacture their own personal Suez in the Commonwealth. We may be the Nasser of the US, young and full of vigor and popular support, but all of that means nothing when the Russians come pouring in and we don't have any means of stopping them.

So we have to take Russia down a peg, before they come and do it to us. Either that, or make ourselves useful to another great power who is willing to step in. At this point, no one here is willing to do either of those as far as I can tell, and that's a big problem.

I also advise you to reread the Lore blurbs- literally no one else benefited from the Russians throwing fuel onto the Collapse- Africa, too, suffered for it. The world of Victoria Falls has been destroyed by any meaningful metric- everyone else is scrambling to rebuild from the ashes to a greater or lesser extent.
 
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Based on @PoptartProdigy 's descriptions, the world outside of North America and the Middle East doesn't feel very destroyed. Europe wasn't destroyed- they're just dealing with an overweening superpower next door. Africa and South America are no worse off than they ever were, and arguably better off. China isn't destroyed. India and Southeast Asia aren't destroyed.

America, specifically, has been pretty much destroyed. And Canada. And Mexico. Down into Central America, maybe. And that's... actually about it, really, as far as I can tell?
I don't think that's true at all, man. While the word 'destroyed' is obviously extreme, from what Poptart described there literally isn't a nation on earth that's not either been effectively subordinated or fucked over by Alexander. France, for example, marched out of the Collapse better than most nation, but then the Russians started stamping on them. Or, at least, that's how @PoptartProdigy described it to me.
Yeah pretty much.

What Russia's done to the US is broadly comparable to what the British did to India in terms of severity. Hacked apart powerful local polities (Mughal Empire, Old United States). Brought about famines (both cases). Tolerated gross abuses by their local sepoys and arguably encouraged them (I don't know if any of the princely states and 'martial castes' and sepoy ethnicities the British empowered were anywhere near as bad as Victorians, admittedly). Reduced the national aspirations and desire for freedom of the nation and its people into a ground-down and brutally suppressed state for many decades.

And yet today India is not, on the whole, full of ferociously angry anti-British terrorists. Because that would be a huge waste of time and resources for an India that has much, much better things to do.
I think the issue is twofold: first, people need to separate the hard logic of political expediency from emotional vengeance, and stop assuming other people aren't. Secondly, they need to stop hyper-focusing on the imperialism/colonialism analogy, which skews their perception of the situation, it's ethics, and what the appropriate response is.
 
I mean, personally speaking OOC, a nuclear winter is a preferable outcome to an undisputed Imperial Russia victory. Imperial Russia is a hair less of an abomination than an Axis victory scenario, and it's very much neck and neck given Alex has done the sort of malicious mass depopulations they dreamed of.

And, no, by its very nature, it's intolerable. You have a hereditary autocracy and nuclear superpower that has now normalized completely ignoring every civilized code of conduct and treaty and finished consolidating its power. The world's going to suffer for it within a few generations at most- even if Catherine was a saint who could do no wrong as Russian autocrat, she'd still be the worst thing since Alexander to happen to that timeline in that she's set things up for literally anyone in her bloodline to capitalize on her successes and go right back to Alex's tactics. Romanovs delenda est.

But hey, they "care about the environment" and that makes it all okay, doesn't it. Clearly, the quest shouldn't be about opposing the canonically worst empire in history and restoring America's ideals. Clearly, it doesn't matter very much if the world is divided up between autocrats who understand the value of optics but have literally no restraints on their actions.
I'm out.

We have incompatible premises, goals, logic sets, and ethics. But hey, have fun believing that the extinction of humanity is preferable to Russia still existing.
 
That's literally what Ugolino said.
I mean, personally speaking OOC, a nuclear winter is a preferable outcome to an undisputed Imperial Russia victory.
And Ugolino has made it clear that any outcome where Catherine is alive and ruling Russia qualifies, in her books, as a victory:
Cathy surviving in power is Imperial Russia stamping down on the world indefinitely, just with marginally lighter force for long enough to consolidate under their "royalty" as the world's sole superpower– and with marginally nicer trim on the boot.
By modus ponens, Ugolino prefers nuclear apocalypse to Catherine surviving in power.

EDIT: She also mentioned that she is totally fine jeopardizing climate change recovery if it means harming Russia:
The climate crisis is irrelevant to us. I literally do not care about the climate crisis in the context of this quest. I would gladly worsen it in the short term, in the context of the quest, if doing so harms Russia and makes more work for them without much immediate blowback against us. There are no words for just how irrelevant the Russian-backed "save the earth" program's benefits are to us, beyond it potentially being an obnoxious hearts and minds coat of paint over the Russian butcher's knife being swung in our direction. Again.
So I feel that characterizing her position as "the extinction of humanity is preferable to Imperial Russia's survival" is completely fair.
 
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huh well that was an interesting series of craptacular posts. hey whats that! why its a flyover lets all wave and cheer.

 
Right, imho this makes the most sense of any considering the shit we need to do domestically and also just to try to get everything reconciled diplomatically w/ our close neighbors.

[X] Remove Hostile Neighborhood. You have been the focus of low-grade hostility and resentment for too long. And...well, all right, you've not actually been very proactive about doing anything about that. But you are tired of it, and you will never get a chance to be surer than now that you'll have the ultimate opportunity to finally change people's perceptions of you. You can't make a second first impression, but you can kill that bastard first impression while you have the chance.
 
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