All this talk of the Sith orders is giving me flashbacks to Sith Lord Swell. (TLDR: Luke and his apprentices get thrown back in time to just before the Clone Wars started, and Luke decides to troll the ever-living fuck out of the entire galaxy. Especially Palpatine....)
 
All this talk of the Sith orders is giving me flashbacks to Sith Lord Swell. (TLDR: Luke and his apprentices get thrown back in time to just before the Clone Wars started, and Luke decides to troll the ever-living fuck out of the entire galaxy. Especially Palpatine....)
You forgot to mention the relevant part, wherin Luke and co declare themselves a Sith Order and successfully convincing everybody of such.
 
You forgot to mention the relevant part, wherin Luke and co declare themselves a Sith Order and successfully convincing everybody of such.

Well, that's part of the whole "Trolling Everybody" thing. Including the Jedi Order, since Luke's NJO is 'too emotional' to pass for 'proper' Jedi by the High Council's standards.

"We're going to march into a Hutt's palace and demand that he be a good boy?" Ben stared. Had his uncle always been this crazy? Or was it the temple? It had to be the temple. Luke wouldn't have made it to adulthood if he was always this crazy.

"Of course we are," Luke said superiorly, "Then, when he says no and attacks us, we can defend ourselves with extreme prejudice in the ensuing aggressive negotiations." Luke patted his new lightsaber. "We're Sith Lords, not savages."
 
Well, that's part of the whole "Trolling Everybody" thing. Including the Jedi Order, since Luke's NJO is 'too emotional' to pass for 'proper' Jedi by the High Council's standards.
I suspected that was what you meant, but nobody who wasn't already familiar with the fic would, and thus your introduction to it would be a complete non-sequitur. And while some people, including myself, would likely follow the link just to find out what you meant, a lot of people would probably just be annoyed.
 
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I suspected that was what you meant, but nobody who wasn't already familiar with the fic would, and thus your introduction to it would be a complete non-sequiteur. And while some people, including myself, would likely follow the link just to find out what you meant, a lot of people would probably just be annoyed.


I concede the point, and counter with ROFL!Yoda.

"The Rule of Two?" Luke snorted. "Don't mention that to Lord Vader, for your sake." There was a shudder that Anakin felt.

"Lord Vader says it's because Banite Sith can't count to three," Ben cheerfully added and Yoda's snicker cut through air.
 
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The Rule of Two being a result of Darth Bane being unable to count to three does sound plausible, all things considered. :thonk:
 
I finished it earlier too. Meant to come back but got distracted by writing. It's fucking great. Especially the darkside loving everything luke does, especially while drunk. And luke just telling it to fuck off.
 
Going to need to be a bit more clear. I'm not really sure what you are asking.
I asked you if you posted a snippet of this future planned chapter already.
Could have sworn I read this beginning bit of Dooku finding out about Keser spreading Force techniques upon coming home already. The beginning part is familiar to me.
I am having Deja Vu here.
Did you post anything about this chapter, before this chapter in it's entirety, before whatever date this chapter was officially released?
 
I asked you if you posted a snippet of this future planned chapter already.
Could have sworn I read this beginning bit of Dooku finding out about Keser spreading Force techniques upon coming home already. The beginning part is familiar to me.
I am having Deja Vu here.
Did you post anything about this chapter, before this chapter in it's entirety, before whatever date this chapter was officially released?
There was a reader omake which helped inspire this chapter, but no. I don't do early releases or teasers or anything like that.
 
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Will palpatine send a darksider to upload his own video?

Palpatine, probably not. But perhaps a better question would be if there are other darksiders who would? Because if nothing else darksiders in the galaxy may have a problem here. Up until this point what they had to do was avoid the Jedi for the most part. But if random lightsiders start showing up everywhere then they may end up very outnumbered. Someone may consider encouraging others to go dark side just to have distractions and to wittle down the numbers.
 
It would be incredibly stupid of palpatine to get a bunch of people bumbling around with the dark side. He wants to rule the galaxy, not see it burnt to ashes around him.
This is a Sith we're talking about here. If the Republic tears itself apart in fire and blood but he ends up undisputed king of the burning wreckage then that's still a win in his book.
 
This is a Sith we're talking about here. If the Republic tears itself apart in fire and blood but he ends up undisputed king of the burning wreckage then that's still a win in his book.
That varies wildly from Sith to Sith. Some, like Palpatine, Exar Kun or Darth Jadus would do as you say.

Others, grand visionaries and probably what the founding darksiders wanted when they sit from the Jedi, would want the galaxy thriving under Sith rule. Marka Ragnos, Darth Marr, Darth Bane and Revan spring to mind.

Then there are the monsters, such as Vitiate, would simply destroy it all unt they were the only thing left.
 
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