Omake: Sith Vs Archaeologist
The following was inspired by the below comment:
When they find out about Sith Ghosts I can see Historians besieging Korriban. Not to steal their few remaining artifacts but to ask the Sith Ghosts about their cultures.
Unnamed Tomb Complex On Morriban
Lifting the geometric shape with great care Dr. Irwin Graves brushed off a layer of dirt before placing it on the table in front of him. As he does the item gives off a faint hum and a projection appears above it.
"Who thinks to claim the wisdom of Darth W'ore?" The projection demanded as Dr. Graves pulled out a data pad and began to take notes.
"Dr. Irwin Graves," He responded. "University of Taftan Archaeology Department."
"And you claim to be worthy of my Wisdom?" Darth W'ore demanded looking at the elderly man before her. "I have seen rocks with more force presence than you."
"Me?... no," Dr. Graves said holding up a pen as he looked her over. "But the galaxy deserves to know its own history."
"As such," He continued still considering her or more accurately her outfit. "Was it usual for female Darth to dress like that and would you call it closer to a pleather body glove for fetish wear?"
"YOU DARE TO SAY SUCH TO ME THE GREAT DARTH W'ORE?!?" She responded flaring her aura and shaking the dust off the roof of the tomb in her rage.
"I SHOULD SHOW YOU THE FOLLY OF YOUR INSOLENCE!"
"Was that supposed to scare me?" Dr. Graves asked. "All it would take is one slip of the pen and you will spend the rest of history known as Darth Whore."
"Anyways you have obviously never attended an Archeaologoly department meeting discussing funding," He continued. "Just last week Dr. Mercy brought in a collection of Etten Flesh peeling tools to the meeting and Dr. Rubutnik brought a refurbished HK series droid to the discussion. It seems that every meeting has at least one rediscovered doomsday weapon or instrument of torment being put on the table to secure funding."
"Now, answer my question," The doctor asked calmly. "Then we can get to the social education of the Sith during the time of the Sith Empire."
"Oh and in case you decide to mess with me," Dr. Graves said leaning forward so that the feeble light in the tomb glinted of his glasses. "I am the only thing standing between you and Dr. Ikari in the linguistics department."
Darth W'ore did not know why those words caused a shiver to run down her non-existent back and she did not want to as she settled down to talk with the man in front of her.