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A lot of Ongoro's problem is that they're only loosely a nation at all. In many ways, they're more of a feudal collection of crime syndicates, accepted as a government by others only due to a lack of competition in their small sphere and at least some ability to get together and be moderately competent when sufficiently prodded.

It's quite possible they don't have much in the way of a unified diplomatic corps, being too used to negotiating only as individual clans or with re-established channels and too isolationist and paranoid of potential foreign alliances upsetting their house of cards.

Imagine the Onogoro remnants if that's how the history books refer to them. Barely a nation at all. More a feudal collection of crime syndicates. Only accepted as a government due to a lack of competition.

Honestly, this is probably what they are right now.

It is very likely they were a government, or at least a somewhat legitimate and strong local body able to act as a government, in the past. They forced through a lot of stuff involving the youkai and kami, proving to be dangerous to some fairly strong groups that they have since kept their geta on the necks of at every opportunity

And then they got decapitated at the very end of WWII as collateral of the nuclear bombings, followed by a lot of chaos that we only have the faintest ideas of. All we know is that Onogoro only barely pulled themselves together, some Nazis were trying to hide out, and Fred was doing his thing in his prime.

What i'm seeing here is kind of an alt-history post WWII Japan. Whereas Japan had their superiority broken to pieces and had to surrender, slowly building up their pride again and having many struggles in the aftermath, Onogoro didn't have to do shit and just kept thumping their chests, proclaiming the glory of the "true" Japan despite having been Alpha Strike'd right on their leader's face.

And this attitude, combined with losing most of their upper leadership, intelligence, and a huge chunk of the proper administrative body, dovetailed into an arrogant, superiorist complacency where they didn't actually improve anything and just kinda...sat there. Whoever got put in charge was whoever could fit their ass into the proper seat first.

Positions of leadership and authority were faced with struggles between possible successors and betwixt other authorities. Murder, blackmail, sabotage, and possibly even kinslaying for suddenly-open seats of power.

And amongst all this, emergency actions and otherwise unacceptable compromises were put into place. And by the time the dust settled and the blood stopped spilling, i'm not sure anyone left could intervene...or wanted to.

Onogoro is a sickly beast with a badly healed leg, and the only reason it hasn't been put down is because it's quietly leeching off it's brother, whose good friend is one of the biggest sharks in the ocean.


It'll still be a step above the "cult" or "terrorist group" labels they're likely get in the news tomorrow.

In this particular case, there probably isn't much of a semantic distinction between cult, terrorist organization, and crime syndicate

I think the most apt word for what they are to Japan proper is "Insurgents". In that they are actively trying to overthrow the goverment.
 
..If that particular batch of Pretty cure (+ goverment backup) didn't clearly have it handled we'd probably push more for dealing with them.
If things were worse off with Labyrinth, I'd definitely be behind this. As seen when Soular erased the concept of mothers and Moebius decided to pull a "YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!" on Eas, not to mention the concept of Labyrinth and Pretty Cure Big Brother/Moebius in general, things can get fucked up with them. This is ignoring literally every major plan after Eas defects in canon, where things get arguably even nastier.
 
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Well, if she goes to talk to Soular, she might get some reassurance that if her replacement demonstrates themself to be too much worse, they will not last very long at all.

That kind of thing tends to get the Sailor Senshi to prioritize you. Briefly, since a Pretty Cure general isn't going to continue being able to be that bad for very long afterwards.
 
Well, if she goes to talk to Soular, she might get some reassurance that if her replacement demonstrates themself to be too much worse, they will not last very long at all.

That kind of thing tends to get the Sailor Senshi to prioritize you. Briefly, since a Pretty Cure general isn't going to continue being able to be that bad for very long afterwards.

The only way for her to talk to Soular is to break into MCAT HQ… and MCAT has already exceeded its allotment for break-ins this month, try again later.
 
In this particular case, there probably isn't much of a semantic distinction between cult, terrorist organization, and crime syndicate

To everyday Japanese citizen's after this, the Yazuka probably have more national respectability than the Onogoro.
If they had tried diplomacy it's possible that some of the Onogoro nobility (Such as the other imperial branch), would be able to keep some of their titles and wealth. Now the Japanese government has no incentive to be accommodating and treat the Onogoro as anything other than insurgents.

Also this attack probably is more than enough to trigger some clauses in the U.S.- Japan Security Treaty.
Hey, aren't the U.S magicals better known as mage killers?
 
Odd to see this in threadmark rather than sidestory.
Come to think of it, the last All Stars: Beginnings chapter (a prelude) got the same treatment.

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Considering their complete and total lack of diplomatic ability shown so far I kinda question their ability to get past step one. Step one is cut a deal with a faction leader. I also question a faction leaders willingness to actually trust them, because even if they are willing to do literally anything to gain power Onogoro has shown themselves to be very untrustworthy and not very competent.
Well, that's why I called it "mostly impossible."

Or maybe they double-down and begin making the pivot from magical reactionaries to magical fascists even as the whole thing caves down around them…
Creating fascism requires a kind of state capacity I don't think Onogoro has.

I actually kinda suspect that they once had a diplomatic tradition. But they haven't used it in so long it's decayed into nothing. The negaquest players will be surprised when they try to use that action and they realize they've lost all their bonuses. /s
They do at least have the ability to diplomatically receive Q Division's official representative, Nigel Goodenough who works out of the British embassy in a small office, give him a nice cup of tea, and very politely tell him to fuck off.

And they also had someone receive and talk to Unnati when she showed up in Japan.

It's a really poignant demonstration of the casual evil of Labyrinth, and what the world will become in the increasingly unlikely event that they actually do win.
Being ruled by Labyrinth's supercomputer Mobius is like being ruled by an evil version of ChatGPT that makes all its decisions by writing itself a prompt that reads like "Write out a plan of action for dealing with this, from the point of view of the dystopian supercomputer that dominates a pocket dimension with intrusive cyberpunk control of the citizenry and a technological base powered by the very literal misery-energy of that same citizenry."

Mobius isn't even smart, as demonstrated by its decision to casually pull the plug on by far its most determined living operative.

It even sadder when you realize how easily Usagi and Naru solved it when they barely knew what was going on. They did it almost accidentally. You just need an object that adds some kind of magical effect to food, which is probably pretty common.
Given that Eas' implants were specifically made by Mobius to run on the Sorrow Energy Mobius uses for everything, it might not be as simple for her as for Naru. Naru is very magic-omnivorous; Eas may require a specialized diet or some way to remake the basis of her magical metabolism to remove her crippling dependency on a specific evil wavelength.

Though, put another way, it means that the Ministry's equivalent of fodder takes at minimum a year to be a threat and even those can be killed off by a rifleman with months of training and runic rounds.
Well, when I say "on a timescale of a few years," I mean mostly that it's gonna take time to find Onogoro citizens who actually enjoy killing and tormenting yokai for sport and who don't already have a job that involves specifically doing that thing.

If it was just a question of "could Onogoro find 100 more people as good at fighting as the demon hunters they just lost," the answer is almost certainly "yes, quickly" and the constraint is "how fast can you convince them to risk dying for you."

...Why exactly are we getting this now? I mean I'm all for a break from the Midnight incident's stress but still...
Well, it IS the other event that's canonically happening on this Thursday?

That is something that Eas was worrying about here, yes. That there is something worse coming to replace her.
UsagiQuest Eas is an authentically and seriously dangerous operative when she puts her mind to it. She's got real tactical and operational savvy, she succeeded in playing not only her middle schooler opponents but MCAT itself while armed with essentially nothing but her own sheer grit, determination, and ability to talk her profoundly stupid and callous boss into authorizing expenses.

It is a bad idea to count her out of any situation for as long as she's still alive.

Mobius has literally never in its entire existence done anything that could possibly deserve her.
 
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Well, if she goes to talk to Soular, she might get some reassurance that if her replacement demonstrates themself to be too much worse, they will not last very long at all.

That kind of thing tends to get the Sailor Senshi to prioritize you. Briefly, since a Pretty Cure general isn't going to continue being able to be that bad for very long afterwards.
Honestly, I don't think that S0-LR83275 is in much condition to talk right now. He might be up and mobile with the help of a cane... but that's about it.
Now, talking to WS-7R35W2P might be more helpful when it comes to reassuring people. Then again... Well he did try to fill the sorrow gauge by giving everyone silly haircuts, so if he is as good at making people feel good as he is at making people feel bad...
 
If they had tried diplomacy it's possible that some of the Onogoro nobility (Such as the other imperial branch), would be able to keep some of their titles and wealth.

Money maybe but most certainly not titles, at least not in a way that the Ministry is accustomed to. The Japanese Constitution explicitly abolishes the nobility. Article 14 reads as such:

All of the people are equal under the law and there shall be no discrimination in political, economic or social relations because of race, creed, sex, social status or family origin.

Peers and peerage shall not be recognized.


No privilege shall accompany any award of honor, decoration or any distinction, nor shall any such award be valid beyond the lifetime of the individual who now holds or hereafter may receive it.

Conversely, while the Shadow Emperor could potentially get brought into the Imperial Household and maybe retain their noble titles, there's no telling if they could retain their wealth. Depending on how one interprets the situation, the Shadow Emperor attempting to bring in their money into the Imperial Household could trigger Article 8.

No property can be given to, or received by, the Imperial House, nor can any gifts be made therefrom, without the authorization of the Diet.

Then there's Article 88.

All property of the Imperial Household shall belong to the State. All expenses of the Imperial Household shall be appropriated by the Diet in the budget.

Meaning that even if the Ministry had made overtures and the Shadow Emperor was permitted to peaceably become a part of the Imperial Household, doing so would strip them off all their political power and material wealth. For as stupid as they've been, truthfully fighting really is the only option left for the IMO outside of capitulation, because peace is as much death for the Ministry as losing war.
 
While remaining nobles may be out of the question, any noble family that has the ability to create useful magic items, for instance the Hinomaya clans rockets, would probably be able to keep their wealth and get power by virtue of having the ability to create and sell items that the government and population would have an interest in purchasing. If the noble houses were smart, they would be trying to figure out how to go from rich noble family, to family owned business.
 
If Onogoro had been more diplomatic earlier, they might have gotten quite a bit, since "we are under attack by literal magic, and the world will end if we don't get it under control" is one hell of a motivator, so the Diet may have been willing to bend the rules quite far if it got a 1000+ trained combat mages and supporting infrastructure etc. on board quickly. However with Onogoro being this obtuse, and especially after the stunt tonight, their bargaining position has dropped trough the floor. At this point the best the nobles can possibly hope for would be something like "we recognize that you are legally called that, but all privileges of such titles are revoked", if even that.
 
Well, it IS the other event that's canonically happening on this Thursday?

...Wasn't the pretty cure gathering the next day?

Come to think of it, the last All Stars: Beginnings chapter (a prelude) got the same treatment.
UsagiQuest Eas is an authentically and seriously dangerous operative when she puts her mind to it. She's got real tactical and operational savvy, she succeeded in playing not only her middle schooler opponents but MCAT itself while armed with essentially nothing but her own sheer grit, determination, and ability to talk her profoundly stupid and callous boss into authorizing expenses.

It is a bad idea to count her out of any situation for as long as she's still alive.

Mobius has literally never in its entire existence done anything that could possibly deserve her.
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Well unfortunately for it and fortunately for us and her she's not going to be one of it's agent for much longer.
 
I'm sure gathering pretty much every Pretty Cure in one place isn't going to draw the attention of a lot of people and result in problems. Maybe we should invite Nanoha to the party as well. After this battle, she could use some interaction with people who have gone through what she has.
 
Midnight Incident is Thursday night. Some shit goes down involving the Nightmare Corporation, the villains of Yes! Pretty Cure 5, on Friday afternoon. The big Pretty Cure picnic-or-whatever we're planning happens Saturday.

...Then what big event did we have on thursday that overlapped with the Midnight incident?

I'm sure gathering pretty much every Pretty Cure in one place isn't going to draw the attention of a lot of people and result in problems. Maybe we should invite Nanoha to the party as well. After this battle, she could use some interaction with people who have gone through what she has.

*Looks at the last one* *Looks at the Midnight incident* ...Well if our enemies save us the trouble of hunting them down I'm all for it.
 
...Then what big event did we have on thursday that overlapped with the Midnight incident?



*Looks at the last one* *Looks at the Midnight incident* ...Well if our enemies save us the trouble of hunting them down I'm all for it.
We didn't have any 'big events' but we did have 'a nice calm night' before this event interrupted with all it's crisis.

On the other hand, the Precure are their own protagonists, and are off doing their own things, and will arrive on Saturday with a LOT of stories to tell. And also, since the event is titled 'All Stars' you know there's gonna be a special, one night only villain who's gonna take about 16 precures, 8 Senshi, Nanoha, and assorted other magical girls to the face.
 
Given that Eas' implants were specifically made by Mobius to run on the Sorrow Energy Mobius uses for everything, it might not be as simple for her as for Naru. Naru is very magic-omnivorous; Eas may require a specialized diet or some way to remake the basis of her magical metabolism to remove her crippling dependency on a specific evil wavelength.
Huh, on that note, I wonder what Eas would come out the other side as if Naru Yokai-fied her, not that she probably would, given the whole ethical quagmire of transmogrifying a sapient lifeform, but it is mildly interesting to wonder about what a cyborg would become on the other end of the process
 
She's going to see- to defeat- to find Love.
Well she's certainly going to find lo-
Looks like Eas found Love and is gonna find love. :V
Damn it Setsuna!
Though, put another way, it means that the Ministry's equivalent of fodder takes at minimum a year to be a threat and even those can be killed off by a rifleman with months of training and runic rounds.
Pretty much the same reason guns and rifleman supplanted knights and archers in the real world.

A quote I once read: "to train an archer, you must start with his grandfather"

Rifleman can be mass trained in a matter of months, while older forms of combat required years of dedication and training on top of supplemental upbringings.
 
Here's a question: is Cure Sword invited to the get-together? I know that Alice hired her alter ego so that she wouldn't just be a homeless vagrant, but I don't think we've had formal introductions yet.

Makoto Kinzaki, or MakoP as she's been nicknamed by the people watching her street performances, is an amazing singer, despite the fact that it is obvious that she hasn't had any former training. What is more worrying however, is the fact that the girl seems to have been living on the streets, using homeless shelters to get showers and quite possibly stealing to feed herself, because the amount of money that people have been donating is in no way enough to make sure that she's eating right.

Really, at this point it's less about the fact that she is a good singer and more the fact that Alice can't stand the idea of anyone living on the street and not having what they need that leads the girl to setting out a contract that is more than a little weighted in favor of the girl.

...The fact that the girl had to duck out in the middle of her first interview moments after one of the Shellfish monsters attacking her city appeared, only for someone who looks a lot like Makoto to appear to face off against the monster...

Well, that didn't really have anything much to do with it. However, it does mean that Alice makes sure to pass one of Crystal Millennium's cards over to the girl just in case.
 
What is the likelihood of the various Pretty Cure teams we are friends with running into a team we haven't met yet and pointing them our way? Or pointing us in their way?
 
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