I'm thinking: something something something, Nazis, something, spontaneous combination, something something, psychological trauma.
While one might overstate the broken-birdiness of Kaoruko Hanasaki, thinking of her as something things happen to, rather than as a figure of power and agency in her own right...

Well, the fact remains. It did stay with her.

I imagine that for someone like Cure Flower who tries to see the best in everyone regardless of who they are and what they have done, it would still be fairly traumatic to see a spell that normally gives people a fairly swift but ultimately harmleas reality-check instead find someone so vile that it decides "Purge it in FIRE" is the only appropriate response.
Quite true; I was just remarking as to the details of the incident.
 
[] Trust in the power of Erika Kurumi!
Erika's nearly invincible self-assurance and energy are, if nothing else, different from the careful, cautious, and significantly wrong thinking that got you lost in the first place. And she's not afraid to walk up to just anybody and ask for directions, even if they might shout at her or something! You… you can be like that, but maybe not right now. Results: ???
I'm inclined to trust in the power of friendship, and also asking for directions. Finding someone who knows how to get to the Crystal Millennium building can't be that hard, and it's got to be faster than tracking it down through magical emissions, especially with Erika's... special talents in the field.
 
I wanna do a Write In: the Kitchen Sink choice! :V

Tsubomi and Erika should calm down, transform, and then figure it out together with their fairy partners!

Plus, I really want to get more parkour PreCure!
 
I think that's just the magic vote, unless you want Erika to ask for directions after transforming.
Yes. Idk, I find the thought of a pair of magical girls asking directions to magical Girl HQ much more likely to get a response from random passersby than two normal girls.
 
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We should either let Eirika ask for directions or call to ask for directions because asking for directions is the smart thing.
Letting the fairies lead us to sources of powerful magic is just a really very bad idea.

I really didn't expect just getting to the CM to require 3 now 4 rolls...
 
Yes. Idk, I find the thought of a pair of medical girls asking directions to magical Girl HQ much more likely to get a response from random passersby than two normal girls.
I originally said it as a joke, but I'm coming around to it.

[] Trust in the power of Erika Kurumi!
-[] Transform first so people can tell it's important
 
Yeah. Tsubomi knows she doesn't think very clearly in stressful social situations, so deferring to her teammate, and then to magic if that doesn't work, is entirely sensible.
Yes, although other orders of operation are also sensible. Frankly, none of the courses of action I have outlined are things I consider 'foolish' and none are intentionally inviable, though how well they work will depend on the dice.

Let the social person ask for directions makes sense.
Erika's not necessarily more socially adept than Tsubomi. Compare and contrast their Diplomacy scores on the front page! With that said, Erika is massively more extroverted than Tsubomi, and is much less anxious than Tsubomi. But as someone who's seen her in action so far can attest, sometimes this just means Erika winds up being confident, outgoing, and very wrong, at which point hilarity ensues.

I wanna do a Write In: the Kitchen Sink choice! :V

Tsubomi and Erika should calm down, transform, and then figure it out together with their fairy partners!

Plus, I really want to get more parkour PreCure!
That would basically all fall under "magic," so if you want a transformation sequence and significant fairy participation, vote for the "magic" option.

I think that's just the magic vote, unless you want Erika to ask for directions after transforming.
It is not out of the question that Cure Blossom or Cure Marine would stop and ask for directions while transformed, if they thought it would help.

The big advantage of transforming is that the girls will be able to navigate the built urban environment at high speed and in any direction they choose, rather than being restricted to moving slowly on foot (and not being able to see landmarks most of the time since they're surrounded by tall buildings) or quickly on a subway or bus (which restrict where they can go, may involve route transfers and other confusing processes, and which likewise limit visibility of landmarks).

We should either let Eirika ask for directions or call to ask for directions because asking for directions is the smart thing.
Letting the fairies lead us to sources of powerful magic is just a really very bad idea.
In all fairness, when transformed, the girls have a combined Prowess stack of 17+(0.5*17)+1+1 = 27.5 -> 28, with that Prowess 40 finisher if you don't manage to put them down in the first two rounds of combat.

A lot of potential gribblies out there should, as Erika points out, be afraid of them, not the other way around. As Pretty Cures, they are tough enough that as long as they don't do the equivalent of walking into a specifically prepared ambush, they are very likely to be able to fight their way out, get some distance, and call Sailor Moon on the emergency line.

Furthermore, having such a pretext for calling Sailor Moon on the emergency line would provide a convenient 'real emergency' that would justify asking Sailor Moon to guide them to the Crystal Millennium building, without having to admit they got lost like a couple of helpless ninnies, thus solving Tsubomi's original problem of being super embarrassed!

It would have a fair chance of "succeeding through failure" even if it did not, well, "succeed through success." Or succeeding at accomplishing something else, entirely different and still very much worthy, even if it didn't accomplish its original stated goal.

Which it very well might! The combination of magical girl rooftop-running and the fairies' magical senses is in fact a viable solution to this problem in its own right!

I really didn't expect just getting to the CM to require 3 now 4 rolls...
Tsubomi knows how to navigate Kamakura and Kibougahana just fine. Now she's dealing with a cityscape well over an order of magnitude larger and more sprawling. And it's one she's only really explored as a child on field trips and with her parents. Mostly in the 1980s, before public portable GPS and computer map utilities.

For her, this is an adventure, and in some ways a more challenging adventure than either fighting the soccer ball Desertrian or sneaking into Cobraja's camp. At least in those cases she knew exactly what to do in order to accomplish her goals!

I originally said it as a joke, but I'm coming around to it.

[] Trust in the power of Erika Kurumi!
-[] Transform first so people can tell it's important
Not taking this write-in.

If the girls transform first, they're probably going to start by running to the immediate vicinity of Minato at speeds more commonly associated with automobile traffic, only without the hassles of street-level speed limits and "the road doesn't go that way."

But then they'll be running around on the rooftops and stopping to ask for directions is inconvenient up there, so they'll be a lot more likely to at least start by asking the fairies to try and sense the Senshi, because from fifty meters above the streets they're a lot more helpful and immediately accessible than random pedestrians on the sidewalk below are.

This is basically "trust in magic," but with a "but I don't trust Chypre and Coffret so ignore them" chaser, and Tsubomi and Erika don't consider Chypre and Coffret to be untrustworthy.

They're strange, excitable, and occasionally annoying, yes, but Tsubomi and Erika themselves are both at least two out of three of those things anyway even on a good day!
 
This is basically "trust in magic," but with a "but I don't trust Chypre and Coffret so ignore them" chaser, and Tsubomi and Erika don't consider Chypre and Coffret to be untrustworthy.
Now that's just twisting my words. Transforming and asking directions before starting to roof hop is what my idea boils down to. Asking coffret and chypre for help once they think they're close would just be common sense.

Please don't put words into my mouth, even via the proxy of putting words in Torgamous' mouth.
 
Question @Simon_Jester is there a reason we can't call the public CM hotline for directions?
The big reason is "because Tsubomi does not know what that phone number is."

Sailor Mars and Sailor Venus didn't worry about the phone number because they knew Sailor Mercury would be coming to give Tsubomi a communicator, which is strictly superior to the public phone system, and Cure Blossom is important enough that the Senshi wouldn't mind taking her calls directly, plus she's a schoolgirl just like them and probably wouldn't call during the hours when taking the call would be most inconvenient (unless it was an emergency).

Unfortunately, when Sailor Mercury arrived, she was wrung out from the Uminari Tree Incident, exasperated from repeated failures, and a bit grouchy from being upstaged in the field of applied computational thaumaturgy by a nine year old. She's a good person, but she's not made of stone and she'd been having a bad day. So she curtly showed Tsubomi how to call Sailor Moon in an emergency (and her Diplomacy 6 self might have overstated the 'emergency' angle), then practically grabbed Sailors Mars and Venus by the waist, slung them under her arms, and teleported home in a blue funk.

...

Furthermore, Kibougahana (on the site of OTL Tochigi) is far enough outside the Tokyo metropolitan area that in the month or so the Crystal Millennium has been in serious "we're actually started up" operation, knowledge of its hotline numbers hasn't spread universally to Kibougahana (or Kamakura, which is where Tsubomi lived if you go back past last Saturday).

Tsubomi knows the address because Sailor Venus told her. Erika has the address memorized because she wrote the Crystal Millennium a letter.

Erika remembering the phone number, if she ever knew it, would fall under the "trust in Erika" option.

Neither of the girls have mobile phones
As Torgamous points out, they're in downtown Tokyo (well, built-up parts of Tokyo, somewhere). Pay phones are ubiquitous and they both brought plenty of money to do, say, some light incidental shopping or snacking if they so choose. Sure, 1 Funds on their scale (far below the ones UsagiQuest operates at) isn't very much money, but this kind of thing isn't a problem for them.

So if Erika knew the number, or if one of them could find it out, they could call the Crystal Millennium building easily in theory.
 
Now that's just twisting my words. Transforming and asking directions before starting to roof hop is what my idea boils down to. Asking coffret and chypre for help once they think they're close would just be common sense.
I'm talking about the mechanical effects of the action as written, not the motives of the players.

The girls won't have trouble finding the general vicinity of Minato because there is an 1100-foot steel tower right in the middle of MInato and it is painted bright orange. You can't miss it when you're standing at city skyline altitudes.

Transforming and going to Minato is pretty easy. Finding Crystal Millennium once there, well, you're already up on the roofs and asking the fairies for help on the approach is just common sense, as you say.

...

Therefore, insofar as the proposed write-in action is functionally different from "trust in magic," it can only be different insofar as the girls choose to delay unnecessarily (by not sprinting towards the general vicinity of Minato) or to ignore the fairies' advice even before being given specific reasons to do so.

Please don't put words into my mouth, even via the proxy of putting words in Torgamous' mouth.
-_-

Again, I am describing the mechanical effect of the write-in ("transform, THEN ask for directions"), not the intentions of the authors.

I am also trying to answer these questions quickly, as I leave for work in a few minutes and won't be able to answer any more questions again for about twelve hours.

If you want the write-in's results, I recommend voting for "trust in magic" and then seeing how events unfold. You may not get what you specifically wanted or expected, but then, nobody will be guaranteed of any single specific precise result from any of the options, because time and chance happen to all things.



To reiterate the important bit above, I am now going to have to leave for work and will likely be incommunicado for about twelve hours.

Everyone, please don't stress about finding a 'perfect' write-in option. All the above strategies are viable, though they may not succeed immediately or without odd things happening first. Unexpected complications are part of the genre and this event would have to have a truly remarkable string of bad luck to truly fail entirely.

...

What is in true danger here is not success or failure in some momentous undertaking where the stakes are high, grim, and desperate.

What's in danger is the thread's collective sense of assurance that everything is going according to plan and that nothing can possibly go wrong. Which I do not guarantee. ;)
 
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Knowing that they already know the address, and that none of the options are really bad reaffirms my desire to go for what I see as the best option.

[X] Call for help!
 
A Meeting
A Meeting
So, since CLAMP hasn't been included in the quest canon (yet), I've decided to write an omake, one specifically based around the manga Tokyo Babylon and taking place shortly after its epilogue.
I hope you enjoy this.



Director Samui could swear her coffee was looking at her weirdly.
It didn't have eyes, she knew this, but it still felt like it was watching her.
Focus.
Focus.
She shook her head a little, hoping to clear her mind. There was just so much work.
The raid on the Night Market had only been two weeks ago and there was still so much to fix from it; everything from arranging medical care to assuring security for the merchants.
And now the Senshi had found a major base of Cendrillon's, which was both wonderful, as they'd either be capturing her or thoroughly wrecking her operations come Monday, and also was something she wished her own agents had done themselves; the Senshi seemed to double in influence and power every week.
Well, the base being found was a good thing; the attacks would stop ! There'd be more time for dealing with Ongoro ! The Diet would be much less likely to suddenly cancel MCAT's funding.
Oh, and there was Fudo Kazanari to placate at every turn.
Fuck him, honestly.

Ten minutes later, the paperwork wasn't finished, but she'd splashed some water on her face, drunk the coffee that had not been staring at her, and felt ready to take on the world as she dialed in the number.
The Sumeragi clan, based in Kyoto and known for churning out talented onmyouji, were one of the very, very few magical organizations in Japan that were not entirely under the control of the Imperial Ministry, for reasons vague and ranging from latent loyalty to the "mainstream" Imperial line, to supposedly preparing for a prophesied apocalypse completely unrelated to the Dawn of Fire.
And whatever the rumors said, a contact at the Ise Shrine had passed along a message to the former clan Head, who had arranged a meeting over the phone about hiring some members of the clan as consultants and other miscellaneous things.

It was a pity, though, that the current leader of the clan, despite seemingly living in Tokyo, had been thoroughly unfindable so far.

Lady Sumeragi proved to be quite courteous; they discussed consultants, teaching classes, the possibility of the Clan helping out with their exorcism research, and Samui felt reasonably sure she wouldn't sell every bit of information she got to Onogoro.

-" Thank you for your assistance, Lady Sumeragi. MCAT is grateful for your help."

There was a very, very long pause.

The panicked, extremely irrational thought of Lady Sumeragi having had a sudden stroke tried to worm its way through Samui's head, only to be thankfully set upon by the slightly saner parts of her brain, who reminded her that being worried about things all the time wouldn't fix them.

-"It saddens me to say so, but few of the Sumeragi Clan live or operate near Tokyo, and it would take weeks for schedules to be rearranged. The 13th clan head, however, while occupied by a number of confidential projects, lives in Shinjuku: I'm sending you his address via fax. I've talked to him already, but it would be best if you were to send some of your agents to espouse the good that can be done by working with you."

-"Well, alright"

She grabbed the fax, told Azumi to take Sho to go meet the guy and then went back to purchasing materials for the special ammo they'd need for the raid.


Azumi wished, a little bit, that she hadn't been sent on this mission. She'd gotten too used to the air conditioning in the apartments and the MCAT building; she'd lived through far worse summers in Kagoshima.
She wanted to kick herself in the head for that thought. First, she messes up who knows how many phone calls, then she spends her time blustering through the job interviews, and now she's thinking about ditching work because of the heat.
You don't get anything in this world if you don't work hard for it.

-"So, I had this weird dream last night. I think it was about a box or something, but I can't remember most of it, and I was hoping to bounce ideas off you so I could remember more."

Sho was smiling at her softly, and she was pretty sure he'd still be smiling once she failed to answer the question correctly.
-"Oh, a box, don't trip on your words, don't go "um", do you remember if it had anything in it ? Maybe something special, like jewelry or a present or something ? Or the box had some decorations on it, if it's the only thing about your dream you remember it must have stood out to you."
Sho blinked.
-"Well, now that you've mentioned it, there was paper ? With stuff written on it and it was all different things but actually all the papers in the box put all together formed a unified idea and you know that reminds me of the literary classes I took in high school where you see how a phrase can mean a lot of things beyond the surface level and there was this great text we studied-"

Allmother, what was she supposed to say ? She didn't understand anything he was saying, and it was basic stuff, his words implied, the stuff every high school graduate kn-

Wait. The Allmother was there now, she'd forgotten about it, and she'd just used her name in a swear. This was bad, bad, she'd have to bring her a gift basket to make up for it and no it wouldn't be enough, it was a gift basket and the Allmother was a goddess, mother of all Youkai, and more importantly a very important ally to MCAT and oh god why did she have to ruin everything she was so-

-"We're here."

Oh no, they'd somehow gotten into the building and climbed up the stairs and were now in front of the door and she'd been too distracted to notice any of that.

She did her best to compose herself as Sho ran the doorbell. Don't panic, don't panic…

The Sumeragi head wasn't what she had expected.
She'd been expecting someone stiff and serious, maybe with glasses, and he kind of was like that, except he was also really, really cute, and his eyes were…
She knew it was rude not to look people in the eye, but in this case, she definitely didn't want to.

-"Who are you ?"

A smile on her face, she faced him in a manner she hoped was friendly and open: "We're
from MCAT, your grandmother said she talked to you about it on the phone. I'm Secretary Kogoerukaze and this is Liaison Daitoku !"

He just stared at her.

-"I'm sorry. I have several personal projects currently ongoing on top of my regular work, and I don't think I'll be of much help anyway. I can't work with you."

Huh ?

-"Well, it's a shame; we could really use someone like you. Can't you at least hear us out a bit ? Things might be better than you think they are."

Without a word, he gestured at them to enter.

The living room wasn't much, really.
There was a coffee table, a sofa, two armchairs and pale patches where there used to be pictures.
She took the sofa, Sho sat on one of the armchairs and the Sumeragi head on the other.
-"So, what are the benefits of working with MCAT ? First, there's full medical and dental insurance, as well as a cushy pension, and also there's-"
She talked and talked and talked, and his expression barely changed through the whole thing.
Uhh, the heat was so bad; she felt like she was going to be sick.
-"To be honest, we really need more professional talent concerning exorcism, there's this ritual the Senshi used that several temples's worth of Buddhist monks haven't been able to replicate and-"
Maybe it was the heat, maybe the fact she'd been talking for fifteen minutes straight without a drink of water, but for a second her headache twinged worse than ever and her stomach churned and she nearly retched but they didn't notice that, right ?

Oh. His expression had changed.
He now looked worringly concerned.

-"Mr. Daitoku, Ms. Kogoerukaze, I'm afraid I've been a terrible host. I had some kakigori in the fridge, but even though I knew you were coming, I forgot to prepare it. Please allow me to rectify my mistake. If you wish to use the bathroom during the meantime, it's at the end of the hallway on the left."
She wanted to hide under a rock. A nice, cool rock where nobody would be able to find her and see her shame.

-"It's okay, Azumi. Splashing some cold water on your face won't hurt."

Well, if Sho was saying it and seemed to think it wasn't rude…

She got up perhaps a tad fast and walked as fast as she could, but didn't run because that would be unladylike.

Finally, fresh water, a drink, I'll no longer feel like a boiled lobster, she thought as she triumphantly oprened the bathroom door.

Oops. Wrong room.
The bedroom was nearly as sparse and empty as the living-room: bed, cupboard, full-length mirror with its glass lying shattered on the ground.

The shards had been sitting there for awhile, covered in dust as they were, and bits of color glinted in the few pieces that still lay in the frame.

She hadn't seen it when she first came in, lining the wall as it did, but there was a desk, covered in papers and bottles of ink and at least three maps of Tokyo with angry red scratchings on them.

It was the only thing so far in this house that had felt alive.

in the middle of the desk, there was a rashinban, newly made. In the middle of it was…

That couldn't be right. The pink things in the jar looked all the world like cherry blossoms, but they reminded her of the glass bowl which had been brought in last week, one which had been used by an Ongoro mage to store the blood of youkai for spell components.

The pink things felt worse, somehow.

He probably had a good reason for having that, right ? Maybe it was just a plant he'd cursed or something.
Or he was secretly a serial killer and his grandmother had sent them into a trap because she hated MCAT or something.

Well, she wasn't going to fall for that.

She picked it up, gingerly looked at it and then heard a crash coming from somewhere else in the house followed by rapid footsteps.

The Sumeragi head, wide-eyed, looked at her through the door.

-"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

-"Wait, she said as he opened the door, what the hell is that thing ?"

-"Oh, you need to give that back, I need it."
-"Uh, no. I have no idea what you're doing with that thing but it doesn't look good, and it's literally my job to take care of things like that." Well, she was technically part of the PR department but he didn't need to know that.
-"Sho, tell him we need to pass that thing through safety regulations at the very least."
-"Yes, we do need to do that."

`-"I was using it as part of a divining ritual. Do you really need to take it?"
Well, it wasn't really her job, but she was still a member of MCAT and MCAT does things like that, so it should be alright."
-"You're really sure ?"
-"YES."
He sighed, closing his eyes.
-"Just be careful."
He shut the door on her and Sho.


-"Well, we need to bring this back to MCAT. I'll also tell the Director how the interview went", Azumi said as they got on the train home.
Tell the Director how things went, tell the Director how things went…

Hadn't she completely failed at her actual mission ?
She felt like she was shriveling up just thinking about it. She couldn't go to MCAT or to the home she shared with the other clan members
-"Hey, Sho, do you know a good hotel nearby ? Don't tremble voice, don't tremble. "It's kinda urgent."

-"Why ?"
-"I can't go home, I just failed at something big, and look, it's bad. I've disappointed Director Samui."

Sho was about to say that Director Samui probably wouldn't mind all that, but he felt Azumi wouldn't believe him.
-"You don't need a hotel: I have a spare bed at my place that I use for camping, and there's udon I made yesterday that I can't finish before it goes bad, so really you'll be the one doing me a favor. And I've been buying ingredients for spellcraft so we can do the anlysis at home !"

She seemed slightly mollified by that, and brightened up when she saw the air conditioning.

While he was preparing the ingredients for the scrying spell they would do on the jar, he saw her switch on the air conditioner, then lie down on the rug in front of it before checking that nobody saw her. That made him smile.

-"So, I poured the vervain and briar ashes in the spring water, and you have the circle thing, right ?"
-"Technically it's an engraved piece of bone, but yes."
The circle thing was put at the bottom of the bowl, a pinch of the petals from the jar was added, and Azumi muttered a longish incantation which set the water to bubbling.

And then the water changed to a red, slightly sticky-looking substance, which they recognized immediately.

-"Okay, we definitely need to talk to that guy."


Azumi had argued half heartedly about accompanying him, but the air felt like hot tar and she'd decided to stay home in the end in case the jar turned out to be a demon-summoning portal or something.

At least he didn't have to climb up a bunch of stairs, because the Sumeragi head seemed to be making a quick beeline towards the train station.
-"Hey, you ! I really need to talk to you right now !"
-"I'm on my way to a job in Ginza."

-"I have a few questions, and you really can't just get up and leave right now because if I'm getting my head bitten off by a demon, I'm blaming it on you."
He sighed.
-"Fine."
-"What was that thing Icewind picked up ? I ran it through a scrying ritual and those things turned the water into blood."
-"I picked them up at Ueno Park, if you have to know. They're not cursed, but there's a chance that you might get killed if you really did do a divination on them. You should probably give them to your boss and also change flats. And maybe spend a few days at your workplace if they have decent wards and security. Also, take this."
He handed Sho two ornately inked ofuda.
-"What the hell were you using that for ?"
, -"A tracking spell. It probably wouldn't have worked anyway."
For what ?
-"So, I gather you're not going to be working with MCAT."
-"I've told you, I don't think I'll be of much help."
They stood there in awkward silence for a few seconds.

Then, he said:

-"Why do you think people hurt others ?"

Sho blinked.
-"What ?"
-"Nothing. It's nothing. Just something someone said…"
-"Who ?" To be honest, Sumeragi didn't seem like the most sociable of people.

-"It was a little girl."
-"A girl ?"

-"She's gone now. She said that maybe, just maybe, everyone who did bad things were just lonely. Even those that treated others as extensions of themselves, so that they would feel no pain in hurting them."

Sho thought of the raid on the Night Market, of the slaves that MCAT rescued more of every day, of the youma for whom humans were cattle.
-"That may be true for some, but others, even most… They don't care at all. They crush people under their feet and think nothing of it."

-"I suppose you are correct"
His voice was soft and resigned.

-"I'm sorry for bothering you.
I think I'll have to go now if I don't want to be late."


-"So, what do you think was that guy's deal ? I thought using the entrails of animals went out of fashion a couple of centuries ago." Sho yawned as they walked into MCAT headquarters the next morning.
-"I don't know, we should give the jar to Doctor Sakurai before we go to talk to him again, and that last bit's probably not our job anyway.
The pair stopped.
There, sitting on the bench next to Director Samui's office, was the man they had met yesterday.

-"I'm glad you're alright."
Edit: I've changed bits of Subaru's caracterisation, as I made him act vastly more jerkish than he ever does in canon, and Sho's been changed from Agent to Liaison because that's not what people who aren't in the field are called. Azumi's last name has been changed from Icewind to Kogoerukaze thanks to advice from Discord.
 
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