Omake: Letters Home (3)
Dear Ma,
We are all well and can't wait to see you again in five more months. Milo is enjoying his driving, he's fastest delivery driver in the city. Hope he don't wreck though. Ty is still working at the mine workshop with me, though he still goes and talks with those enter-pay-newers on his day off.
Yes, I forgot to mention, we get two days off a week! If you work an extra day like I do they pay you extra! Like, I always say, this is the best planet in the Imperium. As long as you listen to the rules about the wildlife and don't leave the city it's not much more dangerous then the underhive, and so much better work places. I do hate the spiders. I wish we had some long-leg spiders like we do on Midgard that ate the other spiders and left people alone. Try and bring some with you if you can.
Orrin is doing very well. Better than all of us. He met an Avernite girl, Laura, at the bookshop. She took him to a reading group that studies the Church teachings. He's reading is so good now. He's helped me lots too, and my reading and writing is much better. My boss is very happy and gave me books on how to work better. Says he will give me a raise if I past a writing test. Orrin is still the best of us though.
He is reading so much, and going to meet with Laura's reading group. They know things I never knew about the Emperor and his plan. Somethings I'm not sure about. They say our Governor Rotbart is the 21st Prime-arch. You know, the ones that led the Space Marines during the great crusade. They say the Emperor held Rotbart back until the end times so that he would have some one to protect his Empire in the dusk of time. And that we on Avernus are being made ready to become his Space Marine legion!
I am not so sure, but the stories they tell about the Governor are amazing. They say that he killed a demon lord with a power knife and mounted the horns above his mantlepiece. He wrestled the king of trolls and beat him to win the right to expand the mines in Dis. He killed a Gnaw Worm by himself with his grenade launcher because he wanted a Gnaw Worm tooth for a letter opener. They even say that he seduced the Siren Queen, and that she now works for him singing lullabies to orphans.
I worry that they might be reading too much sometimes. I caught Orrin with a book that scared me. It seemed to be saying that the Emperor was just a psyker mutant and not a God. I yelled at him like a banshee quail.* He said he didn't believe it and neither did Laura, it was some fellow who came to visit their reading group and he was just reading it so he could tell the other fellow how wrong he was.
I was still mad though. I wanted to burn the book, but Orrin said he'd have to pay for it, so I just made him take it back right away. I went to the next reading meeting and told them all not to talk to people like that. This fellow Hitchens, I wish he'd showed, so I could lick him good and show him that he can't say that sort of thing about the Emperor, but he left the city before I could find him. He was from Dis I think, and was just passing through.
Well, I was thinking that maybe Laura wasn't so good for Orrin, but she was very nice and thanked me for running off that Hitchens. She was worried he was a bad one, but people didn't want to be harsh to him. Good thing she wasn't a bad one, because Orrin told me yesterday she and he are marrying. I asked him to wait until you get here, but he says there isn't enough time because they want to move to Lorien.
She's got a father who has money and is building new workshops in Lorien. Lorien is growing vary fast right now so they say they need to get there early and get settled. Laura's father is hiring Orrin as a shift leader, and when the second workshop is built they're planning to make Orrin a foreman! Our Orrin, a foreman. He always was the smartest of us, but he wouldn't have got a chance if he hadn't come to Avernus.
That is the news about us. Tyrel and I will have a place for you here in Hollin, and we'll just have to arrange a trip to Lorien to see Orrin and have you meet Laura.
Love Tell
*PS: I should explain this. The banshee quail is this little bird that's around in the forest here. Doesn't hurt folk, but it screams a terrifying scream. The Avernites say it's something psykic but the point is it makes people so scared they run away and sometimes run right into trouble cause it scares them so bad. You can get used to it after a while, but they still make your heart race. So when a person yells scary like they say he's like a banshee quail.
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I would like to mention that I had all this 21st Primarch stuff in my notes prior to any posts about cults making us a figure of focus for them, and before all the talk about us being the same as a Primarch. It's like you were all reading my notes!
The next letter was supposed to have the shop in Hollin get attacked by a Gnaw Worm, and then there was that update that had a major Gnaw Worm attack on Hollin. How are you doing it durin? Mind reading?