The Long Founding (Warhammer 40k)
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math says thats 75 not 65
i bet they snuck pass our defenses with a Battleship called "Imperial Steed" or something
Orkdyssius is no joke, heck he's still around unlike Morkillies and Gorkules.
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I think Ferrus will be fucking pissed. Actually, he would already have been because by technicality, in canon he already saw future of his sons...and ironically he said he would not be alive to see it.
Ferrus: Over my dead body!
The Future: Lol LMAO!
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Yeah basically. It was spaceship dispersed through time, from the grim future to the brighter past
the 12 labors of Gorkules
the 12 labors of Gorkules
- slay a Calibanite Lion who's mane, claws and teeth are unbelievably sharp
- slay weird lizard thing that grows 2 more heads every time you crump one and itz blood can hurt the gods
- catch one of those special deer things of this kurnous gitz owned before it ran away from the purple kaboom in the middle; Gork & Mork want to eat it, or maybe throw them back to the great rift have it fight instead of being a git
- catch the biggest baddest Boar ever, Gork and Mork want to ride one like them snake bite gitz
- clean out all them junk worlds them 'umies keep throwing away all that good scrap! theirs enough gubbins that anyone can become flashgit selling it all so start digging
- go into the Red ones backyard and kill some of his birdies then do the same to the blue ones, gork and mork want a new headdress
- pick a scrap with the Minotaurs, steal this "Gene-Seed" so the painboyz can make more space marines for Orks to fight
- (how they fought a 21st founding chapter created in the 36th millennium . . . time travel)
- go to the red ones back yard again and steal his git eating horses
- go beat up a panzee exarch and steal their cool shiny belt, they say she's not such a git who told their warboss and krumped them until she's in charge
- go steal some cows from the purple ones backyard, gork and mork are hungry again
- go beat up some panzee maiden world or craft world or whatever and steal all of this Isha persons apples; i'm pretty sure their's some apples in the purples one's house as well so go over their to double check
- bring back the 3 headed doggy to Gork and Mork without killing it, they want to play fetch and they need a ball that bites back
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shame Troy V2 lost by four votes.
Oh shit quite a lot of companies sent to help out in the War of the Beast and did pretty wellllll and they're gone. Damn lost all Fifteen Companies sent there but they slowed down the Beast quite a lot with that. I'm so glad and happy we got the Increased Replenishment because they need it after this.
Huh, Steel Champions rolled low but got another one for some reason, also adopted as by the Imperial fists chapters.
OH, Steel Champions teaming up with the Iron Hands to fight off the SC's parent legion the Iron warrirors anddddd the Iron hands don't give a damn about guardsmen and end up casing untold losses on the imperial Guard, causing the Steel Champions to hold a Grudge with the Iron hands AND they hate their parent legion again. damn now THIS really does feel like a standard Space Marine Chapter with how the Imperium and other Chapters can be.
Oh holy shit they lost their damn homeworld, they got hoodwinked by the Orks by managed a comeback and retake it fueled by spite and the Orks breaking all the pots the Chapter made.
Yes another Team up, this time with the Blood Angels against the Emperor's Children and do damn well against them. I guess all Iron Warriors and their successors have a bone to pick with the Emperor's Childrne.
I don't know if that Twenty nine was how fast the response was or if it was just how they weren't able to muster as much to do the fight well and seems we/red garden got saved by Ulthwee and Siam-Hann calming them down and having them leave before they earn a grudge.
Oh and then another high roll against the World Eaters clowning on them. Seriously I love how it nearly became a running theme that the Chapters fighting alongside the Steel Champions just kept earning grudges besides they fucked up the mission or caused Friendly Fire a lot and the Blood Angels managed to avoid that fate.
I seriously look forward to how you will write this out Frog.
Holy fuck there is ALOT to unpack here.... I guess the Steel Champions just kick out the orks completely and uterly with some help from the Dark Angels..... and of course there was a Fallen Appearance and the Dark Angels fuck up and cause a Grudge between the two chapters.
Oh shit quite a lot of companies sent to help out in the War of the Beast and did pretty wellllll and they're gone. Damn lost all Fifteen Companies sent there but they slowed down the Beast quite a lot with that. I'm so glad and happy we got the Increased Replenishment because they need it after this.
Huh, Steel Champions rolled low but got another one for some reason, also adopted as by the Imperial fists chapters.
OH, Steel Champions teaming up with the Iron Hands to fight off the SC's parent legion the Iron warrirors anddddd the Iron hands don't give a damn about guardsmen and end up casing untold losses on the imperial Guard, causing the Steel Champions to hold a Grudge with the Iron hands AND they hate their parent legion again. damn now THIS really does feel like a standard Space Marine Chapter with how the Imperium and other Chapters can be.
Oh holy shit they lost their damn homeworld, they got hoodwinked by the Orks by managed a comeback and retake it fueled by spite and the Orks breaking all the pots the Chapter made.
Yes another Team up, this time with the Blood Angels against the Emperor's Children and do damn well against them. I guess all Iron Warriors and their successors have a bone to pick with the Emperor's Childrne.
I don't know if that Twenty nine was how fast the response was or if it was just how they weren't able to muster as much to do the fight well and seems we/red garden got saved by Ulthwee and Siam-Hann calming them down and having them leave before they earn a grudge.
Oh and then another high roll against the World Eaters clowning on them. Seriously I love how it nearly became a running theme that the Chapters fighting alongside the Steel Champions just kept earning grudges besides they fucked up the mission or caused Friendly Fire a lot and the Blood Angels managed to avoid that fate.
I seriously look forward to how you will write this out Frog.
Correction it was Truy I a neighboring fortress world that was loss.
It was still a pretty bad incident though.
It was still a pretty bad incident though.
AH, so it wasn't their Homeworld. That's a lot better, I was wondering how the hell that happened but yah, I guess it was a due wake up call that just because the Orks in THAT sector were broken or killed, it didn't mean more that were much more battle tested and ready couldn't should up.
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so they didn't lose their home world but one the neighboring ones got taken and they had to retake it
The Steel Champions are pretty much always fighting Orks.
Its why they got the double size trait for free because you can't expect a chapter under attack from Orks that often to contribute much of anything other than defense in its home area unless you let them be double sized.
Wait, did the sons of Perturabo save the original Imperial Fists chapter? It would be a major change of the timeline without changing it to a degree that is impossible for other events to happen
Not that lucky but theirs still plenty of irony in that encounter regardless.
So THAT's why it was 'Due to Mandate and Homeworld choice' they were expected to defend the Segementum Solar but couldn't due their homeworld choice, so double sized was given for free. Oh boy what does that mean for the Xeno-fauna Apex Predator world? and I love how this Chapter is the one that legally gets a pass on being double the standard limit.
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Perturabo: My sone saved your sons asses!
Rogal: That is true.
Rogal: That is true.
I mean I mean even one company survive instead of One person would be great
Now thats just adorable! Or is it aDORNable
Death worlds usually still get the normal restrictions.
Being on the frontier with an Ork Empire the repeatedly spits out utter monsters at a horrifying rate on the other hand gets some leeway.
Gorkules had Custodes of the Dread Host and Imperial Assassins helping to bring him down.
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... Okay, this is going to be a hilarious write-up to read. And I'm not sure if I'm anticipating the actual chapter or the 'Emperor and Primarchs React' more.
That said, the Relationships write-up is going to be fascinating to see for the Chapter. Because uh, between 'May as well be True Brothers' with the Imperial Fists, the very solid relationship with the Blood Angels, the Vendetta against their actual blood-brothers in the Iron Warriors (they really decided to Greek this up, didn't they?) and the Vendettas with the Dark Angels and the Iron Hands?
I feel like it can more or less be summarised as 'Bit touchy but solidly dependable and excellent folks. They also agree with us about those other bastards!' for the majority of regular groups of the Imperium.
That said, the Relationships write-up is going to be fascinating to see for the Chapter. Because uh, between 'May as well be True Brothers' with the Imperial Fists, the very solid relationship with the Blood Angels, the Vendetta against their actual blood-brothers in the Iron Warriors (they really decided to Greek this up, didn't they?) and the Vendettas with the Dark Angels and the Iron Hands?
I feel like it can more or less be summarised as 'Bit touchy but solidly dependable and excellent folks. They also agree with us about those other bastards!' for the majority of regular groups of the Imperium.
So were the Steel Champions inches away from destroying the Ork Empire for good when the Dark Angels ran off without explanation (as they are wont to do)?
Interesting to see the Eldar avoiding a Grudge. Their Farseer Shenanigans are an obvious source of bitterness but good for them. They used diplomacy for once, hopefully it will become a habit.
Interesting to see the Eldar avoiding a Grudge. Their Farseer Shenanigans are an obvious source of bitterness but good for them. They used diplomacy for once, hopefully it will become a habit.
If that really happened EVERYONE would be pissed at them. And if any are alive when Lion awakens he would imidietly execute them.
Overall still not horrible knew they would be put through the paces and they did succeed in the end