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It is the far future of 1999.

Guangchou, the once miserable and derided backwater has changed irrevocably.

Once a verdant Jungle, it now consists of 90% Iron Tigers by Mass. The cars are Iron Tigers. The Tractors are Iron Tigers. The ships are Iron Tigers. Even the buildings and the farms are Iron Tigers and soon. Soon the Mad Genius Wei Jungmin shall finish his final work, and all of Guangchou shall forever leave its moorings in the ocean bed, and stride across the surface of the Earth as an Iron Tiger.

The Great Leader now makes his speeches from his personal Iron Tiger, from were he streams his daily life, including what he eats for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Not snacktime, though. Snacktime is private time.

I hadn't through to turn it into an artillery piece TBH - my plan is kind of to ignore the army and pour all our funds into the navy and air force (like any good island nation :V) so I was going to have it specialized as a TELAR (tractor-erect-launcher and radar) so anti-air and anti-surface missiles. That way we can take advantage of the bonuses that specialization brings when we design things for it.
The Long range SAMs and the anti-ship cruise missiles are too big to have the radar on the same chassis, so those would need a variant that carries just missiles, another that carries just the engagement radar, and a third that just carries the detection radar. The medium and short ranged SAMs on the other hand can have built in radar. (This is all based on the S-300/Buk/Tor systems BTW).
In the case of the medium and short ranged SAMs, the head could include a big ol' flap radar that deployed like a technological frilled lizard's frill.

I was also considering making the actual missile box into a literal shipping container for camouflage and ease of transport.

Edit: There is an alternative however that uses only a humanoid chassis - we build two 21ton mechs (the smallest we can build) and have them carry the missile box/radar between them, like two people would carry a stretcher. Or we put said missiles on something like a hiking trailer for the mechs to tow. Between two mechs there's 24 tons of payload capcity to spare, which is more than enough - and if we use the the trailers one mech can probably pull a whole missile box (because it doesn't have to support the whole weight). This system is pretty flexible because the mechs can help to erect and take down the equipment and do all kinds of other utility things. We could design a utility/engieering mech that's the equivalent of a Toyota Hylux and just base our entire logistical core on that. It would really give a new meaning to 'mechanized infantry'. :V

I had this idea of a spider-mech-artillery hybrid. Basically a multi-leg configuration that's meant to be more maneuverable than standard arty. Can traverse more uneven terrain than regular wheel-based or even track-based SP arty. Plus we build it to need much less time for setting up and packing up so that it can fire and relocate much more quickly. Problem I see though is how big a gun it can carry, though we might partially go around that with rocket or missile artillery.



On another note, have you guys heard of the Shagohod?
 
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So, if we work on how to scale them down, we might manage to start fielding some impressively armored infantry?
Yes, though you won't have the tech and knowhow how to do so until the 90s.
Mmmm, not quite. More like...

Honestly, just slap two more legs onto the thing, attach them to the missile box, hang the cabin underneath with a 180° rotatable machine-gun or two, and call it a day. That would be much more cheaper than that.
I wonder what kind of wildlife we have on our island, do we have some sort of unique animal(s)/plant(s) or just generic southern Asian wildlife?
Mostly the latter, with some colorful flowers and some interesting (if you're into that kind of thing) insects and butterflies around.
 
Is there anything special about our turbine engines? Beyond the fact that they exist and can actually be produced by a tiny third rate nation?
 
They are incredibly rugged and can survive far harsher environments/treatments/maintenance-cycles than other (equal) turbine systems.

If I may suggest some fluff, perhaps they use a combination of magnetic and air film bearings to allow their shafts to spin without contact? Normally both air bearings and magnetic bearings can only take about 1/3 of the load that a physical bearing can take, so doubling up on them would just add cost for relatively little gain. But the IT already has an electric generator build in so the magnetic bearing is 'free', and adding the air bearing brings up the load enough that the maintenance savings outweigh the somewhat gentler treatment in requires.
 
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Just an FYI update on the Update, since the plan is quite large (and some lucky rolls helping you), I'll be splitting it into three (shorter) updates. One Future Looking Back update, one International Diplomacy update, and one Internal Happenings update.

For the first one, I'll need some volunteers, as it will entail a 2003 Internet-Forum discussion about the Carrier Incident. ~3/4 people should do, and it'll be mostly shitposting at a new site-user that is trying to write a school-paper about the whole thing. Nothing more than a few comments will be needed. (Please be aware that I will start that part only after I updated my main Quest on the 9th.)


Also, you basically resolved the whole incident.
...ye.

Achievement Unlocked: Adult At The Table
 
"God has decided to send a carrier giftwrapped at the madlads on Guangchou. And naturally, the unconquerable island dismissed the venerable WW2 class and it's newer craft outdated, as only they could.:D"
 
For the first one, I'll need some volunteers, as it will entail a 2003 Internet-Forum discussion about the Carrier Incident. ~3/4 people should do, and it'll be mostly shitposting at a new site-user that is trying to write a school-paper about the whole thing. Nothing more than a few comments will be needed. (Please be aware that I will start that part only after I updated my main Quest on the 9th.)
The leaders of the so called free world are dumbasses and needed an adult to tell them to shut up and behave, which our glorious leader did. End report.

Insert proper name here. Sorry i'm bad with names.
 
"God has decided to send a carrier giftwrapped at the madlads on Guangchou. And naturally, the unconquerable island dismissed the venerable WW2 class and it's newer craft outdated, as only they could.:D"
:unconquerable? Aren't they a puppet of china?
:Bah that's just a polite fiction china tolerates because they know how badly trying to conquer them would go, and they don't want to lose their shield.
 
The leaders of the so called free world are dumbasses and needed an adult to tell them to shut up and behave, which our glorious leader did. End report.

"As an American, I shall say this...we deserved this Loss as a reminder of the danger of Hubris. But little did we know...the Seventies weren't done with our nation yet."- Ken Burns "Iwo Jima Crisis", an American Malise Retrospective Ep 8, 2004.

"At least we didn't mess around with Mai Li and...oh wait it's actually Li Mia. God imagine if we fucked that up. She did so MUCH for the State department."- Cyberman223

"I don't know what's more humiliating, the fact that God threw away your aircraft carrier and made you take an L...or that you had to cry to a gay woman to make you feel better."- GAUNGCHOUFOREVER.

"At least the Government got rid of Lind and those Reformer fucks who wanted a war."-Cyberman223

"Yeah...You do know what that caused right?"-GAUNGCHOUFOREVER.

"...My Dad PROUDLY say's if he knew what Lind did next, he'd have shot him."- Cyberman223

"Why is it that when you Americans make a good decision, Three more bad things seem to happen to you. Its like your all cursed." - GAUNGCHOUFOREVER.

"Its the Calvinist in the Nation's character...we're either doing absolutely shit...or we're better then all of you."- Cyberman223

"What does Calvinism have to do with any of this?"- GAUNGCHOUFOREVER.

"Its the American Citizen's Bi-Polar Disorder...they either think God Loves them or hates them. There is no middle-ground with them."-Cyberman223

"
I still can't believe you idiots made it through the 70s without a Civil War." -GAUNGCHOUFOREVER.

"It surprised a lot of us too." -Cyberman223
 
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The leaders of the so called free world are dumbasses and needed an adult to tell them to shut up and behave, which our glorious leader did. End report.

Insert proper name here. Sorry i'm bad with names.
Pretty funny, but that section is more meant with me adding the volunteers into a Conversation.

I'd playing the part of the instigating poster and the corralling meme-poster summoner, before taking the convo and turning it into a cohesive whole.

(Yes, the volunteers get to read it first. Gotta reward enduring my bull. :V)
 
Pretty funny, but that section is more meant with me adding the volunteers into a Conversation.

I'm interested, if there is still room for more volunteers.

Edit: also, just want to say thank you for the update. I don't think any of us mind the wait, or that it needs to be split into 3 parts. I think we're all just excited for everything that will happen, because it sounds like we go through a lot
 
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By acting like fools on the international stage. Yes. We then dared America to call us out on it and used the threat of WWIII to shake them down. Twice mind you. The littering fine is one thing but don't forget we also agreed to cover the stay of their sailors and we may or may not have inflated the prices just for them.

All according to keikaku.
 
By acting like fools on the international stage. Yes. We then dared America to call us out on it and used the threat of WWIII to shake them down. Twice mind you. The littering fine is one thing but don't forget we also agreed to cover the stay of their sailors and we may or may not have inflated the prices just for them.
Combine with the action of our farmers, we tossed eggs both metaphysically and physically to America's face.
 
I'm going to call it a win that we prevented World War III. Sure it embarrasses the US government a bit but there really isn't much you can do against an act of nature that puts a multi ton warship on your soil. Sure we humiliated ourselves a bit by acting like idiots but in the long run and distant future of 2022, Our glorious leader will be heralded as a hero for stopping it.

Combine with the action of our farmers, we tossed eggs both metaphysically and physically to America's face.
Technically it was goose eggs and the Farmer probably has good cause to sue the US Navy for destruction of his property and goods. Can you imagine the reaction if he did try to sue them for destroying his stuff and property? :)
 
Hmmmm, could we create a closed city where we can do IT research in the open without having it leak?
I'm imagining a space where we can develop all the civilian applications like CyberSyn and factory robots and whatnot, so that when we reveal IT to the world we're ready to quickly deploy this stuff to our civilian economy because we've already ironed out most of the bugs.
 
Hmmmm, could we create a closed city where we can do IT research in the open without having it leak?
I'm imagining a space where we can develop all the civilian applications like CyberSyn and factory robots and whatnot, so that when we reveal IT to the world we're ready to quickly deploy this stuff to our civilian economy because we've already ironed out most of the bugs.
Thats what the IT-Research Compound is slowly turning into. You already got a huge underground area, makes sense to make use of that.
 
One thing I would like us to look into eventually, a new TV program that pokes fun at the absurdity of corporations in capitalist societies. Basically Dilbert but with a more Eastern name.
 
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