I am using the last of my birthday powerTM to inform you Zobio & Zobiko are likely to always be available because everyone in the area doesn't want to hire zombies XD
Honestly that's not surprising since I doubt anyone wants to be near actual zombies.
On a scale of one to 10, what would the odds be if Majima meets Clutch the Opossum? Or becomes a cat to fight some girl in a hat (A Hat in Time reference)?
Majima would probably do well against Clutch in a fight, but Clutch isn't exactly one that plays by the rules.
He'd probably get concerned....but he'd make for a good tactician and tank commander for our Empire! Just as soon as we get him some proper equipment AND a tank up to Eggman Empire code!
Isara: Are you insulting my tank!?!
 
A random joke taken from Hotel Transylvania now that we're discussing Zobio & Zobiko:

(Zobio, Zobiko and a disguised Belle are infiltrating a Zombie infested land)

Belle: Are these guys gonna kill me?

Zobio: Not if they think you're zombie!

Belle: Isn't that kinda racist?

Zobiko, incredibly deadpan: Just follow our lead.
 
Commence celebratory dance!
*Plays Henry Stickmin Distraction Dance*

Majima would probably do well against Clutch in a fight, but Clutch isn't exactly one that plays by the rules.
True...But Majima WOULD be capable of fighting his way out...right?

Isara: Are you insulting my tank!?!
Your tank is great! But it's the ONLY tank up to Eggman Empire code! And it's YOURS! Shouldn't Welkin have a tank of his own?
 
Actually, from what I'm seeing from their video game appearance, the house of the dead zombies considered them to be alive and attack them
Commence celebratory dance!
*Plays Henry Stickmin Distraction Dance*


True...But Majima WOULD be capable of fighting his way out...right?


Your tank is great! But it's the ONLY tank up to Eggman Empire code! And it's YOURS! Shouldn't Welkin have a tank of his own?
It's Majima he can get out of anything, but we really should try to get them preferably after this adventure… if he sticks around enough. I really hope the upgrades we give me for the adventure is enough once we send him to recruit him.
 
Belle: Are these guys gonna kill me?

Zobio: Not if they think you're zombie!

Belle: Isn't that kinda racist?

Zobiko, incredibly deadpan: Just follow our lead.
Would the zombies even be interested in Belle since she's made of wood and metal?
True...But Majima WOULD be capable of fighting his way out...right?
Well hopefully he'll have some backup with him, cause I wouldn't mind having his construction crew with him as well.
Your tank is great! But it's the ONLY tank up to Eggman Empire code! And it's YOURS! Shouldn't Welkin have a tank of his own?
Welkin: Why wouldn't I let my sister pilot the tank?
 
A random joke taken from Hotel Transylvania now that we're discussing Zobio & Zobiko:

(Zobio, Zobiko and a disguised Belle are infiltrating a Zombie infested land)

Belle: Are these guys gonna kill me?

Zobio: Not if they think you're zombie!

Belle: Isn't that kinda racist?

Zobiko, incredibly deadpan: Just follow our lead.
Belle: and i just have to say BLLAAARRGGHH!! BRAINS and FLESH! And they will let us through?

Zobio: one we yell, we dont say brains or flesh,

Zobiko: brains are very terrible to eat, usually most zombies go for the chest or thighs, rheh have more taste and nutrtional values

Belle: wait there a guide on what body part to eat?

Zobio: of course! How else can i maintain my figure? Personally for me i just eat the arms or lungs, trying to watch my weight

Belle: but you have no active organs how can you gain weight?

Zobiko: we dont, the stuff is just sitting in our stomachs

Belle: oh
 
It's Majima he can get out of anything, but we really should try to get them preferably after this adventure… if he sticks around enough
True....But I also have a sneaking suspicion that even AFTER being recruited...he can leave whenever he wants...

We'd need to check out the region under Yakuza control...just in case....

Well hopefully he'll have some backup with him, cause I wouldn't mind having his construction crew with him as well.
Hm....how well do you think he would make something if we provide him materials AND extra workers in the form of Egg Pawns?

Welkin: Why wouldn't I let my sister pilot the tank?
Huh......I kinda forgot the crew requirement for Isara's tank. I thought is a one-man (or one-woman in Isara's case) tank. But Isara and Welkin piloting her tank....That's a good combo.
 
especially if Isara starts copying Eggman as a mad scientist.

You know we really should write that.

Maybe finally get around to teaching our minions proper PRESENTATION!
Huh......I kinda forgot the crew requirement for Isara's tank. I thought is a one-man (or one-woman in Isara's case) tank. But Isara and Welkin piloting her tank....That's a good combo.

...Does that mean Isara will outrank him?
 
We'd need to check out the region under Yakuza control...just in case....
How far is it from our territory?
Hm....how well do you think he would make something if we provide him materials AND extra workers in the form of Egg Pawns?
The materials would definitely interest him, not sure what he'll think of the Eggpawns but hopefully he'll be happy with them. In fact I can see him putting his own finishing touches on them as well.

Huh......I kinda forgot the crew requirement for Isara's tank. I thought is a one-man (or one-woman in Isara's case) tank. But Isara and Welkin piloting her tank....That's a good combo.
And Welkin would definitely be overprotective with his sister after losing her once.
 
The yakuza territory is actually pretty far away from the Greenhill zone is here for a reason and if he was willing to come all this way to the Greenhill zone… he needs our help.
 
Even if this is a villains victorious story there is always the chance of more obscure and older characters showing up as hero units. A good example would be Sparkster the Rocket Knight showing up as a hero unit for the restoration, Sketch Turner from Comix Zone or Casey from Kid Chameleon. This is just very old era characters.

Edit: I really want Sparkster to show up. The inherent zanyness of a rocket powered knight is just amazing.
 
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The yakuza territory is actually pretty far away from the Greenhill zone is here for a reason and if he was willing to come all this way to the Greenhill zone… he needs our help.
That just raises more questions now on how or why his profile got into Starline's power point.

Still having him around could help us make connections in the criminal underworld, maybe even one in the Empire.
 
Even if this is a villains victorious story there is always the chance of more obscure and older characters showing up as hero units. A good example would be Sparkster the Rocket Knight showing up as a hero unit for the restoration, Sketch Turner from Comix Zone or Casey from Kid Chameleon. This is just very old era characters.

Peek behind the curtain, wanted to use the old school game Dynamite Düx, so you're right on the money there for things that COULD show up
 
...Does that mean Isara will outrank him?
No clue.

How far is it from our territory?
Well...Green Hills territory is on the Eastern half of a continent that is analogous to North America. The Yakuza territory is on a set of islands between this world's equivalent of India and Australia (AKA Downunda).

And Welkin would definitely be overprotective with his sister after losing her once.
Oh definitely.

That just raises more questions now on how or why his profile got into Starline's power point.

Still having him around could help us make connections in the criminal underworld, maybe even one in the Empire.
Majima (from what I have heard) has a habit of showing up in the most unexpected of places...
 
Boo-hoo please just tell us how long is Majima willing to stick around for us please just a little bit of use of your birthday power just a smidgen left a little drop in the gas/jk
 
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