Do Not Disturb
Hades was pacing, trying to remain calm as he spoke to those he gathered, "Look, I know we had a deal, and I'm sticking to that, honest. I freed you, you help me get one over the muscle-head, I take over Olympus, you get the Earth to roam, and we're all mostly happy."
Hades looked at the titans, "Thing is, my lovely flower bloom, thinks my boy Zag could use a sibling or three. And who am I to deny her, eh? But some people, who shall remain nameless," Hades glared at the titans as his voice turned harsh, "are being some real mood killers! So if you five could just rein it in... a... bit... Hold on?"
Hades quickly did a head count, got five, and then recounted only one of Lythos' heads.
"Friends, buddies, pals. Where is Pyros?"
The titans didn't answer verbally, but turned to look in a specific direction. Confused, Hades also looked.
Is that Mount Etna?
That's Mount Etna.
That's Mount ETNA!
Quick as a flash, Hades was there, trying to find the missing titan, and saw a melted hole still dripping with magma.
Hades moved.
Suddenly before the Lord of Fire, Hades, steadily growing redder, spoke with barely restrained anger, "Pyros, bubala. Why are you here?"
The titan of fire looked at the god of the dead, and spoke one word, "Typhon."
Hades registered the word, burning intensely red before abruptly shifting to blue. He seemed completely devoid of anger, "I see."
Hades then called upon his domain as Lord of All That Lies Beneath The Earth, expelling the titan and plugging the hole it had left with a single blast.
"IF THERE'S ONE THING MY MEATHEAD BROTHER DID RIGHT IT IS PUTTING TYPHON UNDER A ROCK! UNDER THIS ROCK! DO NOT DISTURB THIS ROCK! DO NOT FUCK WITH TYPHON! IF I CATCH YOU OR ANY OF YOUR BROTHERS COMING NEAR THIS MOUNTAIN AGAIN I WILL UNLEASH ALL THE ANGER, MALICE, AND HATRED OF ALL WHO DIED UPON YOUR ASSES!!!"
Hades continued to vent the blistering invective that had been building up since the titans' release, their actions causing no little stress for him as his bargain with them meant that he couldn't check them unless they really went of the rails. Such as trying to release Typhon.
Hades calmed down some, took a breath to try and calm some more. He'd go back to Mount Olympus, inform the other titans that Mount Etna was OFF LIMITS, if they hadn't heard his yelling already, and give Cerberus some belly rubs to try and relax.
As he left, Hades wondered if he should have the words "Do Not Disturb" imprinted on Mount Etna.
