1828 EY
Negaverse: The Ochruhr Conspiracy
Ten years of humiliation. Ten years of being the Laughingstock of Saffron. Ten years of being sneered at, of being snubbed at every corner, of watching helplessly as the
bastards who profited the most made off like
fucking bandits.
The Tortuns. The Sketch. The Stermer. The Hespranxer. The Halvini. The Kielmer. The Emarin. The Ital city states. The stuck up, puffed up city states
in general.
Well. If there was anything positive, it was that
bastard had died in the middle of nowhere, doing nothing of importance. Though Josef the III would have really liked to do the deed personally, he'd accept a random bout of mob violence doing the job for him.
"Sire, the latest reports are in."
Ah, there was the second bout of good news. Josef could even claim to be responsible for this bit.
"The Stermer Republicans are being quietly suppressed until we can compromise them more. The Ochruhr Republicans are now completely compromised. The Ital and Behrevar Republicans are mostly compromised. The Tortun Republicans are currently being compromised."
"Excellent work." Josef even meant it too; the culmination of one decade's toil, to wreak vengeance upon the traitors and restore the Ochruhr. It was a shame that the Behrevar had to be used like this, but they were most convenient, so it had to be done. The rest, though?
They could all burn in hell. Give the bastard some company, seeing how they all folded like cheap dresses.
"Anything else?"
"Yes, sire. There's a plot by the Vortugans and Hespranxer to strike against the Dual Monarchy."
"Tell me more," Josef said, grin slashing across his face. Another chance to strike at his enemies? This must be his lucky day.
"The Vortugans are enlisting the minor power Nohon into attacking the Dual Monarchy's Kyberian holdings, and coordinating a strike with the Hespranxer to strike at the Khemetri at the same time."
Josef's grin stretched his face. He didn't think he'd get to take a serious swing at the Dual Monarchy
and the Hespranxer at the same time.
"Fantastic work. You may eat at the second table tomorrow. I'll be sure to make space there for you."
Through a surprising twist, the Ochruhr's intelligence services have discovered a Vortugan-Hespranxer plot against the Dual Monarchy! How do you take advantage?
[] [Conspiracy] 2 PW - Pass up on it
[] [Conspiracy] 1 PW - Arm the Hespranxer Republicans
[] [Conspiracy] 1 PW - Arm the Wemerin Republicans
[] [Conspiracy] 2 PW - Arm both
[] [Conspiracy] 4 PW - Arm and then sabotage both
Citino said:
Hahaha oh wow this is fucking fantastic! We can get even more of the bastards! @French you were so fucking right!
MatterMax said:
Right, so we can finally get those smug, useless traitors.
[X] Arm both
Vader Lite said:
keksimus maximus
[X] Arm both
Passive Mammal said:
No reason not to take Arm Both; we get to stab our enemies full strength. Besides, the Dual Monarchy has the "greatest army in the world"; they can take a beating or twenty.
Tengam said:
aquifer said:
QingDynasty said:
Yeah, fuck those guys. [X] Arm both
Ssyr said:
Oh man the overextension is real.
French said:
Ssyr said:
Oh man the overextension is real
He gets it. You know you're all going to be wrecked if even a single thing goes wrong, right?
eikeev said:
Ssyr said:
Oh man the overextension is real.
Who's going to punish us for it, anyway?
-Tortun Duchies
--Not likely, they'll be on fire
-Behrevar
--Not likely, they'll be on fire
-Hespranxer
--On fire and overextended
-Vortuga
--Basically not a Great Power, plus we're helping to kick the Dual Monarchy
-Khemetri
--Too busy fighting off the Hespranxer
-Dual Monarchy
--Too busy suppressing the Wemerin, plus they just set themselves on fire
-Sketch
--Too far away and not good enough at espionage
There's really no one who'd punish us for reaching out like this.
[X] Arm both
Professor Seed said:
rolls diplomatic die hoo boy you guys are not going to like this