I want a refund! (Tinker of Fiction Semi-SI)
Nonono. That was normal operations. I'm talking about an interrupt! As in Addy asks RL to run up to Coil's Shard and go "Hey hey hey! Look at these cute cat videos!" AMD eother the simulation ends abruptly or suddenly Coil sees cute cats invading the sim.that sort of thing. A purposeful interruption. Imagine somebody slamming open the door and screaming hello to you right now. An Interrupt!
canned Tomatoes
verified non-perishable
- Location
- Germany
That's honestly a really good question.
The question is if Reality Lens can send messages into the Eden shard network.
Which is a maybe. I don't quite remember if it can send stuff to the Simurgh. If yes, then that's probably possible.
- Location
- Neptune
Actually, things didn't go as planned and not all attempts at creating Nuka Cola were as successful as expected. On a positive note though, Lisa can now make Brawndo, which is what Squealer craves.
Unders
Suffers from delusions of competence
Hehe, I had the day off today which is why I'm so active today. It'll ease off a bit soonish.
Bloodborne isn't on the list. The Wonders of Parahuman Puberty: Powers and You has the list of tech trees I roll from.
Actually it isn't specifically about magical girls. It'll just encourage the whole magical girl image thing she's got going on because for some reason all my rolls for new tech trees keep giving Addy options to get more powers. So much for me originally thinking when I started this that she'd wind up being a girlier Nilbog or something instead of the tinker version of Eidolon (without the issues ofc)
It's a pity that work has slowed down my writing. I really wanted to post the non-canon levi fight omake I'd written in place of the real chapter as an April fool's joke. Alas, I shall have to troll people some other way.
This is fanon Simmy. So not 100% evil. Also Wards doesn't exist in this story (though I may steal characters and/or ideas if I think they're neat), so her goal isn't to preserve humans to restart the cycle. At the moment her goals are mostly get free (from Eidolon and Scion) as well as troll and/or rule over humanity. You can blame Eidolon's accidental forced activation on this, because making a Eldritch monster properlly simulate human emotions to better mind rape people apparently has the side effect of making the eldritch monster more human-like.
Fallout was her first tech tree. She can swap back to it now if she wants to, but at the moment she's on FFX/X-2 and I've already rolled her next tech tree.
I'd like to think the Merchants would be smart enough not to drink the bright blue, glowing liquid that makes your pee glow but sadly they probably aren't.
The way I figure it is the Eden shards on on travel-mode battery power rather than the deployed and properly set up and powered mode all the regular trigger shards are. So they're not dead so much as on sleep-mode, with the ones attached to vial capes being seriously awake and seriously confused at the non-standard connection and forced mixing going on. Reality Lens could communicate with Coil's shard, but it'd have to be close enough to get a local connection going seeing as Reality isn't part of the proper network and doesn't have all the proper addresses to communicate with everything.
As for the meme-bombing bit, it could do so. No guarantee it'd affect Coil in any meaningful way though. The constant memeing at QA hasn't filled Taylor's thoughts with cats after all.
Reality Lens can communicate with Simmy. It's currently annoyed at Simmy due to the whole tricking it into making Best Host lose out on 10 days of important (to Host) tinkering.
Canon Omake: Magpie PHO.
Unders
Suffers from delusions of competence
Have a tiny little canon PHO omake. This is some of the cut PHO stuff I thought about doing for the Chapter 21 sleepover.
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♦ Topic: Magpie
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Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted On Apr 28th 2011:
So we have a new little hero in the bay, Mothri's little sister, who goes by the name Magpie.
She had her debut tonight, aiding her older sister in clearing out a Merchant drug den and even battling mush.
Adorable pictures:
[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9]
Video Links. Not high quality sadly as they're from camera phones and filmed from a distance away: [1][2][3][4]
HD adoradle pictures (courtesy of ZoomClick): [1][2][3]
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♦ Topic: Magpie
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay ► Capes
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted On Apr 28th 2011:
So we have a new little hero in the bay, Mothri's little sister, who goes by the name Magpie.
She had her debut tonight, aiding her older sister in clearing out a Merchant drug den and even battling mush.
Adorable pictures:
[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9]
Video Links. Not high quality sadly as they're from camera phones and filmed from a distance away: [1][2][3][4]
HD adoradle pictures (courtesy of ZoomClick): [1][2][3]
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►Mothri (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Deathbychocolate
Yeah she's my little sister. She can be a little bit of a handful, but her heart is in the right place.
It was her first night out and I was showing her the ropes. She did well, even though she wanted to keep the evidence.
►SamHandwich
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Mothri
What, like the drugs?
►Mothri (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@SamHandwich
No, she tried to keep all the cellphones and drug money we discovered, trying to claim it as loot.
►Ghostcat (Verified Not A Ghost)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Okay that's hilarious. So she's like a real magpie then? Trying to loot all the shinies.
►Tumbles
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
So kind of like this?
HippityHoppityThisIsNowMyPropertyMagpieVersion.jpeg
►Mothri (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Ghostcat
Yes...
@Tumbles
It hurts my soul how accurate that is. Also she must never see that meme. She will either become insufferable or she will quote it at every opportunity.
►Antigone
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
So what are her powers? The crow thing makes sense in a way if she's related to you. You do bugs and she does crows. Powers run in families after all.
Where the hell do the water and ice attacks come from? She has that magical girl look going for her. Please tell me she's not like crazy Myrddin.
►Char
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Aren't there vigilante laws that let capes keep the stuff they loot from bad guys? Aren't you being harsh on your little sister by denying her the option of looting anything not nailed down.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
hey since magpie and mothri are sisters and magpie's eyes are clearly asian does that mean mothri is also asain? Also why are they purple? I bet its because of the mind control chemicals the government is putting in the water
[Mod Warning] Underfire: Don't speculate about cape identities. Come on Void, you should know this by now
►Mothri (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Char
I know, but the phones are worth more in police hands as they can use it to gain convictions or obtain more information on general drug movements. Also we all know the Merchants tend to use a lot of counterfeit money too and I don't want my little sister to accidentally spread that sort of thing around.
Also I'm pretty sure she isn't aware of those vigilante looting laws. If she was I have the feeling a crowbar would be part of her costume. She's not one to waste anything useful.
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►Uncultured (Banned)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
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[Mod Warning] Underfire: She's an underage girl. Comments like that would be inappropriate if she was over 18. SInce she's most definitely not over 18 enjoy your ban.
►Underfire (Moderator)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Okay people stop this right now. I shouldn't have to banhammer three different people for this. She is underage. End of story. The fact I have to remind people of this just makes me depressed. What the hell is it about magical girls that brings out all the perverts?
►Mothri (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Underfire
Thanks for banning those sickos. My little sister is most definitely underage.
►Lolitup
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Well since those idiots are banned, let's go back to figuring out her ratings. So far from watching the vidoes we've figured out she's probably:
Brute: 3
Mover: 3
Master: 3
Blaster: 4
Adorable: 10
Cuteness: 8
Magical Girl: Yes
►Coyote-C
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Lolitup
We should probably add an Ooh Shiny rating on too.
►Lolitup
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Hmm, good point.
@Mothri
How likely is your sister to loot anything not nailed down. Also is she really a magical girl?
►Mothri (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Lolitup
Far too likely. In fact if it's shiny or expensive enough she'd probably try take even if it was nailed down. I love her but she can be a handful sometimes.
Also her powers are bullshit. She may as well be a magical girl.
►Deathbychocolate (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Anyone else want to see Magpie join the Wards? Her and Vista teaming up would be the coolest team ever.
►RandomRando
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@Deathbychocolate
Just imagine the merchandise sales. I bet the PRT would love to have her in the Wards.
►Winged_One
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
The world needs more adorably cute magical girls. I bet Magpie's next appearance is going to be explosive.
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- Location
- usa
Is this fanon Simurgh making a prediction pun?
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Oh you teasing little space pigeon.
Can you say "FORESHADOWING"
Shadow Archon
Protoss Preserver
- Location
- Louisiana
April 1st French tradition thing.
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
Considering we've already seen Troll!Simurgh in this story, I'd say yes.
- Pronouns
- Masculine
...God damn it, Ziz...
Yeah, this is going to be a hell of a thing. Looking forward to the shenanigans.
Tisaku
Head Chief Thinkomancer
Quantum
- Location
- marble Minnesota USA
You know what one of Addy's future tech trees should be, My life as a teenage robot. To get another sister. I can see how she would pick it too, like she and Taylor get into a big fight and then get the power to build herself a new sister and then we get XJ9 to add to the new hero team.
But Taylor's powers don't include a simulation of a false reality. Coil's does. If Reality Lens is told of the awful things Coil will do to Best Host once Coil gets ahold of her and asked to [DATA] bomb hard enough I believe it can happen.
Think the Shard equivalent of some kind of artist hard at work till somebody slams open the door real hard yelling and know the coffee is spilling all over the picture.
Poisson D'Avril is French for April Fools and Poisson means fish.
Pethrai Darkos
Murder Ensued
We really do, especially since we're now officially PHO.
Ah right got mixed up with the talk of Nuka-Cola still think that the toaster wouldn't be to far outside her abilities.
- Location
- Nicosia, Cyprus
So, what is Magpie's Ooh Shiny! rating should be? We've seen her sister stop her from taking The Loot (tm), but Mothri is a powered individual, and the ratings do not work that way. So, how many trained unpowered opponents would it take to make Magpie leave The Loot (tm)? From empirical observations, a team may or may not be enough, which qualifies for the rating of 5-6.
Ooh Shin ! : Hey girl come back here with that letter!