Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)
- Thread starter Erien
- Start date
- Mature Fantasy Modern
- Location
- Texas
That the whole thing is so thoroughly screwed up it makes Shirou's situation look like a playdate at the park?
It's hilarious!
6.19 - Ruby and Ayako
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Thanks to @Armoury for the beta!
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"He's clearly cheating on us." Ruby chirps.
"I wasn't aware he was dating you," Ayako hisses.
"He got to third base with his fingers!" Ruby replies. "Soft, supple, yet callused and manly fingers. Like a lion, playing a violin."
"The fuck does that even mean?" Ayako asks, holding the stick up in front of her and glaring. "And regardless, he did nothing to you."
"Oh keep telling yourself that," Ruby replies, the glint on the gemstone moving… disturbingly like an eye rolling. "He was quite handsy."
"You're a plastic stick!"
"No, I'm painted birch, and I don't need a hanger-on getting between me and my man." Ruby replies, hopping out of Ayako's grip and landing on the floor of her new bedroom. "You're old news, good for little else but… dressing up as a third-rate magical girl!"
Ayako was captain of the Archery club at school, she got good grades, she was a model student. She had decorum, self respect, and a good head on her shoulders.
As she dived off the bed to attempt to strangle a magical talking stick, none of that was evident. "Did I ask to be a magical girl?! That was your idea!"
"Who was I supposed to pick, your mother!? Nobody above the age of eighteen can be a magical girl, the market isn't there!"
"What are you even talking about you stupid stick?!"
"I." The stick flexes. "Am telling you to stay away from him, he's mine."
Ayako drew in a breath. "You said birch, right?"
"Sourced from Blem-"
"Don't care, you want to burn in that fireplace?"
The stick goes very still.
"I don't give a rat's ass about being a magical girl, I am his girlfriend, and I will protect him from the people around him and this whole… bullshit crazy situation."
"You… you wouldn't dare. You couldn't." Ruby hisses. "And he may be your girlfriend but I am his lover."
"Get him to admit that and we'll talk," Ayako replies. "You are going to teach me this magical bullshit or I'm taking you two blocks over."
"And do what?" Ruby asks.
"Dog park."
Ruby goes very still for several moments. "Slut."
"Bitch. Yes or no?"
…
"Get a pad and paper," Ruby says slowly.
Ruby and Shirou is...........one of the ships of all time.
How does Shirou X Ruby even work?
- Location
- SomeWhereElse
That's the neat part. It doesn't.
Well magical girl Shirou totally works and is hilarious. So there is that.
yeah I would get it if Ruby called Shirou her partner even if it's still weird but lover is another level of weirdness
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
It's beautiful, more so then even my deepest imaginings.
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Ya welcome.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
… did Ruby's personality engram get swapped out with Atomic Heart's NORA?
Because don't tell me this Ruby wouldn't act the same if they had hands.
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
It's what happens when a magical artifact gets slapped with a Circe grade love spell.
One woman shipyard that Circe
- Location
- The wrong battlefield
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Man what is it with fae liars messing up Britan? It deserves it in both cases, but still
Oh christ I thought we wouldn't have to deal with the Melusine lover bs in this quest
How do you keep making character relationships even funnier than the previous ones? I'm in awe
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I suck at pacing but dialogue is my speciality. Or so people tell me.
FourthWall
Love & Destroy
- Location
- Chiraq
Maglumiere Ltd. and several doujinshi beg to differ, Ruby's just the Drake of magic sticks
Dopplerdee
Accident Prone(Yes the caps are necessary)
- Location
- Happy Place
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Iirc in Type-moon its because Britan and more specifically Camelot was the Close of Fantasy. It was the last spot of magic and magic bullshit gathered at that spot to get while the getting was good and then fuck off the to the Other Side. This is why Camelot was full of so much ridiculous bs including the Picts being aliens iirc?
About as well as Yoda's Ketamine addiction
Catching up on the last months of updates (summers been hell) but YE. Back when I realized Sauron was going to be the big bad I wasn't immediately onboard, but it sort of grew on me once I saw it as a great conflict to connect Gudako + Mash with the main group. And now I'm totally on board with it having seen the Clocktower falling, especially the way it did. Shirou's problems with the holy grail war are sort of an extension of problems with magus society overall (as seen in tea time) so the Clusterfuck expanding the conflict to the bigger fish of the Clock Tower, or rather it's corpse, feels satisfying. Love to see the tower fall. The greater grail already kinda looked like a Barad-dûr silhouette.
Well at least I'll always have that Valentine's post (been a bit since i last looked it up, but I still enjoy it). I'm p sure I'll be happy as long as their romance still progresses because it's been delicious so far.
Unfort, but acceptable. I'll be looking forward to it!
Also, thank you for all of these side stories <3
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Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
That was a joke. Medea is getting fucked through the floor.
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I will take Zelretch seriously and have.
... I will not take Ruby seriously. But hey, it was the only way to give Ayako a chance.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
... Ayako continues to be amazing
Circe: HUZZAH now for a threesome! Medea seduce Ayako!
Medea: What?
Circe: SEDUCE HER
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Saint Erien, I'm sorry for ever doubting you