Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)

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Erien said:
Supernaturally beautiful indeed.
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That's like putting a real, genuine krabby patty in front of a hungry vegan and expecting them to not be even a little bit tempted. Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't put restraining orders on servants after what happened with Diarmuid. Then again, that would require anyone other than a bicurious teen actually surviving to tell the tale.
 
Rancorious said:
That's like putting a real, genuine krabby patty in front of a hungry vegan and expecting them to not be even a little bit tempted. Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't put restraining orders on servants after what happened with Diarmuid. Then again, that would require anyone other than a bicurious teen actually surviving to tell the tale.
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And you would be giving most Mages too much credit in terms of...intelligence?. Like Kayneth and Diarmiud. He was the Lord of the Department of Mineralogy and a lecturer in the Department of Spiritual Evocation.
An impressive profile. Yet, he totally failed to take Diarmuid's Love Spot Curse in consideration before and during their participation.
 
F.I.M.M.98 said:
And you would be giving most Mages too much credit in terms of...intelligence?. Like Kayneth and Diarmiud. He was the Lord of the Department of Mineralogy and a lecturer in the Department of Spiritual Evocation.
An impressive profile. Yet, he totally failed to take Diarmuid's Love Spot Curse in consideration before and during their participation.
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To be fair, I don't think rocks and ghosts are usually that good at seducing people.
 
F.I.M.M.98 said:
And you would be giving most Mages too much credit in terms of...intelligence?. Like Kayneth and Diarmiud. He was the Lord of the Department of Mineralogy and a lecturer in the Department of Spiritual Evocation.
An impressive profile. Yet, he totally failed to take Diarmuid's Love Spot Curse in consideration before and during their participation.
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He was probably underprepared since Waver stole his catalyst and he had to swap to a backup. I don't think he expected Diarmuid specifically
 
Warning: a quick reminder about rule 6
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    • a quick reminder about rule 6 While this is a Mature story that features outright smut, which is not against the rules of SV, this is a message to all readers to be aware that Rule 6: Acceptable Content on SV still applies.

    Please do not joke about sex scenes with underaged characters, whether it's Ilya or otherwise. Staff notices have been applied to several users who did so, and further action will be taken if it happens again.
     
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    • ...the real joke is that Illyasviel von Einzbern has her birthday listed as November 20th on the fandom wiki, making her 18 during the events of FSN (yes, she is older than Rin).

    It's Shirou who is 17. Shipping him with anyone is strictly prohibited on pain of Tiger Dojo visit. Big Sister did say no funny business!
     
    While this completely caught me off-guard, and in another time I would argue that at least my post wasn't a violation to Rule 6, considering elements within the context of this quest...I'm far More interested In what Erien must be thinking/feeling currently, seeing this Quest Is their "baby" of SufficientVelocity
     
    F.I.M.M.98 said:
    While this completely caught me off-guard, and in another time I would argue that at least my post wasn't a violation to Rule 6, considering elements within the context of this quest...I'm far More interested In what Erien must be thinking/feeling currently, seeing this Quest Is their "baby" of SufficientVelocity
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    Not much. Illya is a child is appearance and very frequently mannerisms. If y'all really want that route I have specific plans to make that, you know.

    Less morally objectionable.

    But that's for much later on, and as it stands now joking about her in that way is as inappropriate as it would be for characters like Helena or most of the Elizabeth's.

    Also Illya has to survive. This is Fate, after all. Her chances are never amazing.
     
    We had this conversation before right...?

    The problem with Illiya is that despite being the oldest in the Emiya family, she still will occasionally act like a child to get what she wants despite her mental maturity, it's basically what some would call a
    "Vampire Conundrum", where they may be an adult mentally and they drink things like wine, but physically they got stuck in a childlike body.
    A body that gets them judged and a body that has small legs meaning they can't drive a car unless they pull a
    "Indiana Jones: Temple Of Doom's "Shortround" and use a contraption to reach the pedals...

    What I'm saying we should do is give Illiya a car just like her Mother 🚗
     
    Unfortunately Illya is a rather spoiled girl, and has summoned a rider. Odds are Medusa would be the one driving in any Einzbern based car scene.

    Rejoice for all is not lost.

    "ARTHUR!!"

    Shirou jerked as his previously barely responsive berserker screamed next to his ear. Casting his gaze along the direction of her own, he was dismayed to see Rin and her Servant only a few dozen yards down the street.

    "Berser-"

    "ARTHUR!" Berserker shouted, bounding forward and up in defiance of all gravity, her armor forming around her mid air.

    "-ker don't attack!" Shirou said, far to late. Running after Berserker he was relieved when Saber hauled her master into a vehicle that must have been theirs and drove away. This feeling was promptly obliterated as he witnessed Berserker step up to a nearby police cruiser and tear the door open.

    "No! No no no! Berserker you ca-" Shirou's frantics attempts to reason with his servant ended as he summarily picked and tossed into the cruiser by his unruly servant. "You don't even have the keys!"

    "Arthur!" Berserker shouted while generating a surge of electricity that brought the cars engine roaring to life. Perhaps shirou would have used a command seal to end things there, if not for a sudden bounce as berserker somehow got the car several feet in the air happened to smack his head off the car roof, rendering him unconscious.
    "Master we may have a problem." Saber said while taking a sharp turn and speeding up.

    "You mean besides that crazed berserker chasing us away from my favorite cafe? Also I told you to call me Rin when we aren't in battle." Rin said in exasperated tone.

    "Mordred chasing us is the problem, master." Saber said pointedly.

    "... No."

    "She seems to have stolen a police cruiser, and is rapidly gaining on us. I have some tricks from an old friend that may help us gain distance, but these things tend to work best for those who they come naturally, and Mordred seems to be such a driver. You may want to brace yourself. We are in for a bumpy ride."
    Going to cut things off here because I have a gacha to play and other websites to check for updates, but I do have a part two in mind.
     
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