Omake, side Mirai - Admonishment of the Fool
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"This is all your fault!"
The stone splintered as Usagi Satomi slammed Wakaba Mirai against the wall. "If you hadn't gone off and attacked that redheaded bitch like a fucking idiot, then Archer might still be ali-"
"I told you! I didn't mean to start a fight with her!" Mirai had to weave her head in and out, dodging Satomi's fists as they crashed into the wall, cratering the already-strained stone on both sides of Mirai's head. "She started it! I was just-"
"-As much at fault as Sakura Kyouko, that is correct."
At the sound of that person's voice, Satomi let Mirai go, and the pair straightened up as Caster passed them in the hall, with Misaki Umika following shortly behind. Standing beside his master, you would be excused for assuming the pair were brother and sister; but despite their matching hair and eye colour, their relationship was far more transactional than familial.
"Caster, I…" Satomi swallowed, asking "What are you doing out? I thought you'd be working."
"You expect me to be able to concentrate when you two are making such an awful racket?" Caster asked. Satomi shot a glance to Umika, who shrugged and remained silent against her servant's admonishments. "It was bad enough having one loud, obnoxious idiot on our team-" Caster made sure Mirai was aware of his gaze when he shot it towards her. "-but now it appears that you've decided to follow in her footsteps. If you weren't necessary to keep Archer functioning, I'd have half a mind to suggest leaving you to the enemy, if this is how you're going to act whenever your servant is harmed. Well, I suppose you don't need your mouth for that; perhaps Assassin would be willing to sew it sh-"
"Archer's alive?"
"-ut." Caster made good on finishing his threat despite Satomi's interruption. "Yes, Archer is alive. Assassin is an exceptional healer and a credit to our team. You had better be grateful for all her hard work, because without her we would be down an Archer servant right now."
Caster scowled as Satomi assaulted him with a hug. He looked to his master, but Umika shrugged. "Is she awake? Did she ask about me? When can I see her?"
"When will she be combat-worthy?" Mirai asked.
"Four days," Caster replied, igoring Satomi's questions. "Give Archer four days to recover, and she will be good as new. Not that she would even need to recover, if your earlier actions had not prompted the enemy to launch a retaliatory strike. If only we could cure your recklessness in as short a time." Mirai remained silent, and Caster weaseled his way out of Satomi's grasp. Turning his attention back to Satomi, he said "If you care even the slightest bit about your feline companion, you will refrain from doing to her what you just did to me, until Assassin clears her to return to duty."
Satomi nodded. "Right. I'll be sure not to hug her until she's fighting fit."
"You would do well to avoid hugging her after that, as well," Caster remarked. "She hates you, you know. I'm honestly surprised that she puts up with any of you at all, given the circumstances."
No one had anything to say to Caster after that. Satomi cleared her throat, saying "I'll go see how Archer is doing then. Even if she hates me, I at least owe it to her to be there when she wakes up." An awkward laugh to cap off the glare coming from Caster later, and Satomi adds "Of course, I won't be hugging her."
"Saki wants to see us in the operations room," Umika said as Satomi made for her servant. Looking to Satomi, she added "I'll let her know you're going to be a little late, but you-" Umika's eyes were fixed on Mirai. "-have no excuse for skipping this one."
"Right."
While Satomi made for her servant, and Caster returned to his workshop, the duo of Umika and Mirai left for the operations room, where Asami Saki and the rest of the Pleiades Saints were already waiting for them. Maki Kaoru was sprawled out across two seats, the second seat belonging to Kanna Niko, who stood off to the side beside Saki. Subaru Kazumi sat beside her, and beside her was where Umika took her seat. Shying away from Saki's glare, Mirai took her seat at the operations table, hoping no one would speak up.
"Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Saki asked. Seems she wasn't getting off so easily.
"I didn't mean to go looking for a fight," Mirai said. "I just went out for a jog, and I ran into that redheaded bitch. She was the one who started it, not me."
Saki nodded, saying "And knowing you, I'm sure you didn't say or do anything that would have provoked her into starting anything with you." Mirai was silent, avoiding Saki's gaze and looking down at the interesting goings-on of her lap, until Saki slammed her palms down on the table, jolting Mirai to look up. "Your recklessness almost cost us our Archer," Saki said. "You're lucky Assassin is as skilled as she is, otherwise we'd have been down a servant all because you decided to go off and pick a fight on your own."
"I know, I know. Caster already told me-"
"I think we should all tell you how badly you almost screwed up, Mirai." Mirai swallowed, and forced her eyes to stay locked to Saki's glare, despite wanting so badly to look anywhere else. "You do not undermine my authority like this, do I make myself clear?" Mirai nodded. "Until Archer can recover, you are going to be pulling her weight for her. When you aren't on duty, you will be confined to your quarters. The next time you go behind my back like this, I'll be seriously considering handing your Command Seals off to someone else."
"You can't-!"
"And you can't jeopardise our operations by going off and picking fights!" Saki shouted. "Not only could something have happened to you, but your actions caused those Mitakihara girls to launch a retaliatory strike against us that almost cost us our Archer. I don't care what your beef with Sakura Kyouko is, but you do not get to go off on your own without a partner backing you up, and you do not engage the enemy if I haven't given a go-ahead to attack. If you're out there and you see one of them, you call it in. If you think you can take them out, I'll give you and your partner permission to attack. Otherwise, you will either hold position and watch them, or you will withdraw. This is a War, Mirai, not a tea party with your teddy bears. We have to be able to do things as a team. Do you understand?"
Mirai nodded. "I understand, Saki," she said. "I won't let it happen again."
Saki's gaze softened considerably at Mirai's acknowledgement of understanding, and she patted the pink-haired girl twice on the head. "That's good to hear. I'd hate it if I had to stay mad at you."
The operations room was silent, save for the soft breathing of all attending parties. Then, Kazumi raised her hand. "So, I've been here for a couple of days now, and I don't really understand why we're fighting these girls," she said. "I mean, we haven't even done much fighting since I've been here, so… I guess I just don't get what all this is supposed to be about."
Saki nodded, glancing over to Niko before asking "Niko, would you like to take over from here?"
"I can do that," Niko said. Saki took a seat at the operations table beside Mirai, while Assassin appeared to take her place at Niko's side. The control for a projector clicked once in Niko's hand, and several images appeared on the wall behind her. Kazumi recoiled, but the other girls remained steafast in the face of the grotesque amalgamations of flesh pictured. "These creatures are called fake witches," Niko said, pointing to one of the ash-coloured monstrosities dotting the projected images. "They're different from real witches, which are the natural enemies of us, the puella magi. When a fake witch is defeated, it drops one of these things-" Niko clicked the controller again, and the projection changed, this time showing a lumpy black shape with a twisting, licorice tail. "-which we've taken to calling Evil Nuts."
Kazumi raised her hand again, this time asking "So, what's a real witch, then? I don't really remember enough about this stuff to know what I should know."
"I'm sure your memories will come back soon," Niko said. "Until then, you don't need to worry about real witches. Fake witches are what we're concerned with fighting at the moment." Niko clicked the controller several more times, and each time she did the picture changed, depicting a different girl each time, five in total. "Then, there are these girls, who call themselves the Puella Magi Holy Quintet. They operate out of Mitakihara and Shirome, and they've found a way to bypass the natural puella magi system. As a result of their actions, they've caused fake witches to come into existence."
"How do you know that?"
"Because that is where the evidence points to, Subaru Kazumi." Kazumi turned her head as a new voice made its introduction. The creature, no larger than a cat, was covered in white fur, and its bushy tail swished this way and that as it made its way on to the operations table. "It is a fact that Akemi Homura and her allies have found a way to circumvent the natural order of the puella magi system. It is also a fact that these fake witches are originating from Mitakihara, where Akemi Homura and her allies reside and operate out of. Taken together, I leave you to draw the most obvious conclusion."
The other Pleiades Saints nod their head, but Kazmi still appeared unconvinced. "But, that's just conjecture, isn't it? You don't know for sure that these girls are behind those fake witches. Maybe if you talked to them, you'd be able to find out-"
"That won't be possible," Saki said. "Even if you give them the benefit of the doubt here, those girls are too dangerous to live."
"These two in particular," Niko added, pointing to pictures of a busty girl with long, ash-white hair and emerald eyes, and a girl with short, chocolate-coloured hair and amber eyes. "Mikuni Oriko and Kure Kirika are known serial killers who target puella magi for their Soul Gems. I doubt we'd be able to sit down and have a civil conversation with girls who want us dead. Even if we assume they aren't responsible for Asunaro's fake witch problem, defeating those girls is a matter of personal survival for us all."
"It is true," Kyubey added. "The wanton murders of Mikuni Oriko and Kure Kirika, combined with the baseless hostility towards me displayed by Akemi Homura-" At that name, Niko pointed to for emphasis a picture of a stern-faced girl with silky, black hair and piercing blue-violet eyes. "-are responsible for driving me out of Mitakihara completely. Then, using the information they gleaned through the assistance of their 'servants' they devised a way to completely bypass the natural order of the puella magi system. As I said, taking all this information into consideration, I leave you to draw the most obvious conclusion."
"I know it doesn't seem like it at the moment," Umika said to Kazumi. "But once your memories return, I'm sure you'll agree with us."
"Well, if you say so..."
The stone splintered as Usagi Satomi slammed Wakaba Mirai against the wall. "If you hadn't gone off and attacked that redheaded bitch like a fucking idiot, then Archer might still be ali-"
"I told you! I didn't mean to start a fight with her!" Mirai had to weave her head in and out, dodging Satomi's fists as they crashed into the wall, cratering the already-strained stone on both sides of Mirai's head. "She started it! I was just-"
"-As much at fault as Sakura Kyouko, that is correct."
At the sound of that person's voice, Satomi let Mirai go, and the pair straightened up as Caster passed them in the hall, with Misaki Umika following shortly behind. Standing beside his master, you would be excused for assuming the pair were brother and sister; but despite their matching hair and eye colour, their relationship was far more transactional than familial.
"Caster, I…" Satomi swallowed, asking "What are you doing out? I thought you'd be working."
"You expect me to be able to concentrate when you two are making such an awful racket?" Caster asked. Satomi shot a glance to Umika, who shrugged and remained silent against her servant's admonishments. "It was bad enough having one loud, obnoxious idiot on our team-" Caster made sure Mirai was aware of his gaze when he shot it towards her. "-but now it appears that you've decided to follow in her footsteps. If you weren't necessary to keep Archer functioning, I'd have half a mind to suggest leaving you to the enemy, if this is how you're going to act whenever your servant is harmed. Well, I suppose you don't need your mouth for that; perhaps Assassin would be willing to sew it sh-"
"Archer's alive?"
"-ut." Caster made good on finishing his threat despite Satomi's interruption. "Yes, Archer is alive. Assassin is an exceptional healer and a credit to our team. You had better be grateful for all her hard work, because without her we would be down an Archer servant right now."
Caster scowled as Satomi assaulted him with a hug. He looked to his master, but Umika shrugged. "Is she awake? Did she ask about me? When can I see her?"
"When will she be combat-worthy?" Mirai asked.
"Four days," Caster replied, igoring Satomi's questions. "Give Archer four days to recover, and she will be good as new. Not that she would even need to recover, if your earlier actions had not prompted the enemy to launch a retaliatory strike. If only we could cure your recklessness in as short a time." Mirai remained silent, and Caster weaseled his way out of Satomi's grasp. Turning his attention back to Satomi, he said "If you care even the slightest bit about your feline companion, you will refrain from doing to her what you just did to me, until Assassin clears her to return to duty."
Satomi nodded. "Right. I'll be sure not to hug her until she's fighting fit."
"You would do well to avoid hugging her after that, as well," Caster remarked. "She hates you, you know. I'm honestly surprised that she puts up with any of you at all, given the circumstances."
No one had anything to say to Caster after that. Satomi cleared her throat, saying "I'll go see how Archer is doing then. Even if she hates me, I at least owe it to her to be there when she wakes up." An awkward laugh to cap off the glare coming from Caster later, and Satomi adds "Of course, I won't be hugging her."
"Saki wants to see us in the operations room," Umika said as Satomi made for her servant. Looking to Satomi, she added "I'll let her know you're going to be a little late, but you-" Umika's eyes were fixed on Mirai. "-have no excuse for skipping this one."
"Right."
While Satomi made for her servant, and Caster returned to his workshop, the duo of Umika and Mirai left for the operations room, where Asami Saki and the rest of the Pleiades Saints were already waiting for them. Maki Kaoru was sprawled out across two seats, the second seat belonging to Kanna Niko, who stood off to the side beside Saki. Subaru Kazumi sat beside her, and beside her was where Umika took her seat. Shying away from Saki's glare, Mirai took her seat at the operations table, hoping no one would speak up.
"Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Saki asked. Seems she wasn't getting off so easily.
"I didn't mean to go looking for a fight," Mirai said. "I just went out for a jog, and I ran into that redheaded bitch. She was the one who started it, not me."
Saki nodded, saying "And knowing you, I'm sure you didn't say or do anything that would have provoked her into starting anything with you." Mirai was silent, avoiding Saki's gaze and looking down at the interesting goings-on of her lap, until Saki slammed her palms down on the table, jolting Mirai to look up. "Your recklessness almost cost us our Archer," Saki said. "You're lucky Assassin is as skilled as she is, otherwise we'd have been down a servant all because you decided to go off and pick a fight on your own."
"I know, I know. Caster already told me-"
"I think we should all tell you how badly you almost screwed up, Mirai." Mirai swallowed, and forced her eyes to stay locked to Saki's glare, despite wanting so badly to look anywhere else. "You do not undermine my authority like this, do I make myself clear?" Mirai nodded. "Until Archer can recover, you are going to be pulling her weight for her. When you aren't on duty, you will be confined to your quarters. The next time you go behind my back like this, I'll be seriously considering handing your Command Seals off to someone else."
"You can't-!"
"And you can't jeopardise our operations by going off and picking fights!" Saki shouted. "Not only could something have happened to you, but your actions caused those Mitakihara girls to launch a retaliatory strike against us that almost cost us our Archer. I don't care what your beef with Sakura Kyouko is, but you do not get to go off on your own without a partner backing you up, and you do not engage the enemy if I haven't given a go-ahead to attack. If you're out there and you see one of them, you call it in. If you think you can take them out, I'll give you and your partner permission to attack. Otherwise, you will either hold position and watch them, or you will withdraw. This is a War, Mirai, not a tea party with your teddy bears. We have to be able to do things as a team. Do you understand?"
Mirai nodded. "I understand, Saki," she said. "I won't let it happen again."
Saki's gaze softened considerably at Mirai's acknowledgement of understanding, and she patted the pink-haired girl twice on the head. "That's good to hear. I'd hate it if I had to stay mad at you."
The operations room was silent, save for the soft breathing of all attending parties. Then, Kazumi raised her hand. "So, I've been here for a couple of days now, and I don't really understand why we're fighting these girls," she said. "I mean, we haven't even done much fighting since I've been here, so… I guess I just don't get what all this is supposed to be about."
Saki nodded, glancing over to Niko before asking "Niko, would you like to take over from here?"
"I can do that," Niko said. Saki took a seat at the operations table beside Mirai, while Assassin appeared to take her place at Niko's side. The control for a projector clicked once in Niko's hand, and several images appeared on the wall behind her. Kazumi recoiled, but the other girls remained steafast in the face of the grotesque amalgamations of flesh pictured. "These creatures are called fake witches," Niko said, pointing to one of the ash-coloured monstrosities dotting the projected images. "They're different from real witches, which are the natural enemies of us, the puella magi. When a fake witch is defeated, it drops one of these things-" Niko clicked the controller again, and the projection changed, this time showing a lumpy black shape with a twisting, licorice tail. "-which we've taken to calling Evil Nuts."
Kazumi raised her hand again, this time asking "So, what's a real witch, then? I don't really remember enough about this stuff to know what I should know."
"I'm sure your memories will come back soon," Niko said. "Until then, you don't need to worry about real witches. Fake witches are what we're concerned with fighting at the moment." Niko clicked the controller several more times, and each time she did the picture changed, depicting a different girl each time, five in total. "Then, there are these girls, who call themselves the Puella Magi Holy Quintet. They operate out of Mitakihara and Shirome, and they've found a way to bypass the natural puella magi system. As a result of their actions, they've caused fake witches to come into existence."
"How do you know that?"
"Because that is where the evidence points to, Subaru Kazumi." Kazumi turned her head as a new voice made its introduction. The creature, no larger than a cat, was covered in white fur, and its bushy tail swished this way and that as it made its way on to the operations table. "It is a fact that Akemi Homura and her allies have found a way to circumvent the natural order of the puella magi system. It is also a fact that these fake witches are originating from Mitakihara, where Akemi Homura and her allies reside and operate out of. Taken together, I leave you to draw the most obvious conclusion."
The other Pleiades Saints nod their head, but Kazmi still appeared unconvinced. "But, that's just conjecture, isn't it? You don't know for sure that these girls are behind those fake witches. Maybe if you talked to them, you'd be able to find out-"
"That won't be possible," Saki said. "Even if you give them the benefit of the doubt here, those girls are too dangerous to live."
"These two in particular," Niko added, pointing to pictures of a busty girl with long, ash-white hair and emerald eyes, and a girl with short, chocolate-coloured hair and amber eyes. "Mikuni Oriko and Kure Kirika are known serial killers who target puella magi for their Soul Gems. I doubt we'd be able to sit down and have a civil conversation with girls who want us dead. Even if we assume they aren't responsible for Asunaro's fake witch problem, defeating those girls is a matter of personal survival for us all."
"It is true," Kyubey added. "The wanton murders of Mikuni Oriko and Kure Kirika, combined with the baseless hostility towards me displayed by Akemi Homura-" At that name, Niko pointed to for emphasis a picture of a stern-faced girl with silky, black hair and piercing blue-violet eyes. "-are responsible for driving me out of Mitakihara completely. Then, using the information they gleaned through the assistance of their 'servants' they devised a way to completely bypass the natural order of the puella magi system. As I said, taking all this information into consideration, I leave you to draw the most obvious conclusion."
"I know it doesn't seem like it at the moment," Umika said to Kazumi. "But once your memories return, I'm sure you'll agree with us."
"Well, if you say so..."