SaltyWaffles
I am dissapoint, son
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Honestly, you'd forgive the IJN for thinking otherwise.
I mean, how else could they report the same ship being sunk three times and still be wrong every time?
Hell, not only did they report Yorktown as being sunk two times in the same battle (and were wrong both times), they thought that the carrier they saw the second time was so clearly undamaged and operational that it had to be a different carrier altogether. And look, another USS Yorktown carrier makes an appearance two years later.
And then there's fucking Hornet. Bombed, torpedoed, kamikaze'd? Nope, still not dead. Torpedoed again? Nope. Shot with 5-in guns at point-blank four hundred times? Still no. Fire some torpedoes at her to scuttle her? Mark 15s, so no. And look, another USS Hornet carrier makes an appearance two years later.
Even Saratoga needs to get in on that shit. Torpedoed by Long Lances on two separate occasions, still returned to combat. Savaged by kamikazes? Still not dead, and could have even been repaired to operational status if the USN wasn't loaded with Essexes and Indepences (and Enterprise), so she was converted to a training carrier.
South Dakota will tank all your shit, even your battleships, and not give a fuck.
Laffey, a tin-can destroyer, tanked six kamikaze hits and four bombs, had her entire stern and one of her AA-gun magazines aflame, and refused to sink. After receiving emergency repairs, she later collided with a submarine chaser, rescuing its crew before continuing on. After the war, she was part of Operation Crossroads, and thus, she was (kind of) nuked. Still survived. Was decontaminated and fixed up. Later served in the Korean War, and survived that, too.
And let's not even start with Battleship Row. Yamashiro would certainly beg to differ about the battleships of Pearl Harbor staying dead.
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