We must reveal to her that we know of the Bread-chan meme. In fact, we created it.

Then when her guard is down from shock, we pounce.

Nah, then they'd have to fly in a new male harem protagonist after this one gets bludgeoned to death with a baguette. I'd rather not have to put up with the delay as they introduce and characterize the new guy.


Considering she was using a Valkery and the others were normal humans, I'm kind of relunctanct to call that afair "fighting". Though I meant to say this was her first PvP.

Irrelevant, it's been stated -more than once- that the Antagonists aren't stupid. The only thing it means to her to have a human opponent is that she's not going to shoot back unless she's sufficiently pissed off. She hasn't been sitting in an easily predictable combat sim for the last eight years.
 
Trying to out-E-war Miss 'My sensor pings make your head hurt' sounds like an objectively suboptimal decision to me.
It's not something I would compare to jamming... I mean, I know there is objetively no way we can overcome the procesing capacity of a valkery. It's more of a psychological attack, fighting the part of her that's human. She can still be angered, surprised, flustered and embarrased like any other person, and we should take advantage of that. Hell, she doesn't even need to be a super valkery to block it; since we are sending her a message she can simply close it and decide not to open any new dialog until the end of the spar. So the point it's not to overwhelm her but to leave an impression strong enough that will surprise her and/or remain in her mind during the match. I think a tactic like that will blindside her, because not only it's something incredibly unlikely that an antagonist has ever tried on her -hell, I'm not sure any valkery has ever tried it- but also because TACNET is something used to relay information between allies, NOT to screw them or be used in an offensive wa. Sure, any other valkery like Sandra or Shuri would inmediatly recognise that we are messing with them and close the dialog paying it no further attention, but Anna? Without contact with internet, trolls or possibly with other teenagers for most of her life? She will figure that any message that we send her in the middle of combat is bound to be important, and she will be far more confused that your average Joe trying to figure what the hell is going on and why did you sent something like that to her.
Also, jamming sounds more like screwing with your perception and comunications, not sending one image elected to rattle you. It's going to work only once, and stop being effective when she realizes you are trying to distract her, but the whole point is to make an opening and cloud somewhat her judgement.
 
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[x]Alright, here's what we're gonna do…
-[x]Insert half a plan that won't work here from Yukari and Setsuna.
--[x]Get tired of planing that won't work
---[x]YOLO!Interrupt

I was thinking about doing a different vote, but this just seemed more in character for a harem protagonist.
 
Sure, should I move on to episode two?
You may be out of ammunition from the first episode.

[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
--[x] She may also blast the terrain to kick up dust. She won't be bothered by it, but the three of you would be going blind.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same with her boosters. And be thankful she can't teleport in the sims, she shut the Ace down hard.
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.

Adding:
-[X] Well. Not too seriously. If you get the chance to wave or throw bread at Anna, let 'er rip! Who knows, it might help. Plus, it'll be funny!
 
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##### 3.21
[x]Alright, here's what we're gonna do…
-[x]Insert half a plan that won't work here from Yukari and Setsuna.
--[x]Get tired of planing that won't work
---[x]YOLO!Interrupt
No. of votes: 10
Lost Egos, Renu, Ramble, Ruisu, eraserman, D King Hecht, TopHattedZombie, Devran, Bki, Alfa290
[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same.
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
No. of votes: 12
Redshirt Army, racnor, Bondo, Wing101, marids, Archanist, Avoozl, Delcer, CornyBones, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf
[x] So if we can't hit her where she is because she'll dodge, we just have to shoot where she isn't, right? Ah screw it.
[x]YOLO!Interrupt
No. of votes: 1
Nervos Belli
[X]Alright, here's what we're gonna do…
-[X] Setsuna and Neesama use continuous fire in two planes to force Anna towards the ground, with her drastically reduced freedom of movement I can hopefully tag her up close.
-[X] Using deactivated missiles as ad hoc mines.
-[X] Playing Possum.
-[X] YOLO! You can not predict my shots because I am firing entirely at random. BWHAHAHA!
No. of votes: 1
dpara
[x]Alright, here's what we're gonna do…
-[x] We're going to have to corner her if we have any chance of hitting her.
--[X] Attacking her from multiple angles won't work out since we'll mostly be dodging each other's fire, better to move in formation to try to take her down.
No. of votes: 4
Camellia, Random Asian Person, xenondestroyer, King_Rule
[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
--[x] She may also blast the terrain to kick up dust. She won't be bothered by it, but the three of you would be going blind.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same with her boosters. And be thankful she can't teleport in the sims, she shut the Ace down hard.
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
No. of votes: 8
Restalaan, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Enjou, defenestrator, Salbazier, Eisenstein80060
[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same with her boosters. And be thankful she can't teleport in the sims, she shut the Ace down hard.
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
No. of votes: 11
The Sylentnight, ........, Hazard, Hannz, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Ridiculously Average Guy, ziizo, sesbio, Drasis
[x] Well, it's not aplan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same.
-[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take thisseriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
-[x] Send her the most WTF[MOSAIC] video or meme you can find at the best time to distract her.
No. of votes: 1
Bakkasama
[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
--[x] She may also blast the terrain to kick up dust. She won't be bothered by it, but the three of you would be going blind.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same with her boosters. And be thankful she can't teleport in the sims, she shut the Ace down hard.
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
-[X] Well. Not too seriously. If you get the chance to wave or throw bread at Anna, let 'er rip! Who knows, it might help.
No. of votes: 1
Olivebirdy

Vote tally:
[x]Alright, here's what we're gonna do…
No. of votes: 15
Lost Egos, Renu, Ramble, Ruisu, eraserman, dpara, D King Hecht, Camellia, Random Asian Person, xenondestroyer, King_Rule, TopHattedZombie, Devran, Bki, Alfa290
-[x]Insert half a plan that won't work here from Yukari and Setsuna.
No. of votes: 10
Lost Egos, Renu, Ramble, Ruisu, eraserman, D King Hecht, TopHattedZombie, Devran, Bki, Alfa290
--[x]Get tired of planing that won't work
No. of votes: 10
Lost Egos, Renu, Ramble, Ruisu, eraserman, D King Hecht, TopHattedZombie, Devran, Bki, Alfa290
---[x]YOLO!Interrupt
No. of votes: 11
Lost Egos, Renu, Ramble, Nervos Belli, Ruisu, eraserman, D King Hecht, TopHattedZombie, Devran, Bki, Alfa290
[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
No. of votes: 32
Redshirt Army, Restalaan, The Sylentnight, ........, racnor, Bondo, Hazard, Wing101, marids, Hannz, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Archanist, Avoozl, Ridiculously Average Guy, Delcer, ziizo, sesbio, Enjou, Drasis, CornyBones, defenestrator, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf, Salbazier, Bakkasama, Eisenstein80060
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
No. of votes: 32
Redshirt Army, Restalaan, The Sylentnight, ........, racnor, Bondo, Hazard, Wing101, marids, Hannz, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Archanist, Avoozl, Ridiculously Average Guy, Delcer, ziizo, sesbio, Enjou, Drasis, CornyBones, defenestrator, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf, Salbazier, Bakkasama, Eisenstein80060
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
No. of votes: 32
Redshirt Army, Restalaan, The Sylentnight, ........, racnor, Bondo, Hazard, Wing101, marids, Hannz, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Archanist, Avoozl, Ridiculously Average Guy, Delcer, ziizo, sesbio, Enjou, Drasis, CornyBones, defenestrator, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf, Salbazier, Bakkasama, Eisenstein80060
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same.
No. of votes: 13
Redshirt Army, racnor, Bondo, Wing101, marids, Archanist, Avoozl, Delcer, CornyBones, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf, Bakkasama
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
No. of votes: 32
Redshirt Army, Restalaan, The Sylentnight, ........, racnor, Bondo, Hazard, Wing101, marids, Hannz, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Archanist, Avoozl, Ridiculously Average Guy, Delcer, ziizo, sesbio, Enjou, Drasis, CornyBones, defenestrator, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf, Salbazier, Bakkasama, Eisenstein80060
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
No. of votes: 32
Redshirt Army, Restalaan, The Sylentnight, ........, racnor, Bondo, Hazard, Wing101, marids, Hannz, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Archanist, Avoozl, Ridiculously Average Guy, Delcer, ziizo, sesbio, Enjou, Drasis, CornyBones, defenestrator, Nottheunmaker, Yun, qsurf, Salbazier, Bakkasama, Eisenstein80060
[x] So if we can't hit her where she is because she'll dodge, we just have to shoot where she isn't, right? Ah screw it.
No. of votes: 1
Nervos Belli
-[X] Setsuna and Neesama use continuous fire in two planes to force Anna towards the ground, with her drastically reduced freedom of movement I can hopefully tag her up close.
No. of votes: 1
dpara
-[X] Using deactivated missiles as ad hoc mines.
No. of votes: 1
dpara
-[X] Playing Possum.
No. of votes: 1
dpara
-[X] YOLO! You can not predict my shots because I am firing entirely at random. BWHAHAHA!
No. of votes: 1
dpara
-[x] We're going to have to corner her if we have any chance of hitting her.
No. of votes: 4
Camellia, Random Asian Person, xenondestroyer, King_Rule
--[X] Attacking her from multiple angles won't work out since we'll mostly be dodging each other's fire, better to move in formation to try to take her down.
No. of votes: 4
Camellia, Random Asian Person, xenondestroyer, King_Rule
--[x] She may also blast the terrain to kick up dust. She won't be bothered by it, but the three of you would be going blind.
No. of votes: 8
Restalaan, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Enjou, defenestrator, Salbazier, Eisenstein80060
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same with her boosters. And be thankful she can't teleport in the sims, she shut the Ace down hard.
No. of votes: 19
Restalaan, The Sylentnight, ........, Hazard, Hannz, JoshieWoshie, veekie, Mizu, Lamashu, Dirtnap, Bag of Bones, Ridiculously Average Guy, ziizo, sesbio, Enjou, Drasis, defenestrator, Salbazier, Eisenstein80060
-[x] Send her the most WTF[MOSAIC] video or meme you can find at the best time to distract her.
No. of votes: 1
Bakkasama

49 voters.

XxXxXxXxXx

Tally by line is pretty decisive, but there's still some talking going on, maybe leave this for another couple of hours, not that this is most active time for board memberss but w/e.
 
[x]Alright, here's what we're gonna do…
-[x]Insert half a plan that won't work here from Yukari and Setsuna.
--[x]Get tired of planing that won't work
---[x]YOLO!Interrupt
 
Ok, true, sending random images is kind of different to jamming, but I'm still not convinced it's a good idea. On one hand, the whole bread-chan thing basically got ignored with an accompanying eye-roll IC, no matter how much of a fuss OOC discussion made of it, and on the other it's essentially using a personal attack to try and score a cheap distraction. So it's both unlikely to be effective, and pretty underhanded to boot. Not a great plan.

The other problem I can see with it is that if Anna treats this like the game of tag, where she didn't start teleporting until Shuri did, then any attempt at e-war will only serve to give her the metaphorical starting gun. And while finding out just how hilarious Anna's jamming is, given her basic sensor pings were enough to cause discomfort, would be to us-the-players, MC-kun and his team might not be so amused.
 
skaianDestiny - boards.fauxchan.org/a/3
Okay, while I'm working on episode 2 here's an addendum to the first edition.

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Project Valkyrie Core Anonymous No.001No.002 No.003 No.004 No.007 No.008 No.009 No.011 No.015 No.019 No.021 No.022 No.83
File: ProjectValkyrieCorePromo1.jpg
Saw this on Crunchyroll the other night, is anyone else going to watch?
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Anonymous No.002
>>001 (OP)
looks like shit
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Anonymous No.003No.005
File: Mecha.jpg
>>001 (OP)

Not so sure about this one, seems like typical harem anime-
>Mecha suits that don't look like fetish gear
I'm in.
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Anonymous No.004
>>001 (OP)
>Saw this on Crunchyroll the other night
OP confirmed for shit taste
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Anonymous No.005No.006
>>003

>Mecha suits that don't look like fetish gear
Dropped
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Anonymous No.006
>>005
After the shit that was Cross Ange I don't care if this all SoL bullshit. I will watch this for the suits.
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Anonymous No.007
File: laughing_ojous.jpg
>>001 (OP)

>Crunchyroll
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Anonymous No.012No.013 No.014
File: i_have_the_weirdest_boner_right_now.jpg
Watching the first episode stream
>MC crossdresses
>He's hot
>why_boner.jpg

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Anonymous No.013No.017
File: trap.png
>>012

>trap MC
I want to do lewd things to him like hold his hand.
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Anonymous No.014No.016 No.017 No.018
File: reiclone.jpg
>>012

cont
>childhood tsundere does her thing
>tsunblocked by red-ponytail rei-clone
>tsundere hides her twintail ass behind MC's sister

10 minutes in and already best girl
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Anonymous No.016
File: crossdressing_MC.jpg
>>014

>rei clone as best girl
>not Koujirouko-chan

pleb
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Anonymous No.017
File: lewdbutiapprove.png
>>013

I want to take him home and stroke his hair_________________________________
>>014
>tsunblocked twice
Holy shit maybe this show isn't trash
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Anonymous No.018No.19 No.21 No.23
File: Koujirouko-chan.jpg
The episode isn't even over and we already have fanart of crossdresser MC. Christ these guys are fast.

>>014
cont
>go to observation towers to look at the beautiful view
>Australia still looks like shit
>triple tsunblock combo

So decades in the future and Australia remains the same, good to know. Also best girl Anna must be setting a record for the number of times a tsundere's been shot down. Overall fairly formulaic except for a few glorious moments. I'll give it the three episode rule before I decide to drop it or not.
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Anonymous No.019
>>018
Wow, that's actually not that bad
>best girl Anna
Eh I hope they don't overplay the tsunblocking
It was funny the first couple of times but if they overdo it it gets boring
I think this show has lots of potential
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I'll try to have thread 2 of faux-chan up by tomorrow.
 
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[x] Well, it's not aplan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same.
-[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take thisseriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
-[x] Send her the most WTF [MOSAIC] video or meme you can find at the best time to distract her.
 
[x] Well, it's not a plan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same.
[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take this seriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.

Give it everything we've got and we might just get lucky.
 
Advocating sending porn to a minor, regardless of context, is really fucking creepy yo
Ok, true, sending random images is kind of different to jamming, but I'm still not convinced it's a good idea. On one hand, the whole bread-chan thing basically got ignored with an accompanying eye-roll IC, no matter how much of a fuss OOC discussion made of it, and on the other it's essentially using a personal attack to try and score a cheap distraction. So it's both unlikely to be effective, and pretty underhanded to boot. Not a great plan.

The other problem I can see with it is that if Anna treats this like the game of tag, where she didn't start teleporting until Shuri did, then any attempt at e-war will only serve to give her the metaphorical starting gun. And while finding out just how hilarious Anna's jamming is, given her basic sensor pings were enough to cause discomfort, would be to us-the-players, MC-kun and his team might not be so amused.

Ok, you are right. Forget about sending the meme. It's not very effective, wouldn't shock her enough unless it's something truly unbelievable like a musical with muppets about her and bread's unending love, and worse come to worse she might believe we are actually making fun of her or we believe she is a joke. Not a good idea. But what about a NO. -Swordomatic
 
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Remember the whole thing is practice for the competition/real combat.

Anna would NOT be pleased by using underhanded tactics that don't even work(and could backfire) in a real environment, and only work because they're her friends.
 
C'mon guys, vote for the Bread Amendment! It's so crazy, it might even work!

You mean 'so crazy it's just plain crazy.' Anna is a combat veteran with severe PTSD, I've a feeling that if we surprise her we're not going to get a stunned Anna, I've a feeling we're going to get the Monster responding to incoming attacks on reflex.

But what about a porn video?

First, consider Avalanche's answer. Second, consider the probable response of the Sufficient Velocity staff.

I'd like this thread not to be locked, thank you.
 
Meme idea was deemed ineffective and the other shoot down after realising real world consequences. Changing vote.

[x] Well, it's not aplan, exactly; everything you've seen from Anna says that she'll probably take whatever plans you come up with and casually snap them over her knee. There are things you can keep in mind though.
-[x] No missiles, she'll just shoot them down.
-[x] Going by what you've seen of her so far; she not only doesn't have any blind spots, she can see through solid objects as well. Any attempts at setting up an ambush are futile.
-[x] You've seen that clip of her playing tag. She's fast, but a close-combat frame like yours can probably outpace her, and Yukari looks like she has the means to do the same.
-[x] In short: Work together, box her in, and either you or Yukari will try to score a hit. You'll have to wing it for the most part.
-[x] And take thisseriously. Anna's not going to be happy if she thinks you're not giving it everything you have.
 
A lot of these "ideas" are really stupid. This isn't a life/death situation where anything goes - it is training. They should take it seriously and use tactics appropriate to possible future combat. Honestly, if I was Anna and someone tried something stupid like broadcasting bread-memes or porn, I would ensure that the following lesson was sufficiently painful that they would try stupid shit like that again.

They are going to lose - that's almost a foregone conclusion; the MC might pull something out of his ass, but this isn't really the situation for that to come into play. But they have an opportunity to practice vs an incredibly skilled pilot and get personal instruction on where they need to improve. This is like having a few white-belts get personalized training with a 10th Dan. Why would anyone want to possibly screw that up by fucking around?
 
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