The Gods of Earth and Stone are on our side. That's gotta be leveraged somehow if we're doing this!
...We are gonna get Stoned after we pull it off and Orbital Bombardement'd all Illithid bases into oblivion?

I don't see other uses for OGs in this part.

Making fungi-based MWDs with Deliste's suggestions, on the other hand...
 
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While underwater explosion will be bad by itself (roughly... several magnitudes worse than a regular explosion), an earthquake which is caused by a supersonic hardened round piercing though the crust and then detonating?
And having an explosion element in it too?
And overheating crust to molten state, causing even bigger underwater explosion?
Would be much worse for the structures, I dare say.

Overturning large swathes of land in order to annihilate Illithid bases aside, sure, depth charges are cheaper and easier.
You need megaton yield warheads to cause even a small earthquake. Might as well flatten the area directly then.
The Gods of Earth and Stone are on our side. That's gotta be leveraged somehow if we're doing this!
That on the other hand sounds like a promising lead. Though it might be better to ask the Merling King.
 
I'm not saying I am super excited for the Gith to show up, because I'm not, but
> Gith showing up means it might as well not be the ASOIAF setting anymore.
>So anyway let's talk about depth charges VS orbital bombardment for our war against the Illithid.

Is an... amusing contrast
Just saying.
 
My main concern about slow moving depth charges and similar delivery systems will give them a chance to block or otherwise interdict them.

Teleport Object might also be a viable delivery system.
I understand your problem and Teleport Object could indeed help a lot to cut down on the warning time. Let's look at this from the other side. What are realistic intercept scenarios for a slow-moving warhead? If we can negate their response, it doesn't matter how much time they have to muster one.
I'm not saying I am super excited for the Gith to show up, because I'm not, but
> Gith showing up means it might as well not be the ASOIAF setting anymore.
>So anyway let's talk about depth charges VS orbital bombardment for our war against the Illithid.

Is an... amusing contrast
Just saying.
I've got a racial +20 bonus to Will-saves against hypocrisy.

Bite me.
 
Winning vote

[] Viserys and Rhealla seek audience with the Reader. Use Essosi trader as your cover, but reveal yourself as the rightful king, having come to aid his rightful subjects. Get his side of the situation first.
-[] Meanwhile Bronn, Tyene and Xor snatch up some of the Bilestone peddlers. Find out where they get their supplies. If they are unwilling thralls, offer them healing and asylum in SD. If they are willing thralls, dispose of them.
 
Part MMCDXXIV: In the Reader's Hall
In the Reader's Hall

Twenty-First Day of the Sixth Month 293 AC

After weighing the matter at length the five of you decide that it would be best to approach the regent of Pyke and the Iron Islands before making any moves upon a board you can only glimpse through rumor and supposition. For his part Bronn does not interject, jesting that 'he'll handle lordly matters when he is a lord', a broad a hint as any you have ever been given. Still, you can't fault the man the alacrity with which he took up the charge of finding and hopefully interrogating the peddlers of cursed stone alongside Tyene and Xor.

Meanwhile you take on the well-worn guise of a merchant from the east bearing spices, silks, and dyes from the east. When that alone fails to impress the doorwarden of Pyke you hint that your holds might contain more unusual treasures and rare texts of a sort you had heard his lord would find most intriguing. That earns you long suspicious looks and likely as not would have had you tossed out of the keep entirely were you not both quick and persuasive in your arguments. Finally, however, the guards relent and allow you to pass under the weather-worn curtain walls and onto the sparse headland that holds the stables and kennels as well as a small herd of cattle chewing on the hardy grasses that can find root even in the islands thin soil.

However it is neither horse, nor dog, nor cow that draws your eye most keenly but the men and women who work here, lesser they are called fit for work no ironborn should do, thralls. Though you see no chains upon their wrists nor any sign of ill use upon them they are still no freer than any slave in Myr or Lys. After all, where would they go if they wished to flee, into the crashing waves?

You swallow your bile walking quickly with Ser Richard and your mother keeping peace, though it is clear the knight would rather be going ahead, the better to protect you.

Surprisingly your guide does not lead you to the Great Keep at the heart of which lies the Seastone Chair. Instead you cross a second covered walkways to the second largest of the towers, the Guest Keep, sometimes called the Bloody Keep in memory of an ancient massacre. Here you are bid to wait amid the echoing silence and darkness only half dispelled in the wavering torchlight. Servants creep in with platters of food around mealtime but they know little about when you are to be received. At least your mother had been right about keeps serving food with spices worth the name. You may never truly enjoy mutton, unless you eat it as a dragon, but the flavor of the wine-cooked roast is unique enough that you will have to remember it for variety.

Finally the same dour guard who had brought you this far motions you to follow him on, not upon bridges of stone this time but fragile wood and rope that sways dramatically with every swelling of the wind. It would be just my luck for the damn think to break while you are on it... Catching yourself would be the lest of your troubles.

Thankfully that prediction does not come true and so you come at least to what is simply called 'the Sea Tower', the oldest and from the look of it most precarious construction in all of Pyke. It's lower third is white from the kiss of the sea while a beard of moss and lichen hangs upon its upper stories and the top is black from soot, giving the whole construction the semblance of a burnt out candle. The door at least seems to have been replaced recently, though you have little doubt its iron bands will one day rust and its wood rot to match the rest of the tower.

Behind it you find a man of early middle age with a brow beard and hair save for a few turned silver. Judging from the book he is studying intently even now he was well named by his fellows.


Shrewd searching eyes look up at the sound of the door closing behind you with a creek: "No merchant would have been as insistent on an audience, nor as persuasive as to convince so many of my household to let your through after all they have seen, and yet neither are you one of Them. Who are you truly?"

Though you are curious as to why the regent is so certain you are not a Deep One thrall or sorcery shrouded magus it would hardly be polite to ask. Instead you answer the question honestly and simply: "Viserys Targaryen, king by right of descent from Aegon whom the Greyjoys swore allegiance and the Harlaws through them, though I am not here to demand fealty but offer aid against the scourge from the depths that is the enemy of all right-thinking men."

The book snaps shut in the lord's hand: "I know the rumors about your magic my lord and I have more than just rumor to count upon beside. Thus I would wish for nothing more than to count your words in good faith and accept your aid, but first I would know where are Asha and Theon now? Sailing you told lord Stark, reaving and that is in a Greyjoy's blood as little else can be, but I would know your purpose for them. Is one of them to be lord or lady in truth, educated to rule in the House of their fathers or are they just another feather to your cap, away to draw the Ironborn into war at your side?"

"Your tongue is sharp lord regent," your mother interjects with faint reproach.

He sighs. "My apologies. I fear times of hardship make churls of us all, but I must know before I take one more step upon the path that could lead the people under my guardianship to war."

"An admirable sentiment," you nod. "To answer your question I have little use for poor lords in my service." As far as it goes the sentiment is true, though you certainly would not mind lords who would rather leave the governance of their lands to imperial administration and busy themselves with some other useful task.

The regent nods slowly. "Lord Stark said Asha was in good health and high spirits, and he would certainly not be one to lie on such a matter so I am content in knowing that the letters she has been sending are by her hand and no other. As such I will hear out any counsel you would wish to give and fulfill any reasonable request, so long as secrecy it kept. The isles do not need another war."

What do you say?

[] Ask questions
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[] Propose a plan
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: Well you got through the introductions and initial positioning very well, now to the meat of the discussion.
 
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I'm not saying I am super excited for the Gith to show up, because I'm not, but
> Gith showing up means it might as well not be the ASOIAF setting anymore.
>So anyway let's talk about depth charges VS orbital bombardment for our war against the Illithid.

Is an... amusing contrast
Just saying.
On a more serious note, I just have a lot more fun mucking around with the ASOIAF setting (or, let's be honest, wrecking it) then doing the same with some samey default D&D setting. Not that DP writes that stuff badly or anything, but it doesn't matter if he makes chocolate and vanilla ice cream equally well when I prefer chocolate by a wide margin.
 
> Verdun

Seriously though, I'd love to find an old ASOIaF WMD like the Hammer of the Waters and use it against the Illithid. You think the OG know where to find it?
> Sedan

That was a ritual, so they definitely can dig up that knowledge. Hard to say if it will work that well against an under-water target though and might be flat out impossible. Soft-Strider has often lamented that the world has changed so much since the age of heroes, so it might no longer work. Ambient magic levels to low or something.
 
> Sedan

That was a ritual, so they definitely can dig up that knowledge. Hard to say if it will work that well against an under-water target though and might be flat out impossible. Soft-Strider has often lamented that the world has changed so much since the age of heroes, so it might no longer work. Ambient magic levels to low or something.
It may have been a ritual, but I would bet you anything that it was focused around an actual physical hammer, that could be found and used as a focus for another ritual.
 
You may never truly enjoy mutton, unless you eat it as a dragon, but the flavor of the wine-cooked roast is unique enough that you will have to remember it for variety.
Apparently Viserys needs to find a cook that can make decent mutton.
Is one of them to be lord or lady in truth educated to rule in the House of their fathers or are they just another feather to your cap, away to draw the Ironborn into war at your side?"
Why not both?
 
It may have been a ritual, but I would bet you anything that it was focused around an actual physical hammer, that could be found and used as a focus for another ritual.
I would rather not do anything that might cause coastal cities on the Narrow Sea to be inundated by rising waters and tsunamis. We can be far more precise in our efforts than dropping continent rearranging magical explosions on lone cities.
 
I would rather not do anything that might cause coastal cities on the Narrow Sea to be inundated by rising waters and tsunamis. We can be far more precise in our efforts than dropping continent rearranging magical explosions on lone cities.
It's still nice to have continent rearranging magical explosions at hand for a rainy day.
 
On a more serious note, I just have a lot more fun mucking around with the ASOIAF setting (or, let's be honest, wrecking it) then doing the same with some samey default D&D setting. Not that DP writes that stuff badly or anything, but it doesn't matter if he makes chocolate and vanilla ice cream equally well when I prefer chocolate by a wide margin.
I sorta enjoy both, but I don't mind focusing in on the unique setting we are making before importing more from others. I just had to point out your house was looking a little too hyaline for rock throwing is all :lol.
 
On a more serious note, I just have a lot more fun mucking around with the ASOIAF setting (or, let's be honest, wrecking it) then doing the same with some samey default D&D setting. Not that DP writes that stuff badly or anything, but it doesn't matter if he makes chocolate and vanilla ice cream equally well when I prefer chocolate by a wide margin.

To be fair, I love more mucking around the planes and finding weird D&D shit than the ASOIAF universe.
 
Hmmmm.

He's straight as an arrow direct and on top of things. How lovely.

So. What do we give him?
 
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@Goldfish, do we have any PfEs to spare? We definitely need him protected from direct mindcontrol.

Also, didn't Relath have some kind of aberration warning system?
 
@Goldfish, do we have any PfEs to spare? We definitely need him protected from direct mindcontrol.

Also, didn't Relath have some kind of aberration warning system?

I would like a variation that allows us to key in exceptions, e.g. Xor. Problem is, that sounds like adding a weakness to your security system. Though I don't know how to avoid such :(. Maybe a token or pass that can be only created at the ward's "keystone" rather than have the ward be modifiable directly...

Edit: @TotallyNotEvil I think that you should take a point each form spot/listen and put them into bluff and intimidate. Max social on Viserys.
 
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It sounds like Rodrick is thinking we're here about a traditional war for the Iron Throne, when that really isn't the case. I mean, I guess the ironborn can distract the Westerlands, but otherwise their use is negligible.

No, what we're here about is the other war he's fighting and losing. We had the distinct pleasure of meeting his cousin Aeron, after all.
 
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