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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Fear not, intrepid looters, we will salvage that ship.

Plan incoming shortly, but gotta head to work now.
 
Can we capture one elemental like this and upgrade Waymar's sword with it?
 
Oh I must have missed the implications about that spell I thought it was more to keep them from using their shipboard weaponry by blocking the hatches they'd be fired through.
 
das_slash said:
So, i ran into this comic, and thought i would share.
I can totally see ancient evils thriving in today's society.

Also, i was inspired to finally write this idea that's been in my head for months.

Today in Westeros News!​

Blood War 2 still rages on across the riverlands, The forces of Baron Anegazor marched unopposed from the Golden Tooth and carved a bloody swat across the land, this is the 234th time an army marches unopposed into the riverlands, in what the local lords called "another Tuesday". This forced a response from Duke Aregaxxar, who raised his full demonic horde of 10000, the 20000 strong army met Anegazor's army near Stoney Sept, and forced a retreat as 30000 additional troops somehow joined the march along the way, in what Diabolic officials are calling "demonic bullshit". Aregaxxar refused to explain how he was able to raise such an army, citing only "The Abyss provides", on this, 3 captured devil accountants committed suicide, and one more had to be restrained as he began foaming from the mouth, he is now being considered for promotion.

News from Kings Landing, A group of Slaad necromancers unleashed a miasma upon the city in retaliation for what they see as illegal mining operations in their ancestral lands, in what the locals called "A vast improvement", "I took my children to the park so they could enjoy the fresh air" local resident told our reporters, the quality of local pot o' brown also seems to have improved with the addition of fallen birds and dazed rats, requests are being made for the Slaad to become permanent residents of the city.

Chaos on the Neck, Demonic trench diggers once again fought against the Baator Trans-Westeros company for the right to build the neck canal, Diabolic officials say that a project that "Fosters commerce, destroys the local ecosystem and takes countless lives to complete" naturally falls under the sphere of Baator, in what demonic builders call a "heinous act of cultural appropriation", "The dream of countless mad kings and misguided advisors is being trampled upon" say the current taskmaster, who promises to continue to release wave after wave of quasits until his counterpart operation ceases, to the delight of local crocodilians and "spicy frog leg" merchants.
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This is hilarious!

Btw, I was going to scream for us to loot those awesome thunder guns. Our flying battleships need better artillery than ballistas. I don't care if they shoot super effective alchemical bolts, having a flying metal behemoth wielding glorified crossbows as bombardment cannons simply wont do!


...alas, like anything worth a shit in this realm, the guns run on the power of slavery. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sultan's toilet had a bound water elemental or something to wipe his ass.
 
bigbow said:
This is hilarious!

Btw, I was going to scream for us to loot those awesome thunder guns. Our flying battleships need better artillery than ballistas. I don't care if they shoot super effective alchemical bolts, having a flying metal behemoth wielding glorified crossbows as bombardment cannons simply wont do!


...alas, like anything worth a shit in this realm, the guns run on the power of slavery. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sultan's toilet had a bound water elemental or something to wipe his ass.
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Trust in the Glorious Steam Cannon.

Fire and Blood, my friend. Fire and Blood.
 
Oh boy sapient loot! Would be great to get this guy as a buddy and or mentor for ysilla!
(She's the one being patronized by the storm good right?)
 
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